Me: NOOOOOOO!
Bowser: What's wrong with you?
Me: My Brawl disc is broken! IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE!
Yoshi: What happened to it?
Me: It got a scratch!
Yoshi: That's it? One scratch?
Me: Yes but as you can see *holds up disk* my brother carved this scratch in the form of his name in cursive...with a steak knife!
Yoshi: Geez...why?
Me: I won't let him use my file in Mario Party 8 so he can be Hammer Bro.
Hammer Bro: Yo yo!
Me: Well, on with the story...*sniff*...
Final Smash! Part 2
The dorms...
"EEEEK!", screeched Peach. Zelda fell out of bed, startled by the sudden wake-up call. Peach had just woken up when she saw something...
Samus burst through the door, fully charged Power Beam ready. "Is Sylux attacking?!"
"No! I woke up and a big mouse was trying to take my crown!" Samus powered down.
"There's no mice in this building, Peach." Zelda said. "If their were, Snake would have eat-"
"EEEEK!", Peach screeched again.
"What now?", asked Samus.
"Don't say his name! He'll think it's an invite and come into our room! That guy is creepy!"
"Oh please, it's not like he'd show up in our beds."
"I-I guess you're right...but where'd that mouse come from...?"
"You must have just had a bad dream. C'mon, it's seven, let's get ready for school."
"Okay." Zelda and Peach began undressing, unaware of a cardboard box under Samus's bed. Sticking out of a hole in the side was a tiny camera on a wire.
'That's right, my pretties, show me your bodies...'
Meanwhile, in Marth's room...
"Marth...oh Maaaarth..." Marth slowly opened his eyes to Roy laying right beside him, faces two inches away. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeey pretty boy..."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Roy fell out of bed laughing his ass off. "Roy! What are you-" He turned and saw Ike filming him. And laughing. "What the HELL is going on?!"
"I-I'm s-sorry, man!", Ike half laughed as he stopped recording. "I promised Roy a tenth of whatever credits I earn if he did that!"
"You...! Delete that! NOW!"
"Okay..." Ike pressed a button labeled 'scrap' on the side of the camera. Marth was satisfied. He climbed out of bed, stomped on Roy's face, and went into the bathroom. Roy slowly got up and wiped the blood from his nose.
"You labeled the save button scrap?", Roy asked.
"Yep."
"So...we've got it?"
"Does Link fear chickens?" They fist bumped.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The scream very clearly came from the bathroom.
"You didn't?", asked Ike. Marth burst out from the bathroom...with green hair!
"Which one of you did this?!" Ike pointed at Roy, and Roy pointed at his own right hand. "I'm gonna kill you!"
Now Pit's room...
"H-h-h-e-e-e-y-y-y g-g-g-u-u-u-y-y-y-s-s-s c-c-c-a-a-a-n-n-nI-I-I t-t-t-u-u-u-r-r-r-n-n-n u-u-u-p-p-p t-t-t-h-h-h-e-e-e h-h-h-e-e-e-a-a-a-t-t-t?", Pit asked with chattering teeth. He had roomed with the Ice Climbers, but, for whatever reason, Nana and Popo felt the need to crank the AC up last night. The place was literally frozen, with ice covering the floor, walls, pillows, and, worst of all, the doorknob. Pit couldn't get out!
"You live a hundred thousand feet above sea level. You can take this, surely.", Nana said as she stood up on her bed, fully dressed.
"Yeah, you can take this. We're only around -200 degrees celsius.", said Popo. Pit fell over and turned into an ice sculpture. "Light weight." He jumped down off his bed and tapped Pit's face. "What should we do?", asked Popo.
"We've got time to spare. Let's set up a hockey rink or some sort of pinball machine. In fact, we could use Pit as the ball!"
"Great thinking!" They high-fived. Then Nana hit Pit over his head with her hammer. The ice shattered.
"We're gonna use you as a pinball, okay?", asked Nana.
"N-n-n-o-o-o i-i-i-t-t-t-" He froze solid again.
"We'll take that as a yes."
And lastly, Mario's room...
"Luigi! Wake-a up!", said Mario as he shook Luigi like a leaf.
"Cut it out! You're gonna break=a my spine!" Mario let go and Luigi hit the wall.
"My-a hair's all back!" He took off his hat and showed a full head of smooth, shiny hair.
