The time is now 12:57 P.M.
Rouge stopped dead in her tracks.
Rouge: "What the hell do you mean this isn't the real Shadow?"
Eggman: "He is one of many clones I have made in the past. They all have different personalities. You just happened to have gotten the proper talking one."
Rouge: "Where the hell is my real man?!" The bat said worried.
Eggman: "He's actually here at the hotel suite working as a janitor." Eggman said matter-of-factly.
Rouge: "I'm going to get him ri-"
Eggman: "That won't be necessary; I actually need you to marry my Shadow Android."
Rouge: "There is no fucking way I'm-"
Eggman: "I thought you'd say that, however I have a little something for you in return."
Rogue: "Can I get full a sentence-"
Eggman: "No you can't a full sentence out, I'll do most of the talking. Now listen you have to marry my robot because we need to conveince Sonic and his friends that this is a real chapel land and not a death trap."
Rouge: "Go on."
Eggman: "As far as I've heard no one yet has suspected anything, it seems like they actually trust me now!"
Rouge: "How does Shadow being nice convince them?"
Eggman: "Tomorrow and for the rest of the days my Shadow bot will be very nice at everyone's wedding. Then I will move the locations of the gates so no one knows how to get out. Then "Shadow" will take lead and everyone will follow him because he's been so nice to them that despite the fact that he works for me, they will trust him.
Rouge: "Ah!" Rouge said with a smirk. "But why can't you just use the real Shadow?"
Eggman: "You really think he has the ability to act so nicely?!"
Rouge: "Oh, ok, go on."
Eggman: "He will lead them straight into my animal crematorium, where I will finally-"
Rouge: "Rape them!" Rouge yelled on purpose.
Eggman: "What the hell Rouge?!"
Rouge: "Sorry it's been rough without my baby. I think I'm losing it.." Rouge lied, she was only trying to see the real Shadow.
Eggman: (sighs) "You'll get to be with him after my plan hatches, as for now get ready, pucker up those lips, take off that top, spread those legs, break out the wedding vows, and pop that pussy for 'Shadow'" The scientist chuckled.
Rouge: "Fuck you!" She exclaimed laughing. "So my prize is the real Shadow back?"
Eggman: "Correctemente!" he smirked.
Rouge: "Alright doc, it's getting late I gotta catch a few z's, big day tomorrow."
Eggman: "You know I did add a sex feature to my Shadow Ro-"
Rouge: "Don't even think about that nasty shit! Good night!" She yelled at the joking doctor.
Eggman: "See you in the morning."
Then the scientist left the room the same way he entered, through the ceilling.
Shadow Android: "So now that you know about me, and we are getting married tomorrow, it's tradition that we have-"
Rouge put her hand over the robot's mouth.
Rouge: "If you dare finish that sentence, I promise that once this scheme is over, that you will pulling 2 axes out of your ass!"
Shadow: "I'm sorry, please forgive-"
Rouge: "Just shut the fuck up and go to bed!"