Me: Sorry for the late update. I got dragged away to California to visit my (shudder) "aunt". Why the quotation marks. Easy. I refused to admit that I am related to Satan.

Rei: The Fallen Angel does not own Beyblade or any of it's characters. She only owns any unfamiliar characters, such as Yang and Ten, and the plot.

Me: Well chapter 3 is off and on a roll!

I'm freezing my balls off out here! Why am I out here again?!...Oh yeah. Rei dragged me outside. I glare at Rei from behind.

"Hm? Is there something wrong Tala?" he says

...I don't even know why I bother.

"Not really." I say knowing that I should've told him off for dragging me out in a blizzard

I think that my brain and my mouth need to sit down and have a little talk.

"Well. We should find someplace to go. Afterall it is quite cold."

What was the hint? Maybe the snow or was it the sudden ability to see your breath infront of you. Now all of you think that I'm being a cold inconsiderate bitch but despite the fact that I'm from Russia, I hate the winter.Yes the great and almighty Tala Ivanov, (now adding) king of ice, hates winter. Ironic isn't it?

"What's ironic?"

"..."

I am not trusting my mouth on this one. My mouth has done no good for me so far. All it's done is get me futher from my goal of having Rei as mine and blurt out whatever I am thinking. (like it did just five seconds ago.) Sigh. I really need-- No! I refuse to admit it! I do not need help! I am the great and alminghty Tala Ivanov! The King of Ice!...Rei's laughing. What did I do now?

"Tala.." says Rei in between laughs, " Is there a reason for posing like superman?"

Of course. It figures that I'd be the only one here with my fist on my hips and my chest pushed forward more than Shakira's in that music video. Sigh. Why me?

"..."

Very articulate Tala. Hey another word! I'm getting better at this! Maybe that dictionary and thersarus that Ten got me is coming in handy. I should thank him. But with what? Hmm. A new gun? No he has alot of those already. Hmm. So far all I can think of is gun. Maybe I should get him something in his favorite color...which is black, right? Or maybe it's red? No. Ten doesn't seem like a red person.

"Hey! Superman!" yelled Rei from somehwere to my left

"What?" I yelled back.

Yes. I have a superiority complex to the point I think I'm superman. Hell. I'm better I am the great and...screw it. You already know.

"There's a training facitlity over here!" he yelled pointing behind him.

Oh is that what that big builiding with the words 'BBA Training Facility' on it is for. Walking as slow as I pleased, because the great and almighty Tala Ivanov does not rush for anyone. I finally make it inside the training facility, which is thankfully empty. Hmmm. Maybe its the blizzard outside.

Question: Why did Rei drag me out during a blizzard?

Another Question: Why is this open during a blizzard?

Last Question: Were they expecting us?

"Wow." said Rei in awe looking at all the different types of stadiums.

I would say that to but I am the great and almighty Tala Ivanov. The King of Ice...I get tired of saying that. Hopefully I won't get anymore titles or else I'm going to need a cue card.

"Look at all of these. Some with lava and some with snow."

Question: Since when did beyblading become even remotely about the stadiums?

"These are better than the ones at home!"

I would hope so. If a place with the highest technology probably is the beyblade and they have elders who tell the weather by throwing a bunch of leaves into the wind has better stadiums then us. Then we should be ashamed. I mean they don't even have a daily mail service!

"Let's use that one!!" says Rei pointing to the one five hundred feet in the air.

Oh my god Tala. You beloved Rei is going to drag you into an early grave. Do not scream like a little girl Tala!

Did you know that I am somwhat afraid of heights.

"Tala why are you breathing so hard?"

Okay screw somewhat I am terrified of heights. The thing with the jumping of the builiding with Ian. Here's what happened. Boris told us to survey the intruders and Ian had the bright idea of going on the roof. Now Boris over heard and thought that it was a good idea. Afterall it's always hilarious to see Tala shit in his pants. Now we necessarily didn't have to jump off the roof but Spencer and his gigantic boats he calls feet came by and knocked over the ladder. Plus he didn't put it back up. So the only way to get off was to jump. Well Ian jumped. I just fell.

"Are you sure that you're okay Tala?" he asked

Define okay. Oh shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit! Get me the fuck out of this elevator now! No! What are you doing?! Don't press-- Oh god! We're rising! No! I'm going to die!

"Tala! Are you okay?!" he said, "Tala!"

Goodnight people.

"Ungh?" I say opening my eyes

"That's what you get for going out without permission."

Where am I?

"I'm sorry. I didn't think this would happen."said Rei

What? I'm confused here.

"It's not you're fault entirely. Tala is just hmm...weak willed." said Yang

Hold on! I am not weak willed!...Why are they staring at me...again. Sigh I swear I must be the most entertaining thing around here.

"Nice to see your awake though it could've been less startling." said Yang

"Screw you." I said

Ow. She hit me in my arm.

"Watch it. I don't take lightly to insults Tala. Remember the one guy who--"

"Who called you a bitch and was in the hospital for a month because you wouldn't stop punching him. Yeah I remember. It took both Spencer and Kai to get you off of him" I said

"Damn." said Rei, "I seriously wouldn't want to piss you off."

