It's now Tuesday and time to shoot Smackdown. I have a match against Aksana and plan to kick her ass and then cut a promo on AJ.
Tonight Dean comes out with me,that ought to give people something to talk about. Dean stays out to the side of the ring while I stand in the middle of the squared circle,waiting for that Lithuanian slut to come out.
Our match gets going and you could audibly hear Dean shouting orders at me and cheering me on. Aksana definitely put up a good fight but she was distracted for a second and I was able to position her for a headlock driver. The crowd is equal parts booing me and cheering me. They still don't know how to feel about me yet. I was an instant face when I started and now I've joined the heel group to end all heel groups. Aksana rolls out of the ring and limps to the back. I sit in the middle of the ring Indian style like CM Punk did on the ramp during his notorious pipebomb and Dean brings me a mike and rolls back out to watch me and listen. I catch my breath before bringing the mike up and speaking. I hope watching all of Dean's old Moxley promos pays off.
''AJ Lee. There are a lot of things I wanna say about you but this is a family program and I don't want Vince mad at me for cursing. So I'll start off by saying this. You've been a hell of a champion. There 's no denying that. You use that handy little submission move of yours to get your opponents to tap out. Now,I've never been in the Black Widow before and I'm sure it's painful but I want you to know that I will not tap out. When there's something I want I don't let anything stop me from getting it and I want that belt. I will do anything it takes to get it. You say that the other Divas couldn't even lace up your Chuck Taylors well I'm gonna tell you right now that I'm not like any of the other Divas. I'm not scared of pain and ya know what?I'm not scared of blood either. I like it when it hurts just a little bit because it makes me feel alive. And AJ,you and me both are gonna feel more alive than we've ever felt before this Sunday in New York at Wrestlemania.''
I look into the camera and give a sideways devious smile and roll out of the ring. The audience is quiter than usual as Dean escorts me back to the skybox.
I stand in front of all three men who are speechless.
''Well...?What did y'all think?''
Roman answered first. ''All I can say is I would not want to be AJ come this Sunday.''
''Me either. You 're gonna be awesome this Sunday.''Seth said.
''Thanks guys.''I smile. ''Dean what did you think?''
''I think that that promo was amazing. You were emotionless,cold,almost sociopathic. I'm so proud.''He smiled and gave me a hug.
''Thanks baby.''
Roman turned on the monitor just in time to hear Michael Cole talking about what I'd just said.
''I think that pipebomb will go down in history as one of the best right up there with CM Punk's famous pipebomb a few years back. I think Jane Moxley is just getting started.''
''It really was good wasn't it?''I ask,kind of proud of myself. I hadn't written or practiced it,I just said what came to mind. I did learn from the best.
The guys just nodded their heads and smiled.
Later I accompanied Dean to the ring for his singles match against Dolph Ziggler. When we came down we were holding hands,letting the Universe know we were close. We figured we ought to prep them because on Sunday we probably won't be able to hold back from kissing each other.
This match had happened several times before and Dean was ready for the dropkicks and sleeper holds he was going to receive. Dolph delievered a Fame-Ass-er but Dean kicked out and when Dolph wasn't paying attention he rolled him up for the win. I hop into the ring and hand Dean his belt and lift his arm up. I also give him a quick peck on the cheek. We were about to leave when AJ's music comes on and she skips down to the ring. Dean looks at me and I nod and he gets out of the ring and waits. AJ gets in the ring,mike hand. I stand there with my arms crossed,waiting to hear what the psycho bitch has to say.
''Hello Jane. I heard what you had to say about me on Raw this Monday. I want you to know that I'm not scared of you. I am going to kick your fat butt all the way back to whatever hick town you came from.''
I scoffed and motioned for a mike.
''AJ I wasn't lying when I said I wasn't afraid of pain or blood. If I have to make you bleed so I can win that belt well then by God I'm going to do it.''
She looked like she was about to attack me when Stephanie came out.
''Ladies,ladies,calm down. Listening to you two talk I've made a decision. This Sunday at Wrestlermania there will be the first ever no disqualification match for the Divas Championship.''She smiled and walked back backstage.
I smiled at AJ,happy at the new stipulation. She however,looked scared.
''AJ,if it comes down to it your Divas Championship reign is going to go down in a ridiculous bloody blaze of glory.''I say and smile and hop out. Dean smirks at AJ and puts his hand on the small of my back and leads me back up through the crowd.