Me: Well onwards chapter number 2!
"...This is just priceless"
Those are the first words I hear this morning. No not the usual 'get up' or 'get the fuck out the bed Tala before I kick your ass'. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to a simple good morning. Opening my eyes I'm greeting with the sight of Yang standing on my right side. Her red eyes dancing with laughter and a small smile. Glaring I threw a pillow at her only for her to catch it and smile even more.
"Now, now Tala. It's not nice to throw things." she said as if she were scolding a two year old.
...Okay was oddly creepy. Um. I'll think I'll just throw another pillow in hopes she'll go away. Grabbing the pillow behind me I try to throw it but it gets stuck.
Question: Do pillows normally get stuck? No? Didn't think so.
I turned around to see...a black long thing.
Okay Tala. Let's try this again. Blinking I try again. Okay this time a face and it's...
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" was my 'manly' scream. Okay even I admit it. I have a girly scream.
I jump out of the bed and point an accusing finger at Yang.
"You're behind this" I say pointing at Rei.
"No. You came here yesterday with him." she said, "It's not my fault that you're horny."
Flashback time
"I'm moving in with you" he said
WHAT?!
"I, Rei Kon, am moving in with you until I figure out what is wrong with you." he said
Obviously I haven't mastered the art of inner monologue.
"But what about..." I say
"But nothing. There is nothing holding me back. According to the new rules that you agreed to all members of a team will be split up and will form new teams through the process of a random selection. This means I have no obligations to any team and neither do you therefore I do not have to stay at Tyson's dojo." he said.
Damn. But what if Bryan comes over. Lord knows that he will kill Rei. Also the fact that I have no room...Okay that was the lie of the century. I live in a fucking penthouse.
"Great then room should be no problem." he said
I seriously need to work on my inner monologue.
End Flash back
"Oh yeah. I remember what happened at the meeting and then he followed me here." I said
"Yup and don't look now but your companion is awake" Yang said still smiling.
Um. Okay and that is important because? I like that way he looks sleeping actually. His hair spread along him like a second blanket.
"Um Tala." said Rei but I barely noticed.
His golden eyes closed...
"Tala"
...and his lips partially spread apart in such a kissable way...
Tala!"
...All in all he looks like an adorable sleeping kitten.
"TALA!" yelled Rei
"What?!" I yelled glaring at the snickering Yang. She just merely continued messing with the stuff on my dresser still snickering. Sigh. What's Kai's phone number again?
"Your naked..." he said
Oh. Damn I forgot that I slept naked. Why is Yang snickering harder? Is it because...oh shit. I did not sleep with him! Well I did but we didn't have sex...yet. Wow. My perverted mind likes to kick in randomly. But still! I did not!
"Stop laughing!" I yell at Yang who just laughs her ass off at my predicament.
Gee. Some type of friend you are. Sigh. Let me just get out of here and take a shower.
Opening the door I encounter Ten. Looking as if he were about to open the door. Did I mention that Ten scares the piss out of me at times. Well lets just say that this is one of those moments. Hearing a thud I look back to see Yang on the floor rolling with laughter and Rei barely holding on to what little bit of composure he has left.
Why me? Glaring at the two, I turn back around to try to leave the room with what little bit of dignity I have left.
Keyword there people: Try.
Somehow I manage to slip in ,well you know, and hit the floor. Ow. What's worse is that both Yang and Rei are laughing at my expense. Hell even Ten is chuckling and Ten doesn't even smile. He makes Spencer seem like the kool-aid man with his non-smiling ness. Sigh. I wish I didn't get out of bed this morning. Looking up to glare at the ceiling (because I think that this is all fates fault and fate lives in heaven...or something like that) I notice a little black thing with a flashing red light.
Damn.
1 hour later
Yang is expertly cooking breakfast again. (eggs, waffles, fruit and some weird meat thing but it tastes good) With all these good smells around me I can only think of one thing.
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn and Damn. Why did that have to happen? More important. Why did it have to be caught on camera and most importantly why did Rei have to see?! Yes people the great and almighty Tala Ivanov is on the verge on crying in shame. Well at least I still can eat breakfast in dignity. Hopefully. Though with today's pace however I feel that somehow I'm going to wind up eating dog kibble from Demon's bowl though a straw.
"Here you go Rei." says Yang sliding him a plate.
Sitting down at the table with a second plate she stares at me expectantly.
What?! I didn't do anything besides make a complete ass of myself in front of my secret love. What else do you want?
"For you to take your medicine."she says
Damn it! I wonder who I can call for inner monologue help? Maybe Spencer...no, He's going to kill me for splitting the team up (unconsciously might I add). I'm already going to call Kai for help on my glares. Though I doubt that he will. He'll probably just glare at me. Damn. I'm losing all my help. Which wasn't much to begin with. Oh wait I can ask Yang for help with the glare. The way she's glaring at me I'm almost compelled to actually take my medicine.
