"I can't say I approve of you trying to set two students up"
"Stop being such a fuddy duddy, the worst that can come out of it is they think I'm crazy, which is totally true, and become better friends. The best that can come out of it is young love. Ah, I remember my first girlfriend. Her name was Akeela, and her pet iguana put everyone else to shame. It knew how to shake hands!"
"Yes, well. I still can't believe you went for that BA instead of a BS. But I can see life is much more entertaining for you this way. We should really get together with people from college more often."
"Indeed! Would you care for some coconut milk, Michael? I get it from this weird kid, Sinjin, but it tastes divine!"