Me: Wow. Is this really the ninth chapter?!

Tala: No.

Me: Oh...Wait a minute!

Tala: Ha! I win! The Fallen Angel927 does not own beyblade

"Attention passengers of flight 1565 to Hong Kong. Please report to gate 15." said the announcement.

Why do we have to fly? I mean it's not like China is far away. Why can't we take a boat? You know a cruise would be nice. Hell it doesn't have to be a cruise. I just don't want to leave the ground.

"Hurry up Tala! We're going to be late!" yelled Mariah from somewhere ahead of me.

Hey. You can't blame for lagging behind. Remember what happened last time? Yeah I was out of it for about 3 hours. My system crashed. You know what. Now would be a good time to tell you something about that. You know to distract me. See growing up in Bio Volt is never a good thing. Either they twist you around till you don't know what's left from right or you die. Now everyone knows about the beatings, starvation and other methods of torture. (I in particular hated the starvation one. Tala without food is not a pretty sight.) Also they experimented on you. Well mostly on me. There's this chip in the back of my head that's somehow magically connected to my eye and tells me everything physically about a person. Things like height, strength, etc, etc. Well that thing crashed. Hence the blackout. Now why' Yang attack me with the fucking needle I'll never know. I bet you she did it while I was conscious just to torture me. Why? Because everyone love torturing Tala.

"Passengers of flight 1565 to Hong Kong. Please report to gate 15." said the announcement again.

Thank you evil announcement thing for reminding me of what I'm dreading to do. Hm. Maybe if I walk slower they'll go on without me and I can stay home safely on the ground and miss...never mind. I'll go. After all everyone loves to star at the sex god that is Tala Ivanov!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I am going to die a virgin! Fuck! This is not how I wanted to die!

"Tala. Are you okay? you look rather pale." said Brooklyn.

"One. I am naturally pale and two. I AM SUSPENDED IN AIR AT 15000 FEET OF THE GROUND! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!" I yell at Brooklyn.

"What is the great and almighty Tala Ivanov afraid of heights?" said Mariah mockingly as she twisted over her seat in front of me to sneer.

No. I'm petrified of heights.

"Oh well. At least Rei isn't afraid of height. Right Rei?" said Julia leaning over Yang to place a hand on Rei's thigh. Yang pushed (read: shoved) Julia on to the floor. Julia used this excuse to grab on to Rei and pull herself up.

Not only am I going to die a virgin but that whore is going to seduce Rei! FUCK!

"Um. Are you okay Julia."

"She's fine Rei-Rei." said Mariah squishing Julia with her pillow that the stewards so graciously gave her.

"Look. I don't care if you two fucking kill each other over Rei but I swear to god if one of you touched me I'll make it so you wished that you were dead. " said Yang glaring at both Julia and Mariah.

"Now look here I'm the captain of this team and--"

"If you keep it up you won't be able to even look at a beyblade nor hold one." said yang in all seriousness.

"I have to agree with Yang on this one guys. Besides if you notice Tala is turning blue." said Brooklyn ever so calmly.

Thanks a lot everyone for paying attention. Now if you don't mind I would like to get off this plane.

"Move away! Move away!" said Yang as she shooed the crowd that had inevitably grown around us. Turning me around to face Brooklyn, she hit me in the back and the spit (and whatever else is in me. You can't be to sure with Bio Volt) that had blocked my wind pipe cleared and I regained my breathing abilities. Unfortunately I had face first into Brooklyn's crotch. Great. Now I'm going do die a virgin, lose Rei to a whore and unwillingly give head to a guy that I don't even like. Just great.

Well I'm off that hell hole that everyone calls a plane and my first thought is. Chinese people are short. I mean with the exception of like Rei, Lee and Gary. The rest of the population seems to be under five feet. Now I know how Spencer feels and it's...fucking awesome! I mean I can actually look down on someone other than Ian! Oh yeah! Bow down to the almighty sex god that is Tala Ivanov you midgets!

"Well it's about time that you arrived!" said a mysterious voice.

Oh! It's the guess that voice game! Okay! It's--

"LEE!" yelled Mariah attacking her brother.

Thanks for ruining the game Mariah.

"I thought that you would send Gary to pick us up" she said excitedly before reverting to Chinese.

Hm. Now that I see both of them next to each other I can't help but wonder.