"How?", asked Luigi as he stared in disbelief.
"That's-a the *Last name withheld* family genes! Hair, hair, hair!" *His last name isn't Mario. That's just fan based assumption.*
"Fwaaaah...", yawned Yoshi as he got up. "Nice hair Mario...", he said.
"You...aren't=a suprised?", asked Luigi.
"Nah. I've seen him lose his hair before. Wario shaved him in his sleep. That was a good day..."
"Yeah, well, Wario can suck it. That fat assed little son of a bitch..." Mario looked at the time. "It's-a seven. I'm-a gonna take my shower." He walked into the bathroom.
"Man, those two sure do=a hate each other...", said Luigi.
"Yeah, well, I'm just glad he doesn't see through my lie.", Yoshi responded.
"What?"
"I was the one who shaved him in his sleep." Yoshi grinned. "Ain't I a stinker?"
Popstar embassy, 1 hour later...
"I'm not giving Bisharp hunting rights!", screamed DDD.
"My name is on the lease too.", said Bio Spark. Meta intervened.
"You guys, we gotta get going. And besides, Sparky does have a point."
"Thanks, couz!", said Bio Spark.
"We're not related. Now where's Kirby..."
"He's in that hollow tree and refuses to come out.", said Joe.
"You've got to be...Kirby! Get out of there!"
"Poyo!", he said angrily.
"I'm getting tired of your demands, Kirby! You can't use my sword to make steak! You can just eat it whole, anyways!"
"Poyo!"
"Why do you need it now?! There's no steak anywhere around here!"
"POYO!"
"Grrr...y'know what? I'm out!" Meta flew up through the canopy and towards the school.
"...poyo...", wined Kirby. He popped out of the hole in the tree.
"You're an idiot...", complained Dedede. Kirby just walked away.
"Why doesn't he just he just eat it whole, anyways?", asked Joe. "He doesn't have any teeth."
"Not even jaws.", said Bio. "Let's just go." They started to walk. "So, what's your Final Smash gonna be, Joe?"
"Not telling you. Where did you go last night?" Bio Spark got nervous.
"M-me? Uh...uh...t-to see HeadMaster Hand...w-why?"
"Well, you were gone for a while."
"H-he j-just...n-needed some info...t-that's all!"
"What'd he ask? Remember the fourth rule of Ninjas...", Joe said with a smirk. *It's 'Ninjas only lie to enemies', btw*
Bio Spark swallowed hard. No way out...
"MasterHand finds you disruptive...s-so...he wanted me to...recommend a..." He mumbled the last part.
"A what?", asked Joe. Response: louder mumble. Joe gave him a glare.
"...A one-on-one..."
"Heh, is that all? That's nothing! Who'd ya recommend?"
"The only person who could ever control you." Joe stopped dead.
"Don't do this to me, man."
"She's on her way now..."
"I'm gonna kill you!" Joe let loose a Vulcan Jab.
"Wah!" Bio leapt into the trees and ran away. Joe followed, punching down every tree Bio leapt into. Dedede just kept walking.
"Well, now we don't need to do much deforestation..."
In the Homeroom, 9:00 a.m...
Everyone was sitting in their desks, some bickering, some flirting, some gossiping. Then Sonic spontaneously combusted. Again.
"Putitoutputitoutputit-" Amy conked him on the head, and the fire went out. "HOW AND WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!"
"Blaze has been lighting you on fire out of boredom.", said Amy. Sonic glared at Blaze, who was standing on the back of her chair.
"What?", she asked. Sonic threw his desk at her, but Amy served it right back at him. He ducked and it went out the window. "That's not my fault."
"It's Sonic's fault.", said Knuckles.
"No it's not!", screamed Sonic.
"He's-a right, it's-a Amy's fault.", said Luigi. Most people agreed and nodded. Ms. Summer walked in.
"Hello cl-holy crud! Who broke the window?!"
"Link.", said Gannon. Before anyone could speak out against this accusation, Ms. Summers handed Link a bill for a new window.
"Bu-"
"GO DO YOUR TESTING!" Everyone vanished in the blink of an eye.
Gadd lab, 3:00 p.m...
