Night's ToD Game Show!
Disclaimer: I don't own Elsword
Night: Hey y'all, we're back with more ToD! Thank y'all for the reviews and support. Also I received some amazing advice, so I'm going to change some things around (mostly how I present the requests). Please tell me how y'alls opinions on the new format. And that concludes the boring information, now on with the fun! ^^
Night: "Alright! Lets start this thing off with a bang!"
Chung: raises destroyer
Night: "Not what I meant Chung, Now Put The Cannon Down!"
Chung: "Aw…" lowers destroyer
Night: "Ok, first up-
From EM47
Dare: everyone walk through the Gender Bender.
Everyone: -.-"
Night: sighs "Lets just get this over with…Aisha can you do the honors?"
Aisha: "Alright" wave wand and switches everyone's gender
(I'm way too lazy describe how we look, so I'll just post links at the end to all our genderbends. But if y'all can't wait, I'll give a very basic picture. Rena/Aisha/Eve: got pecs Raven/Night/Elsword: got boobs Chung: turned into Iron Princess)
Elsword: looks down at self and nosebleeds
Rena: "Whoa my body feels so light for some reason. Aren't boys suppose to be heavier than girls?
Aisha: -.-'
Raven: …
Eve: ….
Chung: "Why did everyone change, yet I just changed classes?"
Night: "Oh please Chung, you ain't fooling anybody. We all know what happens to you when you advance to fury guardian."
Everyone else: nods head
Chung: pouts
Night: "Anyways, we're going to be stuck like this for the rest of the chapter so just deal with it and lets move on. Next is from the ever so crazy Arrow-chan."
Dares:
To Elsword: Eat 10 tomatoes, 15 milkshake, 20 apples, 55 watermelons, 100 cups of noodles, 5,000 fried pig :D (Bet you can't finish all that! X3), AND for the grand finale... 10,000 bowls of... CANDY! XDDDDDDDDDDD (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
For Raven: use Shockwave on Elsword :D (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL FREE TO SCREAM IN TERROR WHEN ELSWORD TRIES TO KILL YOU! WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #slapped)
For Chung: Use Quantum Ballista on anyone you want. :D
For Eve: Slap Raven everytime he talks :D (Don't tell this to Raven! :D)
For Aisha: Give Elsword Calculus tests until he gets a perfect score :3 (WUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!)
For Rena: Pick any DRESS for Raven to wear :D (If you noticed it by now, yes, I like bullying Raven
AND Elsword X3 #killed)
For... NIGHT-SAN! XDDDD: PICK ANYONE TO PUT IN THE ROOM OF TERROR! XDDDDDDDDD
(WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!/Elgang: Die. e.e)
Truths:
For Elsword: When was the last time you singed? :D (If he never sings, put him in the room of terror and don't tell him about this note! XD)
For Raven: Are you gay?(?) #slapped
For Chung: If the ship you're on is sinking, who'll you save first? Your mom and dad(if you're mom is alive and your dad is in his normal self) or the Elgang?
For Aisha: If you have the ticket to use thunderbolt on Elsword 50 times, would you use it? :D
That's all! X3
Kekekekekekekekekeke... #got killed by the Elgang
Night: "Yep! Still crazy. ^^ So Elsword, think you can take on the challenge?"
Elsword: "I may like food, but I'm not a pig."
Night: "Well you do know the consequence of your choice, right?"
Aisha: picks up Elsword from behind and throws …her?... over…his?..shoulder
Elsword: "Wait, what?"
Night: opens door to Room of Terror
Elsword: "Aisha, please don't do this!"
Aisha: smirks "Sorry babe" tosses Elsword in (A/N: remember they're gender bent)
Night: shuts door
*In The Room of Terror*
Elsword: looks up and sees Elesis "Nee-san? What are you doing in here?"
Elesis: "WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT!?"
Elsword: "Sis I can-
Elesis: "WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS? YOUR SWORDMANSHIP IS POOR YOU SUCK!"
Elsword: "But El-"
Elesis: "WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG TALK ABOUT THIS!"
Elsword: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
5 hours later
Elsword: finally gets out of the Room of Terror and sees everyone else drinking tea
"The heck guys? Why did all of you leave me in there for hours?"
Eve: puts down cup "I believe your sense of time has been corrupted. Only 2.34 minutes have passed since you entered the room.