WHAT FUCKING RACE IS MARIAH?!

I mean looking at everyone else here she has no Chinese features! Her eyes aren't almond and she doesn't have a yellowish complexion. Her hair is naturally pink. Okay I know what you're thinking. Naturally pink hair? Well after making some observations (snooping through her bag with 3 pairs of latex gloves on) I noticed that she is lacking in pink hair dye. So how is she maintaining that hair color? Easy.

SHE'S AN EXTRA TERRSTREIAL OR A DEMON!

Even though the demon one is more likely I'm hoping that the alien one is true. I mean it's cool to discover and alien. You'd be burned at the stake for discovering a demon.

"Well. I heard that you'd been giving my sister a hard time." said Lee who magically popped in front of me.

Hey look I'm taller than Lee too! Oh. He's waiting for a response. Hm. How about I just stay silent and stare at him as if he insignificant.

"Well. I don't take kindly to disrespect." he said cracking his knuckles

"Than tell that to your sister" I said.

"Excuse me?"

"Isn't she the one who came into my house and disturbing my delicate balance of things. Isn't she the one who demanded that I should let he team stay in my house. Not ask but demanded it. Isn't she the one who one numerous occasions upset not only me but Yang my best friend. If there is anyone who you should be talking about disrespect to it's Mariah."

Silence reigned over the whole airport . I swear even the paparazzi and crazed fans stopped in their tracks. Taking this as my cue I turn around on my heel and leave. The only thought crossing my mind.

I AM THE GREATEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!!

Wow. I waited for Yang and the rest to catch up with me at the entrance and for once I didn't get scolded for being rude. In fact I got several thank you and a severely pissed of Mariah. Am I proud of myself? HELL YEAH! I mean I got even an apology from Lee. Can anything go wrong.

"TALA!"

Apparently so. I don't even have to guess at who this is. It's the guy who tries to befriend me. I think I better start walking faster.

"TALA! WAIT!"

How about no.

Tyson latched on to my arm as I almost started to break into a run...Dammit.

"Did you not hear me?" he said slightly out of breath from chasing after me.

Um...sure. Let's go with that one.

"I just wanted to say hi."

I don't care. Get off of me. If you haven't noticed I'm wearing white and you're touching me.

"Hi." I said gruffly while ever so 'politely' taking his hands off of me. Now obviously that wasn't a big enough clue that I don't want to be his best friend.

"So anyways I told Max that..."

Why is he talking to me? I mean I only smiled because the cameras was there during the first tournament that they competed in. Hasn't he realized that I don't like him or is he going to force himself on me?...Ew. That sounded so wrong. The only person I want to be forced on me is Rei...with some whip cream...and strawberries...and--

"Did you know that I'm on the same team as Ian."

Good bye almost fantasy. I hope you'll visit sometime soon. Wait a minute. On the same team as Ian? Oh my fucking god!!! That midget cannot keep his mouth closed for shit!

"He says that you're gay. Is that true?"

Maybe...dammit!

"Maybe? Oh so then you're bi curious?"

I'm surprised you even know a word as big as curious. It seems that you do know something new everyday.

" No? Arg! Are you deliberately fucking with me?" he yelled pulling his hair.

One. Yes. Two, I'm surprised you know what the word deliberately means. Three, Even more of a surprise. He's used it properly in a sentence! I think Tyson is actually starting to learn!

"You're impossible."

Nothing is impossible for a possible!...Damn that Kim Possible.

"Tyson. Leave him." said Kai solidifying (another big word. Yay!) behind me and glaring Tyson away.

"Thanks" I say.

"Hn." said Kai as he walked off.

Well. That's Kai for you. I guess he's stuck with Tyson...or Lee...or someone else. You know what I'm not even going to think about it. I'm just going to go to the hotel and sleep. Good night folks.

A/N: Well that's Chapter nine for you (Jumps up estactic!) I can't believe we made it this far! Yay me! Domo Arigato to those who reviewed and who will reviewed (Gives everyone a Tala plushie) Yay! I'm sorry if I seemed more random than the usual but I never thought that I would make it this far with a story that I acutually enjoy writing. And that I would have readers who kept reading even though my writing style has changed somewhat. Even though almost no one read the side fic but I'm still happy none the less. Well Ja Ne! (Runs off happily)