Me: Oh my god! I never thought it possible but it's Chapter 6! (squeals)
Bryan: If Yang owned this story I'd kill her.
Me: HEY! That wasn't nice!
Bryan: Hn (walks off)
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit and shit. I didn't think that I would die before I even got to kiss Rei but apparently my number is up.
"Does he have to bang on the door like that. I mean he just got back from St. Petersburg." said Yang getting up.
Noooo! Don't do it! He's going to kill me!
"What the hell is going on?!" said Mariah finally regaining her composure...somewhat.
Hm. Let me think. Spencer is at the door ready to kill me. Rei is staring at me...Don't get sucked into his sexy eyes...which are yellow...and very cat-like...did I mention sexy...oh look it's a hand...huh?
"Um...Tala?" said Rei waving his hand in front of my face," Are you alright?"
Not for long but at least I can die somewhat happy. Now time for the cheesy line.
"Rei, I--oomph!" I manage to say.
Shit! Where the hell did that fist...oh...
"Um..hi Spencer." I manage to say despite the evident swelling of my cheek.
Ha! Me and Rei have matching bruises!
"Hi?" snarled Spencer while thrusting his letter in my face.
Oh! Look! Spencer is on the same team as Bryan!...Uh-oh.
"Is that all you can say?!" yelled out Spencer who swung that tree trunk he calls an arm at me.
Time for me to go! Good bye!
"Ivanov! Do not run from me!" yelled Spencer who chased after me.
Need a place to hide. Ten's room! No! It's locked! Um...Yang's room! Yes! Hallelujah! I'm safe! I run into the room and close the door just as Spencer stampede's by.
Phew. That was a close one.
"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!"
Holy shit! That ring tone never ceases to scare the shit out of me! Why the hell doesn't Yang change it?...I'm going to pick it up. Why? Because I can. I am the great and almighty Tala-- screw it. It's time for me to get those cue cards. After all who wants to keep going around saying I am the great and almighty Tala Ivanov. The king of ice and the captain of the (once) most feared team. The most generous person on the face of the earth next to Santa Claus. That's pretty long if you ask me and the great and almighty Tala Ivanov does not waste his breathe on saying extremely long titles...Especially since walking around with a sign and looking like an ass is much easier.
"Hello? Yang?" said a male voice on the other line.
Aha! I bet you five dollars that I have her fiancee on the line...Aren't I supposed to say something?
"Yang if you're still mad at me then I'm sorry" said the voice sarcastically.
Hm. That voice sounds familiar. I just can't place it.
"...Tala. Give Yang her phone."
Holy shit It's my favorite psychopath!
"Bryan! Buddy!" I said into the phone.
Hey I'm desperate to get Spencer out of here. What you thought I forgot about him? Not at all considering that I can hear him thundering around my house.
"sigh. What did you do now?" said Bryan.
"Um.."
Obviously Bryan doesn't know about the team being disbanded.
" I kinda...kicked a dog."
"Bullshit."
Damn.
"Now are you going to tell me why you disbanded the team or do I have to let Spencer kill you."
Yikes! How did he know?
"Well...what had happened was...I wasn't paying attention." I say
Why bother lying when Bryan is the human lie detector...either that or I'm just a bad liar.
"Why?"
"Because Rei was filling in for Kai, who lied and said that he was sick." I said.
I am not going down by myself.
"So basically you let you're silly crush get in the way of your duties?!" said Bryan angrily.
"So are you going to save me?" I said desperately
"..."
He hung up! Noooo! You were my last hope Bryan! I am so going to cry. Time for me to finish my will. What? You thought that I was joking about that?! Now let's see. Kai will get my car as I said before. Hm. Maybe I should leave the penthouse and Demon to Rei. Yeah Demon will keep the pink haired she-devil off of Rei. I would leave Wolborg with Yang but after that one incident with the fake Wolborg I think that Yang will sell him. So I'll give him to...Hm. I'll just take him to the grave with me.
Bang! Bang!
"I know you're in there!" yelled Spencer banging on Yang's door.
Holy shit. I'm going to die.
"Tala!" yelled Yang from the first floor," It's safe to come out!"
I'm not trusting you. You're the one who let him in here.
"Tala!" yelled Bryan.
He came? My knight in shining armor! I rushed down the stairs to thank Bryan.
"What was that?!" said Mariah blocking my way down at the base of the stairs.
Oh I forgot that you were here.
"Well?" she said putting her hands on her hips.
"That was Spencer trying to kill me" I said, "Now can you move?"
"No."
And you wonder why I hate her.
"MOVE!" I yell. Which effectively scares her out of the way.
Oh yeah! I still have it! I shall not lose to a guy with blue hair!
"So now that everyone is here and for the general part everyone is calm." said Yang looking pointedly at Spencer and Bryan," We can now settle whatever the hell is going on."
"No." said Spencer childishly
Why am I scared of him? Oh yeah those giant muscles.
"Spencer..." said Bryan
"What?!" he said glaring at me
That's not nice Spencer...Dammit
"What?!" yelled Spencer flexing his excessive amount of muscle
"Eeks!" I squeak, yes I can squeak, as I duck behind the couch. Of course Spencer is now smirking at me.
He seems to be enjoying this...that bastard.
"Spencer..." said Yang and Bryan in unison," Don't make us kick you out of here."
...I bet you five dollars you they practiced that.
"Do it." said Spencer flexing his muscles and rising to his full height. Bryan and Yang just gave him an exasperated look.
