Note: Some parts of the chapters have been rewritten. Not enough to completely change the story though.
A/N:
Ice: (QAQ) SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE *repeatedly bangs head on table*
T-Otaku: (QAQ) SORRY *bangs head on table along with Ice*
Ice: School has started! We have hectic schedules and are trying to get back into it.
T-Otaku: DAMN THOSE TEACHERS!
Ice: Please note that our update date has been change to every Thursday.
T-Otaku: You mean "every" Thursday *wiggles eyebrows*
Ice: I have my computer back! (:D) YAY!
T-Otaku: AND we have school back! (D:)
Ice: STOP BEING A REALIST (QAQ)
Reviews:
Peacekaylae:
Ice: Nope, we are going to continue the story, but the updates will be a bit slower and randomly re-doing some parts! And thanks! (-w-) I can't wait for them to meet Gokudera too!
T-Otaku: expect the unexpected when you read this chapter! (*^*)
Yasmeen:
Ice: Thanks (*w*), Your advice helped a lot! I'm surprised too (XD)! We might rewrite some parts to break down the information, but that will be later.
T-Otaku: maybe a spin-off or two? *hint* *hint*
Ice: (O_O) oh dear god no. My fingers are tired.
Spawner8:
Ice: Hello! Fellow Potato Queen!
T-Otaku: DON'T CALL US MORONS!
Disclaimer:
Reborn: These fangirls don't own me *smirk*. If they did, heads would roll.
Ice: (QAQ) Im scared...
T-Otaku: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT REQUESTED HIM! SO IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Ice: (QAQ) Mommy...
At School:
"Ah! Kyoko!" A Perverted-Mushroom (T-Otaku: ICE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USE HIS NAME! Ice: FINE!(DX) BUT I DON'T LIKE HIM, I NEVER WILL!)(Mochida) jogged up to the pretty orange-haired girl.
"Ah! Ohayo, Mochida-Senpai!" The orange haired girl, Kyoko, replied, "Would you like to go to school together?"
"Of course!" Mochida and Kyoko proceeded their way to school. Once they go to the gate, a screaming black dot appeared in the sky. Kyoko looked up and met face-to-face with Sawada Tsunayoshi, half naked. Tsuna landed on Mochida, knocking him away from the two.
"SASAGAWA KYOKO!" Tsuna shouted, extending his hand towards the girl, "PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"
Kyoko stared, this was possibly the strangest way to be asked out. Kyoko noticed that Tsuna wasn't wearing a shirt, trailing her eyes down she noticed he wasn't wearing pants either. Only a pair of boxers. "KYAAAAAAAA!" Kyoko ran into the building.
The bright orange flame on Tsuna's forehead slowly died out. Tsuna stood there for a few seconds, to let his little mind process what just happened. He reached his hand up to his head, and pulled his hair, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST CONFESSED TO KYOKO-CHAN!"
Another small black dot appeared. But this time, it was not a half-naked teenaged boy, but a baby wearing a suit and holding a gun. Did I mention there was a chameleon on his fedora?
"Ciaossu!" Reborn greeted.
"Reborn! What did you shoot at me?!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"That was the power of your dying will." Reborn answered bluntly.
"Dying will?" Tsuna tilted his head, brown hair rustling in the wind and movement. Reborn then explained to Tsuna what the 'Dying Will' was, and how it worked. I AINT WRITING THE WHOLE EXPLANATION!
"Oh I see..." Tsuna mumbled before the bell rang, "YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?! I'M LATE!" And our little protagonist/soon-to-be hero dashed off into the building, leaving a dangerously, smirking Reborn outside.
IN CLASS
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS THE UNDERWEAR MAN!"
"PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME, KYOKO-CHAN!"
"I HEARD SHE SHOT YOU DOWN! Well thats expected, right, Kyoko?"
