A/N: Dean and Cas sex! YaY! Sorry if it sucks..."Writing is Hard." ~Chuck Shurley :)

That night and Sam and Dean drove over to the bar near their houses. They were pretty quiet the whole drive. They got out of the car and walked into the bar and grabbed two seats at the bar.

"So, why the sudden invitation to go drinking with you?" Sam broke the ice.

"It was Bobby's idea." Dean said then took a shot.

"Sounds like Bobby. You sound like you have something on your mind so spill."

"Nothing, it's nothing."

"Come on, Dean. Don't shut me out just like last time you came back from Hell."

Dean took a deep breath then another shot of vodka. "Demons lie right?"

"Yeah?" Sam looked confused.

"But demons will also tell the truth if it hurts worse and gets inside your head, right?"

"Dean, you're not making sense. Yes, if the truth hurts worse demon will tell the truth."

Dean ordered scotch on the rocks then took another two shots of vodka. "I don't know, Sammy, I'm not handling being topside too well."

"That's fine, Dean. You were in the pit for 5 years. That's is a fuckload longer than you were last time."

"Alex told me you told him where I was those 5 years. You told him I was in Hell?"

"I had too. He begged me. He wanted straight answers. He was 17 at the time and I thought he was old enough to know. Riley knew already. So I told Lexi and Alex."

"I punched Alex right under the eye today."

"Why the hell did you do that for?"

"I don't know what fucking happened. I was talking with Alex then…I remembered." Dean broke eye contact with Sam and took a shot. "Next thing I know he's on the ground and his face was bleeding. The worst part is that he didn't get mad or anything. I fucking punched him for no damn reason and all Alex said was 'Hell flashback?'. "

"He understands that Hell was not a cake walk."

"Well, I just want to get drunk off my ass and forget that ever happened."

"I'll drink to that." Sam raised his shot glass up in the air. Dean mirror that motion. The both too the shot.

"It's hard to catch up with everything that has happened in the past 5 years. Aaron, Shiloh and Phoebe and gotten so big, Alex and Alexis will be graduating in just a few weeks, and Riley is married, in college and as a 5 year old daughter, my granddaughter."

Sam nodded and they were quiet for a few shots. "Dean?"

"Yeah?"

"You asked me when we first got here if demon told the truth. Why?"

Dean didn't say anything for a moment. It was like he was looking for the words to say. He took another shot then a swig of his scotch. "Crowley told me something I swore was a lie, but I found out today it was the truth and I have been thinking about it all day today."

"What was it?"

"Something about Alex and Lexi."

"Care to explain?"

Dean shook his head.

"Alright, I get it, on your own time." They both took another shot. They were starting to get a buzz.

After a couple hours Dean was shitface drunk and Sam was drunk but not enough he could drink.

"Alright, Dean, you have had enough to drink. You are going to hate the world in the morning."

"Come on, Sammy. One more drink." Dean begged grabbing Sam arm.

"No, your husband is going to kill me."

"It's just one more drink. 'S not like the end of the world." Dean said standing up but losing his balance and falling onto Sam's arms.

"Nope, we're going to the Impala."

"But I never got my drink." Sam held Dean as they staggered to the door. " 'S not that I don't care, 'S it just so wrong."

Sam was really confused now. "What are you talking about?"

"Alex and Lexi. 'S really creepy and wrong. Their grownups now, and if they love each other I can't stop them even through its 9 kinds a crazy."

"What?"

"Then there's the baby. The baby might be mutated or have down syndrome. I would love it no matter what. I'd help raise it too. Then there's the whole Uncle/ Daddy and Auntie/ Mommy thing."

"Wait, Lexi is pregnant with Alex's kid?"

"Yeah, that's what I have been telling you, Sammy. They haven't told me yet and will probably never tell me. Crowley told me. I thought he was lying but now I know the truth."

"Let's get you home."

Sam dropped Dean off at his house and helped him inside where Cas was waiting. Sam walked home.

"Hey baby."

"Dean, are you plastered drunk?"

"Yeah, It was Bobby's idea."

"You listened to him why?"

"I needed to clear my head."

"You are going to hate me tomorrow."

"Why would I ever hate you, angelface?"

Cas smiled and Dean stumbled over to Cas and wrapped his arms around Cas's waist. "Come on, honey. Let's get you upstairs."

"No, Cas, I want you to fuck me on the couch."

"Dean, we have sleeping kids upstairs and Lexi down in her room."

"Never stopped us before, you know where the triplets were conceived."

"That was pure lucky that we didn't get caught."

"Come on, baby. I wanna ride your cock so hard I can't walk tomorrow."

"No, not tonight. I don't want to take advantage of you."

"You're not, because I want it." Dean begged a he stumbled to the couch. Cas rolled his eye and smiled.

"If any of the kids catch us doing this, don't except me to feel sorry for you or help you through your hangover."

"Alright, but they aren't going to catch us." Dean said while throwing off his shirt and unbuckling his pants.

"You're an idiot."

"I know, but I'm your idiot." Dean smiled as Cas took off his shirt and slid off his sweatpants and boxers. Dean drunkenly got out of his jeans and boxers.

Cas got on top of Dean and crashed his lips into Dean's. He grabbed Dean's dick and tugged and thumbed over his slit. It was already leaking precum.

As Cas jerked Dean off Dean sucked Cas's fingers. "Fuck, Cas you're killing me."

Cas smiled and took the fingers Dean was getting nice a wet and stuck one in Dean's nice and tight hole then squeezed a second one in. He pushed in and pulled out of Dean's entrance. Moans escaped Dean's lips. He grabbed his dick and jerked at the same rhythm of Cas's finger. "You like that, baby?"

"More, Cas, I need more. I'm ready, baby."

Cas spit into his hand and coated his dick in it and got it nice and lubed up. He guided his hard muscle up to Dean's entrance. Then pushed inward. "I love you, Dean."

"I love you, too, Cas." Dean moaned.

"Dean, I'm not going to last much longer." Cas said as he got into a nice fast rhythm.

"Neither am I." Dean tensed up almost at his climax.

"Come for me, honey. Come for me."

"I want you to come inside me, baby. I want you to fill me up."

"I want to come inside you."

"Cas…" Dean moaned before Cas slammed his lips in Dean's and come hit Cas's chest and puddled on Dean's stomach.

"I'm gonna come, Dean."

"Do it, Cas. Fill me up." Dean said before he felt the come exploded inside him. Once Cas was over his own climax and still running on the orgasm high, pulled out and leaned down and licked the come off Dean's stomach. Dean sat up and grabbed Cas's face and kissed and letting his tongue snake into Cas's mouth tasting his own come in his mouth.

Once one of them pulled away and Dean just stared into Cas's stunning crystal blue eyes as Cas stared into Dean's breathtaking emerald green eyes. "I love you so much, Dean Michael Winchester."

"I love you too, Castiel Novak Winchester."