HI GUYS! LOOK, I'M SORRY. OKAY? OKAY. COMPUTER HAS BEEN IN THE SHOP, INTERNET HAS BEEN SCREWY, AND MY HAND HAS BEEN SPRAINED. I TAKE FULL BLAME. BUT, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I HAVE THOUGHT OF SO MANY FUNNY IDEAS TO PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY SCAR ALL 50 SMASHERS! SO, ONCE AGAIN...
MARIO: HERE WE GO!
Chapter 6 assessment Week part 2
SOMEPLACE DARK:
"This is getting old, egg face! How much longer must we wait?", asked Darkrai.
"Be patient, shadow brain. We need to see what we're up against.", said Eggman, who was writing something down. "Now,", he said as he stood up and tucked the paper away,"I must go out for a while. If you'll excuse me..." He walked through the dark arch and disappeared.
"What was the paper the man-egg had?", inquired a green figure. A strange voice gave the response.
"A check."
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The Dorms:
"AGH! CHARLIE HORSE, CHARLIE HORSE!", screamed Toon Link as he fell onto the floor in his pajamas.
"Hey, Toonie, our horse's name is Epona!", said Link, who had just been woken by the screaming and was groggy.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU IDIOT!" Toon Link was trying to stand up, but it hurt to much and he fell back on his face and began rolling around. There was a knock on the door.
"Guys, you okay in there?" It was Zelda.
"STAND BACK, ZELDA!" The voice scared Link right off the bed, and he landed on Toonie's leg. At the same time, Zelda screamed and the door blew up. "SYLUX, HANDS
UP!" Of course.
"Samus, what the *censured*?!", screamed Peach.
Now everyone was pouring into the hall. Once they saw what Samus had done, they all fell completely silent. Samus looked around and saw Sylux. "Hey, Sammy, if it will get you to stop bombing the places we all have to live in, I DO SLEEP!" Sylux, for once, was mad. "THERE, OKAY, I'M A DIURNAL CREATURE! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, OPEN UP YOUR DATA BANKS, AND ONCE AGAIN TRY TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!" And with that, it stormed off, and the crowd dissolved, leaving Samus at the mercy of Peach and Zelda.
"Miss Aran,", began Peach, "can we talk to you for a moment?" Peach pointed to their dorm. Samus swallowed hard, and the two walked in, leaving Zelda standing in front of the Links.
"...So, you guys are gonna pay for the repairs, right?", asked Toonie, who couldn't feel his leg. At all. Zelda stared for a while, then walked off giggling.
"...So what's this about a horse?", asked the oh so mighty hero of time.
"GET OFF ME!"
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At the Popstar Embassy:
"So, here's the plan to get the block-copy thing back. First, we-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we in a group huddle, Knuckle Joe?", asked Bio Spark.
"Dramatic effect.", said the fighter.
"Okay, first of all, that's lame.", said MK. "Second, it was your first idea that got us into this mess." The group huddle broke up.
"Okay, what do you suggest, Meta?"
"Nothing."
"Oh, well if that's WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING?!"
"Kirby is the only one of us that can get close to Mario this week, and we only have this week. If we have to trust someone-" Meta sighed. "We have to trust him.", he said, pointing to Kirby, who was attempting to take a bite out of a tree trunk.
Dedede walked over. "Kirby, get off of there!", he said, and tried to yank the little pink...thingy of the trunk. No good. Didn't work. Knuckle Joe walked over too and grabbed Kirby's left arm and pulled. The arm let go, but Kirby has two arms, incase you didn't know. Joe let go of the arm and grabbed the other one, with DDD still tugging at his feet. Joe pulled, and pulled, and...presto!
"YES!", Joe screamed, then turned to see Kirby's left arm on the tree again. He facepalmed, but in doing so let go of the right arm, and it grabbed the tree again.
"AAARGH! Meta, help me out, would ya?" Against his better judgement, Meta Knight walked over to help separate Kirby from his food. Bio Spark also tried to help by
hitting Kirby over the head with rocks. It didn't work, and the three tuggers fell backwards and landed in a heap. Meta leapt up.
"C'mon, Kirby! We gotta get to school soon!" Kirby made a disapproving gurgling sound. "Ugh...come on, guys. one last tug." Meta grabbed the right arm, Joe the left, and Dedede the legs. Bio Spark backed up. "ONE, TWO...THREE!" They gave one last pull, with all their might, then they heard the sound of wood snapping. "Oh jeez..." The tree toppled, flattening the five unlucky beings in an instant.
Just then, a voice could be heard. "Hey, guys! You won't believe what happened at the do-" Tac stopped. They weren't there. It was just a toppled tree. "Huh,
guess they already left." And with that, he left, completely oblivious to the muffled cries for help coming from under the tree.
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Classroom
"Everyone, do you know where to go?", asked Ms. Summer. Everyone nodded. "Okay, day two, commence!" Most walked out of the room, leaving just Toon Link, Meta, and Kirby. "What's wrong, you three?" Toon Link tried to stand, but fell on his face. "...Toon Link, uh, are you okay dear?"
"Yes ma'am. I'll just drag myself there..." And he did, without even lifting his face off the floor.