Night: "Oh yeah…I forgot to mention that The Room of Terror" *Lightnings and thunders* "can distort Time and Space to any degree in order to administer torture."
Elsword: "Gee Thanks"
Night: sets down tea "Alright on to the next dare. Raven…"
Raven: "I will not attack Elsword just because of som-
Night: points to Room of Terror
Raven: *sweatdrops* launches 2 shockwaves at Elsword
Elsword: X_X
Chung: "well I can't use Quantum Ballista at the moment, but I can use-" gets kicked across the room by Night
Night: "No! No more attacks from you!"
Chung: *seeing stars*
Night: bows "I'm sorry Arrow-chan, but Chung is banned from using any attacks due to the fact I still owe $230000000 in damages on the last place she? destroyed."
Night: "Next is Eve."
Eve: "yes?"
Night: whispers dare
Eve: "Understood"
Rena: "What was it?"
Eve: "You will find out in due time"
Night: "Up next is Aisha, give the Elbaka a calculus test."
Elsword: "Why me Q.Q"
Aisha: "Don't worry babe, I'll make it easy. It'll only be one question."
Elsword: "Yay!"
Aisha: "Ok the question is: Find the limit of (2x+6-x3-3x2)/(2x+6) as x approaches -3"
Elsword: "NOOOOO!"
(A/N: This is an actual problem from one of my Calc 2 tests. Try and help the Eldork out. If you get it right, you get a cookie.)
Night: "While Elsword is busy with that, Rena you're up. Take Raven out and find her? a dress wear."
Rena: smiles brightly "OK" hauls Raven off before she? could say anything
Rena: comes back "Ta-Da!" steps back to reveal Raven wearing a snow-white sundress with a lace border and a pair of white, 2-inch heeled boots that come up about mid-shin. (A/N: I may know how to sew, but that doesn't mean I know a thing about fashion.) She? was wearing a bit of silver eyeshadow with just enough mascara to bring out the brilliant gold in her? eyes and she? had a light shade of pink lipgloss on. (A/N: I also do not know a thing about make-up for obvious reasons, so don't criticize me on how bad it is)
Night: "Rena, the dare was to make Raven wear a dress"
Rena: "I know, but once I found the dress, it felt like it needed a little more. Eventually, it resulted in this"
Aisha: "It's not bad"
Raven: "This is so emb-" gets slapped by Eve "The He-" slapped "Why are y-" slapped "Qui-" slapped "….."
Chung: "What are you doing?"
Eve: "I am slapping Raven obviously"
Chung: "But why?"
Eve: "I am not allowed to disclose that information"
Night: "Moving on, the next dare is… for me?
Elsword: "Haha! It's your turn to suffer!"
Night: "Actually Elsword, mine is to throw anyone into the Room of Terror" *lightnings and thunders* "And I choose-"
Elgang picks up Night and throws her? into the Room of Terror
Night: "Ahh!
*In The Room of Terror*
Night: "Well lets see what this room has since not a lot of things terrify me."
A purple and green dinosaur appears
Barney: "Hi there friend, you ready to have fun?"
Night: "NO! How can this be?! I killed you! Me and my friend even started that whole 'I hate you, you hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney' song!"
Barney: "Aw, give me a hug."
Night: "No! Stay back!" pulls out a Desert Eagle 50cal "DIE!" shoots Barney
Barney: "Now play nice, we don't want someone to get hurt."
Night: "Mother F #$ % WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"
Barney: "I will never die because true friends stay in your heart."
Night: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*Outside The Room of Terror*
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Chung: "Do you think that was a little harsh on Night?"
Elsword: "You want to take her? place?"
Chung: "Good point"
Room of Terror's door flies off and hits Elsword in the head
Night walks out covered in blood and is pissed
Night: "Don't. Do. That. Again."
Rena: "Now Night, remember it's all part of the sho-"
Night: "SHUT UP, WH #%"
Rena: vein pops and dark aura surrounds him? "What did you just sa-"
Night: holds 50cal to Rena's head "Shut. Up."
Rena: O.O""""""
Night: puts down gun "Now. Moving on to the Truths."
Elgang: "whew"
Night: "You ain't out of the woods yet my friends. Truths can be just as crazy as dares, not to mention we still got more requests."
Elgang: starts praying for mercy
Night: "Enough goofing off! We got a show to run! Elsword! You're First!"
Elsword: "Why am I always first?"
