A/N: Forgot to mention, chapters 1-4 are reposts because Ginga and I are bad rule-breaking bitches and we got this story forcibly removed. Oops. We didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose us.

OK PPL HU REVIEW 2 SAY SHIT ABOUT MI STORI, I applaud you! CAN GO FUKK DEMSELFS. I'd rather fuck Mr. Odair. my stori is beleiveble Yup, vampire who sparkle in the sun…SO believable. u just hav 2 keep readin n u can c y!1 but to ppl hu gav me good reveiws, THANX U GUYZ ROKK You are gonna get slapped, good reviews for Twila. Seriously. 333 LUV U 333 hate you

CHAPTER 3

"Hey betch wat r u doin home." midnite asked.

"u hav 2 promise not 2 say nething..." i sed nervly n midnite laffed n sed "hu wuld i say somthing 2, we r loners remeber?" It's like you're taking key points from Twilight and exposing the shit out of them in your crapfic….. Something about them being 'loners' annoys me.

"o yea" i sed and told her evrythin dat hapened. she gosped wen i told her abot edword kissing me. "SO WATE" she scremed "R U GUYZ IN LUV NOW OR WHUT?" No, you crazy "betch"! They met a few hours ago! Oh my god.

"ya were goin 2 homecuming 2getha." Since when?! i showd her my blakk dress wif lace n leather n my spiky black shoez. I thought you had to hurry home..when did you go SHOPPING?! "edword sed he liks dese." When the hell did this happen?! we laffed happy 2gether n danced arond da house. we were so happi 4 me. Selfish. i sang tenagerz by mcr. den. ... DA DOOR NOCKED! OH NOES! The door tried to knock itself off the hinges to escape you and your crazy sister? DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHH

"TWIL WERE R U. sum1 asked frum outside. i went 2 da door n it was alison. i scremed. Why?! Maybe she just brought over some blood-cookies as a Thanks-For-Giving-My-Brother-An-Erection-Because-W e-All-Honsetly-Though-He-Was-Gay present? IF U FUKKING TRI 2 SUKK MI BLOOD AGEN ILL GET ED Damn bitch calm down i told her. she bast in2 tearz. midnite quikly jumoed up 2 defend me but i told her to go awey Down, crazy "betch"! bcuz i culd handle alis.

"ok y did u cum here." To give the blood-cookies! i sed. alisenz blody tears dint scare me. i new she had enuf blood 2 last cuz of wen she attaked alison. She attacked herself. "i felt sooo bad 4 tring to drink ur blood" she histericly cry. "i wnted 2 alopogize wif a present." BLOOD-COOKIES! FUCK YEAH!

"All i wnat in dis world is edword, n i hav him so noting u can giv me matterz." i shucffed Ooh, new verb alert! at her. But den ... she held up 2 TIKKETS 2 A MCR CONSERT! Damn it! No cookies?

"OMFGGGGG!111 I thought nothing she could give you mattered. All you wanted was "Ed"." i was static. I hope you bring up so much electric charge that you fry yourself. i grabed dem from her n gave 1 2 midnite. "actully" alison wimpered "1 was suposed 2 be 4 me. so we cold go 2getha" I see nothing wrong with that. Alice is just trying to make it up to you after she tried to suck your blood. I'd go with her. Really. That would be a bit selfish to not invite her.

"But i wanted 2 go wif ed" Then why did you give a ticket to Midnite? i shoted. i imagned his beutiful face wif his blakk eyliner n blakk lipstik. That's a disturbing mental image… n his smexi bodi. Wait…did she just say smexi? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT! Stupid Girl, like Tara, YOU RUIN EVEYTHING! OK alison sed. "we can jus tak mi hole family. esmet Esme and Emmett's love child. Or their (disturbing) ship name realli luvs mcr 2" Then why did it matter if you gave it to Midnite if they were just gonna buy a shitton of tickets anyway.

so we went to da consert n ed n i had innercoarse on da way. Why did you have sex in front of his whole family? evry1 tought we wer so cute. That's disgusting and sick and gross and ew and I hate you and nasty and I hate you….

"THIS NITE WALK DA DEAD" scremed gerad way. den... EVENIEZENCE KAME ON! You just butchered Evanescence's name. At least Tara could spell the band names right. dey sand a duet wif mcr. den dey sang sum more stuff. As opposed to….? Wait that was a really big timeskip and there wasn't even a warning. Last we knew before this they were fucking in the car.

emet had an ejaxclamation The new verb "ejaxclamation" is the love child of the verbs "ejaculation" and "exclamation". in da audience THAT'S REALLY GROSS and impossible…I already told you, he's a vampire, no blood, no blood circulation, HE CANNOT GET IT UP. n sudenly HE TURNED IN2 A BAT. "OH SHITTTTT NOOOO" EDWard sighed. "dis is bad too twola, dis is realli bad." all dis bad stuf kept hapening wile i was wif dem. It's like the universe is trying to tell you something... Than maybe you should go jump off a cliff. vampirs turn int2 batz wen dey r realli exited Nuh-uh! n evry1 wuld no his secret but no1 cared cuz dey wer all gothz. That has NOTHING to do with it. gerad lookd at him from da stage n he jumpd down thru da crowd n came over 2 us. I doubt they would just let him go…even Goths fan girl, ya know…. He would be ripped to shreds.

"He bat." Gerard Way is now a mentally-retarded dumbass. He likes to state the OBVIOUS. he sed in his fukking killer voce. i CREAMED Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! so loud bcuz i luvvv gerad wif all my lyfe. I hope you leave the whole Culen family alone and run off with dumbass Gerard. his makueup waz runing bcuz he waz cring cuz dey sang helen Helena, stupid girl. HelenA. (a/n dat song is abot his grandpa hu dyed RIP GERARDS GRANPA NO, it isn't. It's about his GrandMA. Stupid Girl is a mediocre dunce!) but he glarced Another new verb! A mix of "glared" and "glanced"! at emset The love child. Slash disturbing ship n tuched his wings n he turned bak.

gerad went home wif da cullenz What the FUCK? bcuz he nd emet becam bfs. Cause that would totally happen. I'm nearly positive Gerard is married, with kids… cuz dey fell in luv. Oh, lord…..i was sooo jealous but ed got angy That's how my younger cousin used to pronounce angry. n i told him i luv him so it waz ok. That makes EVERYTHING better! It's okay that she loves another man too because Ed is okay with polygamy! WE ALL WENT HOM N I GOT GERARDS AUTOGRAF. THAT WHOLE SENTENCE WAS SO DESERVING OF CAPS LOCK!

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PLZ GUYZ GIV ME MOR REVEIWS I FINK DIS WAZ A REALLI GUD CHAPTER I finks you are a dumbass. I finks I need to go get some food.

Sorry about screwing up the update schedule on the first week we have it. You can blame me. Now Nakki is yelling at me because I've had this done for a while (not sure how long) but I forgot to post it. Oops.