Everyone laughed at Tsuna, his head hung downward shamefully. Kyoko looked down at her feet, suddenly more interesting then a half-naked boy that ran around in his underwear, just to ask her out. Because THAT is not interesting!*sarcasm*
Silently, Yuzuki got up and stalked towards the boys. Raising her hand, curled it into a tight, but relaxed fist, she brought it down on the boy laughing the loudest, "Stop making fun of Tsutsu-nii!" Looking up, her bangs shifted, covering her eyes, "If you make fun, or laugh at Tsutsu-nii again..." she tilted her head up to show part of her eyes. The honey-colored eyes were glowing a moonlight silver, cold and anger bubbling in them. She glared menacingly at everyone, small lips snarled into a glare, "I will rip out the tongues that you love to laugh with, and tack them to your forehead," Yuzuki stomped out of the room, dragging Tsuna along.
Everyone shut up and froze, her glare was terrifying. Yuzuki was always smiling and skipping along. Never has she threatened anyone. Her words weren't scary, but her eyes seemed to bore into your soul and mind, calculating and summing up your death...
Tsuna's POV:
"Yuzu?! Whats wrong?" I stumbled along behind Yuzu, "Slow down! Why are you walking so fast?! What's wrong? Yuzu?"
"This is so weird! I have never seen her that angry or serious. She's always that goofy idiot that bumps into everything and just gets back up laughing while crying! Don't tell me she's on her 'monthly's' again..."
"It's nothing!" Yuzu beamed at me, twirling around. Her warm honey orbs replacing the cold silver ones.
Was it my imagination? I'm pretty sure they were silver a while ago. Well she just f**king twirled around so she should be fine... Wait twirling around isn't normal... But it's Yuzu...
"What do you mean it's nothing?!" I shouted back, "You just exploded in front of everyone!"
Yuzu turned back and continued walking, dragging me along. "Tsutsu-nii, you shouldn't let them bully you. I won't always be here to protect you." She mumbled the last part quietly, her grip tightening on my arm, i winced a didn't look back or talk to me as we continued on. For three minutes we walked around the school in silence. Until she stopped suddenly.
"Tsutsu-nii! I forget! You were challenged by The Perverted-Mushroom to a fight!" Yuzu turned and gave me a toothy grin.
"WHAT?!" I screached, "There's no way I can fight him! HE'S THE JUDO CLUB'S CAPTAIN!"
"Gambatte Tsutsu-nii! I'll be waiting for your fight!" Yuzu giggled, eyes sparkling as she dashed *cough*skipped*cough* off to who knows where.
I sank to my knees on the floor letting out a moan while pulling my hair, anime tears flowing down my face. "There's no way I can beat him! I know I'll run away!" I thought as I ran into the boy's bathroom and attempted to crawl out the window. Key Word: Attempt.
"Ciaossu!" A baby appeared in front of me as I opened the window.
"R-R-R-R-R-REBORN!" I stuttered out, jumping a few feet in the air.
Reborn began lecturing me about life and how I would spend the rest of my life running away. WHY DOES A BABY KNOW SO MUCH?!
"If you get beat up, a man who accepts a challenge will always be cooler." Reborn remarked
"Reborn..." I muttered.
Alliana's POV:
"Ne... Nii-san" I looked up at my brother, "Why are we here again?"
My brother had dragged me into the indoor gym. It's acutually pretty big, since practically all the 2nd years and some random students are in here. We caught word about the match between Tsunayoshi and Mochida. Yamamoto and me stood at the sidelines while we waited for the competitors. Tsunayoshi disappeared after Yuzu dragged him out of the room. It's been a while since I have seen her like that, *smirk* she's short-tempered as usual. I hope I can talk to her soon, she keeps avoiding me. I can only see her in the classroom. Mochida was already in the middle laughing to himself. How creepy.
"Well," Yamamoto rubbed the back of his head and grinned sheepishly, "I want to see if Tsuna will be fine. He doesn't seem like the fighting-type"
"Tsuna?" I asked, tilting my head to face him. My god... He already had a nickname for him... Yuzu would probably run around screaming "I SHIP THIS!".
"Yeah! It's easier to say then, Tsunayoshi. And it suits him, don't you think?"
