Me: Chapter 4 is on its way! Everyone scream yay!
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Me:Come on now. Please
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Kai: You should know the disclaimer by now
"Get the fuck up."
Good morning to you to Yang. Did you have a good sleep last night? No? Okay then..yawn Nighty night.
"I said get the fuck up!" yelled Yang effectively scaring me out of bed.
"Was that necessary?!" I yelled at her.
"Considering that today your captain called--"
Since when did Mariah have my number?
"--and you have a meeting to decide on a whatever you have to decide on--"
Very elaborate Yang. Very elaborate
"--Yes it is necessary." she said while glaring away any retort that I had.
Damn her and her uncanny sense of time. Seriously she has no alarm clock and yet she can wake me up at the same time every fucking day. How does she do it? I have no clue...Hm Maybe she is a clock?...And this is what you get when Tala gets no sleep. Yang a clock? Gods I need to go back to sleep.
"Tala stop staring into space and get dressed" she says organizing the stuff on my dresser.
Once again she is upset at the way that I keep things. Seriously I don't know why it bothers her so much. That and kids who eat alot of candy. Those things just bothers her she says but if you ask the kids downstairs why he's terriffied of eating a candy bar. He can assure you that Yang is the cause of it. She tramatized that poor kid. I feel sorry for him.
"Stupid Tala and his mess...who keeps their stuff in this chaos?!" she says harshly under her breath.
Yeah Yang talk about me like I'm not here. Like that solves the problem.
"It doesn't solve the problem but if you open your mouth again I can solve another problem." she said angrily.
PMS much? Hm. Doesn't PMS stand for Post Menstrual Symptoms. Why is it called post when it actually occurs during a womans menstrual cycle and not after it? Shouldn't it be Current Menstrual Symptom? Hm. Maybe it's because PMS is more catchy than CMS. I don't know. I'll look it up later.
Hey look! A flying shirt!
Question: Why is everything in this house starting to fly
Another Question: Is the penthouse haunted?
Oh my god! The pants fly too! Noooo! Ruuuuun! Yang let go! Why are you holding me hostage? The place is haunted! Oh my god! You're a part of it! You were in on the plan and now your going to eat me! Just like the mail and the pants will!
"No they are not! I threw the clothes at you!" she harshly said pushing me to the ground, "Now get dressed!"
Ow! That hurt! She almost pulled my arm out of it socket and she dug her claws into me. I'm filing her nails down in her sleep!
"Do it and die" she said menacingly.
Pyschic people are creepy.
Breakfast time! Yay! Yang is...not making breakfast? And she doesn't look to happy about it...Not that she's happy about much...hm...What does make her happy?...Hm maybe cooking? Anyways! I've never seen her this...annoyed...no...irked. That's the word. Thank you encyclopedia!
"So what would you like Yang?" said Rei.
Holy shit! Rei can cook?! I love a man who is good with a frying pan.
" I would like to cook but since I am denied that. I want nothing." she said bitterly.
Ouch. That was harsh
"I'll make you some egg foo--"
"Don't want it. I want to cook."
"How about--"
"Give me the spatula."
"Try saying it nicely"
"Give me the fucking spatula please" she said already using her surround sound
"I don't see a fucking spatula. Only a regular spatula." said Rei who obviously wasn't intimidated
That's right Rei don't back down! You get her! Show her who's boss!
"GOD DAMMIT! REI! LET ME COOK!" yelled Yang who effectively scared me to the point where I'm under the table with a bowl over my head.
...Oh shit. I guess she's the boss.
"...No?" said Rei who is now scared shitless but will not back down.
Rei. Give her the spatula. You do not know the territory that you have just stepped into. If you wish to live give her the spatula.
Crunch. Clang.
If you're wondering that was the sound of Yang's fist connecting with Rei's face and then the Spatula hitting the floor.
Thud.
And that was Rei hitting the floor...OH MY GOD! Rei! Please be alive! Please be alive! Good he's breathing! He's alive! He's alive! Thank god almighty he's alive!
"...What happened?" said Ten walking in at that moment.
"He wouldn't let me cook." said Yang calmly flipping over the eggs and brushing a lock of her hair behind her ear like nothing happened
Word of advice: Never anger Yang...unless you are suicidal.
Think about it. She just knocked out Rei with one hit. Okay that may not seem that special but think about it. This is the guy who, when fighting Bryan, would not go down and stay down. Despite the heavy blood loss and broken bones he still got up! On top of that he's twice the size of Yang. So for her to knock him out...Ouch. That must've been one hard punch.
"REI-REI" yelled Mariah through the hallways.
Gods I hate this girl. Why must she be associated with Rei? Why can she just not exsist?! Okay I know that wasn't nice but who cares?! I. Hate. Mariah.With.A.Passion.
"Um..hi"said Rei nervously.
You stood up to Yang but you're afraid of...that?! Did all your confidence suddenly leave you when Yang decked you?!
"HIYA! OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE REI?!" yelled Mariah
Does she have to yell? Come on I live with Yang and Ten. Neither of them are that loud. She's worse than...I'll let you know when I think of a person I know who isn't quiet.
