"So what you're saying is, you're basically just ghosts that posses a certain person?" I asked.
Damn, why the hell am I even playing her I mean his charade? I'm not gullible but I've got that sinking feeling that I should trust him-I mean her, He, she-whatever!
"Not exactly Ms. Bee Harris is aware of my presence simply because I am a zombie because of this I am already dead. Thus, I won't be occupying her brain or any organs because in the previous world I lost all of them same goes for creatures like the ghast, the skeleton and the zombie pigmen. Because we are dead we can fully interact with our hosts.
I looked at him-her, screw it I'm just going to call him guy-girl. With a look of doubt, this story was far too farfetched to be real but that sinking feeing earlier said otherwise.
"So what about, Cupa-I mean in minecraft, I don't think creepers are dead-wait are they?" I asked the guy-girl.
"No, Cupa-I mean our Cupa isn't able to do that-without being super charged at least." The boy-girl answered.
"So you're basically saying that Cupa is just a delusional girl who happens to have an actual creeper living insider of her?" I asked.
The boy-girl nodded.
She's just delusional...
I knew it…
"Ok it's been nice talking to you guy-girl whatever but even if what you're saying is true I don't really care so have fun being sexually confused."
I waved goodbye at the strange person. Even if what that guy-girl's saying is true I don't understand why I have to help her, I don't even understand why she needed me?
"Hero…" The unclassified gender said softly.
"Hero?" I asked
"What the hell are you talking-
"Explosions caused by Cupa the Creeper, Earthquakes caused by Irinia the Iron Golem, Zombie Virus caused by your truly, Insomnia caused by Elma the Ghast, Paranoia caused by Andr the Enderman, Severe cold weather caused by Naomi the Snow golem, Dissolving of materials caused by Sylvia the Silver fish, Armageddon caused by Blazette the Blaze, the rising of the dead caused by Sena the Skeleton." She recited as he-she stared at me with intensity.
I was speechless…
"These disasters will happen if you don't become the hero…" the hideyoshi said before me-I'll just call him-her that.
Hero…
Well, F***
"You know I'm right correct? You know it because you are our destined hero you will reunite us mobs once more."
Hero?
"So how do I do this? I mean I can't just travel the entire planet searching for your friends?" I announced.
"No need, all of us are in this one place-your small town is where we all landed when the clash between worlds happened." Hideyoshi said with a less than vibrant tone.
"And if you're asking. Not all of us are students at this school some of us are still drifting towards the town but have not yet possessed a viable host."
Ok, what anime was this based off?
"But, how am I going to find all of you?" I asked.
"Let me ask you a question, what am I wearing?" Hideyoshi asked.
"A zombie hoodie-
"Incorrect, I'm wearing the traditional girl's uniform." Hideyoshi announced.
"But-how?" I can only asked weakly.
"It's because you're eye can see through the façade-the curse that has befallen us mobs. You're mission is basically keep watch of us, your presence is a negation already but you also have a move that I will reveal late on that is able to completely negate even the strongest of outbursts-Cupa's explosion, my virus etc."
"So I'm basically a watch dog to keep you guys at bay…"
"Correct."
Ever had one of those moments where you really don't want to do this but yet you have to do it, well this was my quest-whenever there comes a time like this I'll just "Screw it I'm not going to be responsible, I'll become a caterpillar!"And then I'll coil myself up on my blankets. But this-this responsibility I can't run away from...
I hate having responsibilities-it require god damn effort!
But I can't run away can't I?
"You're eyes can see the image of the mobs but other people see just normal people wearing normal clothes."
"What you're saying is that I can see the mobs and the host mixed together?" I asked
He-She just nodded.
Just like the god damn mob talker.
"So what am I suppose to do to stop you guys from exploding, causing a virus…etc."
"All you have to do is be present when that happens-because you cause an aura that negates our powers." Hideyoshi answered.
"So what will cause these effects?" I asked
"We are unsure they are random after all…"
Well that was no help…
"All I have to do is gather all your friends in one place and then be there because I have this "Aura" that disabled their powers, correct?" I asked
"Yes…"
"Is there an easier way, you know something more permanent?" I asked
The zombie guy-girl took a deep sigh and then started to talk.
"Make them fall in love with you."
What?
"Excuse me, what?"
"You have an aura that negates our powers, but if we become infatuated with you that aura will become stronger and will proceed to linger throughout our host's bodies…that is a permanent solution, unless we lose interest in you again at least."