Yup, I can hear the screaming.
"I guess so. But it's not very polite. You should ask him first!" I scolded.
"Hahaha, I will, mother" He teased, dragging out the last part.
"YOU'RE SO MEAN!" I huffed and pouted as I folded my arms, turning away from him.
Yuzuki's POV:
"TSUTSU-NII! LET GO OF ME!" I yelled at the brunette dangling on my legs, outside of the indoor gym. After finding Tsuna pacing around the hallways, I dragged him to the match.
"DON'T LEAVE ME!" He cried anime tears. "IM GOING TO DIE!"
"NO. YOU. WONT." I growled through gritted teeth. Finally I pried the boy off and flung him against the door. "You have people watching over you," I said the next part gently, like a mother soothing her child that dropped his ice cream. "Now go inside and do your best!" I gave him a thumbs up, and a soft smile.
"Yuzu..." Tsuna stared at me.
"YOU THINK I WOULD SAY THAT YOU FOOL?!" I shouted as i spartan kicked his a** into the gym.
"YUZU!" He cried.
Smirking, I hopped onto the roof with the awesomeness I have. Sticking my soft landing, I jumped down a small, barely noticeable hatch at the top of the building. Inside, I turned to the left with my family's signature smirk.
"So... How y'doing, Reborn-Jiji?"
"You dumba**, lame excuse of a niece" He growled at me. "YOUR suppose to help him. MY job is to scare the living sh*t out of him."
"You didn't answer my question~" I sang.
"Have you talked to Alliana yet?" He ignored my question.
I huffed at being ignored, annoyance gnawing at me. Well this IS Reborn... "Nope!" I beamed, "I have been running away~" I replied, drawling out the last part.
Reborn pulled down his fedora, covering his eyes and expression. Jumping upward with a Leon-Ten-Ton-Mallet... He smashed it on my wittle, poor head. "COWARD!"
"OUCHIE!" I screamed, falling to the floor, curling into a fetal position, rolling around. "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!" Dramatic tears flew down my cheeks. I squeezed my eyes shut as I rubbed the bump in an attempt to ease the "pain". "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!"
"Nevermind." Reborn huffed," Now pay attention. This is going to be the first data we have on fighting..."
In the Gym:
Tsuna fell into the the gym, stumbling. He watched Yuzuki giving him a smirk as she jumped up onto the roof... "WAIT ROOF?! And where have I seen that smirk..." He thought. Poor, poor Tsuna... He's gonna have a BAD time, later. He looked up to meet hundreds of stares.
"Its Dame-Tsuna!"
"He didn't run away?!"
"Man, he's gonna die..."
Whispers and gasps filled the room as Tsuna waddled in.
"AHAHAHAHA!" Mochida cackled, "So you didn't run away, you Hentai-Stalker!" He grinned. Mochida explained the rules, telling Tsuna since he was a beginner, he only need to get one point within a ten minute limit. Well at least he has some humanity in him. "And of course!" Mochida pointed his sword at Kyoko, "The prize is Kyoko!"
"Prize?!" Kyoko exclaimed, aggravated.
Before Tsuna and could protest, Mochida brought his sword up. "PREPARE YOURSELF!" he shouted.
"TSUNA!" A certain baseball lover called from the sidelines, throwing Tsuna a sword.
Tsuna caught the sword, just barely, as he let out a, "HIEEEE!". Mochida zipped forward, whacking the sword out of Tsuna's hand, and prepared for another strike. Seeing this opportunity, Tsuna got up, and started running. Starting a game of 'Cat and Mouse', the two ran around the gym, for a good two minutes.
"SAVE ME!" Tsuna shouted as he ran.
"Your not getting away!" Mochida screeched, hitting Tsuna's ankle, causing him to trip. The brunette flailed around as he stumbled, and turned around to lay flat on his back, as a look of horror crossed his face. Mochida brought his sword up,"Your mine!" he let out a triumphed yell.
