2nd chapter of "We are The Survivors". I'm betting that none of you knew what 'amalgamate' meant when it came last chapter. Well, for those who still don't know, it means to conceive hybrid offspring. Anyways, I'm surprised that nobody else has written a story like this one before, but then again, I didn't expect 'Dinorama' to be exactly unique either. If you are reading this now, TheAnnoyingAlien, (HA! If..) it means that you either check for new Futuarama fics every hour or so, or that you use your magic laptop to track every little fic-related thing I do...

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The other Vergonian survivors were in shock from what Vlaak just said. After a few moments, Wulpett spoke up.

"Vlaak, are sure you know what you're talking about?" She said in a confused voice.

"Yes, I am absolutely sure. In order for the legacy of Vergon 6 to live on, we must reproduce hybrid offspring." Vlaak replied.

"But wait, only two of us are female." Saber-toothed octo pointed out. "So that would mean-"

"Precisely. If we are to do this, the young would be half-siblings. I know that most of you will refuse to accept this idea, but I beleive that it's our moral duty to preserve the genes of the species of Vergon 6, and this would be the only way it is possible." Vlaak continued. The other animals breifly looked at one another, and considered Vlaak's idea.

"Vlaak, are you sure you're serious about this?" Wulpett asked.

"I have never been more serious about something in my entire life." Vlaak replied. Wulpett looked over at the others, and they each nodded to her. Wulpett spoke up again.

"Well, I guess we all agree." She said. "It's the right thing to do." Vlaak was relieved that they had accepted.

"Very good." He said. "Now, I'm not going to force you to go through with this. You each may choose a partner whenever you are ready." The others gladly agreed to this new rule, especially the two females. Vlaak spoke up again.

"Good. Now, I suggest the four of you decide this amongst yourselves. This could take some time, so I am going to nap by that bush. Wake me once you've made an agreement." With that, Vlaak walked over to the bush and laid down for sleep, while he others began to consider their new way of mating.

Several hours later...

"Vlaak? Vlaak, wake up!"

Vlaak yawned and streched his legs as he was awoken up from hours of sleep. He groggily stood up and shook his head to clear his mind. Wulpett had woken him up. The other animals were gathered closeby. "Hmm. They must've reached an agreement." Vlaak thaught. He then a some leaves from the bush and looked at the others hopefully.

"So, have you all decided?" He asked. The others nodded. "Great! Okay, so who mates with who?" Loopeir bird then spoke up.

"We worked that out. Triclops-toucan will be my mate, because we're both birds, and then she's going to mate with Saber-toothed octopus." He said. "That way, there'll be as many hybrid young as possible." Vlaak thaught this was very smart and resourcful. Saber-toothed octopus then spoke.

"And then I'll mate with Wulpett, if that's alright with you, Vlaak, and her." He said. Vlaak nodded.

"It's alright with me. I mean, c'mon! We're wild animals. We can do anything and everything that those humans consider immoral, and are let off the hook automatically! And we will use that power to our advantage." Vlaak responded. The other animals were overjoyed.

"Hold on." Wulpett said. "I just want to say something." The others listened to her. "Saber-tooth octopus, I'll gladly mate with you to save our species, but I want to mate with Vlaak first. Y'now, out of..um, what's that word that the humans have that means the desire to intercourse?" She asked.

"I think when 2 human want to be together they say, 'I lope you'." said Loopeir bird.

"No, no. You've got it wrong." Saber-toothed octo said. "They say, 'I rrov yoo.' Like that."

"No, you're both wrong." Vlaak said. "The proper term is, 'I love you.' Is that what you mean, Wulpett? You want to mate with me, because you're in love with me?" Wulpett's cheeks turned a vibrant shade of pink, and she smiled.

"Yes, yes I do." She admitted. She stepped over to Vlaak and lovingly licked him on the side of his face. Touched by this gesture, Vlaak licked her back and nuzzled her affectionatly.

"Awwww!" The other animals said in unison. Vlaak and Wulpett were in the mood.

"Um, do you guys mind?" Vlaak said. The others realized immediatly that they were not welcome during this display.

"Oh! Heh..sorry, Vlaak." Saber-toothed octopus said. "We'll show ourselves out." With that, he, Loopeir bird, and Triclops-toucan quickly moved away to the other side of the rock, away from the two lovers on the mossy side. With their friends gone, Vlaak and Wulpett were free to get their nature on...

Not long later...

"BRAAUUAAAAAHHHHHHHGGG! RROOWWHHAAHHHHRRR!"

"RRROOOOOAAAAAHH! HRAHRHRAHR! Hrrrrr..."

"DRROOOOAOUOUHOUHHHN!"

"WLAAH, LWAYAUAUH!"

Loud roars and snarls could be heard from that rock almost all the way to Vergon 7! And I'll bet you know who was causing it.

Loopeir bird, Triclops-toucan, and Saber-toothed octopus were sitting on the bottom of the rock, trying their best to drown out the persistant grunts and growls of what was going on above. Saber-toothed octopus covered his ears with his tenticles, but it hardly helped. All of a sudden, it stopped. Saber-toothed octo uncovered his ears, and heard no sound, other than rapid breathing, from above. He looked at the other two for a moment, and then the 3 of them climbed back up to the mossy side of the rock. There they saw the two lovebirds laying down side by side, inhaling and exhaling quite rapidly. They were surrounded by shreds of torn moss and lichen, exposing bare rock in some places. Vlaak was gentily nuzzling his new mate on the cheek, and she was laying her head on the ground and looking up at him with half-closed eyes.

"Eh-hem!" Saber-toothed octopus interrupted, thus killing the moment of affection. Vlaak quickly got to his fet when he heard his friend.

"Uhh..hi, guys!" He said nervously. The 3 rolled their eyes.

"Relax, Vlaak. We all know what you two were doing. No need to hide it." Triclops-toucan said. "Besides, we're wildlife. It's not like this kind of thing is, quote-on-quote, shocking to us. It's just part of life. You do what you do, and the world keeps spinning." Vlaak looked slightly embarassed.

"So." Loopeir bird said out of the blue. "Did it work? Will there be hybrid babies?"

"Only time can tell us that, my friend." Vlaak said. "Also, I'd suggest that you and Triclops-toucan get busy yourselves, seeing as there isn't much else to do."

"Goof idea, Vlaak" Triclops-toucan said as she lighted down on Loopeir bird's back. He grinned. "I think I'm in the mood for laying eggs. How about you, Loopeir bird?" At this, Loopeir bird grinned a ridiculously large smirk. The two then scuttled behind the bush and began "ruffling eachother's feathers", if you catch my drift.

Wulpett looked up at Vlaak and smiled, for now she was carrying the beginnings of a new age for the survivors. Vlaak and Wulpett lovingly nuzzled eachother, and then hunkered down to rest for the night. Of course, there was no way of telling when it was day or night, but that didn't matter. All that mattered was that the future was developing right now, and in a few months, the very first Vergonian hybrids would be born