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His Butler, Simply Irresistible

His hair, soft and silky;

Neatly groomed and always sleek.

His body, tall and lithe;

His physique kept up at the peak.

I try so hard not to stare;

But I see him everywhere.

Crimson eyes burn into me;

I know he'll eat me up with glee.

Still, I try and stay away,

My efforts lessening by day.

Help me...

Help me.. - haha, I actually made this poem. kinda sounds like a cheer leading song XD

While sleeping, Ciel felt soft, morning light caress his eyelids. His soft lashes fluttered open to see milky white light pouring out through the window. Blinking at the brightness, he turned over to go back to sleep.

"Why, good morning, bochan." Sebastian said, staring at him with a smile.

"GAHHHHH!" Ciel screamed, startled by Sebastian's face so close to his... and... why was he in his bed...?

"I see you have awoken. and may I ask why you screamed...?" The butler said, giving him a sly smirk.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE IN MY BED STARING AT ME HALF NAKED, DAMMIT!" Ciel shouted, starting to inch away from him, painfully aware that Sebastian was shirtless and he himself wore no clothes. Ciel rolled over, turning his face away from his butler. "You know, I realize that demons don't require sleep, but could you at least PRETEND that you are sleeping? Or at least close your eyes...?" Ciel muttered, creeped out that Sebastian had been staring at him all night.

Suddenly the earl felt a smooth hand with long, slender fingers slide up his waist. "But, My Lord, you're so cute when you are sleeping..." Sebastian curled his arm around Ciel's waist more and pulled him close; holding him against his bare chest. "I cannot help but gaze at your slumbering beauty..."

"Just what do you think you're doing you perverted butler?!" Ciel snapped, blushing a deep pink as he felt Sebastian's huge muscles press up against his delicate back. "AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED ANYWAY?!" Sebastian smirked when he felt the earl's body tempature rise. "Oh, bochan, do you not remember last night..?" Sebastian whispered huskily into Ciel's ear. "How you feverishly called out my name as I made sweet love to you...?"

In a flash it was crystal-clear to Ciel, and he remembered everything. "Gah-b-i... I was- ah- uhhh... i-i-i..." Ciel gasped as he felt Sebastian's tounge slide up his ear. "Shhhh... no words are needed..." He cooed devilishly. "Here, let's just do it again to refresh your memory..." Sebastian's other hand slid over Ciel's side, making sure to hit a sensitive spot by his hip. "ah-AH! nnghh... Seba...Sebastian.." The demon let out a chuckle and slipped a finger into his arse. At that, Ciel gasped and jumped out of bed; clumsily falling on the floor.

"NOT DO DAMN EARLY IN THE MORNING YOU PERVERTED BUTLER!" Ciel shouted on the floor, his face a deep scarlet.

"So... it's okay if it just isint in the morning..? Sebastian cooed, licking his lips.

"ARGG!"

END OF CHAPTER 3

Hoped it was funny! Again, only some of the poems are mine, most are from Youtube; and I list my quotes! :3 :3

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