Night: ignores "When was the last time you sang?"
Elsword: "pfft. Who do I look like, DW?"
Night: "There's your answer!" throws Elsword into Room of Terror
Night: "Raven!"
Raven: …Yes?" gets slapped by Eve "ow"
Night: "You gay?"
Raven: "I like women"
Night: "So you gay."
Raven: "What? No, I said I like women" gets slapped "Stop that!"
Eve: "No." slaps Raven
Night: "Well you're a woman right now, so that means you're gay"
Raven: "But I…I mean…I guess you're right. I'm gay"
Night: "Great you admitted it! So how long have you been gay?"
Raven: "Well I always liked girls so…but I was a male then… Arrr curse you EM47 and your genderbending!" gets slapped
Night: "I feel your pain. Genderbends confuse me way too much."
Elsword: "Can we get pass the bi-curious Raven please?"
Raven: "Hey!"
Night: "Right. Next is for Chung, If your parents and the elgang were on a sinking ship and you could save one or the other, who would you save?"
Chung: "Neither"
Night: "What? Why?"
Chung: "Simple. I cannot swim."
Everyone but Eve does a spittake
Eve: "According to my databases, your hometown, Hamel, is completely surrounded by water."
Elsword: "That's right! So how can you live there and not know how to swim?"
Chung: "Well my dad was going to teach me, but he became corrupted by demons the day before he was going to show me."
Awkward silence
Elsword: "Well that was a mood killer" gets slapped
Night: "And the final question from Arrow-chan is for Aisha: If you had a free pass to thunderbolt Elsword 50 times, would you use it?"
Aisha: "Of course" smiles innocently
Elsword: sweatdrops
Night: "And we are finally done with Arrow-chan's requests"
Elgang: "YAY!"
Night: "Now on to the next request"
Elgang: "NOO!"
Night: "Next is from one of my favorite authors, Awakened Hades. And she only has one request."
Dare: Make Raven and Eve kiss.
Night: "Well you heard the lady, do it!"
Raven: "Now why would-"
Eve: slaps Raven and kisses her? -/-
Raven: O/O
Night: "Now ain't that sweet" dodges Eve's slap "Ha! Do you think I would fall for the same thing twic-" gets kicked by Raven "Oww…"
Aisha: "Hey we got one last request."
Night: "Let me see"
Aisha: hands request
Night: "Oh this is from Skyress." Reads a little more "Oh thank you for liking the story so much, it means a lot."
Elsword: "Enough jibberjabber, what are her requests?"
Night: "Oh right!"
Dares:
Raven: kiss Rena
Elsword: get into a girl high school uniform and dance caramelldansen and sing along to it too (you'll have to watch the video if you don't know it. The song is in Swedish XD)
Aisha: hug Eve and play with her hair (to annoy her)
Rena: bear hug Raven or Elsword, you can choose
Chung: kiss Eve's hand like a gentleman
Eve: dance and sing caramelldansen along with Elsword
Truths:
Elsword: what's your favourite food?
Aisha: why do you enjoy physically injuring Elsword
Rena: have you ever fallen in love before?
Raven: do you still have your virginity? (He's in his mid 20s)
Chung: are you actually muscular under all that armour? You can carry that destroyer with ease...
Eve: why do you try to hide your emotions?
Raven: "Now why would I-"
Night: "Do you want to go in The Room of Terror as a woman? You know what happened to you as a guy."
Raven: grabs Rena and pulls him? into a kiss
Rena: O/O
Eve: shakes in rage
Aisha: "Oh Eve, jealous that someone's all over your woman?" Gets launched into ceiling by Eve
(A/N: don't know why but I just picture Aisha being a little more influenced by the genderbend to be more boyish)
Night: looks at dare "Oh yeah! Everyone should do this!" *Caramelldansen starts playing*
Elsword/Raven/Eve: "No."
Night: "Do it or go into the Room of Terror! *thunders and lightnings*
Elgang: O.O starts dancing to Caramelldansen with Night
Night: \(^-^)/
*music ends*
Night: "That was fun!"
Elgang: -.-'
Night: "Next is for Aisha to glomp Eve"
Aisha: "Roger that" jumps and flies toward Eve"
Eve: takes a sip of tea "Oberon, Ophelia, please dispose of the trash."