"I fell" Rei says
Liar. Yang decked you...Oops.
"WHO IS THIS YANG! WHERE IS HE?!"
Yang is a...man? Where'd whe get that idea from?
"Yang is a female,Mariah, and it was my fault she hit me."
"But Yang is a man's name?" said a confused Mariah.
Oh! That's right in China Yang is a man's name! Haha! Wait till I tell Yang this!...On second thought I'll keep it to myself. No need for me to get punched.
"Yang is female and my...house keeper."
I was going to say ' person who makes sure that Tala doesn't die an early death' but that's just to long
"Oh...Um...hi Tala" said Mariah as if wh'es just notcing me...finally she's quiet!
Hm. Maybe my glare will work this time.
"Eep!" said Mariah hiding behind Rei.
I did it! I scared someone but...HOLD ON! NO SHE IS NOT CLING TO MY REI. TO MY REI! HE'S MINE! BACK OFF!
"WEll what's going on here?" says Brooklyn pooping out of nowhere. Julia at his side.
"Nothing" I say with a growl
I am SO going to KILL the pink freak
"Now now Tala. It's not nice to be so hostile. Nature's laws--"
"Nature's laws my ass." I said effectively cutting off Brooklyn," Now shut up, mind your buisness and go hug a tree."
"Geez someone's more of a whiner than my brother. What's got your panties in a bunch?" said Julia.
The fact that that thing is clinging on to my Rei.
"As captain I order--"
"You do not order me!" I say with a hiss," Noone orders me around!"
I AM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! NO EVEN BETTER! I AM THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY TALA IVANOV! THE KING OF ICE! CAPTAIN OF THE (once) MOST FEARED BEYBLADING TEAM! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
"Eep!" said Mariah unlatching herself from Rei and hiding behind the physically bigger Brooklyn.
With a smirk I turn and walk into the room where we are supposed to dicuss...whatever. I am the SHIT! Oh my god! Did you see me?! I was awesome! And I got my glare back. I had that pink thing cowering in fear!
"Tala..." said Rei dissappointingly as he entered the room.
Oh my god Rei! Did you see?! I kicked ass!
"That wasn't right." he said
What? Oh you mean Mariah. I know she wasn't right. Infact what were her parents thinking about reproducing it.
"I don't know what you have aganst Mariah--"
Oh you mean what I did.
"--but she is your captain and while she may be a bit bossy she's still a good person and--
"A good person?" I say
Since when do you look up good person in the dictionary and see Mariah's picture underneath it?
"Yes and she deserves some respect. Afterall she has done nothing to you. Hell you two haven't even battled eachother in an official match."
"..."
Brilliant Tala. Just bloody brilliant. Say nothing and the problen will go away
"There was no need for such blantant disrespect"
...okay maybe not
"What do you have aganst her?"
She's my rival for your love. Nothing more. Also she wears to much pink. Did you notice that as well. I mean even her hair is dyed pink for fuck's sake and where'd she get the pink dye anyways?! Doesn't she live in a rural village? I highly doubt they had hair dye during China's fedueral era. What? Don't you see the connection with the fedueral era and their village? Their village seems like a movie set. They don't even have running water! They bathe in a waterfall for fucks sake! You can't get no more rural than that unless you are a caveman!...Hm. Maybe Rei is a caveman. Another thing to think about.
Beyblading so easy a caveman can do it.
I don't know why that popped into my head.
"Well?" he said expecting an answer.
"...pink." I manage to mumble out
...No comment.
"Pink?" he says confused. Hand on his chin, legs crossed and concentration etched in his face he reminds me of that statue.Um...What was it called...Oh yeah. The thinker! Hah! Two points for remembering that!
"So it's all the pink she wears?"
That and more but lets not elaborate on that. Lets just stare at you. I'm perfectly content with that...for now.
"Well?"
Oh I need a response.
"Yes." I say and he sighs. Obviously that was the wrong answer.
"Tala. The way that someone dresses shouldn't bother you."
But it does oh so much...dammit!
"Why?"
"It just does."
I am not explaing what happened the time I took Ian shopping! I refuse to! Let's just say that Ian had to go a shop on the upper levels of the mall. And the elevator was mostly, if not all glass. That is all I am saying! The great and almighty...I need a shorter nickname.
"I'm getting not getting anywhere with you. Am I"
"No."
That's the gods honest truth...unless it's to a bed.
"Then I'll have to just call in the heavy artillery."
What? Heavy artillery? Who is he calling...on a cellphone. Since when do people from rural villages have cellphones as well? And why is he speaking in Chinese? Is he calling Lee? Psh Like he can hold me.
"Thank you Yang."
Oh hell no.
A/N: Me well now I'm done Chapter 4! And yes I know I said the 20th but the chapter seemed a little too short so I edited it! Please don't be upset with the delay! I did it for you! (Bows head deeply and hits forehead on the floor) Ow...Well that's all for now! See you at Chapter 5! Ja Ne and Domo ARigato to those who reviewed (Walks away rubbing her forehead)