The last
Uzumaki
Chapter 2:
On the rooftop Kakashi says "I would like for introductions please pinky go first pointy at sakura.
Sakura glares at him for the nickname but continues anyway "my name is sakura Haruno , my likes are looks at Sasuke squeals and blushes. At this point Naruto intervenes and says "sakura shut the fuck up your hobby is to stalk Sasuke and your dream is to rape him even though he's gay as hell." sakura goes to hit apparently forgetting what happened to Sasuke and Kakashi earlier and gets bitch slapped for her trouble. While sasuke was thinking I must learn this technique it is the perfect way to shut up fan girls.
Kakashi looks on and interrupts before it can any further for sakura's sake. Saying "alright broody your next." sasuke looks at him and says "names sasuke Uchiha and now Im going to shut up as to not piss off Naruto." everyone looks at him thinking good choice . Kakashi says "you next" looking at naruto.
Naruto says "naruto Uzumaki likes hinata and ramen dislikes my team ,you, lazy ninja 'kakashi sweating nervously' my dream don't have one per say. Now your turn and no shirking you lazy fucking bum" while pulling out his sword to get his point across. Kakashi gulps and says "name's Kakashi hatake ,likes icha icha paradise , my sharingan eye I got from deceased friend, dislikes myself, dream to not be killed by naruto uzumaki. Meet me at training ground seven tomorrow at 7am don't be late for the real gennin test . Dismissed."
He Shunshins away while sakura starts running away .
At this point though sasuke asks naruto he could stay behind a moment politely I might add which made naruto stop. Naruto asks "what is it sasuke?" sasuke gulps and begins "naruto could you train me in how to shut fan girls up and I apologize for how I have treated you and please allow me to be your friend and from now even if you say no you are my equal" sasuke finished putting his hand out for a handshake smiling . Naruto blinks for a moment before looking into sasuke eyes for deceit and found none and smiled shaking Sasuke's hand saying "sure but my training will not be easy so you know." sasuke nodding his head saying "Wouldn't want it any other way" .
Time skip: next day 7am
Kakashi starts by saying "alright team today we are going to be doing survival training your objective get the bells from myself" holds up to bells. "You have until 12pm begin.." All of a sudden Sasuke and sakura disappear while naruto just sits down and laughs his ass off getting a wtf look from Kakashi . Naruto seeing the look explains "I get this test it's about teamwork but since there's absolutely no way there going to work with me I'm going to attack full on and if I get the bells you let us pass if not I drop out of the ninja program alright." at Kakashi's nod . Naruto vanishes . And Kakashi has two words going through his mind at this moment can anyone guess what they it was OH SHIT . naruto appears right in front of Kakashi and sends an a jaw kick and connects and Kakashi flies up ten feet then naruto appears above him and knocks him back to the world before he appears under him and hits him back up and the finishes with a axe kick to the back of the head where he fell face first out cold naruto comes over gets the two bells . And says "alright you two can come out now ." Sasuke and sakura walk out of the trees wide and stunned and naruto throws them each a bell and says with a mischievous glint in his eyes "hey why don't we tie sensei to one of them stumps and wait till he wakes up and the n act stupid and ask so did we pass while ya'll hold up the bells aright ." when both agree they tie him to the stump as they're eating the lunches he starts to saying "ow my fucking head hurts like a bitch okay what's up ." Sasuke and sakura hold up the two bells and all three said "so do we pass." Kakashi sighs and says "I guess can you untie me now please." Naruto walks up says "sure" pulls his sword out and slices the rope off him. Kakashi says "um I need to go see the hokage ill be back in thirty minutes alright ." And they nod Kakashi leaves in a swirl of leaves.
At the Hokage's office the third says "proceed with your decision on teams and Kakashi why the hell are you on time?" Kakshi says "I'll answer that when I get my turn." the third nods his head as we all know team one through six fail and Kakashi steps forward and says "team seven passes and the reason I'm on time is the because of the same person that literally beat my ass without me even being able to lift a finger"
Everyone gasp and the third says "who?" "naruto Uzumaki" was Kakashi simple response one jounin says there's no way he can be that strong and Kakashi looks at the third and says "would you please show them what I mean through your crystal ball sir" and the third nods and make his crystal ball into a 42" plasma screen TV. and everybody sees him get his ass whooped by naruto Uzumaki and everyone is thinking one that kid isn't a gennin. The third looks at Kakashi and says "tell naruto he is now a chuunin level ninja" and everyone looks at third in surprise cause it was unheard of for a gennin to be promoted to chunin right after he is given the title of genin . The third seeing the questioning glance sighs and says "Would you rather me leave him at genin where he's only gets d-rank missions and waste his talent." after explaining everybody understood what he was saying and nodded and third says "good dismissed." everybody leaves but the third says "Kakashi you stay" Kakashi nods and when everyone leaves the third hands Kakshi a scroll and says "give naruto that and say it's from his parents before they died" Kakashi nods and leaves . Back with the Kakshi appears and says "naruto you are now a chunin and as such get to read the scroll from your parents before they died here" and hands him the scroll .
Dear naruto,
If your reading this my plan worked I am dead and the kyuubi is by sealing him in you. Yes naruto I the fourth hokage am your father my name is Minato Namikaze and I am so sorry to have to do this but I have no choice your mother is Kushina Uzumaki and she died during childbirth now this is not your fault so don't even think it. She is originally from whirlpool meaning you are a ninja of two village's meaning you only answer to the current Kage but since whirlpool is now no more you only listen to the hokage not the council and again I am sorry for doing this. The Uzumaki family crest is a swirl while the Namikaze is a tidal wave crashing down onto a port. Your full name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. At the clan compound there are some of my clothes with seals on them so they will fit you. And if you have met Kakashi tell him that I said it's time he'll know what you mean.
Your father,
Minato Namikaze
He looks up and says with pride "my name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze son of the fourth hokage."
He then looks at Kakashi and says "dad say it's time he said you'd know what he meant."
Kakashi nods and says "follow me".
End of chapter 2