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Chapter 2

People gathered around the two alcoholics, knowing it's going to be very entertaining.

"I bet Bacchus' going to win this match." Someone said.

"No way. Cana won the last match earlier so she's gonna win." Another one said.

The two drunks stared each other down. But before they could start their little contest, the lights dimmed as the spot light flashed on the stage. Mira appeared holding a mic as she smiled out towards the crowd.

"Good evening everyone! I hope everyone's enjoying themselves so far."

A murmured of agreement swept through the crowd.

She smiled broadly. "That's good, because the party just getting started!"

Excitement buzz through the crowd as they waited for entertainment that Fairy Tail always brings to the table.

"Oh no… it's about to start…" Lucy murmured, feeling mentally distress.

Levy signed. "Well, we already gave her our word so we can't back out. Besides I don't want to die by Mira."

The blond nodded, agreeing.

"I hope you're pockets are full because you don't want to miss out on this merchandise." Mira looked pointedly at Lucy and Levy.

That's when they knew it was their cue to get on stage. Cana was already there with Erza, which Lucy was wondering how she moved so fast.

Erza was breathing taking in her red cherry dress, showing off cleavage. There was a slit on the side showing off a smooth thigh. Killer 7-inch heels that were black, making her legs look longer. Her silky red hair was up in a curly ponytail and to top off her outfit, a gray mask with fake amber stones and red feathers. On her pin was the number 1.

Lucy and Levy stood by the scarlet woman. The next one on stage was Lisanna smiling at her sister, as she stood by her. The last one on stage was Juvia looking nervous as she looked out towards the crowd as if looking for someone.

Probably Gray.

The water mage had on a simple deep blue dress that showed a little, if any skin. But it was very fitting. Long blue gloves that matched her dress adore her arms, silver heels on her feet. Her mask was light blue with black stones and royal feathers. On her pin was the number 7. Instead of two big curls, her hair was brush down, falling to her upper back. She stood by Lisanna.

"Now don't there lovely ladies make your palm itch to buy them." Mira said with a wink.

There was a collective gasp as they stared wide eyed at the barmaid.

"Here are the rules. Whoever has the most money gets to keep one of them for the night, or until the party ends. You can only buy one and only one. Any questions?" she asked sweetly.

No one put their hand up, fearful of that smile.

"Good! Now let's start. Master?" She turned to Makarov, who was walking on the stage, a purple mask on his face.

Mira stood back, whipping put a pin with the number 6; she placed it on her breast.

"Good evening everyone. The first one on the agenda is Erza scarlet. A very fine warrior and a beautiful woman. Who wants to keep the Queen of the Fairies for the night?"

No one raised their hand.

Both Erza and the Master frowned.

It's not that they don't find the scarlet haired woman beautiful. She is! It's just that she's really, really scary!

"10,000 J for Erza Scarlet." A husky voice called out from the crowd.

Everyone looked around, wondering who said that. But Erza knew that voice from anywhere; It hunts her dreams at night and comforted her when she was a child.

Jellal stepped from the shadows, locking eyes with the Titania.

Her heart sped up as a blush covered her cheeks.

"10,000 J! Going once! Going twice! Sold to Jell- Mystogan!" Makarov yelled.

Jellal smirked behind his mask as he walked towards the stage. He held out a hand waiting for his childhood friend to take it. After a brief hesitation, she placed her hand in his. He pulled her from the stage and they went into their own dark corner of the guild.

"Next is Levy McGarden! She has beauty and brains, who want to keep our bookworm for the night?"

Levy rolled her eyes. 'Really Master.'

"500 J!" Jet yelled.

He got elbowed in the face by Droy. "600 J!" he shouted.

Well no one was surprise by those two.

"600 J! Going once! Going twice-!"

"1,000 J!" a gruff voice called.

Everyone turned to see Gajeel with a scowl on his face as he glared at the two idiots.

Levy widen her eyes in surprise as she looked at the Iron Dragon Slayer. He was wearing a suit and looking really uncomfortable in it. His dark hair was silk back showing more of his mask that was dark blue with ruby stones around it.

"1,000 J! Going once-!"

"2,000 J." a silky voice said.

Everyone turned to see Rogue with an impassive look on his face.

The blue haired bookworm blinked twice, unbelieving. 'Rogue?!'

Gajeel's scowl got darker. "4,000 J!" he growled glaring at the third generation dragon.

Was that a smile on the Shadow Dragon's face? "5,000 J." he countered.

A very scary growl erupted from Gajeel. "8,000 J!"

The crowd turned to Rogue to see what he was going to counter with. He shrugged, admitting defeat,

"8,000 J! Going once! Going twice! Sold to Gajeel!" The Master was beaming.

Levy was in shock. She couldn't believe that Gajeel and Rogue fought over her.

The Iron Dragon Slayer stalked over towards the stage. Without even waiting for her permission he threw her over his shoulder and went over to another dark corner in the guild. (Hmm… there's a lot of dark corners in this place)

"Next we have our Cana Alberona, resident drunk. This woman can hold her liquor like there's no tomorrow and she's flexible if you know what I mean." He winked.