In the Bleachers:
Yuzuki: Oh my gawd! I did NOT know he swung that way for Tsutsu-nii! If The Perverted-Mushroom wasn't such a b**ch, I would have shipped it! *pout*
Reborn: *smacks Yuzuki with Leon-cane* Shut up already!
Yuzuki: *whimpering*
END
"Don't give up Tsuna-Kun!" An orange-head, Kyoko, yelled.
"Kyoko-chan?!" both competitors look at her with shock.
Reborn smirk from above (Ice: Nope, not heaven (-w-) T-Otaku: ICE! SHUT UP!), and shouted, "Do it with your Dying Will!", As he shot the brunette with his Leon-Sniper.
The sound of Tsuna's body echoed throughout the gym as his body fell. "Ah. I'm dying. What a waste. If I knew this would happen, I could have took one point." The tiny, bright orange flame grew unsteadily on his forehead. Suddenly, he opened his eyes, fierce and glowing. He ripped off his clothes and stood up.
"I'LL TAKE ONE POINT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!" He shouted, sprinting towards Mochida, hands outstretched.
Mochida cackled, "It looks like 'Underwear Man' is back!" He slammed the sword at Tsuna's face, only to have it shatter into splinters of wood.
"WHAT THE H-" Mochida was stopped once Tsuna jumped onto him.
"ORAAAA!" Tsuna brought his hand up, formed into a chop position.
"A chop?!" A white-haired student exclaimed.
"He's going for the head!" A raven-haired student cried.
"ONE!" Tsuna shouted as he brought his hand down, and slamming it into his forehead. Grabbing a fistful of hair, he pulled his hands upward, pulling all of Mochida's hair out. "POINT!" He cried. "FORGET ONE! I JUST TOOK ONE HUNDRED!"
Everyone gasped, the gym went silent. And everyone burst into laughter.
"Tsuna really used his head there!"
"He didn't exactly say which 'One Point'"
"Right?!"
Tsuna's intense gaze met the referee, who had not raised his flag yet, "IS THIS NOT ENOUGH?!" He yelled and turned back to Mochida. Tsuna began ripping out his hair, handful, after handful. Tsuna finally stopped when Mochida was bald, and he turned to face the referee. Stuttering, the referee quickly raised the red flag, Tsuna's flag, and yelled "RED WINS!"Everyone jumped up and cheered. No one had ever seen 'Dame-Tsuna' win something, so they never thought he could beat Mochida, the captain of the Kendo Club, winner of two consecutive tournaments.
Tsuna stood up, gasping. "I did this?!" He thought, "So... I can really do this? It's all thanks to Reborn... That strange baby. Oh! And Yuzu... BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, WOULD SPARTAN KICK YOU THROUGH A GYM DOOR TO YOUR SUPPOSEDLY DEATH?!"
Kyoko ran towards to Tsuna, her face flushed from excitement and happiness. "Wow! That was amazing!" She gasped. Tsuna was drawn back, THE Sasagawa Kyoko, Idol of Nami-chu, was speaking to him!
"Ah! It was nothing." he rubbed the back of his head, a sheepish grin on his face.
"And... About this morning," Kyoko started, "my friends tell me I don't know when to laugh. I'm sorry for what I did." she chuckled, copying the brunette's actions.
Tsuna slumped forward, "She thought it was a joke..."
Kyoko's face suddenly lit up, "But you're really special!" She clasped her hands together, "may I call you 'Tsuna-kun'?
"O-o-o-o-of c-c-c-course!" Tsuna stuttered, his face heated up to a bright pink.
"This is all thanks to him.." Tsuna looked up, "I guess I should thank him..."
Alliana's POV:
Woah... I never knew that small, feminine brunette could do that... I mean WOW! How do you even strip off all your clothes all of a sudden? Well he IS "special". I smirked, this is going to be an interesting year.
"Hey, you okay, Al?" I snapped out of my think and turned to the voice. "You okay? You're kinda pale and your smirking..." Yamamoto trailed off.
"N-n-no! I'm f-fine!" I smiled weakly. Yuzu's face suddenly popped into my mind, "actually, can you head home first? I need to do something." I pleaded him.