...I have a new respect for them. I mean think about it. I jumped behind the couch and they didn't even flinch at Spencer's sheer size.
"Fine" said Yang who quickly handcuffed Spencer.
I'm starting to think that Yang is a magician or something. I mean there is no other way that she can produce handcuffs out of thin air.
"What? How'd you--"said Bryan
"I live with Tala." said Yang
"Oh."
Oh! What does living with me have to do anything with handcuffs? Though I would like to use a pair on Rei and then lick...his shoe. Thought I was going to say it. Right? You pervert.
Hmm. Maybe if I escort Spencer outside I could get those handcuffs...on second thought no. I'd rather live to have hot sex with Rei then to die in an attempt to have kinky sex with Rei.
"Bryan if you please." said Yang bowing formally.
"Of course." he said and with a smirk Bryan left with a handcuffed, and now yelling, Spencer in tow.
"Well...that went better than expected." I said.
After all I thought that I was going to die. I'm going to to keep that will though. Just in case of an emergency.
"True but now I have to clean up what Spencer had destroyed. No thanks to you." she said glaring at me.
Huh? What...Oh. Somehow Spencer had managed to punch a hole in the telvision, shred part of the couch, make numerous holes in the walls and shatter at least half of the windows. Damn. And this is just the living room. Gods know what he did to the other rooms...HOLY SHIT! I jump up and barely miss knocking down Brooklyn (who decided to assess the damage) and run to my room.
Thank god my room is untouched. Walking forward I trip a wire that causes the mirror off my dresser to fall forward and then have random jewelery and clothes fly all over the place. Some of them getting hooked on the ceiling fan, others flying into my open closet door...Huh? I never open that door. My closet is the place where I throw everything that I won't need anymore or don't want to see in my life ever again. Like that evil clown plushie that Kai got me as a prank on my birthday, knowing that I am terrified of clowns almost as much as I am heights.
"he he he"
Okay what the fuck was that. It sounded like...
"OH MY GOD IT'S TALA IVANOV!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!"
NO!
"Everyone out now! Fangirl alert!" I yell while running through the house and out the door.
"How'd she get inside?" yelled Julia running alongside me which in itself is a feat considering all the training that I was forced to do.
"Why should you worry?" I yelled back.
"She might be lesbian or bi."
HOLD THE PHONE! I hope Julia isn't a homophobe! I will so kill her!
"Ahhh!" I hear from inside the house.
Holy hyperbole Batman! Why is it that some one always get left behind? Okay let's see...Brooklyn. Check. Julia. Obviously check. Yang. Check. Mariah. Unfortunately check. Rei... oh shit.
"I'M COMING REI!" I yelled as I run back into the lion's pit.
I repress the little snicker that tried to force it's way out. Obviously my perverted mind still works even in emergencies.
I rush in there to see Rei hiding behind what's left of the television. Performing a manuver that makes the Navy SEALS seem like pansies I make it over to Rei.
"Do you think you can make it?" I say in all seriousness.
"No. My ankle is shot."
"Hop on." I say as I turn around and kneel.
I know it sounds like some cheesy version on Saving Private Ryan but this is actually what happens whenever there is a fan girl.
"But Tala I'm too--"
"Just shut up and get on"
I didn't go to Biovolt and survive for nothing.
"Whatever you say."
Grunting under the pressure of kneeling and having Rei on my back I look around to make sure the coast is clear...Okay ready and RUN LIKE HELL IVANOV!
"So far so good. Door in sight"
"EEKS! IT'S TALA IVANOV AND REI KON!" yelled the rabid fangirl.
"Holy shit!" I yell as I run like hell out the door.
(5 hours later)
Damn fangirls and their telepathy. I swear they must have it. Either that or a radar. I mean how could every fangirl manage to find me and Rei no matter where we (or rather I) ran. They were at the park, in the alley, around the corner, on the docks and finally we made it to the bba center. Thankfully they're not allowed here. Now we're sitting here in the medical wing bandaging Rei's ankle and I'm sitting here drinking what has to be at least a gallon of water. Mariah's here with Julia and both of them are envious of me because I had extended time with Rei.
All I have to say: Ha ha! Take that bitches!
I got to have Rei cling to me for 5 hours straight (though I rather it be in different circumstances) and all you can say is that you said hi. What now bitches! What now! I'm so happy that I would kiss myself if it were possible but alas, it is not possible. Just like licking your elbow is impossible.
...You just tried to lick your elbow now. Don't deny it.
"Well Mr. Ivanov you should be alright. Mr. Kon I am prescribing these pain killers and you need these crutches to get around until you come and see me in 1 month."
"...I hate crutches..." mumbled Rei but somehow I had caught that.
I wouldn't mind carrying you all over the place Rei.
"Huh? Did you say something Mr. Kon?" said the nurse smiling gently
"Oh. Nothing!" he said smiling. When the nurse's back was turned." Nothing my ass."
Oh my god! Did Rei just curse? The world is coming to an end!
"REI-REI!" shreiked thing1, also known as Mariah.
"Are you okay?" said thing 2, also kown as Julia, who just 'accidentally' shoved Mariah out of the way.
Sigh. Hopefully my competetion will just eliminate themselves and I have Rei without doing anything.
A/N: (squeals again) I did it!Chapter six is done and Chapter seven will be here...eventually. I never thought this possible.Ja Ne and Domo Arigato to those who reviewed. (Faints from excitement)