I thought of this one day randomly and decided to write it

If you've already read this chapter it is not changed, I just edited out mistakes

Enjoy the yaoi

Gray had gotten back from his mission with Elfman early. The job was to take care of some horrible monsters that were terrifying a village, but as it turned out it was just a pack of wolves and took no time at all.
He was heading back to the guild when he saw Natsu heading down the trail into the woods near the town and decided to say hi and maybe pick a fight where Erza probably wouldn't catch them. He was just catching up when he lost sight of him. He stopped to look around when he heard groaning coming from behind a tree. He immediately recognized the voice of Natsu and thinking he was in trouble he ran around to find the dragon slayer jacking off in a large puddle of what was unmistakably his own cum. The small semblance of color that existed drained out of Gray's face. He was aware of Natsu's springtime heat having seen it affect him year after year since they hit puberty. Gray had caught Natsu in every possible awkward solo sex escapade possible and it's a long list including trees, dolls, pastries, and various sex toys that to this day wherever he got it from he had no clue but he knew this had happened way too many times since he stopped reacting to it.
"Oh god Natsu not this again"
Natsu kept pumping and sputtered out
"B-but t-t-he itch. Help meeee"
Gray sighed. After soo many years and plenty of close calls he knew what to do. The mage blasted some ice magic over Natsu's erection, not enough to cause any damage but enough to calm 'the itch' for a couple of hours.
Natsu stood up looked at gray barely mumbling out a thanks.
"What was that slanty-eyes I don't think I heard you¿"
"Shut up droopy-eyes"
"I just helped you ungrateful-"
Gray was walking towards the dragon slayer to throw the first punch but accidentally slipped on the pile of cum and fell to the ground to the horror(with slight delight at the hilarity of the fall) of Natsu.
"Eww. This'll take forever before its clean enough to wear"
"What's the point it's not like you use your clothes you droopy-eyed stripper"
Gray was in the midst of getting up when a certain red headed someone interrupted.
"What is going on here. Elfman told me you followed Natsu into the woods so I came to break up the figh-"
Erza had walked up to find Natsu standing, flaccid dick out while Gray was on his knees in front of him covered in cum. Gray realized how this looked and started talking really fast.
"Nowaiterzathisisntwhatitlookslike-"
But blood had erupted out of the wizard's nose as she fell to the ground. Gray got up and ran over, followed by Natsu after finally putting it back in his pants. Erza opened her eyes to see the two boys standing over her, gray still covered in cum.
"Oh dear yaoi gods, thank you"
"I can't believe the great Erza's weakness is yaoi"
"Shut up slanty-eyes before she kills us"
Natsu let out a small "Eep" before they helped her up.
"I have to tell Lucy so she writes the best gratsu fanfic yet"
"Wait she wrote those? Even the one where I licked blood and chocolate off Gray?"
"No that was Levy. She's so morbid for such a quiet girl"
"What about the one where I stuck a-"
"What the hell do those even exist for and why the hell do you read them?"
"They were in Lucy's house and I was bored"
"Well no time to waste, let's add to the collection!"
Erza began to drag the two away "Hey Natsu, where'd you get all those toys?"
"They're Levy's for when she plays S&M prisoner with Gajeel"
"WTF"
"Oohh. Toys'll make a nice addition. I think Natsu chaining you to the bed and screwing you six ways from Sunday will be very pleasant"
Gray and Natsu grimaced and struggled to escape to no avail while Erza brought them to Lucy's house and gathered all the local yaoi fangirls where they made the two recount everything in excruciating detail ignoring their protests that nothing happed until they all wrote smutty fanfictions so disturbing Gray and Natsu stayed clear away from each other for a whole month to avoid the memories.

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