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2 days of sailing found Luffy, Alvida, and Coby on the docks of Shells Town. Luffy was rocking his signature dark coat and straw hat, though he changed his bottoms for black pants with a golden brown sash . Alvida was now dressed in a red bikini top and pearl necklace with tight pink pants. She sported a white cowboy hat with a pink plume on it. Coby only had the one outfit, so he was stuck to his same clothes. The group of three were heading to town to pick up supplies as well as get Coby enlisted into the Marines and aquiring Roronoa Zoro to join the crew. As the trio made there way to the Marine base Luffy decided to let Alvida go have a small shopping spree and gave her a few million belli. When both she and Coby asked how he had that much cash on him, he simply stated that he used is Jiku no mi to keep his treasure safe.

The two dudes finally found themselfs in fromt of the gates of the base. They heard someone talking over at the stocks so they hopped the fence to see just what was happening. They watched as a man tied up to one of the stocks told a little girl holding riceballs in front of him to go away before she was caught by some guy named Helmeppo. They were about to interupt them when a dude with onion shaped blond hair came walking to the kid and man with his guards.

"Well it seems that this little girl decided to feed Zoro. Don't mind if I help myself." the kid said before grabbing one of her riceballs, ignoring her protests, and cramming it down his throat. At least untill he spat it back out.

"God, this is discusting! your supposed to use salt for riceballs, not sugar!" Helmeppo berated the young girl. He then order one of his guards to throw her over the fence, much to said soldiers dismay. before she could hit the ground Luffy opened a hole in space to drop her in his arms.

"Hey, you ok little one?" Luffy asked. A nod was his only reply. He told Coby to get the girl home while he talked to the swordsman. As Luffy approached him, he noticed just how banged up he looked. He was absolutely filthy. He was exhausted and you could see dried blood all over his face. Simply put, he looked like hammered shit.

"Hey, could you...*huff*..get over here and untie me. *Huff* I'd do it myself but my arm's are asleep from being tied like this for so long."

Luffy continued to stare at the man, though he seemed to be in thought.

"I'm a..*huff*..bounty hunter. I could get you a huge...*huff*..one if you free me."

Luffy's eyes snapped open after another few seconds of thinking.

"Well tell me Mr. Bounty hunter, the way I see things, the only way your getting out of here is if you join my pirate crew. So, what say you?"

Luffy got a deathly sounding laugh in response."Hehe, forget that I said anything. *huff* I will never become a pirate, so just get out of here."

Luffy simply shook his head in pity before turning around and walking away. Before he hopped the fence Luffy turned around and said to him "If you ever plan to be the greatest, your gonna need to get out of the east at some point in your life. I pray you don't die when you see just how far you are from your goal.". And with that he was gone, leaving a certian swordsman to ponder his words.

4 hours later...

How in the nine circles of hell did he get into this mess? His inability to say no to ladies.

Luffy was currently being dragged from one store to the next by Alvida or "Vida-chan" as he took to calling her. He was walking away to look for Coby when she found him. A short make out session and a shot of puppy eyes now had luffy helping the woman pick out clothes.

Now your probably wondering "When the hell did Luffy and Alvida get together?", right? Well that would be do to Luffy's "special haki" as Shanks would call it. Whenever Luffy met a woman that he felt attracted to, he would unconsciously emit haki empowered pheramones that , to put simply, make said woman want to both jump your bones for eternity, and make them willing to be quite open to suggestions from Luffy(turns women into bisexuals). So in other words, Luffy is a pimp.

They were now heading out of the local weaponshop of the town. Alvida told Luffy that she was very good with clubs before she was captured, so they found someone who told them of a very old weaponsmith who ran a shop on main street. When they arrived they noticed that the store was packed with almost anything a person could hope for in a weapon. The store owner was a short man by the name of Han. When Alvida told him of her weapon of choiice, he returned to her with several different types of Kanabos. She picked out one made of adams wood with studs near the top that were a fusioln of iron and seastone.

