I'm finally back from Tennessee! Alright time for a special chapter of The Lonely 'Nid! (He isn't lonely anymore. You're an awful writer.) …. I'm about to delete you from my story… (Do that and I'll destroy your precious PC) Sorry Machine Spirit.

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Okay so something totally CRAZY happened while we were on our way to Craftworld Ulthwe, a freaking DEMON spawned on our ship. Yep you heard me right a DAEMON. But surprisingly… he wasn't…

"HWEEE LOAVEEE HEEEEM!"

"Cultist shhh I'm telling the story!"

(Nah bro, it's her turn to tell a story….)

"But won't the listener be a little…

(Screw em, no one's going to wanna listen to this story anyways!)

"Oh okay… Cultist take it away."

Aheeem so hwee ware flootin eeen spesssss hwen anutherr sarvaaant of Kay-os pooopped up. Ooof… thees eees a lot of talking. Hweeee geeeve up.

"Finally thank god. I'm sure the listener is gonna smash the Datapad after this…"

Anyway yeah, this Daemon popped up on our ship and he didn't look scary. He was a blob but from what Machine Spirit said they couldn't usually talk.. but this one talked.

"FOOOOLS I was once a great chaos lord! But… I failed in my mission… and was reduced to a blob. It really makes keeping old friendships hard… No one want's to talk to little blobs…"

(Shuddup, he's trying to tell a story. So rude.)

Yeah basically that. He's completely useless. He just sits in the corner and mopes.

"I do not MOPE you fool! I am plotting how to DESTORY YOU!"

"If you don't shuddup I'll have Machine Spirit spit you into space."

"Fools…"

Yeah see? He mopes all day. But yeah, guess what, we are here. TIME TO TROLL ELDRAD!

"FOOLS! Eldrad is almighty and powerful. How do you plan to 'Troll' him."

"Hwee don't have a plaaan. Hwe hwere jost ganna weeng eeet."

(Yeah. Winging it ALWAYS works blob. Don't you watch movies?)

"FOOOOOOOOLS! You must always plan. I have a proposition for you, allow me to aid you in 'trolling' Eldrad. He is the reason I am this hideous blob."

"Wait what? How in the hell…"

"He beat me in a game of Chinese Checkers…. Tzeentch does not take kindly to people who lose games."

(GUFFAW)

"BWHAHAHAHAHA"

"Theees eees hwy hwee alwayz serve thee othor gods feeerst! Especeelly Khorne! He ees the easiest to serve!"

"Uhm… anwyays… Blob. Do you have a name?"

"Why do you want to know fool?"

"Well if you're going to help us troll Eldrad I want to know your name. You're gonna join our group."

"Arg… my names Junus. But take heed FOOL I don't want to be one of your 'Group' I WANT VENGANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Yeah whatever. We're at Ulthwe so let's start planning."

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We totally have a great plan. Machine Spirit is going to fly us over, then we're gonna teleport into his house. Machine Spirit's such a Mary Sue that he can bypass all the barriers created by Eldrad's abilities. It is AWESOME! Anways… when we get in there… we're gonna kidnap his daughter. Mwhahahahah…..

(Make sure you grab Taldeer. He doesn't care for the other one much.)

"Hweee understand!"

"Yepp we got it."

"I am no FOOL. It will happen, and then my vengeance shall be fulfilled!"

(Yeah whatever get ready. Hey Marcus… why are you taking the Datapad…)

"So we can record the great plan unfold!"

(Whatever, prepare to be teleported.)

"Oka- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Static….

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS CRAZY! Wow! I think this is the place! We just gotta break through those days!

"FOOOOOOOLS! PREPARE TO DIEEEEEE!"

"Hey chill we aren't killing anyone! That's not okay."

"…..gr"

"Hwe aree haveeng fon!"

MWHAHAHAHAHA Cliff hangers. Readers love them don't they? Sike I know you guys hate, but the 'Plan' needs to be its own chapter. That's where we meet our 5th and final character… and the real plot unfolds. Oh yeah prepare from famous Eldrad 'Just As Planned' (Hey shut up bitch boy don't give away the story. It's cool, if you spoil it no one will read it.) Sorry Machine Spirit D: