Note: This chapter starts the wedding chapters, they will be rather long and divided. However every night at the hotel will be a new chapter.
The time now is 10:02 A.M.
Eggman over the P.A. System: "Good morning, rise and shine and get ready for Knuckle's and Cream's wedding." He wailed to wake the hotel residents.
Being a light sleeper, Tails was the first to wake.
Tails: "Baby! Get up! Oops, I mean Knuckles get up!" He shouted to the echidna that was still slumbering in his bed.
Knuckles: "Good morning baby! I mean Tails!" Knucks corrected himself.
Tails: "You have to marry Cream?!" He said in disbelief. "Are you gay or straight?"
Knuckles: "Umm, yeah, I have to marry her so that Amy won't get suspicious of Sonic cheating on her with Cream." He explained.
Tails didn't reply but just looked down.
Knuckles: "Something wrong?"
Tails just glared at him.
Knuckles: "Oh! Don't worry I'm still gay, it's all for Sonic."
Tails: "I like you!" He said with a smile at Knuckles.
Knuckles: "I like you too! Will you be my boyfriend?" he asked.
Tails: "No! At the moment you're taken!" The fox joked.
Knuckles: "Haha very funny Tails! Now after Amy leaves, I promise we can be together." He assured Tails.
Tails ran over to Knuckles, tackled him, and gave him a huge hug. Both kept laughing uncontrollably.
Tails: "Ok, and if that Cream calls herself claiming you for real, I will cut her ass!" He laughed and joked.
Knuckles: "No, she knows, that's not gonna happen. Hehehe! Alright now get off me! I'm getting married!"
Tails chuckled and let Knuckles get ready, making him laugh uncontrollably.
-Meanwhile-
Sonic was still snoring, and Amy didn't want to fight with him to wake him up, so she tip toed back to her room. She was shocked that her room door was already open. She rushed in.
Amy: "Cream! Why the hell are you in my room?" Amy looked at her suspiciously.
Cream: (gathering her thoughts) "Oh my god! How did I end up in here? Oh yeah! I came to get MY LAPTOP out of your room! I bought it so it's mines!" She lied while trying to sound tough.
Amy: "Bitch! Get the fuck now and take that shitty laptop with you! I don't want it anymore! I don't need you anymore either! My man has 2 jobs! I got my man back!" Amy yelled crossing her arms.
Cream couldn't help laughing at the fooled girl a little bit. Amy was so arrogant she didn't notice.
Amy: "Don't get mad at me because you DON'T have a man! Bitch, you need to do something and get your own man. And just so you know, I got the last good one, Sonic! Ha!" Amy insulted Cream.
Cream tried to keep herself from laughing too much and hold a conversation.
Cream: "So...(hehehe) You and Sonic are back on?" The girl asked in-between laughs. "Oh whatever will I do with you at my place anymore?!" Cream taunted with sarcasm.
Amy: "Oh yeah, now I remember you do have a man! Knuckles! Too bad he's cheating on you!" Amy said ignoring Cream's taunt.
Cream: "Ok bitch, my MAN is not cheating on me you're just saying that to get me pissed! My man loves me, we're getting married today!" Cream said back.
Amy: "Then why are you not with him? Huh? He's probably with the mistress right now as we speak!"
Cream: "It's tradition that bride and groom DON'T see each other on the wedding day before the wedding dumbass!" Cream yelled back.
Suddenly, Rouge came inside the room with 3 wedding dresses.
Rouge: "Good morning ladies! We all have to get ready in here to stop the bride from seeing the groom. Here are the dresses!" Rouge said as she showed off the gowns.
The bridesmaids dresses were long and yellow with small teal polka dots all over them. The bride's dress was very big and pink and couldn't possibly fit Cream.
Cream: "Ok, I wanted to pick out my fucking wedding dress since it's MY wedding!" she yelled at Rouge. And then she remembered that it wasn't a real wedding. "But it's cute I guess I could wear it. Where'd you get it?" She asked.
Rouge: "Eggman's taste in clothing..." She answered.