Yamamoto looked me in the eye with a serious face that i didn't know he had, probably weighing the odds of whatever he was thinking... Or think of baseball, "ok, but come home soon, Dad's making your favorite!" He replied with a sudden grin.
I stared at him for a minute before realizing what he said, "thank you!" I matched his smile.
"You want me to take ur bag home?" Yamamoto asked, extending his hand, "I'll leave it in your room."
"Huh?" I stared stupidly at his hand, "... OH! Yeah, that would be great!" I dropped my bag into his hands.
"Well, see you at home! Stay safe ok?" He grinned, "and don't accept candy from people in a van, they'll try to pull you into the van and drive off."
I stared at him wide-eyed, "What?"
"I did it before," he rubbed his head sheepishly, "they were gonna take me to France, but i got away."
"..." I stared at him, jaw hitting the ground.
"Well see you!" He laughed and ran to the gate of our school and dashed out.
"..." I stared at his back and sighed, "Oh well..." I shighed, and turned around," By the way, I know you're there Yuzu," I stared at the awkwardly placed bushes.
The big bush jolted from the sudden shock of being found out. Jumping up, revealing two legs, the bush ran for the gates.
I sighed again, annoyed at being avoided and jogged towards the bush, "Get back here, Yuzu!"
"WHO IS THIS YUZU YOU SPEAK OF?!" The bush yelled, two smaller bushes started chasing after the bush/Yuzuki.
I pulled the bush upward, revealing a Yuzuki rolling into a tree.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The raven-head cried, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"BECAUSE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY!" I yelled, but Yuzuki's eyes started watering up. "Never mind" I sighed and held out my hand, "come on, stand up."
Whimpering, Yuzuki took my hand and stood up. After realizing what she was doing, she ran back ten feet away from me screaming, "F**KITY F**KITY F**K!"
I sighed and stared at her, "and where do you think you're going?"
"To Narnia..." She whimpered, teary-eyed.
"..." Why am I friends with an idiot? "any way," I paused pointing to the two small bushes trailing after Yuzu, "what's with those bushes?"
"RUN! RUN! FORGET ABOUT ME! LIVE!" Yuzuki screamed at the bushes. If a stranger walked by, they would've thought she was high.
All of a sudden a small tail poked out of each bush. AND IT WAS SYNCHRONIZED.
SYNCHRONIZED.
TWO TAILS POPPING OUT OF A BUSH WAS SYNCHRONIZED. I grabbed Yuzu and dragged her towards the bush, and peered inside. Two small puppies peered back up at me. The small black, fluffy coated one whimpered and backed up. The silver, smooth coated one stepped up and growled at me. And I'm telling you... THEY ARE F**KING ADORABLE.
I snapped back into reality and turned to Yuzu, sweat-dropping, "why are there a couple of dogs in here?"
"They're my friends..." Yuzuki glanced up with teary eyes. I let go of Yuzuki and bent down to the little puppies, "they ARE kinda cute..."
Whimpering, the black one jumped into Yuzuki's arms. A small, silver moon/half-skull shaped birthmark was revealed on it's right side. Repeating the black one's action, the silver one jumped up, but bit Alliana's nose. The action revealed it's own birthmark, a small, black scythe/half-skull shaped birthmark.
I pulled off the silver one and look at it's birthmark, "what's this?" I wondered out loud and ran my hand lightly over it's mark.
"Uh... A birthmark" Yuzuki replied, "WAIT! I'M NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THIS!" she squeaked and grabbed the puppies and tried to run off.
Tried.
She tripped over a leaf, a LEAF. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?! I closed my eyes and sighed, rubbing my temples. Man, I have a headache. "By the way, someones coming," I muttered.
"What?!" Yuzuki jolted up. At that moment, a small baby in a suit and fedora jumped down from the roof and landed on Yuzuki's head.
"Ciaossu!" He turned to me and greeted, jumping off of Yuzuki.
