Smash Institute

by Kirby'sSquire

The Smashers are back...sorta. After the whole Tabuu thing, every Brawler was "drafted" into a Special Military Operations school, with drills and math and...yeah. So, after four years, they learn that the roster is increasing to 50! Not everyone is welcome, however, and the school is soon filled with chaos. And yet, before they know it, several age old enemies appear...

6. Chapter 5 and a Half

Intermission 1

Me: "Hello, I'm Kirby's Squire (not that anyone cares) and due to exams, I have been studying my ass off. So, this is a bit of a different chapter where I will interview Nintendos top 5 heros briefly. Now, please welcome number 5, Samus Aran!" *applause as Samus walks in and sits down*

Me: "Miss Aran, you once said that "He's the only one who got away from me!", he being Sylux, I presume?"

Samus: "Yes, that's right."

Me: "So, I need to know, what did you mean by that?"

Samus: "Uh, it all started when Sylux killed a major colony in the federation by diverting a river, causing sever flooding that killed most of the residents. This was the start of a trend, and he, uh, I mean, IT became wanted. Long story short, I was ordered to catch it, being the greatest bounty hunter ever, and it ended up catching me, locked me up, and escaped. It sucked, that's for sure..."

Me: "Sounds like it did. And speaking of suck, everyone please welcome number 4, Kirby!" *applause as Kirby falls onto the seat from who knows where*

Me: "Uh...great entrance, boss. Now, how do you and the others plan on getting the block-duplicator thing from Mario?"

Kirby: "Poyo, poyo poyo poyo, po-poyo, poyo-yo poyo, poyo poyo."

Me: "Mm-hm, mm-hm, go on."

Kirby: "Poyo, poyo-yo, po-poyo po, poyo-yo-poyo, pooooooooyo!"

Me: "Ah, interesting strategy."

Samus: "...You're kidding, right? No one here but you can understand 'Poyo'" *Kirby smacks Samus upside the head with his hammer* "Ouch! What the hell?!"

Me: "Well, you didn't have to insult his mother. I'm bored with this, so here's Link!" *applause as Link doesn't appear* *I pop open cell* "Uh, hey, Link, WTF? Get in here...You're kidding me, right? Stage fright? Ugh...you really suck. And to think I wanted to give you you're own loose story like Sonic and Kirby." *Hangs up* "Interview canceled on account of bock-bock. So, here's Pikachu!" *applause as Pikachu walks in*

Me: "Mr., uh, Chu...? I have to know, what happened to Pichu?"

Pikachu: "Pika, pika pika pi, pi pikachu, chuuu..."

Me: "...sad. Now, here's Mario!" *you know the drill*

Mario: "Thanks-a for having me here!"

Me: "Ya ya, where does your money go? Y'know, the coins?"

Mario: "Peach usually borrows it, for some-a reason, and that is why I have-a to live with my brother in a shack."

Me: "...Well, I know what I'm asking a certain princess next time I decide to do this. So long!" *applause as the screen turns black*

End

P.S. I OWN NOTHING!