Amy: "How the fuck am I gonna be her bridesmaid!?" Amy complained.
-Meanwhile-
Sonic woke up in relief that Amy was no where to be found. He had just two things on his mind, getting his iPhone back, and being Knuckle's best man. He had no clue where he could be.
Sonic: "Hey Knuckles!" He screamed in the hallways.
The echo made it back to Tails' room.
Tails: "Oh shit! You hear that?" The echidna nodded. "What are we going to do?" Tails asked while helping Knuckles put on his tux.
Knuckles: "Just hide me and say you don't know where I am when he asks."
Tails: "But what if he runs into Shadow and he tells Sonic everything!?" He panicked.
Knuckles: "Oh shit, I guess you have a point! Ok... How about I hurry up and walk out of here and talk to him?" He suggested.
Tails: "Just pray that he doesn't see you walk out from this room!"
Knuckles took a deep breath and opened Tails' room door.
Knuckles: "See ya babe!" he said to Tails as he left.
Sonic spotted the red animal instantly and ran over.
Sonic: "Sup Knux! Got my phone?" He asked.
Knuckles: "Yup right here..." The echinda brought out an iPhone.
Sonic: "Thanks dude! Damn it's out of juice!" Sonic said when he tried to turn it on.
Knuckles: (feeling very nervous) "Sorry..."
Sonic: "Why are you coming out of Tails' room?" The naive hedgehog questioned.
Knuckles: "I-I-I needed a tie..." The echidna stuttered his words.
Sonic: "What's wrong with ya? You seem kind of on the edge."
Knuckles: "No-nothing, I'm fine." Knuckles said, wishing this conversation was over.
Sonic: "Well even though Tails gave you that tie, and you're looking sharp might I add." Knuckles blushed. "I'm still your best man right?" He asked.
Knuckles just nodded, he was already lost for his words as is.
Sonic: "Thanks alot Knxs! You'll be the best man at my wedding too! Now where's my best man tux?"
Knuckles just remembered that Tails was wearing the best man tuxedo. For obvious reasons, Tails was going to be the "best man".
Knuckles: "Umm, I got my tux from Eggman, he appears to be supplying all the wedding clothing. He probably has it, go see him." He lied to his blue friend.
Sonic: "Thanks once again Knux! You're the man! Alright I'm off to get my best man tuxedo see ya dude!" Sonic said as he bolted off.
Knuckles: "What the fuck have I gotten myself into?!" He asked himself.
-Meanwhile-
Cream: "You are not about to act like a total bitch on MY wedding day!" She yelled at the complaining Amy.
Amy: "Rouge, I know you are not gonna let this whore make me do something I don't want to do!" Amy wailed at Rouge while she was putting on makeup.
Cream: "Rouge, I know you are not gonna take her side on MY wedding day right?" She threatened while trying to make her dress fit.
Amy: "Rogue!"
Cream: "Rouge!"
Rouge: "Look, I'm being nice today because I expect THE SAME from you two on my wedding day! Now just get along and put that petty shit behind the both of you until after all these weddings! Understand?!" She yelled at the arguing girls.
Cream and Amy shut their mouths. It appeared that Rouge had made her point. However, they still continued to talk shit about one another in their heads.
Amy in her head: "Really Rouge? I thought we were tight? Well I really don't give a damn about her right now. I mean just in a few days, me and Sonic will be known as a husband and wife to all. Then I'll finally be rid of both of these bitches for ever! Especially Cream, I swear if it this wasn't her wedding day, shit would be popping right this second! And that dress looks horrible as hell on her! I wonder what Knuckles sees in that?! I can't wait to be with my man! So let's just fake it till we make it bitches!"
