After a few minutes of searching, I began running towards the stairs where the very pissed Aya marched to. Damn, it feels like a month-did something happen? Anyways, I scanned the newly unlocked area that was the second floor and began searching as Yaebi followed behind.
From the distance a silhouette that seethed rage began thumping her feat in an angry manner, That was definitely Aya.
"There she is!" I announced.
I began running towards her with the speed of a million lions, as I was inching closer to the silhouette and finally touched her firm shoulders. They were soft-actually maybe the thing she wore was soft, but I really wanted to go through more detail so let's just say her shoulder was soft-basically she has a severe disease that made her bones soft…yeah, let's go with that.
She turned as I saw, from her eyes something I never saw before…
…They were…They were….
"…Make-up?" I asked her
She looked at me with surprise, her petite body took a step back and her expression changed from being startled to quickly being turned into her usual anger. Her eyes seemed bloodthirsty and needed to be offered the blood of a virgin to be satisfied, which was weird because why would you feed a virgin to a pair of eyes?
"What the crap? Are you wearing make-up?" I asked, calmly…very calmly.
"Why the hell do you care depraved fanfiction writer!"
Her words struck my heart, depraved? How could she? Why would she?
"We-Well at least I'm not some introverted, blogger like you!"
I said as I pointed my index finger at her, making her step back again as she gasped in exaggeration.
"Well-Well…screw you!"
She yelled as she ran, away from me and made a turn at the nearby hall…from her back revealed slender man like appendages that could only be described, like she was giving birth from her back, and the babies consisted of spiders.
"Hero, I said calm her down-not make things worst!" Yaebi commanded, as we both ran towards where Aya ran to.
Damn, at this rate I'm going to get in more trouble. I've got to think of a plan…but what?
I've got it the next time I meet her I'm-
I bumped into something soft…
Were these the breasts of a woman?
"Oh Hi!" Cupa greeted, so this was Cupa's breast…they were…very flat.
"…Hello…" A timid voice greeted, wait so maybe this are the breasts of Andr?
Now's the moment of truth, Slowly, I began opening my eyes…wait! Why am I thinking like this? It's like the author of my story totally forgot how to write my character after being in hiatus for 2 months…what the hell?
I was laying in a carpet…
Disappointment…
But I guess this was the thing Cupa was preoccupied to all these days.
"Cupa…what's with this?" I asked as I stood up, and took my feet of the soft brown carpet.
"I'm glad you asked, Brian..."
She took a step back and grabbed hold of the end of the carpet while she commanded Andr to do the same to the other side. They both stretched the carpet making it lay neatly on the floor. Cupa began taking her shoes off and revealed, socks, socks that had the emblem of a creeper in it.
"…Huh? What are you doing?" I asked weakly, amazed of the stupidity that was presented to me.
"This is my passage…You know in minecraft where you can supercharge a creeper?" She asked.
"Well, of course-Yes."
I almost hesitated to answer. I knew exactly what she was going to do.
"So with enough static electricity, I can make myself supercharged!" She declared proudly.
"Hey Cupa, don't you think it's kind of…stupid to supercharge yourself? I mean, in minecraft you have to get hit by thunder which is like a thousand fold than…static electricity." I announced.
"Which is why exactly, I'm going to do it on the roof!" She announced.
Dear god.
-Later on the roof-
"There isn't a cloud in sight-and if there was don't you think it would be too dangerous?" I asked.
"Ohhh…well I guess we'll have to make due with the static electricity." Cupa said sadly, why the hell was she sad? She was basically saved from killing herself by mother nature.
"Engaging plan static Creeper." Cupa declared as she vigorously rubbed her socks on the carpet.
With each rub of her sock, Cupa's face began lighting up like she was being filled with electricity-so to speak.
"Is it working? Cause I can feel it working?" She said, as her left eye…
Her left eye slowly began turning red…
It's actually working…
"Your-your left eye…it's…
I can only stutter in between sentences, amazed by what was presented to me.
"It's working...I need to go faster!" Like a kid being praised, by a thing she drew she began increasing her pace.
The tips of her auburn hair gradually changed to teal as her entire body felt like she was…maturing.
Was this going to work?
Cupa began breathing heavily as she held herself up with her knees, visibly exhausted. As soon as she stopped her new features slowly faded and she was back to her usual orange self.
"I…I…was close…"
She said while pausing in between sentences due to exhaustion.
"My,my…you are a hardworker aren't you?" A female voice that seemed to be coming from an older woman announced.
From above our heads almost blocking the sun was the silhouette of a woman…she was wearing a witch costume.
Don't tell me…
"Witch…" Yaebi said defensively, I'm guessing this girl means trouble.
"Let me help you little Creeper." She pointed her index finger to the sky and then pointed it back to Cupa.
A blue light began charging in said finger, and then…
Flash like a speeding car it hit, Cupa without even much of a second of delay after being charged. Cupa was hit and her entire body was hidden in smoke. I began flailing my arms trying to intimidate the smoke gods by my manly arms…no actually I was just trying to shoo the smoke away.
From the thick smoke came Cupa…She was different more abundant…if you catch my drift…I meant her boobs got bigger, Okay!
"Cupa?" I asked weakly.
She began smiling with her new more well endowed face that produced a sinister smile.
"That's Ms. Cupa to you, Mr. hero."
She stood firmly and brought out her right leg, stepping on the concrete of the rooftop she began laughing, maniacally, almost psychotic actually…I'm guessing I'll be having my hands full…
Well see you guys in two months…
