The Tool in the Cave by Tool Man
One day while Tool Man was walking through the woods he came across a cave he had never seen before.
Entering the cave Tool Man found that the cave looked just like his own bedroom. Right in the middle of the cave was a tool doing some masturbaiting on the bed.
Tool Man was so surprised when the tool looked up and offered him a glass of tea that he raced all the way home and hid behind the stove in his kitchen.
Tool Man didn't dare go back in to the woods again for over 69 weeks.
The End