Recommend song: Sonic Adventure Dx: Station Square
Amy went to a local chilly dog restaurant that happened to have free wifi. She was hoping Sonic would have replied back to her email by now.
Amy: "What's taking him so long?"
Amy begun to feel very foolish about how she had treated the roommate that had housed her for 3 years. Like it would make him respond any faster, she began to write a second email to her absent lover.
Amy: "Please Sonic I need you now more than ever. I've talked junk to that trick Cream and she kicked me out. I was hoping we could get married and I could live with you from now on. I want us to have a real relationship. I want us to have kids someday. I want and need you! So please marry me!"
Amy reviewed the message for any errors then sent the message when she was interrupted by someone.
Tails: "Welcome to Chilly King would you like to... Amy? What the hell are you doing here?"
Amy: "Mind your own business little fuck! Now take my order!" She yelled.
Tails sized the girl up and saw that she was definitely in a bad mood. He was tempted to curse back at the distressed dismal but he remembered that he could not afford to lose yet another job.
Tails: "I'm sorry to have angered you, have you got your order ready?"
Amy: "Oh my god! I'm so sorry I bitched at you like that Tails. It's just; I'm going through so much and... Hey have you seen Sonic recently?"
Tails: (chuckling) "Yeah he's at the Chaos Strip Club! Getting a lap dance and probably feeling on some hot titties right now!"
Amy: "Ok motherfucker enough bullshit! Now where is my man!?"
Tails: "Chill, it was just a joke, actually he's here. He wants to tell you something."
Amy: "Oooh! Where?"
Tails: "Listen, is seems like every fucking person in this stupid town wants to get married but me. And Eggman just opened up a wedding chapel just south of here."
Amy: "Where the hell is my man?!"
Tails: "He's not here I just said that so you would listen to what I had to say... He's probably at the chapel thingy right-"
Tails was cut off when Amy ran at full speed out of the restaurant.
Tails: "And that's what I get trying to get sympathy from any bitches in this town! I guess no one will understand the fact that I'm gay!"