A/N:
Ice: Olah!
T-Otaku: Halo!
Ice: Here's the amazing 3rd chapter (/*^*)/
T-Otaku: Ok... NOW we are starting from the anime parts.
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Disclaimer:
Hibari: Hn. The creepy herbivores do not own me.
Ice: (QAQ) CREEPY?!
T-Otaku: Calm down, Ice *pats her head*
Ice: *sniffle* He's mean... WHY IS HE DOING THE DISCLAIMER?!
T-Otaku: YOU asked him too! Besides we haven't introduced many characters. It was either him or Mochida.
Ice and Yuzuki: NO NOT THE PERVERTED-MUSHROOM!
Yuzuki: F**K THIS! JUST START IT!
The Yamamoto Household:
"Onii-san! wake up! You'll be late for baseball practice!" Alliana said as she started shaking her older brother out of bed.
" I'm up, I'm up," he said in a tired voice. Takeshi's raven hair was tousled. His navy blue t-shirt was covered in creases and his light green-blue pants were tangled with the blankets. Amber colored eyes peered tiredly at the youngest and newest Yamamoto, Alliana.
"Good morning, Imouto." Takeshi mumbled, rubbing the remaining sleep from his eyes. "What's wrong?"
"Baseball practice!" Alliana exclaimed to him impatiently.
"Oh, right!" he said with a laugh, and started getting ready. After that, they grabbed a quick breakfast, granola bars and yogurt, and headed out. It was kind of dark when they head out, but it didn't matter to them.
"I love morning baseball practice!" Takeshi said as he began jogging.
"Huh? Wait, Onii-san!" Alliana exclaimed trying to catch up with her brother. While she was trying to catch up with her brother, she caught a glimpse of a small baby in a suit dropping a small letter in someone's mailbox. 'Huh, how weird...'
The Sawada Household:
"Sorry, Auntie Nana, but I have morning duties today, I'm going to go ahead," The raven-head called out to Nana, pulling on her black boots, "Please wake up Tsuna and tell him that! Oh! And don't forget to tell him to bring his math textbook!"
"Of course!~" The women sang out, "See you this afternoon, Yu-chan!~"
Walking the younger girl out, Nana went to go check the mail. Dashing off, Yuzuki waved good bye to Nana.
"Ara? What's this." Nana mumbled to herself as a small letter fluttered out of the mailbox. Picking up the letter she skimmed through it, "Oh! How wonderful! I'll give them a call, now to wake up Tsu-kun..." She hummed, skipping back into the house.
30 MINUTES LATER
"TSU-KUN!" Nana shouted up the stairs, "Time to go to school!"
When no reply was given. The woman started climbing the stairs. She walked down the hallway. Stopping in front of a room on the left.
"Tsu-kun, time to wake up!" The woman knocked on the door. Still no reply. Stepping in she was welcomed by a mountain of trash, books, papers, and clothes scattered everywhere. Sighing, she made her way towards the sleeping, gravity-defying-hair brunette in bed.
"Tsu- Ara? What's this?" Turning to her left, a small piece of paper jutting out of a desk caught her eyes. She grabbed the sheet, "15% again? Ah, typical Tsu-kun." She sighed. Turning to her son she called out, "Sawada Tsunayoshi that scored a fifteen percent!" She yelled.
"HAI!" The said brunette fumbled around, trying to get up. "AH! When did you get that?!"
"It's fine. Just work harder next time, ok Tsu-kun?"
"Ah!... Ok..." Tsuna mumbled.
"AH! There is only five more minutes before school starts!"
"WHAT?! Why didn't you say so?!" Jumping up the brunette began to undress, "Mom! I'm getting changed!"
"Hai, hai!" The woman nodded, "Oh! That's right! Tsu-kun, I called a tutor for you. He will be coming today!" The woman said happily, hands clasped together.
"WHAT?! WHEN?!" Tsuna sreached.
"This morning! See?" Nana replied handing over the flyer.
Scanning the flyer, Tsuna looked at his mother. "THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM!"
"Why? I think it's a good deal!"
"Never mind, I have to go anyway, I don't have time to worry about this." Tsuna started to rush down the staircase, only to slip and roll down the stairs. And land RIGHT on his face. Hehehe, Typical Tsutsu-nii.
"I-I-I-I-ITEIYO!" He groaned.