What, you're talking like it was nothing?
"Yeah…I'll just make that my plan B, Ok?"
"Okey-Dokie…" The unclassified gender I call Yaebi-Bee answered.
I began rising up from my chair now burdened with a mission that I somehow believed.
"Hero…catch."
"Oh?"
Yaebi threw headphones and a USB at me which I caught with my incredible reflexes.
"what are these?" I asked
"They're training equipment, you'll know what to do with them when you get home."
"Sure..thanks."
I walked away from the library and gone back to out classroom…
….
My mind was still thinking about whether any of these were true…
We started the final period, which was a lesson about dictatorship-after everyone in class stopped laughing because the teacher said D*** it was time for us to go home.
"Hahahah, D***!" Brandon laughed as he patted my back.
Real mature…
"So anyway dude wanna walk home?" He asked
"My affection points will rise up if you do…" He added
"What makes you think I want to make your affection points to grow?" I asked him, with an "I don't give a F***" voice.
"Hehehehe, anyway let's walk together bro!"
Like I had a choice…
…
"Brian-sama remember when we we're kids we made a promise that we will be married someday. Do you still-Ow"
I punched him on the top his head.
"What was that for?" He asked.
"Stop learning lessons from your eroge!" I yelled.
"Hmmm…Eroge is life!" He announced proudly.
I sighed…
That was the last time I ever walked home with Brandon...
….
I made my way upstairs and began booting up my computer. I plugged in both the headphones and the USB. I began browsing the USB's contents it was just a .minecraft folder.
I put the file in my application data folder and started minecraft. I wore the huge headphones that lay snuggly on both my ears. Weird, there was no survival mode but only creative mode and a blocked mode…don't tell me this is going to be some kind of creepypasta?
Anyways, I clicked on the creative mode and it began to load…
Strange thing was, I only had one available space and it already contained a mob talker microphone. I couldn't press my inventory either. So this minecraft is a permanent dating simulator right? I walked though the village where I was spawned and began looking for mobs.
I wandered and then I remembered…hostile mob don't spawn in the day…
And with that it became night…
Weird…but Ok.
I began wandering and then I met an Enderman, oddly enough it didn't attack me so I clicked the microphone to her sprite and then her portrait popped up only containing the words "….." my character said hello afterwards and then the sprite changed…it began talking….
"…Please…don't look at me…with those…eyes…"
Was I imagining thing? The sound came from the headphones Bee or Yaebi gave me.
"Enjoying the game?" A familiar voice from the headphones asked
"Yaebi?"
"Yes…"
"What the hell is this?" I asked
"It is to prepare you…who is the mob you are interacting to right now?" He-She asked.
"The enderman-I mean enderwoman!"
"Then, Andr is the second girl who will transfer to your class…" He-she said.
"Wait, what? Transfer?" I began asking
No answer…
….
I waited in my seat the next day still wondering…
It was strange, I didn't continue the game any further because I was growing tired but I have a feeling I should have…
"Hello." Yaebi greeted from my right.
"Oh hello." I greeted back
"….Wait! what are you doing here?" I asked
"To keep an eye on you, and remember I'm also a mob so I can spread a virus any second now without you." He responded
"…Whatever if you're wearing a schoolgirl uniform shouldn't you transfer your personality to bee?" I asked.
"Whatever satisfies you, hero." His eyes began changing color and then he shrieked a little.
"….EH….a….man." She fainted.
Great…
"Class, we have two new students they…
The teacher looked at the fainted Bee, and facepalmed.
"Well, the first transfer is that girl over there, Bee Harris…who is asleep…
The teacher sighed.
"Our other transfer student is called Andr Neptunia, please introduce yourself...
The teacher began clapping as a black figure began walking towards the center stage of the class.
"He…Hello my…name is…Andr, nice to meet you all." She bowed down. She talked quite shyly and she wore what the ender woman from the mob talker wore. But as Yaebi explained yesterday It's only because my vision caused it.
Everyone in class began clapping.
"MOE! MOE! MOE! ANDR-CHAN MOE!" Brandon began repeating as he gave Andr a standing ovation.
"I…am an…Ender woman!" She added.
Everyone stopped clapping…
"KAWAII! KAWAII! KAWAII! ANDR-CHAN KAWAII!" Brandon repeated again
"WOOH! YOU TELL EM SISTER!" Cupa also stood and began cheering the shy Andr on.
I facedesked, because facepalming was not enough…