Everyone was in the main lab, waiting for Master Hand. The lab was full of super computers and similar things, but the giant T.V. screen on the wall with the four chambers and the control panel below it was what they were there for. Once someone walked into one of those, they would be transported to a cyber world where they could brawl without damaging anything. was working the controls, adjusting settings for this once in a life time event.
"Ugh, where's Master Hand?", asked CF. "I want to see which Final Smashes don't compare to my Falcon Punch!"
"Calm yourself, Doug.", said Samus. "He'll be here soon."
"Yes, thank you miss Aran.", said E. Gadd, still typing. "Now, all newcomers and anyone who wants to change their Final Smash, gather on the right of the room. Everyone else, go to the left."
"Right.", said Fox.
"No, I said left.", said E. Gadd.
"Yeah, right, I got it." *See where this is going?*
"No no, left."
"Right! Geez!"
"No, left! And watch your tone!" Krystal, who had had enough, hit Fox on the head and dragged him to the left side of the room.
"Now shut up.", she said.
"Yes ma'am..."
"Thank you, now the names, please.", said E Gadd.
"Peach."
"Daisy."
"Waluigi."
"Mario."
"Bowser Jr."
"Poyo."
"Dedede."
"Gallade."
"Bisharp."
"Blaze."
"Knuckles."
"Knuckle Joe."
"Bio Spark."
"Roy."
"Tails."
"Amy."
"Sylux."
"Noxus."
"Krystal."
"Is that all?", asked E. Gadd.
"Ooh! I wonder who's gonna be the best?", said...wait, that voice doesn't seem familiar...does it? No. No it doesn't.
The Smashers turned to the door. A black silhouette appeared in the doorway. He stepped forward and said cheerfully "Hi my name is Aero and I'm the new weapon smith." No one moved. The guy was about 15 years of age, with tanned skin and straight and fairly short black hair. He wore a pair of black, frameless glasses, and a black round-neck T-shirt and olive-green cargo shorts. He also had black flip-flops, and an olive-green shoulder bag, similar to the one from Pokémon X & Y. His black iris' were strange, not because they seemed to look into your soul, but because they seemed to be singing happiness. He had two large swords on his back in a cross formation. The swords were shiny and black, and were thin-ish but had fairly elaborate hilt shapes. He had a pair of headphones around his neck.
"Dude!" Pit ran up to the guy and fist bumped.
"Pityless! Nice to see you again, man!"
"Haven't seen you in a while!", said Red as he strolled up. "Been way too long!"
"Ah, Red, you haven't changed a-" Kirby glomped onto this mysterious newcomer. "Kirby! I brought a treat for you!" He pulled out a tomato, which Kirby swallowed whole.
"Good to see you're all getting along.", said Master Hand as he...floated...flew...he somethinged into the room.
"Uh...who-a the heck is-a this guy?", asked Mario. Most other people were confused as well.
"This is Areo, the inventor of the Smash Ball and our new weaponsmith. He's going to be staying here and charging you all 50 Credits to repair weapons and all that. He's been wanting to do this for years, so I said he could go set up shop in block A. Oh, for those of you who don't know, block A is the 'auxiliary' area here at S.M.A.S.H. You'll also find Assisters there. But enough about him, Professor?"
"We're all set, HeadMaster. Now, who's going first..." He pressed a button and the screen displayed a sort of Mario item block thing. An 8-bit E. Gadd walked across the screen and stopped under the block. It jumped, and out of the block came an 8-bit Amy head. "Well, miss Rose. Please step into one of the chambers.
"Okay!" Once she was in, she blew a kiss at Sonic and vanished in a burst of white light. The screen showed Final Destination, and Amy spawned right in the middle. "Smash Ball please!" One appeared right in front of her. She hit it with her hammer and shattered it. "So, enemies please?" Then, three alloys, one blue, one red, and one yellow, appeared to her left. She unleashed her Final Smash.
"Here we go, sweeties!" She kissed her hammer and the alloys found themselves stuck in holes in the ground in front of her. Amy began hitting them on the heads, but they were popping in and out like moles! Each hammer strike did 15%, and the alloys couldn't do crap about it. When the blue alloy's damage got to 120%, he went flying off the screen. The red one soon followed, but the yellow one proved too good and was left with a measly 75%. The time ran out, and the yellow alloy simply popped out of the ground. Amy put her hammer away. "All done." Bright flash, and the stage was void of pink and yellow. Amy reappeared in the chamber she went in.
