Chapter 2 Pay Up!

Everyone shifted their eyes between Samus and the purple guy, who had also stood and aimed at the blue guy, and the blue guy himself. This was confusing, alright. Yet someone had the guts to ask a question.

"Beep Beep(What's the hell is going on?)", asked Mr. Game & Watch.

"Sylux, put your hands behind your back. Your under arrest.", said the purple guy.

"Nice try Noxus, but I've been pardoned. I've got the papers right here." Sylux slowly took moved his arm to his side, pressed a button on his Power Suit, and a small compartment opened up on his waist, and he slowly proceeded to take papers out of it. He slowly walked forward, hands in the air, and handed the papers to Samus.

Studying the papers for a while, still aiming her blaster at the blue fiend, she finally lowered her blaster. "I. DON'T. BELIEVE. IT. I. CAN'T. BELIEVE. IT."

"Believe it Sammy.", said Sylux. "While you were gone, I saved the Federation Council from assassination, preventing a war. Now I'm a praised hero, a forgiven fiend, a Federation Bounty Hunter, AND a Smasher!"

Noxus had taken the papers. "There genuine, Samus."

"Good. Now that that's settled, I'll take my seat." Sylux proceded to the left of the room, sitting next to Wolf.

The whole class was silent for a long time, with Wario staring down Knuckle Joe, Fox and Wolf staring down Peach and Daisy, Samus and Noxus staring down Sylux, Luigi staring down CF, Meta staring down Bio, Lucario staring down Bisharp, and everyone else silently doing whatever. Finally, the bell rang and a young blonde woman walked into the class with a checklist. "Good morning everyone. I'm miss Summer, your home room teacher. Before we get started, I need to go over some things. First, I'm not a military officer, so I don't respond to ma'am. Second, the seats you are sitting in are your seats for the year unless I say otherwise. I need to make a seating map on the board so be patient and when I call your name, please respond with 'here' or 'present'. She soon drew up a map of squares in a seven by seven style, with two desks at the back behind the second and fifth desks in the last row.

"Mario."

"Here."

"Luigi."

"Here."

That went on until she got to the seventeenth name on the list.

"Kirby."

No reply.

"Where's Kirby?", she asked.

Knuckle Joe raised his hand.

"Yes, uh, Knuckle Joe.", she said.

"Last time I saw him he was on the roof."

"What was he doing up there?", Miss Summer asked, not worried in the slightest.

"Napping. I gave him a slap and told him to be here before the bell and not to go back to-"

He stopped talking when a happy-go-lucky voice chanting "Poyo" could be heard coming closer. Knuckle Joe winked at MK, and the next thing he knew, Kirby skipped through the door, wearing an explorer hat and a camping backpack, which was full of food. He walked up to the teacher, pulled an apple out of his backpack, and handed it to her with a big old smile.

"Why thank you Kirby. Please, have a seat in the desk in the middle.", she pointed to the desk at centre room, which was the only one left. Speaking of left, that desk was to the left of Meta, with the reserved sign on it. Kirby skipped happily to the desk and jumped up, landing on his chair(which was way to low). Suddenly, every girl in the room was staring at Kirby like he was a baby seal. "Well, I can see that many of you are unfit for the desks and chairs the school has to offer. Don't worry, I'll fix it by tomorrow. Now, back to roll call. Meta Knight."

"Here."

Once that was done, the teacher showed the board to the class. It was carefully organized in a grid system, with letters running the width and numbers running the length. It was a "7 by H", as the teacher called it, and it was a 7 by 7 square with two desks at the back behind 2g and 5g. On each desk was a name or set of initials representing who sat where.

7
A Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi Red Snake Noxus

B Peach Zelda Daisy Yoshi Lucario Gallade Bisharp

C T.L. Gannondorf Link Pikachu Jigglypuff Roy Ike

D C.F. R.O.B. Bio Kirby Meta Knight Marth Olimar

E Nana Popo Dedede Blaze Knuckle Joe Ness Lucas

F Krystal Fox Falco Sonic Tails D.K. Diddy

G Sylux Wolf Samus Amy Knuckles Bowser .

H Pit Mr. G. & W.

"Now that that's done, I've some news.", said Miss Summer. "The school was heavily remodeled, as I'm sure some of you know. Therefore, Headmaster Hand has decided today will be a free day so you can all get acquainted and familiarize your self with your surroundings. You also should go rent your dorms, pick up your books, etc. And with that, please excuse me. Class dismissed." After that, she walked out of the room. No sooner did the door close that every girl jumped from their seat at a certain pink puff-ball. Blaze, being closest, grabbed him first.

"He's sooo adorable!", Amy screamed.

"I've gotta hold him!", said Peach.

"Back off! I got him first, damn it!", hissed Blaze.

With all nine girls trying to take Kirby from each other, all the male veterans, excluding those from Popstar, starting moaning.

"Mamma Mia! My money! Down the drain!", Mario said.

"No *censured* fair! He dressed up!" Screamed Ness.

Dedede was jumping up and down. "We're rich!", he said.

With that, all the girls stopped tugging, much to Kirby's relief. "What's the hell do you mean?", asked Zelda.

"The Secret Bet! You girls cost us vets everything!", screamed Toon Link.

Okay, this needs to be explained. Ever since the first year of school, all the guy's would meet at Mario's house and make a bet revolving around the girls one week before the school year. Two years ago, the bet was 'who can get a girl to kiss him first'. Kirby won and everyone had to fork over 500 of their 3000 credits they got for the school year. Credits, being the currency in Smash Universe, were obviously a big deal. It took 200 credits to rent a one-person dorm for a month, so everyone had to pay 2k a school year. The rest could feed you for a few months, afterwards you had to get a part-time job. Last year, the contest was 'who can get a hug from every girl first'. Kirby won. This year, the bet was a two-sided thing. 'Will every girl, including newbies, at least try to hug Kirby before the first day of school ended?' The stakes had been doubled to 1000 credits this year, and everyone who wasn't from Popstar had lost. Now Kirby and them would take all the cash, put it in a treasury instead of dividing it up like everyone else would, and live like kings.

"Pay up!", said Knuckle Joe. Back came a question:

"Hey! Who told the newbie about the bet!", screamed Wario.

"The rules are 'don't tell the girls', not 'don't tell the newbies'", said Dedede.

"Grrreat", said R.O.B., who was already handing the money to Kirby. Kirby took his hat off and held it upside-down in front of himself. R.O.B. got the hint. He also got the outfit. It was the same one Kirby had worn on the Great Cave offensive, when he struck it rich. Now he struck it rich again. Damn.

As guy after guy put the money in the hat, the girls were all steaming. "Mario told me he wouldn't *censored* bet on me anymore.", said Peach.

"Think that's a breach of trust? I made Link take an Din-damn oath!", said Zelda.

Sonic was the last one to put money in the hat. Without turning around, he said "Tails, I haven't forgotten. You've got a thirty second head start."

Tails immediately bolted out the door, screaming in terror. "Five, six, THIRTY!", Sonic screamed and bolted after him.

Everyone looked at Amy, expecting her to chase him. "What? It's my first day. I have to let SOMETHING slip."

END P.S. I OWN NOTHING!