Cream in her head: "Well I can officially scratch "marrying a gay guy" off my list of things to before I die. I mean really, I can't bieleve I'm really going through with this. All for that jack-ass Sonic! I mean would you fake marry a gay dude to keep your man? Didn't think so! I'm doing all this shit for him when he can't even be man enough to admit that he doesn't love Amy anymore! I swear, Tails and Knuckles may be gay but they are more of men than Sonic will ever be! I think he deserved to die last night! I'm so sick of all this shit! I wish I would have just came from under the covers and watched Sonic be murdered. Hell, I probably would have helped Amy! Funny that after all I've done for that motherfucker, this is how she treats me! I guess that's what you for being nice to people! Speaking of her, that bitch better get that idea that Sonic is hers out of her mind and quick, or else this is going to be some hell-of-a-wedding!"
Rouge: "Wow. I didn't think you guys would actually listen to me! That's the way it should be around here!" Rouge said as she finished putting on her dress.
Amy and Cream ignored Rouge and continue getting ready for the wedding.
Rouge: "Well I'm done, meet me in the lobby once you girls are done getting ready. I'll tell you where to go from there." Rouge said leaving.
Amy and Cream: "Ok."
-Meanwhile-
The time is now 12:01 P.M.
Tails: "What the fuck do you mean I'm not the best man?!" He said angrily to his boyfriend.
Knuckles: "Sorry, I was just lost for words." he apologized.
Tails: "No! I'm being the best man or I'm not being in this wedding!" He yelled.
Knuckles: "Don't be mad babe, you get me when all this shit is over."
Tails: "No! Your choosing right now, it's either me or Sonic?" He demanded.
Knuckles: "Well I don't want Sonic on my ass because we'll get in a fight. You know I would choose you first because-" he was cut off.
Tails: "Because what?"
Knuckles: "I love you!"
Tails: "So I'm the best man right?" The fox said crossing his arms and getting an attitude.
Knuckles: "(sighs) Look, you are not making this easy for me, I don't want to lose my lover or my friend." He complained.
Tails: "Well which is more important? Think about that! I'll be in the lobby. And if I'm not the best man then you can kiss this relationship good-bye, plus I'm telling everyone you're secret!" The fox said as he stormed out of the room.
Knuckles: "(sighs) Gay men... I swear they get mad worse than a woman!" He yelled at the wall.
-Meanwhile-
The time is 12:12 P.M.
Sonic found Dr. Eggman in the hotel lobby, dressed as a preacher. Rouge, Tails , and The Shadow Android were also there all wearing their appopriate gowns. They were waiting for Cream, Amy, and Knuckles to arrive.
Eggman: "What's up little pest?" He greeted Sonic.
Sonic: "Lookie here doc!" He ignored the comment. "You have the best man tux on ya?"
Eggman: "No, Knuckles can and got his tux and that tux from me this morning. I don't even have a spare tux available for you: Sorry."
Sonic couldn't bieleve what he was hearing.
Sonic: "You're lying to me!" The hedgehog yelled at Eggman.
Eggman was shocked he was being accused of lying.
Eggman: "Lookie here hedgehog! I said DON'T have any more tuxedo for your little rascal ass!" He countered back.
Sonic: "Knuckles said you most likely had it!" He yelled back.
Eggman knew what to say now.
Eggman: "Well tell that lying motherfucker that someone has to give up a tux or you can't be in the wedding. By the way.." He pointed to Tails. "Tails is wearing the best man suit I beileve."
Sonic immediately ran over to Tails.
Sonic: "Tails, why the hell ARE YOU wearing the best man suit when I'm supposed to be the best man!?" He yelled at his two-tailed friend.
Tails was sure he'd win this argument.
Tails: "Well I don't know if you've talked to Knuckles recently, but I can bet you my lunch that he'd said I'M THE BEST MAN!" He yelled back.
Sonic: "Give one fucking reason he should make you the best man over me! I'm the one that found him and made him apart of our team! Without me, you two would Have never even met at all! And what the fuck have you done for him? Get on his fucking nerves everyday and cause him trouble that's all the shit you've ever done for him!" Sonic bellowed at Tails.
Tails thought about what to say long and hard.
Tails in his head: "I've loved him, that's some shit you'll never do!" he said and walked away.
Sonic: "Nothing! Just as I expected!" He taunted as the Fox went away.