"...Okay...and you two?"
"Oh, I just needed to tell Kirby something, that's all."
"Very well.", she said and walked out. When she did, MK peered outside the door and looked to both sides.
"Okay, Kirby,", he began as he turned to look the puff-ball in the face, "do you remember what you have to do?"
"POYO!", Kirby said snapping a salute.
"Good! Remember, Mario is obsessed with his hat. You will need to use stealth to get close, then jump him with brute force to rip his hat off! It's glued on, so don't hold back! Now let's go out there and get that block copy thing so that I'll buy you a mini fridge!"
"POYO!" Then they walked out, with Kirby closing the door.
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Group 1
"What the heck?!", screamed Daisy as she received a blow to the face from the dummy's retaliation punch. She had got the thing to 5000%, but now it was fighting back!
"They're aiming with punches! Go for low blows!", screamed Blaze, who also had her dummy up to 5000%. She started clawing at her targets legs, but soon received a kick to the face.
The other Smashers were also having some trouble by this point, but none more than Mario, who was seemingly distracted.
"Hey Mario, you alright?", asked Fox who was dealing out his rapid kick.
"My-a mustache! It's-a tingling! Someone is going to steal my hat!", screamed Mario. Now he wasn't even fighting back, just dodging while scanning the area. Then, from nowhere, Kirby landed on his head and tried to rip his hat off. It failed. The glue was to strong for a quick attack. He needed to get a good grip, but..."Mamma mia! Get off-a me you pink parasite!" He tugged at the Star Warrior, who was eventually pulled free and thrown on the ground. Mario ran. Kirby gave pursuit."Go away-a!" Kirby knew he couldn't get the hat off while Mario was conscious, and Mario knew that whatever Kirby had his mind set on, he would pursue until cake was served within 10,000 light-years. Both knew what had to be done...
They came screeching to a stop. "Al-a-right you blob of bubble gum!", Mario said, turning around. "You-a ready for this?!"
"PO-YO!"
"Alright-a then..."
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Announcer: Choose your characters!
Krystal: Uhh...what's going on? Where are we?
Ness: Oh, this? This is some sort of stupid gag the author thought of.
Announcer: Mario! Kirby!
Me: Of course it's stupid! Stupid is funny! Patrick Star, Cosmo, Homer Simpson, Stan Smith, Call of Duty, Quebec independence, it's funny!
Announcer: 3...2...1...Brawl!
Mario: Hoo!
Kirby: Hu-ah! Ya-hey!
Mario: Oof!
Me: Okay, I need to work on this...
Three minutes later...
CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Mario: NOOOOO!
*bubbling sound effect...spices being added...bubbling again...*
SPLASH!
Waooooooooooooo!
Shing
Announcer: Game! This games winner is...Kirby!
Music thing: Duna-duna-duna-na-na-na, duna duna dunaaa-A!
Me: Ya I really gotta work on this...
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Group 1
Mario was on the ground unconscious, and Kirby was tugging at his cap. Everyone just looked around, shocked at the destruction. Kirby had destroyed all the dummies! Kirby pulled on the hat until...RIP! Out fell a magical looking square thing as Kirby tore Mario's hat of his head! Unfortunately, something else came off with the hat...
"OH MY GOD!", screamed Gallade. "Kirby! You just ripped out Mario's hair!" Kirby didn't seem to mind. Instead, he lifted the block copy gizmo over his head and smiled.
"You got the square thing!", said Pit, trying-and succeeding-to provoke a response.
"THAT'S MY POSE YOU IDIOT!", shouted Link at the pink puff-ball. Kirby ran away and disappeared behind a corner.
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Lunchroom: 12:00 p.m.
"And then he ran away and we haven't seen him since!", exclaimed Krystal.
"Well, how's Mario doing?", asked Peach as she bit into her peach. No pun intended, BTW.
"Other than the severe head trauma, ripped triceps, and baldness, he's just peachy.", said R.O.B. Just then, Roy came over.
"Hey Peachy, sorry to hear about your boyfriend. You wanna go out?"
"Keep walking."
"Yes ma'am." As he shuffled away, he and R.O.B. locked eyes.
"Oh, uh, h-hey Robby...", stuttered the swordsmen.
"G-g-go away...", the robot replied. He did so.
"Uh...Robby? What was that about?", asked Krystal.
"J-just go away..." Then he fell into the robot equivalent of the fetal position. *NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE!*
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4:00 p.m.
Peach was alone in her room, brushing her hair when a low moan could be heard. "Hello?", she said aloud. *RULE #1. DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THE GHOST*
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Peach!"
"EEP!"
"Peach! I am the ghost of your mother!"
"My mom isn't dead!"
"...I said your grand mother!"
"She isn't dead either!"
"Okay, I'm the ghost of the frosting on your last birthday cake! Just shut up and listen!"
"Okay."
"If you want Mario to recover, you must film yourself doing the Macareena!"
"That sounds boring. Can't I do the Electric Slide instead?
"Uh...sure?"
"Yay!"
As she started to dance (without the camera) Tac watched the whole thing through the vent. "That's it. I'm sticking to people on the list from now on."
END
P.S. I OWN NOTHING!