"Well, what'd ya think?"
"I think carnivals will never be the same.", said Roy. Most nodded their heads.
"Next!", said E. Gadd. He pressed the button, item block, blah blah, Sylux's head.
"If I must." He stepped into the chamber, and FLASH! Same stage on the screen. Sylux broke the Smash Ball with a simple jab, and three alloys, same colours, appeared to his left. "Set my damage to 999!", he said. E. Gadd, a bit puzzled, did so. "Grooooooooh!" Samus couldn't believe it. Sylux's ship flew in and started bombing the place. Sylux unleashed his Shock Coil and started attacking the red alloy. As it's damage went up, Sylux's went down. Then the ship blasted it and, with 230%, it flew off the screen. Each blast from the ship did only about 8%, but the knock back was huge, and the Shock Coil was quickly adding to the damage metre. Then, randomly, the ship stopped shooting and flew off. At the same time, the Shock Coil stopped replenishing Sylux's health and lost most of it's ! He was back in the chamber.
"Any questions?", he asked.
"Who are you and why do you hate me?", asked Samus.
"Good question. But I'm not going to answer it." Samus crossed her arms and repeated him in a dumb voice.
"Next!", said E Gadd. Button. Block. 8-bit. Dedede.
"Out of my way, chumps!" He stepped in, flash, Final Destination, Smash Ball broken, three alloys to the left. "MEET ULTRA DEDEDE HAMMER!" Dedede's hammer changed from his basic one to one with metal edges and a hinged front. Not only that, but he pulled a metal mask with three spikes on top out of nowhere and put it on. He brought his hammer over his head and electric sparks flew from it as it charged. Then he brought it down, and an electric pulse went across the stage. It did no damage, but instead stunned the alloys. He started swinging at them as they were stunned, and did various damage, from 10% to 25% per hit. He planted the shaft on the ground. "EAT FIRE!" The hatch opened and a burst of flame scorched the area in front of it. Then he flipped the hatch back up, and spun the hammer around himself really fast, so that Dedede basicly became a top. Spinning at super speed, he moved around and sent two alloys flying, but one dodged and Dedede became dizzy. After a few second of cooldown, he planted the handle on the ground again, and the hatch flipped open, only to fire missiles at the alloy. Direct hit with the first missile, the second and third never reached the alloy because it was all ready KO'd. Time ran out. Flash! Dedede was back in the chamber.
"Nice, huh?"
"Where'd your hammer go?", asked Lucas.
"What're you-" Dedede's hammer was really gone. "WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Oh, it's just in the other chamber.", said E. Gadd.
"George!", cried Dedede as he ran up and embraced the thing. "Don't you ever scare me like that again!"
"And people say I'm not a real villain...", said Bowser.
"That's because you're not.", said Gannondork. *Not a typo*
"Oh, like you're any better, bunny lover." Gannon pouted.
"NEXT!", said E. Gadd. Blah blah, Waluigi. "Mother of God..." E. Gadd took his glasses off. "We're doomed!" Everyone recoiled at the thought.
At the new Egg Tower in Smash City...
"Eggman, are you ready to deliver your speech?"
"Yes I am, X."
"Then do it." Eggman, all dressed up, walked out the door to the podium to a crowd of thousands. To his right was the King, to his left the President of Smash World.
"Hello there everyone! I'm Ivo Robotnik, but I prefer my nickname, Eggman, which suits me, am I right?" Thousands laughed at Eggmans self-mocking, which is what he wanted, of course. "I have established this company to create jobs, preserve the enviroment, end world hunger, and establish peace!" Cheers from everyone. "I want to shape this world into something great, something glorious that will shine forever. Believe me when I say, when I'm done with this planet, YOU WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT!" Cheers, applause, and flowers at his feet. 'You really won't...'
To be continued! P.S. I OWN NOTHING!
Me: I still need ideas for Final Smashes for Waluigi, Daisy, Roy, and Krystal. SAY LANDMASTER, YOU DIE.
Aero: I invented the Smash Ball, so I'm awesome!
Me: Ah, right, before I go, thanks to Ways and Aero Smith Dragon-
Areo: That's me!
Me: -for Final Smash ideas and the weaponsmith idea.
Areo: See ya next time!
Sylux: I still hate this fanfic.