Luffy decided to grab a weapon as well since he only used his Supa no mi when using his martial arts. After nearly an hour of shifting from Kamas to Fukiyas(which almost costed him his family jewels), Luffy found a section filled with Shikomizues. Luffy decided to have one specially made for him which he would pick up later.

As the couple made there way onto main street, they overheard a certian onion headed douche talking about Zoro.

"Hahaha, I can't wait to see the look on that idiots face tommorow when we execute him!" exclaimed helmeppo. Hearing this caused Luffy to see red. He was immediately in front of the blond while he held him by the throat.

"What the hell did you just say?!"

"Unhand me you scoundrel! My father is lieutenant commander Fullbody! The most powerfull marine in all of Ea-"

"NEEEEEEEEEERD!"

"Wha-"

WHAM!

The blond was sent flying by a punch multiplied by a few Kilos all the way to the base. Alvida immediately was on top of his lips when she saw how mad he was. After the much needed kiss, Luffy and Alvida headed towards the base to free Zoro.

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Sitting in the highest room in the most hideous tower at the marine base, was probably the only person with a bigger stick in his ass then Helmeppo.

His motherf*cking father, Morgan.

Morgan is a very tall, intimidating man with white-blonde hair, and a steel jaw. He was a man of decent build and had an axe for a right hand, which gave him the title of "Axe-hand Morgan". He also had an ego so big that it could be made into a 10 story statue, figuratively and literally.

He was currently watching his son rant about some guy who punched him. He was almost about to take a nap when his son mentioned that even he didn't hit him. That particular statement needed to be rectified.

Immediately.

"Son, do you know why I never hit you?"

"Because you lo-"

"Wrong"

"Wha-"

WHAM! AGAIN!

Helmeppo was once again sent flying to the other end of the room. His father's gaze was one of disgust.

"It's because you aren't worth the effort of hitting. Now, didn't you say that a girl had got into the execution site?"

"Yes, but I dealt with her already."

"Ah, so you executed her, right?" His answer was the shocked faces of his men and son. He then decided to check back on the progress of his statue, only to see it sliced in half before his very eyes.

30 minutes earlier...

Luffy and Alvida were telling Zoro about Helmeppo's plan to execution the bounty hunter at sunrise tommorow. Zoro was in the middle of cursing the kid's existance when Luffy had an idea.

"Hey, since your gonna be killed tommorow, why not just join are crew so I can free you?" Luffy said.

"I don't need to be in your damn crew for you to free me! Just untie me!" Zoro yelled in exasperation. Alvida saw what her boyfriend/captian was plotting and smiled inside seeing his devious side.

"Well the way I see this, either you can join us and then this becomes our problem, or refuse and we don't have to get involved." Luffy calmly stated. Zoro was quiet for some time before agreeing to join the pirates. Luffy then said he would retrieve Zoro's swords from the base while Alvida started freeing him.

After searching through several rooms in the base, Luffy finally came across the weapon storage. The only swords inside were three daito katanas, aside from the standard marine cutlasses.

As Luffy was making his way out of the base, Luffy saw what appeared to be a giant statue out the window being pulled into a standing position. Deciding that it was an absolute eyesore, Luffy jumped out the window, morphed his armed into a blade, and moved his arm in a downward motion.

"Tengoku Seppen". The statue was cut right doen the middle, with luffy landing on top of the right shoulder. Every marine on the base, including the lieutenant commander, were wide eyed and slacked jawed, that this guy just recked THE Axe-hand Morgan's statue.

Luffy was grinning like a madman while everyone prepared to off him on Morgan's orders."Hehehe, oops?"

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Cliffhanger! Mwuhahahahaha!

This will be continued next week since a brotha got mid terms to handle this week. Also we will introduce another devilfruit that Luffy can use in the next chapter.

Also, the old one piece fanfiction that was made will now be up for adoption. I have a replacement that, in my opinion, will be much better. It will be a true crossover between one piece and naruto.

I will see if I can get the first chapter of previously mentioned story up before the end of the week, so untill then,

KEEP PIMPIN', PIMPIN'!