Damn…
I stood there in the rooftop motionless as Andr and Cupa made their way to tell the teachers that they're going to make a club-preferably a club that will inhabit all of these minecraftian beings.
"Quite an achievement, Hero-only a selected few individuals can have so much value that a woman is willing to make a harem for him-I guess you can say that you're the Yuuki Rito of this world." Yaebi announced the he-she girl-boy mocked me as I looked beyond the horizon of the wire mesh in the roof.
"You know you could just classify my gender by how I speak…" He announced. Oh?-he was right it is easier.
"Uhhhh…" I groaned.
"Unhappy are we?" Yaebi asked.
I walked away towards the staircase as Yaebi followed behind me…
"Let's not talk about that right now…" I said trying to convey my feeling to this depressing situation as we made our way downstairs.
"Very well...but be warned I do tire easily so we better speak or else I might cause a virus." He said teasingly.
Damn it, He represents the zombie mob, if I keep him in the air he might cause a tantrum that will make everyone a zombie-god damn you all!
"Ok sure, let's talk about what you guys are wearing. You said in everyone's eyes they see minecraftian beings as normal person, but for me I can see a normal person but that person is wearing mob clothes that that person represents, what's the deal with that?" I asked-It was really bugging me did I have special powers?
"Your eyes are very special…or how should I say it…abnormal…" He said coldly.
"Isn't calling it special better?" I asked
"I know that's why I called it abnormal." He said nonchalantly.
God damn you zombie transvestite!
"Anyway, what's the deal with that?" I asked trying to stall him.
"It's not specifically your eyes, but your entire body-your entire body is…abnormal…"
He's a complete A**hole…
Wait I am too…
"Basically we are from different worlds, so when another being from another world enters the world of another they adjust to the atmosphere and the form that is acceptable to that world-you on the other hand can see us-barely, for our true selves. He announced as he looked at my eyes coldly.
"So can you tell me how did I turn out this way? Was it something I ate? Something I drank? Something I watched? What?" I asked the melancholic zombie.
"We aren't sure maybe your father and mother-were minecraftian beings, maybe you're just simply abnormal…I favor the second one it has a ring to it-you and abnormal goes together like bacon and cheese." He said with usual plain voice.
Bacon and cheese?
"That's it, I'm going to-
Suddenly, his eyes turned light green before I was able to punch him.
"Ahh…please don't!" Bee's voice begged.
"Oh, sorry Bee." I apologized.
"It's ok, Yaebi can sometimes be-Nooo, a man is talking to me!" She yelled as she fainted again.
Speechless, I looked at the body stand up again.
"You wouldn't hit a girl would you?" Yaebi asked.
"You dirty coward, anyway I guess I get it. I counter reacted all your powers and see both the people and the mob fused together-I can also disable all and everything you throw at me…" I looked at his eyes in confidence.
"Don't get so cocky, hero-you do live to protect your world or do you not?" He asked.
I sighed, Because of our intense talk I didn't even notice that we were already at the bottom floor overlooking that soccer match of the girls sportsteam.
"I guess, I hate people-but I don't hate this world…
"Wow, that is actually very cool, maybe you are-
"I have all my stuff here."
"I guess it was too good to be true…"
He sighed in exaggeration.
"Anyways, there are two new minecraftian beings over there…" He pointed at…Saya and Aya!
Saya and Aya were wearing a cave spider and spider clothes. Saya was the older one and was wearing the spider mob costumes, while Aya wore the cave spider costume.
"What…how?"I can only ask the emotionless and genderless zombie.
"I told you that already, any mob can transfer themselves to any human-coincidentally Saya and Aya were the names of the spider twins…I'm guessing you know them?" He asked.
Saya was my best friend before I become an author-well I'm actually just a writer-now, we're complete opposites I spend my time writing and watching anime while she exercises and do movements besides her fingers…oh the humanity!