No you wouldn't. You'd probably be dead. Hmm. Did you know that a dead man's penis is erected for 4- 5 hours right afterwards? (1) Once again my perverted mind has decided to kick in.

"Now can you do me a favor and go talk with Ten in the living room Rei." said Yang

"Huh? Why?"

"Because it's Ten's job. Now go!" she said using her surround sound and efficiently scaring Rei out of the room.

Nooo! Don't leave me! She's gonna eat me!!! Okay Tala. No more Lion King for you.

"Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way Tala."

I stick my tongue out at her.

"The hard way it is then" she said pulling a needle out of nowhere.

Oh hell no!...I can't move I'm tied up? How in the world did she manage to handcuff me and can I borrow them?

"I handcuffed you while you were unconscious and no you may not borrow or steal these handcuffs." she said

Am I the only on not psychic around here? I'm starting to think so.

"Now stay still."

Hell no! I am not letting you stick that needle in me.

"Stop moving!"

"Why should I?"

"So I can stick the stupid needle in your arm and then go on my merry way!" she said aggrivated

"And you want to stick that needle in my arm because"

"Because you're system crashed you idiot or did you not realize that?!" she harshly whispered

"My system is impossible of crashing unlees I lose control of--"

"of your emotions which is what you did today when you let Rei drag you onto that elevator. You got scared and lost control. Hence why you passed out. Now stop moving!" she said grabbing my arm with enough force to crush it and stick the needle in my arm.

"OW!"

That was me taking it like a man.

"There now was the so bad" she said undoing to handcuffs.

Define bad.

I stepped out of my room only to encounter Demon sitting in front of my door waiting for me. Getting up, Demon licks my hand and I rub behind his ears affectionately. I walk down the stairs that seperates the bedrooms from the rest of the house. I see Rei sitting there on the couch.

"Hey." he says

"Hey."

"About earlier--"

"Forget about it. You didn't know. Hell I didn't think that would happen." I said

Point for me! I managed thirteen words without stuttering or it being unintentional!

Silence drifts over us as Demon comes a collapses on to the ground infront of me.

"Lazy dog."

I wish I could be a dog sometimes. Think about it. All you really have to do is eat, breathe, sleep and (depending on your owner) do a couple of parlor tricks. That's it. Hell you even have someone to clean your shit up for you. Then again you can get them spayed or neutered. Which would really suck. Also all of those shots you have to get and a theremometer is shoved your ass so they could take your temperature. On second thought. I think I'll stay a human.

Oh look! Flying mail!

Question: Does mail normally fly?

"No." says Ten who has the rest of the mail in his hand.

Damn these people and their psychicness. Is that even a word? Hm. I should look that up in that dictionary. Huh? More flying mail? I got it! I got it I got-- Ow. That was my eye! Stupid evil flying mail. I think I like non-flying mail better now.

"Open it" says Rei excitedly as if it were an invitation for Hogwarts and I was Harry Potter. It's cute.

(Note: All of the letter is in italics)

Dear Tala,

Enclosed in this envelope is the list of members that has been randomly chosen to form your new team. The captains have been chosen already and there are no arguments if you are not selected as the captain of whatever you shall call your team. In one weeks time there shall be a manditory meeting of all teams and it's members. I shall expect you there no matter the circumstances Tala.

"Hm. Never said that in any of my letters" said Rei

"Said what?" I asked brillantly as if I didn't know.

"That I should be there no matter the circumstances."

Well you don't skip out on half of the meetings

"So is that why your team never knows half the things it should?"

Damn inner monlogue problem.

During the meeting you shall be introduced by whoever your speaker is and you shall be informed when your first battle is for the tournament. Good Luck.

Sincerly,
Stanley Dickerson

I hope I'm captain. Please let me be captain! Please let me be captain! Please let me fuck Rei! Hey! Where'd that come from?

"Um. Tala I think you want to look at this." said Rei reading my team list and chuckling.

"Huh?" I brillantly say

Note: The list you see here is final. There shall be no arguments.

Captain: Mariah Wong

Hell no! Not her! I will not little my Rei be stolen by some little pink haired bitch from an isolated village. No arguments my ass.

Co-Captain: Rei Kon

Damn. Not even Co-captain. I am so going to complain. Tala Ivanov does not answer to anyone! Even if it's someone who is as sexy as Rei.

First Blader: Brooklyn Kingston
Second Blader: Tala Ivanov
Third Blader: Julia Fernandez

Once again, no arguments shall be accepted and any arguments submitted can result in removal from the tournament.

Damn. So I'm stuck with one psycho nature boy, two bitchies and my one and only adoration. Kill me now.

(1) - Yes that is a true fact. My cousin who works for forensics at a police station decided to tell me that randomly one day. The thought still slightly disgusts me.

A/N: Well chapter 3 is done and on a roll. Once again sorry about the long time to update but hey, life got in the way, (Mutters about evil satanic aunts) Anyways! Ja Ne and Domo Arigato for whoever reviewed!