Oberon/Ophelia: "Yes sir"
Oberon: catches Aisha in midair by his? collar"
Ophelia: takes off trash can lid
Oberon: drops Aisha in trash can
Ophelia: slams lid on Aisha's head
Oberon/Ophelia: walks away
Eve: continues to drink tea
Elsword: "Ok….."
Night: "Alright, Rena! Bear Hug Someone!"
Rena: without a second to spare, glomps Raven and squeezes her? to death
Raven: "Gahh! Rena…Can't…BREATHE!"
Rena: ignores and continues hugging Raven
Raven: x_x
Eve: trembles with rage
Elsword: sees Eve. Leans over to Chung "Psst, dude I think it's a good time to do your dare"
Chung: whispers back "And what was my dare?"
Elsword: "Just do your prince thing and kiss Eve's hand"
Chung: "ok I guess" walks over to Eve and bows "Your Majesty" takes hand and kisses it
Eve: pimp slaps Chung through a wall and glares
Everyone else: O.O
Elsword: ROFL!
Night: "Rena, can you go fetch Chung for me please?"
Rena: "Yes ma'am" jumps through hole in the wall
Night: "Ugh, I don't like this genderbend. It's getting me too confused."
Raven: nods head in agreement
Night: "So while Rena is retrieving Chung from God knows where, we are going to move on to truths."
Elsword: "Lemme guess, I'm first again?"
Night: "Yep! What's your favorite food?"
Elsword: "I would have to say BBQ. It's easy to make on the road."
Aisha: "Did we just hear a normal answer?"
Rena: "I think we did"
Night: "Oh hey, how did it go?"
Rena: "Pretty well" holds up Chung by her 'pika ears' like a hunting trophy
Chung: -.-"
Night: "Great! Aisha, why do you like hurting the Elbaka?"
Aisha: shugs "Don't you?"
Night: "touché"
Elsword: "Can we get pass people abusing me?"
Night: "Oh right. Rena, you ever love someone before?"
Rena: steals a glance at Raven and blushes slightly "As a matter of fact, yes."
Night: "Oohh. We got a bit of conflicting interests here."
Raven: blinks "What do you mea-" slapped by Eve
Night: "Nothing you need to worry about…yet."
Raven: tilts head "What are you tal-" gets slapped "stop that please"
Eve: "No." slaps Raven
Raven: -.-
Night: stares at request "Raven?"
Raven: "…"
Night: "Why aren't you talking?"
Raven: points at Eve
Night: "Good point. Soooo… you a virgin?"
Everyone except Eve and Night: spittake
Raven: "Wha-what kind of question is that?" gets slapped "…"
Night: "Don't look at me! Just answer the question"
Raven: "…" looks at Eve
Eve: "I will not interrupt your answer by slapping you this time"
Raven: clears throat "No." gets slapped by Eve "The Hell Eve!"
Eve: "I stated I would not interrupt you. This does not apply to after you have given your answer"
Night: "Next is for Chung."
Chung: "How to carry my Destroyer? Well that's simple actually. The destroyer is linked to the Guardian Stone and Armor, thus most of the weight is negated. It's still heavy, just not to the point of being unbearable."
Elsword: "Oh my Elrios, was that an intelligent answer?"
Night: "Normal and intelligent answers. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we just beat a world record in the ToD department."
Chung: "I know you are happy and all, but shouldn't you finish up the requests?"
Night: "Sorry, ADHD. The last question is on Eve's emotions."
Eve: "I do not have-"
Night: "One more line like that and I'm tossing you in"
Eve: o.o "What I meant to say was that I am a foreigner when it comes to emotions. When I experience them, I am concerned because I am not accustomed to these so-called feelings. Therefore, I try to shut them out and retain a netural expression to the world."
Night: "Wow…we actually finished the show in a normal way."
Eve: "I believe your definition is a bit off."
Night: "What do you mean?"
Rena: "I think Eve is talking about us still being genderbent."
Night: looks down "OH C'MON!"
Elsword: "And that concludes another episode of Night's ToD Show."
Night: "Thank you for the reviews. Unfortunately, I have been informed that I broke some rules and can only accept requests via PM . So in order to keep this story up, please send ToD request through PM only. I am sorry for the inconvenience. Until next time, Adios!"
Here are the links to our genderbends (Remember to remove the spaces and keep in mind that some are not completely identical, so just use you imagination a bit)
Nevermind, I couldn't get the links to work -.-" sorry 'bout that.