I began contemplating about that guy earlier. He looked like he was wearing a zombie hoodie was he cosplaying? And what did he want to see me? Am I going to listen to him? Still I can't forget those lifeless green eyes of his-maybe he was a zombie…
What am I thinking, of course he isn't, is he?
…..
Lunch time, I guess we're going to find out. I began threading towards the library walking as fast as I could while still looking casual. As I made my turn on the nearby corner I was greeted by…
"Brian!" Cupa greeted with a huge grin on her face as she carried a carpet.
Crap…
Think Brain, how can you get out of here? Think brain what are the choices?
"Hey mate!" My brain greeted.
"Brain, Help me!" I begged.
"Don't worry mate, I got this." My brain said proudly.
"I swear if you get me out of this, I'll use you just as much as I use my hands for gaming." I promised.
"…Gaming? How about just as much as you fap?" My brain said with a teasing voice.
"Don't push it." I answered furiously.
"So you'll fap with the rage of a thousand suns but not study just as hard?" He asked mockingly.
"Shut up, you!" I said angrily.
Note: I do not fap with the rage of a thousand suns, just putting it out there.
"Tehehe, anyway these are the choices…"
"Fight, Kill, Put it in, Rape, Homicide, Date, Friday gotta get down on Friday!-
"What kind of choices are these?" I asked as the choices presented to me was far to ludicrous.
"Everybody's Russian!-
"Stop!" I halted my brain who continued to sing.
"Well, this is what you get if you don't use me most of the time…"
"What do I do now?" I asked myself.
"I can be of service." A voice announced.
"Who is this?" I asked.
"It's me…Brian Jr." The voice declared.
I was talking to my brain and my d***
"….."
I tried to regain my composure…
"On second thought I'll handle this myself…"
"Remember what you learned in the internet, rape is always the answer!" My brain shouted.
" Shut up already!" I shouted back.
...
"Uh, Brian…?" Cupa asked awkwardly.
"Huh, what?" I asked the girl who wore the carpet like a cape.
"…You weren't saying anything for a while, should I be worried?" she looked at me with her previously stated awkward smile.
What time is it kids? It's time for messing with the delusional girl time!
"Cupa, I'm dying…" I tried to imitate a raspy voice as I clung to her shoulders.
"What? You are…how, what-
It was a shame, she was desperately trying to adjust to the situation…hook line and sinker.
"…Can you…grant my one…*cough* one wish?" I said in fake desperation.
"Anything…name it please…" She held me by my chest and made my body relax to the floor.
I lay on the floor of the school-good thing everyone was either eating, in the library or watching the baseball's team practice downstairs or else this would be embarrassing to the already infamous fan fiction writer and the enthusiastic transfer student.
"…can you tell me that…you…love me?" I asked as I looked at the ceiling trying to look incapacitated.
She couldn't possibly-
"I LOVE YOU!-I LOVE YOU BRIAN!" she announced repeatedly.
She did…
If I wasn't laughing inside right now I would jump in victory, I mean this was every guy's dream…let's take it up a notch, Shall we?
"Thank you…but Cupa…now…we have a child…" I uttered with fake weakness.
She's a second year high school student, could she really believe-
"We…do?" She asked with a clueless face.
Oh my…
"Yeah…didn't your parents ever tell you…that if two people love each other the woman gets pregnant instantly?" I asked her as I had a little bit of life in my voice, I hinted that I was joking but was she going to buy it?
"Wahhh…How can I raise a child I'm still a young creeper, and she won't have a father figure either, how will I take care of her alone?" She asked the gods of the ceiling as she shouted at it.
She bought it…
"…My love…I will live on…inside of her…" I can barely contain my laughter.
Wow…I'm a real creep am I?
"….I have one more wish…" I pleaded, fake of course.
"…what is it my love?" She asked as she held my lying body tighter.
"Name the child…with…my…with…my…Initials…"
"You're initials?" She asked.
"Yeah name her whatever you want…but her last name…will be…TrollingDemNoobz…just like my mother…my sweet…sweet…mother."
God, I know I'm going to hell…it was worth it…
"…Ok…" She smiled at me brightly.
"….Her name will be Cupa ShakaShaka BoomExplosion TrollingDemNoobz the 2nd…" She announced proudly.
It's time to end our fun.
I began rising up full of life as Cupa looked at me with amazement.
"Brian, you're Ok!" She rose from the floor and held me in a hug.
"Yes…but with a price…" I said meekly.
"Huh?" She asked.
"Our daughter…Cupa ShakaShakaBoomExplosion TrollingDemNoobz the 2nd gave her life force away…so that I can live on." I said with a voice of fake sadness.
"She…Our angel…did she say she love me…at least?" She looked at me with desperation.
"Yes, and she said she was going to be the best pediatrician in mob heaven to make us proud…"
What? Even I can't believe what the hell I was saying.
"…Ok…I'm happy…that you're still with me…" She hugged me in an embrace and then let go.
This girl is going to get raped someday…
"I've been meaning to ask…what's that?" I asked as I pointed at the carpet that she held like a cape.
"Oh it's a carpet." She answered.
I already knew that…
"I'm going to use it for a super secret project, I just need a sewing kit-See Ya!" She began running upstairs.
I wonder if I will have to get involved on this "Secret project"….Probably.
Wait, I just noticed…If I hadn't play acted she would be out of my life sooner…God damn it!
"Heheheh." My brain laughed.
"You…" I declared in anger.
"That's for spending too much time on the internet!" My brain said.
"I'm going to watch so much anime….so much anime that doesn't make sense…" I declared in vengeance.
"Wait…no anything but that!" My brain begged desperately.
"And to top it off…I'm going to watch some reality shows…and videos from Japan." I added.
"Please…be sensible…"
"And to finish….I'm going to read some...
"Please anything but that!"
"…You Tube comments…"
"No!" My brain, I defeated it…
Oh yeah, I was supposed to go to the library.
….
I opened the door to the library, which had kids either reading or hogging the air conditioning unit. I scanned the room trying to find the guy from earlier…Success.
He was sitting there staring at a wall…Ok…
"Sorry I'm late." I said as I sat on a chair opposite to his.
Weird, he said "We will be waiting" But he was the only one here.
"Did everyone else leave?" I asked.
"No…everyone is right here, all the three of us." He announced in his usual monotone voice.
"Three of us?" I asked.
"I shall explain…" He inched closer as he looked at me with his dark grassy green eyes.
"…bee…." He said.
Bee? His eyes slowly turned from a dark grassy green, into a light emerald color.
He looked at me and instantaneously blushed as he backed away.
"Yaebi, you didn't tell me that he was a guy?"
His voice sounded…female?
His eyes began changing again as it turned into its original grassy green color.
"That girl was Bee." He announced.
"What?" I asked him.
"I am Yaebi a male zombie entity and my host is a girl named Bee Harris." He added.
"We are as one as Cupa is as one with the creeper entity named Cupa…" He said with his usual tone.
What the Hell kind of anime plot is this?