Her sister wasn't your stereotypical little sister who was very active-she was actually very mean and cold towards me, but Brandon described it as being tsundere. She was lazy just like me but instead of writing fan fictions she writes blogs…oh the human manatees!"
"How is this-
"Not all mobs are going to transfer like a cliché anime character like Cupa and Andr did. Some mobs are already here at your school, but because they already met you-means that the mob souls that inhabit both of their bodies hasn't fully taken control. You see Andr and Cupa both embraced the souls that inhabit their body Andr is aware of it. While Cupa-well she's very enthusiastic about hers." He said nonchalantly.
"Long story short, mobs who posses a certain creature prefer the host and them to be named the same because it requires less energy." He added.
"Wait!" I interrupted.
"If that's the case then, why did you transfer to Bee instead of someone named Yaebi?" I asked.
He looked at me with a death stare.
"Do you know a person who's named Yaebi…?" His voice gave me a chill as his death stare continued to fill me with dread.
Yeah…Yaebi is a crap name…Scientists say.
No sane parent will name their kids something so crappy…
"Well anyways, how-where did they go?" I asked as both Saya and Aya were gone from the spot I saw them earlier.
"Squish,Squish*
Two foreign objects squeezed my back as a pair of thin arms began hugging me from behind and covered my eyes.
"Guess who…"
It was clearly Saya-one thing about Saya is…she's exactly like Cupa…
Time to play a little game…
"Santa clause?" I asked.
Now we wait…
"Sa-Santa clause?" She asked in surprise as she freed her hands from my eyes for a second but covered it again as she snapped out of her trance.
"No-not Santa, try again." She re composed herself.
"Ummm…judging by your boobs-
"My boobs?" She asked in surprise still holding my eyes shut.
"Yeah...could you possibly be a man? Wait Brandon? It's you isn't it?" I said trying to contain my laughter.
"Why-you're saying I'm flat?" She asked in a surprised voice.
"No, you're not Brandon are you? His voice isn't like that-but you should know I prefer girls with small chests." I muttered.
Her hands began shaking…Jackpot!
"You…prefer girls with small breasts?" She asked shyly, I couldn't see her face but I guess she was blushing right about now.
"Mmmm..of course their cute…"
Brian Stevens-Smooth Operator at your service!
"Wait-you're lying aren't you?! Everyone knows high school boys prefer girls with large fatty breasts!" She practically screamed that in my ear.
"Well, I don't…Let me tell you a story…."
Get ready people this will be the saddest story in existence, even Hachiko fans will cry after reading this…
"I once had a dog…I named her biscuit face because you know, I was a 6 year old kid-I was practically retarded-I couldn't think of cool badass names like Shiina Mashiro or Haiyore nyaruko-san or Mikasa Ackerman. Anyways biscuit face and us were the best of friends we did everything together…I used to work as a professor and rode the train to work and then Hachiko-I mean biscuit face will wait for me at the station always there to greet me…but I died of a heart attack."
"Wait-you're right here!" She yelled
"You better tell the whole story or I'll gouge your eyes out!" She added as she squeezed my eyes tighter.
She actually seen through my crap unlike Cupa-but she wanted to continue the story…my pleasure.
"Ok,ok-Sheesh. Anyways when my 7th birthday arrived, tragedy struck…I could remember it like it was yesterday. Biscuit face and I were living the dream. I got a single f*** from my dad-which we all know is rare nowadays because no one actually give a f*** in this day and age, and my mom bought me a "I'm not disappointed at my son…yet" shirt it was the best…until."
I began fake crying…
"What, what's the matter?" She asked.
"Until…" I continued.
"Until…my aunt…my aunt grabbed biscuit face….and…and…."
"What,what?" She kept asking.