"Ciaossu!" A small baby wearing a suit, an orange undershirt, black slacks, and a black jacket. On his head was a black fedora, an orange strip of fabric going around the bottom of it. Spikey raven hair jutted out from underneath. On the rim of the fedora was a small green chameleon, his piercing, yellow eyes peering at everything, observing it all. The baby's onyx orbs stared (A/N: Ice: INTO YOUR SOUL! (:D) T-Otaku: Shut up already (-_-")) at the brunette sprawled on the ground.
"Huh? A baby?" Tsuna replied, sitting up.
"Ara? Are you lost? What's your name?" Nana asked, stepping down the staircase.
"Ciaossu, I'm Reborn the home tutor." The baby replied.
"..."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tsuna burst into laughter. He clutched his stomach, "That's so funny! My stomach hurts!"
Reborn jumped, and kicked Tsuna right across the face. Tsuna flew backwards, from the shock and the pain. His back collided with the wall.
"Now my face hurts more than my stomach" Tsuna moaned tears streaming out of his eyes.
"Ah! Tsu-kun, schools going to start soon!" Nana ushered him out the door.
"AH! IM GOING! BYE!" Tsuna yelled from the door.
Outside:
Leaving behind the weird baby, Reborn, and his mother, Nana. Tsuna sprinted to school. If only he had a piece of toast dangling from the corner of his mouth. That would be wonderful!... Back to the story.
"What's with him?" Tsuna muttered the question aloud to himself.
"I'm actually a hitman," A voice said from the top of his head.
"Hitman? Yea right that's so- EHHHHH?! HOW DID YOU-" Tsuna screeched. Looking up sat the (in)famous hitman, Reborn. If only he watched where he was going. But being the clumsy *cough*stupid*cough* Dame-Tsuna, he stepped on a Chihuahua's tail. It growled at Tsuna. Walking menacingly out of the gate to his house, it barked. His leash wasn't clasped on correctly and it fell of.
"HIS LEASH!" Tsuna screamed, stating the obvious. Tsuna turned around so he could run away, but he tripped over his foot and fell. "HIEEEEE! SAVE ME!" Reborn walked over and petted the Chihuahua, successfully taming the 'dangerous' beast.
"Your a lot worse than I heard. You're probably the only teenage to be afraid of a small Chihuahua," Reborn sniggered.
After those words came out of his mouth, Tsuna started to argue with him. Teenager versus Baby Hitman! WHO WILL WIN?! Of course, Reborn. A cute girl with shoulder length orange hair rushed forward to speak with Reborn. After her came another girl, brown hair clasped into a neat ponytail. The two asked Reborn questions. Tsuna denied ALL. And Reborn told them he was a hitman. How perfectly normal.
"Bye-bye, I have to go to school now! See you again!" With that the orange-haired girl, Kyoko, dashed off.
"AH! Me too! Until next time, baby!" The dark-haired girl also dashed off.
"Ciao, ciao!" Reborn waved. Turning to the brunette, he wiggled his eyebrows, "Dame-Tsuna, you like that girl don't you? The orange-haired one. Have you confessed yet?" PROCEED THE EYEBROWS WIGGLING CEREMONY!
"What?! So what if I do? And I cant! She's our school's idol, Sasagawa Kyoko!" Tsuna retorted, stubbornly.
"Then die!" Reborn pointed a gun at the poor brunette. "And do it with your dying will!" And with that, Reborn shot him. The sound of the brunette's body falling onto the ground resounded throughout the quiet neighborhood. Then slowly, a small, but bright, orange flame burst to life on his forehead. Jumping up, the brunettes eyes burned with confidence and his clothes tore off, except for his underpants, THANK GOD!
"RE-BOOOORRRRRRN! I WILL CONFESS TO SASAGAWA KYOKO WITH MY DYING WILL!" and with that, Sawada Tsunayoshi began his adventures and the start to his new, crazy, hectic life.
A/N:
Ice: WE ARE DONE!
T-Otaku: YAY!
Ice: CLIFFHANGER! But you guys already know whats going to happen... If you read/watched Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
T-Otaku: ICE HAS A VIRUS IN HER COMPUTER!
Ice: ITS MY MOM'S! And my computer was taken away (QAQ) So we might update later...
T-Otaku: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Ice: IM SORRY!
Ice and T-Otaku: THANK YOU FOR READING! *bows*