I bathed…
Bathed…in the blood of my enemies…
I gripped the metallic sword. It seemed weightless for my strength was my resolve to obliterate. To decimate ever and any enemy that there present their faces to me, do you know what they are called now? Corpses…
I laughed as the little soldier who stood courageous a second ago was now limping away from me…his eyes were visibly filled with dread-bloodshot and desperate…so pathetic…
I lifted my sword until it was above my head. my shadow being casted upon the frail weakling, acting as his passage to death I used all my force to cut him down…
"You're a penguin now, a penguin OK!" a voice echoed throughout my head, as the battlefield changed into a tundra-filled with penguins.
"What the hell am I wearing?" I wondered, as I wore a penguin costume that felt warm but itchy at the same time.
"Ohhh-my turn now you're….mmmm….you're….the letter 1!" Another voice echoed again.
"The letter 1?" I asked
Is that even a god damn thing? Soon enough my penguin costume turned into a mix between the number 1 and the letter A…
...
"What the hell!" I shouted. It seems like I was sleeping…
Everyone in class looked at me with eyes of surprise…like I was naked or something.
"Good question , as I was saying Hell is when you're manhood no longer rises-
The whole class turned their attention from me and back to the teacher, what was the teacher even talking about?
I turned my attention from my teacher into the Brandon and Cupa who were-as the kids would say it "Laughing their A** off"
"You two were the one weren't you?" I asked the two idiots.
"Definitely not us!" Brandon said, as he tried to hide his laughing expression.
"Yeah!" Cupa smiled.
Oh…
"Hey Cupa, was it you?" I asked.
"No…of course not." She said weakly.
"So this is what happens…" I said sadly.
"What?" She asked with a surprised look on her face.
"This is what happens after I gave you my first time!" I said to her trying to imitate a brokenhearted victim.
"You're first time?!" Brandon asked in amazement.
"Yes, I gave this woman my first time…and then she has the audacity to lie to me!" I yelled weakly to not interrupt the rest of the class.
"Uh..uh…" Cupa muttered in surprise. She was basically speechless.
Cupa began rising up from her sit as the whole class now had their entire attention on her.
"Listen everyone, it was me! It was me and Brandon we did those things to you Brian now please don't guilt me any longer." She shouted.
"Is there something the matter Brian and friends…?" He asked.
"No there-
"I'm sorry Brian I know you're my first time but I wasn't even aware that it would hurt you that much when I did what Brandon told me to do!" She shouted again.
Everyone looked at us with a mix of eyes of disgust and surprise.
They were misreading the whole situation of course…
"Wait!" I rose up to try and redeem my already faulty reputation.
"We did it when you were sleeping ok!" She tried to contain her sadness as she squeezed her body.
"They did it-together, while the latter was sleeping o dear."
"Oh my, how disgusting is this what the youth spends their pastime in this day and age?"
"How sickening-grotesque to say the least!"
My classmates murmured-why the hell were they even talking like that?
"Cupa, don't talk like that everyone is misunderstanding it!" I tried to interrupt.
"But you took my first time…" She said weakly
Now I know everyone began glaring at me.
"You even took it…while we were at school yesterday."
Son of a bit-
…
"Oh so that's how you make a baby!" Cupa announced.
Long story short we were called to the principal's office as I tried to clear this misunderstanding, Cupa explained what her understanding of "the birds and the bees" was and how I took her first time….I was given 1 week detention for bullying a student…
But I guess it could've been worst.
"Hey Brian we were doing it all wrong from the start!" She uttered as she held to my arm, which I tried the best I could to remove but I really didn't have the energy to do so.
"Brian, let's try again some other day…properly this time Ok!" She smiled brightly.
You idiot…
Brightside is it was already recess so I got that going for me…
"See ya Brian, I'm still going to work on my secret project for now!" She waved goodbye as she bolted towards the classroom. I decided to make my way to the rooftop before I truly lost my sanity and began murdering Cupa…
Weird thing is…Yaebi never woke from his sleep and Andr barely spoke after her introduction. By the way she was seated beside Cupa who was behind me…how did I even…Oh…
I remembered smashing my head on my desk because of Brandon and Cupa. It looks like I fell unconscious…
I made my way to the rooftop seeking isolation but was greeted instead with a woman in black.
"Andr..." I said weakly. As I got the attention of the little shy Ender woman.
"Brian…" She said shyly.
"Did Yaebi tell you?" I asked.
"Yes, both Cupa and I will try the best we can to not leak our powers, but always be with us when the time comes…"
Wow she was cute…
"I'll do the best I can…" I tried to act cool.
"And I'll try the best I can to…fall in love with you…" She said shyly as she hid her face in her hat.
"No, that's my plan B!" I tried to reassure her.
"Oh?" She tried to hide her blush as she began moving randomly trying her bet not to look embarrassed.
"What is your plan A then?" She asked finally regaining her composure.
"You know, trying to make you guys happy."
"But we may snap at any second we need a better solution." She responded.
"I know, we can form a club!" A voice from behind me yelled. It was Cupa who lifted a giant carpet behind her.
"a club?" I asked.
"a club, that isn't a bad Idea…" Andr relaxed her hand to her chin as she began contemplating.
"Yeah!" Cupa released her grip from the carpet and run towards us she hugged both Andr and I in a tight embrace.
"Let's make Brian's Harem!" She announced.
"…my harem?"