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Chapter 8 Assessment Week part 4
IN A DARK PLACE:
"So, Robotnik, has fortress 2 been established?"
"It should be complete by tomorrow, X."
"Good. Now, is the data file complete?"
"Far from it, but I should have a preliminary done by tomorrow night."
"Very well. I want a full attendance of admins here at that time so you can brief us. Meeting adjourned."
"At last...the plan moves forward.", said Darkrai.
"Yes, I know how you feel Darkrai. Now, I need to check EggSpy 34..." Eggman entered a code on his villainous tablet-looking device, and Sonic with his head on fire appeared on screen.
"Putitoutputitoutputitoutputitoutputitout!", he screamed while running around in circles.
"I'll save you, Sonic!", screamed Roy, who ran on screen and began to beat him on the head with a rubber chicken, which, astonishingly, worked.
"Hoo...oh man...", Sonic panted as he sat on the ground. Roy plopped down beside him, panting heavily. THEN BOTH THEIR HEADS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED! *Screw you!*
"AHHHH!", they both screamed, then began to run around in circles.
"THIS is your nemesis?! HAHAHAHA!"
"Shut it, shadows-for-brains."
In the S.M.A.S.H. Institute basement:
Group 1 was cowering in a corner, staring at the big curtain in front of them. What sick horrors lurked behind that massive piece of black canvas?
"Crazy, throw the switch!", ordered Master Hand. Crazy was in a sort of hunch-back pose, and was giggling. MENACINGLY!
"YeS, mAsTeR..." Crazy then ripped the switch off the wall and chucked it at Mario, who received it to the face and blacked out.
"...lucky...", mumbled Link. Masterhand sighed.
"I hate my brother...Crazy! Stop juggling cinderblocks!"
"YeS, mAsTeR..." Crazy chucked the cinder blocks at DK, Pit, and Gallade, with the result of unconsciousness.
"OH COME ON!", screamed Link. "I DON'T WANT TO BE CONSCIOUS FOR THIS! WHY CAN'T I BE KNOCKED OUT?"
"Because of the author's preferences."
"Whaa...?"
"You see, it-Crazy, stop using the unconscious students as dolls for a tea party!"
"UgH...yEs, MaStEr..." He threw the Smashers at Kirby, who was to busy poking Pikachu with a stick to notice. BAM! Or rather...uh...Fwomp? Yeah, fwomp, let's go with fwomp.
"What the hell?!", screamed Link.
"That's it. Crazy, push the big bloody button!"
"Uh...don't you mean red button?", stuttered Krystal.
"No. Mwuhahahaha!" Crazy pushed the big, blood-stained button. There was a violent crack of electricity as the room seemed to come to life, and heavy machinery could be heard behind the vast curtain, which was starting to raise. The Smashers (or at least the conscious ones) watched in terror as a torture machine so big, so intimidating, and so bloody appeared that I lost conscious imagining what it would look like! "It's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE! And it could use a good scrub..."
"THIS is what that door frame replaced?!", cried Daisy.
"Yep.", replied Master Hand, who seemed to be admiring it like a Van Gogh. "Man, I feel sorry for whatever chumps don't get to see this before they die, or at least get a description of it by an inspiring and good-looking author. *No raises.* *Damn it...*
"So...I vote Link to go first.", said Krystal.
"I second that vote!", said I.
"YOU ALL CAN BURN IN HELL!", screamed Link as Crazy picked him up and threw him in the black hole.
The dorms, after school...
Thirteen. THIR-FREAKING-TEEN. That's how many there were. THIRTEEN MOTHER *censured* FULL-BODY CASTS! EVEN R.O.B. HAD ONE! Bisharp was dragging Gallade and Pikachu into their rooms. "You guys are idiots."
"Hey, at least I wasn't conscious enough to argue my rights!", said Gallade.
"Pika Pi!"
"Ugh!" Bisharp just threw them into a corner. "Why did you drag me into this?"
"Pi?"
"Oh, come on! It's Smash Bros, it's awesome!", said Gallade.
"No, a Boufalant heard with broken legs is awesome. Route 10's music is awesome. Kirby's Squire is awesome! *NO RAISES.* *Ugh...* THIS is just a load of crap!"
"C'mon man, just wait for the weekend. I heard there's an awesome steakhouse down at the beach."
"I'm a hunter. I don't do restaurants. So, yeah, have fun." Bisharp hopped into his bed. "Stupid Smash Bros..."
"Stupid Elf!", came a voice from outside.
"What the...?" Bisharp got up and opened the door to a strange sight. Mario and Link were trying to fight in full body casts. Popo was taking bets.
"Right here people! Odds are 3-1 in Mario's favour! Pick your side! Place your bets!"
"Bro, what the hell are you doing?", asked Nana.
"I've found my calling! Gambling!"
"Right, because the whole bet thing really worked out on Monday..."
"No, you stupid idiot! Casino and race track gambling! Except I'm the one behind the counter cheating!"
"What?", asked Red, who was holding a betting slip.
"Nothing!"
"Wait, how does Red have money?", asked Blaze. Everyone stopped.
"Hey, yeah! You should be broke like the rest of us!", snarled Bowser.
"You really wanna know?", asked Red in a cocky voice. "My Pokemon, Shiek, and Zero Suit Samus all get their own student beginner money!"
"WHAT?" Zelda and Samus started backing into their room.
"Yeah, Masterhand thinks it's a good idea. So, I've got cash!"
"PIKAAAA..."
"He's right behind me, isn't he?", Red asked.
"Nope, he's still in his room.", Gannon said. Red turned around and saw Pikachu glowing with a reddish-purple aura.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! VOLT TACKLE!", screamed Red as he dashed for the door.
"CHUUUUUUUUUU!"
Popstar Embassy:
"How is Kirby in a cast?! He doesn't even have bones!", screamed Knuckle Joe.
"I think he just wanted to fit in...right Kirby?", MK asked.
"POYO!"
"Well, let's get you out of that..." MK swung Galaxia in the blink of an eye, and the cast fell apart into confetti.
"Hey guys...can I stop?" It was Tac, who had been making steel blocks all the doo-da day.
"Yeah, sure.", said Bio Spark. Tac fell over backwards.
"Well, I think we've got enough blocks.", said Dedede.
"Great, we'll start tomorrow after school.", said MK. "Man, I'm tired...I didn't even do much today."
"Yeah.", began Dedede. "I think I could go for a...a...zzzz..." Everyone but Tac fell over and started dozing.
"Guys?" Tac went over to Bio Spark and nudged him. Bio Spark was a notoriously light sleeper, yet he didn't stir. He went over to Dedede. And then to MK. "What's going on?", Tac asked himself nervously.
Back at the dorms:
Everyone was asleep. All forty-five of them. They lay where ever they had dropped. Reds Pokémon were asleep. So were the Pikmen. Rob was powered down.
A music box on Peach's dresser was playing.
'Sweet little angel, sleep tonight...
Close your eyes and out with the light...
Your dreams no longer have delight...
INSTEAD THEY ARE CURSED AND FULL OF FRIGHT! GWAHAHAHAHAAA!'
END...? P.S. I OWN NOTHING!
Uh-oh. What the hell is going on? Will tomorrow's chapter cover it all? Will everyone wake up for the final day of Assessment week?
WILL BISHARP ESCAPE THE WORLD OF TROPHIES?!
STAY TUNED!