"Biscuit face was all like: no! and my aunt was all like yes! And I was all like maybe? I don't know I'm just a god damn kid! My aunt grabbed biscuit face and began…and began…I could still remember those muffled screams that came from biscuit face's mouth…the muffled screams of a victim. My aunt was all like TITTIES, FEEDING TIME! And the titties were all like: NOM NOM NOM! And they began suffocating my poor biscuit face! I tried to stop them but her huge a** titties smacked me so hard I flew across the room…"
"That's terrible-
"It's not over yet…when I came back to examine the body….I found out…I found out….that it wasn't biscuit face at all! It was actually Nicolas Cage-Nicolas Cage died that day along with my best friend…but when I unmasked Nicholas Cage, I found out that it wasn't actually Nicolas Cage but…A note that said the cake is a lie! So I reexamined my birthday cake and found out that it was a lie! My birthday cake was a lie! It was a god damn lie! God damn you! God damn you all!"
"It's Ok, it's ok Brian…" Instead of covering my eyes Saya hugged me in a sweet embrace…
See…I told you she was like Cupa.
"Long story short my aunt still walks the earth with those huge a** weapons of hers that she calls her breasts-I don't blame her for biscuit face's death because…those titties of hers…have a mind of their own and that's why I'm never allowed back to Canada…and why I prefer girls with small breasts."
Whew, I finished the story.
Actually that story about biscuit face is true…but that's another story I'll save for later…
"So you do prefer girls with small breasts…good." Saya fidgeted her fingers as a blush was present on her soft cheeks that reached her ear.
"Saya! It was you all along?" I asked in fake exaggeration of course.
"Really big sis, you actually believe this morons cow dung of a story?" A voice from my left said in a vicious tone.
Whoah….
"Aya!" I swoop down at her and began rubbing my cheeks to hers-
"Ow, what was that for?" I asked as she kicked me back to a firm stance.
"It's wrong to sexually harass a girl. You idiot!" She said coldly.
"…Honestly, this is what you do, the first time meeting us again in the flesh after summer vacation…honestly you're such a mess." She facepalmed as she recalled all my achievements.
"What was I supposed to do?" I asked.
"Well for one thing greet us normally!" She yelled.
"Well I would, but suddenly a certain person blinded me and gagged me…she also took…my innocence."
"What I did no such thing!" Saya retorted in protest.
"Well, Saya you did hold on to me for more than the legally obligated time someone should hold someone…and that is why you must propose to me!" I screamed.
I really got to stop being an A**hole…
"I did?" she asked.
"You better put a ring on it!" I presented my fingers.
"where's my ring!?" I asked.
"Oh…we're only…in highschool…and I like…you…I really like-
"Big sis stop embarrassing yourself. There is now law like that!" She glared at me. much like how Yaebi would…speaking of Yaebi he seems to be minding his own business as he stood in the sidelines giving slight glances from time to time trying to not incorporate himself to our little crazy fiasco.
"And besides you clearly were lying, I've been reading about body language and I could tell that you were lying through your teeth!" She presented a book that she hid god knows where.
"Well, I wasn't lying that I prefer girls with small breasts…" I said.
Smooth…
She examined me and began to blush.
"You aren't lying, so does that mean…you prefer me…because you know my breasts?" She asked.
"Well, I said I prefer girls with small breasts…not borderline flat like an ironing board-
She punched me in my gut…
"You Idiot! Die a thousand times!" She stormed off slowly in your stereotypical tsundere fashion.
"Bye, see you later Brian!" Saya greeted me goodbye as she began walking towards the other girls who were playing soccer that time.
Wait, Aya's shadow began morphing into…a group of spiderlings….
"You see that…" Yaebi asked from beside me.
"What is that?" I asked.
"You made her angry you Idiot! You're the only one who can see it but that spiders are going to grow rampant unless you calm her down…for now everyone can't see them but they will still keep growing and growing until it bursts out of your little friend there…you have to stop it." He announced.
"How am I going to do that?" I asked.
"Simple…calm her down…" He declared.
"Sounds simple enough!" I ran towards where Aya stormed off to.
It was really not simple, believe me…