Keyword there people: Almost.
I am not taking that medicine. I refuse to willingly admit that the great Tala Ivanov needs pills to get through his day and besides I don't need food today. I can survive one day without food. But I'd rather eat then that I don't have the will power too and...forget it you guys probably won't believe me anyways. Hm. Maybe I can get help from Rei. Oh Rei. Hey (That rhymed! Yay!) why aren't you eating?
"Because I find it rude to eat in the presence of others who aren't eating" Rei replies.
One. I'm starting to think that Rei is psychic (or my inner monologue failed again, though I'm not going to even acknowledge that possibility) and, Two Isn't he just sweet! Okay Tala. Now's your chance to redeem yourself. Just tell him that it's okay for him to eat and do not-
"Are you okay? You looked kind of flushed." he said
-blush. Damn it Ivanov! What happened to all your training! You are emotionless! Emotions just makes life more complicated and hard...The word hard turns me on. Three guesses as to why. Okay Ivanov just nod yes.
"Are you sure you're alright?!" he said leaning across the table and feeling more forehead, "I think you need to go back to bed."
OH MY GOD! DO NOT FAINT! I can see right under Rei's shirt and his well toned chest is a major turn on. Plus he has no chest hair. AIIEEEEEEE! DO NOT FAINT! I REPEAT! DO NOT FAINT TALA JERMEI IVANOV! (1)
"He's fine. He just needs to take his medicine." Says Yang
...Way to ruin a guys boner Yang.I despise no, loathe, those goddamn pills.I'd rather swallow- Oh hey! There's my constant boner! Nice to have you back buddy. Thought Yang got rid of you forever.
"Take the pills"
...Aaaaand goodbye again. Why does she always have to mention those damn pills?! I know you're all thinking that pills are that bad. But when you have to take 12 of them let me know and besides I think one of them is shrinking my little buddy down. No way in hell am I taking those pills even if there's a suggestion of that happening.
"If you don't take them I will take Wolborg and smash him into tiny pieces." she said a little calmly.
"Sure you will and I'm Santa." I retort. This causes Rei to chuckle. Hey! I didn't think that I was that funny. Good job Ivanov. He probably like funny guys.
"Well then I guess you are and I guess it's Christmas." she said holding Wolborg in her right hand, " Because if you don't take take those pills I will make it true and get you a job in the mall playing the part of Santa.
One, Ewww. All the kids pee on his lap. Two, Where the hell did she get Wolborg from?!...Okay I got my priorities a little mixed up there but who cares?! All I know is that Wolborg is in serious danger. I swallow (he he) the pills as quickly as possible. See? Look I took them now can I have Wolborg? Please!? She tosses me my blade and slides me the plate of food.
"Good boy." she says getting up and leaving the room.
Somehow I feel like I've been played...Hold the phone! This isn't Wolborg! It's just a cheap imitation for a thrift store! Damn you Yang!
Well now I'm utterly bored. There's nothing to do today. No beyblade meetings. (though I hate those too. I starting to think I hate too many things) No randomly planned parties from the blade breakers. No nothing. Great. This is the epitome of my life...Hey! I realized I learned a new word! Epitome!
"So what do you want to do today?" says Rei sitting down in the love seat across from me knocking me out of my train of words.
Why hello there. I think staring at you is a fine option for today. I mean who would give this up? Not me.
"Tala. Please don't give me the silent treatment. I'm bored and I know that you're bored so let's find something to do." he says
Oh I can think of plenty of things to do involving me, you and no clothes what so ever. Okay so I'm a pervert. Sue me. On second thought don't.
"Um. We can go to the park, I guess?" I said
What? I'm not allowed out at times. Yes this is why everyone thinks that I despise outdoors and social meetings but you try escaping Yang when she says no and means it. I'm kinda of glad I'm not her child.
"You guess?" he says
"What's wrong with that?"
"Nothing it's just the way you said it was as if your mother or someone doesn't let you outside" he says
Psychic I tell you. He's psychic.
"Well actually..."
"Wait. Don't tell me that I'm right!"
I slowly nod.
"So that's why you don't go to outside or anywhere?" he asks
"Well...yeah but for good reason!" I say
"And what reason is that?"
Very good question...Sigh. I think I said that one aloud...again. Great.
"Come on!" he says grabbing my arm
"Where are we going?" I ask
"Anywhere." he says dragging me out the house.
(1) That is not Tala's real middle name. I just made it up off the top of my head but if you want to use it please ask me for permission first.
A/N: Lookie here! You readers got a special treat today! The rare 2 in 1 update day! I even had to take off my engagement ring to do this! That's how much I love you readers! Yay! I think I shall do my happy dance now (does happy dance) Well as said in last chapter review if you feel like it. I'm going by hits this time so...I dunno. I'm just so proud of my self! Yay! Ja Ne and Domo Arigato to all those who reviewed last chapter!