I stared at the baby, his side burns, attire, hair, and speaking pattern matched a certain hitman... But he's a baby...
"Yea, I'm the famous hitman from Italy, Reborn." He smirked at me, reading my mind.
"Wha-"
"And you are the Demon-Eyed Sniper, Alliana." He smirked, "or the childhood friend of my stupid niece," He kicked Yuzu's head lightly.
"YOU KEEP ASKING ME WHY I'M STUPID, BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Yuzu shouted into the ground, which Reborn ignored.
I giggled at their antics, "yup, and no I am the youngest and only daughter of the Yamamoto family."
The hitman smirked and turned toward the gate, "well it was nice chatting with you, but it seems I interrupted your conversation with the idiot, so I'll leave now."
I nodded "and to you too."
Reborn's partner, Leon, transformed into a hot air balloon, and together they drifted off into the sunset. How nice.
I looked back to Yuzuki, "Well, would you like to explain why you are running away from me?" I stared at her concerned.
"Uh... Well..Um.." She stuttered, then sighed and closed her eyes, "There will be a time i can tell you "why", but that will be later, not now."
I stared at her, curiosity taking the place of my concern, "Why?"
"Because I can't say it, I can show it to you, but I hope that day will NEVER come." She stared at me, eyes silver.
I sighed and walked away, arms folded behind my head, "I see, well when you are going to, just call," I turned around and gave Yuzu a grin.
Yuzuki eyes widened as her eyes turned back to it's honey color, "but it's not a good thing... Wait, does that mean you forgive me for disappearing and running away?"
I turned around to face her, "why should I be mad at you? I know you have a good reason." I sigh and then grinned, "You're my best friend aren't you? I can't get mad at you that easily!" I turned back to the gate and started walking again.
I could hear the pounding of footsteps as Yuzu ran up behind me and hugged me. "Thank you, Al!" squeezing me even more she muttered, "really, thank you."
I glanced at the shorty behind me and tilted my head, "why? It's not like I'm a life savior?"
"You have NO idea," Yuzuki smiled softly, "By the way... Why do you smell like sushi?"
I chuckled and ruffled her hair, "like I told your Uncle, I'm living with the Yamamotos', so I will be like this for a while." I glanced at my watch and noticed the time, "SH*T! I forgot, I gotta go! Bye bye, Yuzu!" I jogged out the gate waving to Yuzuki and her two new companions.
Yuzuki's POV:
"Bye bye!" I shouted waving, "I never thought I would see her again..." I muttered to Segno and Arma. Smiling sadly, I bent down and scooped them up into my arms, "and I never would have thought we would be friends" A few tears painted my cheeks, "I'm so happy..."
"YUZU!" I turned around to face Tsuna, "WAIT! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!"
"Huh?" I brought my hand up and wiped away my tears, "It's nothing!~" I sang and twirled around. "Anyway! Look who came to visit me!"
Tsuna's eyes popped out as soon as he saw the puppies, "WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!" He squealed.
Man, is he going to be a lovely bride or what?
I giggled and took Tsuna's arm, "come on, let's go! I heard Auntie Nana is making pasta for Uncle!"
"Wait... Uncle?" Tsuan stared at me puzzled... OH is he going to be mind-f**ked soon!~
"Hehehe, you'll see!~" I giggled and pulled him towards the gate, "now let's go!"
Ice: Thanks for reading! I know it's not Thursday, but it's been a while. We (I (-_-")) made it longer because of the long wait!
T-Otaku: Thank you! (WHAT DO U MEAN YOU WROTE IT ALL?!)
Ice: (._.") so... um... I recently had a small family issue... so T-Otaku is gonna do more work..
T-Otaku: WAIT WHAT?!
Ice: Btw, she is a lazy mutherf-er.
T-Otaku: HOLD ON A MINU-
Ice: BYE BYE!~ HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEK!
Translations/Notes:
Segno: Shadow/mark/symbol. Segno is the fluffy, black puppy of Yuzuki's.
Arma: Weapon/force. Arma is the smooth, silver puppy of Yuzuki's.