"Stop telling lies old man." Cana said smirking.

"700 J!" Hibiki called instantly.

"Tch! Is that all I'm worth? You better have more money than that." Cana snapped drinking from her bottle she pulled out of know where.

"I'll give you 900 J!" Eve said.

Cana snorted. "Please I can't even pay my rent with that pocket money."

Both Eve and Hibiki sweat dropped.

"How about 12,000 J for the wench." Bacchus said, coming to stand by the stage.

The brunette thought about it. "I'm thinking… maybe if you add another 1,000 and a bottle and you got yourself a deal."

A snort went through the crowd. "Go back to your seat puppy. 1 million J for the drunk." Laxus said. He was sitting down with his arms crossed, raijinshuu surrounding him.

A vain popped from Bacchus head as he sneered at the Dragon Slayer. "What was that lightening boy?"

Laxus' eye twitched; he stood up suddenly. "Say that again." Lightening was flowing all throughout his body.

They were toe to toe with each other, tension's high. Oh boy two S-class mages… fighting over a drunk woman. Yeah this should be interesting.

"Boys, boys. No need to fight, there's plenty of me to go around." Cana said, smirking. She was in glee. Seeing two handsome men fight over her has gotten her… hot and bothered.

"Not tonight Cana. Laxus brought you." Makarov said deadpan, sweat dropping.

The Lightening Dragon Slayer smirked at the Qutero puppy, smug.

Bacchus's teeth snapped together.

"Come on woman. I have a lot of tension to work off because of you." Laxus growled.

The way he said it had everyone blushing.

She jumped into his waiting arms, locking her arms and legs around him. They stalked past everyone and a dark corner to the exit.

"Well… ahem… the next is our dear sweet Lisanna. Her beauty knows no bounds. Who want this delicate lady for the night?" Makarov asked, a hint of blood dropping from his noise.

"700 J!" Hibiki called out.

"800 J!" Eve called out.

"800 J! Going once! Going-!"

"900 J!" Hibiki said glaring at Eve.

Lisanna was chuckling at their antics, finding it very adorable.

Eve pouted. "Fine you win." He murmured.

"900 J! Going once! Going twice-!"

"2, 400 J!" Bixslow said, looking at Lisanna with a grin his tongue falling out of his mouth.

She blushed a beet red, as he wiggled his eyebrows.

"2,400 J! Going once! Going twice! Sold to Bixslow!"

Said man smiled, smug at the other two.

Lisanna came down the stairs of the stage, taking his hand.

"Next is our very own Celestial mage, Lucy Heartfilia. In the time she's been here, she has made many names for herself. Not to mention she's nicely shaped if you know what I mean." Makarov winked.

Lucy blushed. "Master!"

He chuckled. "Who wants this lovely mage for the night?"

At first it was silent. Then everyone at once started yelling out prices. The Master couldn't keep up.

Lucy was shocked and a little scared. 'Oh man… I hope end up with someone I'm comfortable with like the other girls.'

"Oi! You bastards calm down!"

That voice…

Next thing Lucy knows fire interrupted, blasting half of the crowd away.

Natsu stood in the middle of the carnage, pissed. "No one is going to have Lucy expect for me!" he yelled.

Her heart skipped a beat as she stared at her partner in disbelief. 'Oh Natsu stop being over protective before you die by Mira.' She thought, sweat dropping.

"What kind of stupid selfish confession is that?" Sting asked with a raised eyebrow. "It's not your decision to make. It's the one with the most money that gets blonde."

He winked at her, causing Lucy to look at him in disbelief. 'Did that idiot have the audiosity to wink at me?!'

She stuck out her tongue, feeling childish but she didn't care.

He smirked.

"It is my decision! I'm her partner bastard!" Natsu declared, stalking towards the White Dragon Slayer.

"Oh really?" Sting murmured, eyes lit with mischief. "I offer 11,000 J for the blonde." He said looking at Makarov.

"Hey my name isn't 'blonde'?! It's Lucy!"

But no one was paying any attention to her as Natsu glared bloody murder.

"12,000 J!" he growled, still staring at Sting.

The SaberTooth Dragon stared back impassively. "13,000 J."

Salamander's teeth snapped together. "Buzz off! 15,000 J."

Sting was enjoying this. Baiting the Fire Dragon Slayer over his blond partner is too good to pass up.

"15,000 J! Going once! Going twice-!"

"16,000 J." Sting said.

"17,000 J!" Natsu countered.

"18,000 J!"

"19,000 J!"

Sting paused before shrugging. "You win Natsu. Though I hate to admit it."

The pink haired male gave him a wide smug grin with fangs showing and all.

"19,000J Going once! Going twice! Sold to Natsu!" Makarov yelled his eyes practically turning into money signs.

Lucy's jaw was to the floor as she stared at her partner. 'Natsu… has money?!'

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