Recommend song: Sonic Adventure Dx: Event 1
Tails ran to the bathroom, and sat in a stall and pulled out his iPhone. His sobs were so sad that his tears were crying.
Tails: "Who are you picking for the best man?" He texted Knuckles.
Knuckles: "I love you Tails, I couldn't imagine being without you even thought our relationship has only lasted...not even a full day. But I have to make Sonic my best man beca-" His text was cut short, Tails assumed he was being rushed and didn't have time to complete the message. Either way, he knew what was coming next.
Tails completely cried his eyes out and was so mad that he threw his phone down the drain. He was beginning to lose his mind.
Tails: "THIS IS SO THE END!" The boy yelled in the stalls, not caring who heard him.
-Meanwhile-
Cream: "Ok damn Amy! It's MY wedding day and you are making everyone late by taking so fucking long!" The bride bellowed at her bridesmaid.
Amy took forever to put on her wedding gown and spent an extra 20 minutes putting on her make-up.
Amy: "Don't rush me! I need time to become the princess I am!" She grinned.
Cream: "PRINCESS MY ASS!"
Amy: "Someone's jealous that their bridesmaid looks better than themself!" She taunted.
Cream: "This wedding has been difficult. I mean, any WEDDING is difficult for Amy. But I really did think that you'd be there for me because you are MY BEST FRIEND! We've lived together for 3 years and in one day you've totally changed into a different person. Now it is Crystal Clear to me that you don't wish me the best! And since you are not happy about this day, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE APART OF IT!" The rabbit said as she left out the room.
Amy stood there stunned at what just happened. She then decided to pursue Cream.
Cream: "Get the fuck away from me!" She ordered, dressed in her over-sized wedding dress.
Amy: "Cream I-" She said in a soft tone.
Cream: "I said, YOU'RE NOT IN IT! What the fuck do you not get about that?" The bride yelled, continuing her speed walk to the lobby.
Amy grabbed on to Cream's dress while she was walking away.
Amy: "Pl-please let me be in this wedding!" The girl pleaded.
It became clear to Cream that she now had to use force to stop Amy.
-Meanwhile-
Knuckles was putting on the finishing touches on his tuxedo.
Knuckles: "Oh damn! I didn't even finish that text!" He told himself as he checked his phone. He added to his text.
Knuckles on his iPhone: "Sorry, I didn't finish. I have to make Sonic the best man because this is a FAKE wedding! I don't love Cream and I wouldn't want to remember this day, so I couldn't have you be it obviously! Lol"
Knuckles waited a minute for his lover to respond.
Knuckles: "Ok... Wonder what's taking him so long? Knowing him, he's probably looking for me. Well, I have to turn this off now." Knuckles said while tucking his iPhone away and proceeding to the lobby.
-Meanwhile-
Tails came running from the bathroom to the lobby where everyone was waiting.
Tails: "YOU WANT THIS MOTHERFUCKING, STUPID ASS, TUXEDO SONIC? WELL IT'S ALL FUCKING YOUR'S NOW! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS FUCKING WEDDING!" Tails yelled, while taking off the best man suit and tossing it in Sonic's face.
Sonic: "Ummm. Thanks? You didn't have to toss it!" The hedgehog said gladly as he rushed to the bathroom to put it on.
Rouge: "Where are you going Tails?"
Tails: "I'M LEAVING THIS STUPID CHAPEL LAND!" he bellowed.
Eggman: "Sorry you can't leave until all the weddings have passed." He said with a laugh.
Tails: "What the fuck do you mean?" The fox yelled at Eggman.
Eggman: "That's a part of our little deal, I host free weddings and in reutrn you guys stay here for each and every last one!" he chukcled.
Tails in his head: "I'll just fly right out here!" He thought, then proceeded outside.
Eggman: "And don't even think about flying out, I've got security packed at every angle. Even if you tried to escape underground." The scientist chuckled.
Upon hearing this, Tails hid his raging attitude and ran back to his room.
-Meanwhile-
Cream: "If I have to kill you, it'll be no problem!" The rabbit yelled at Amy while getting in a fighting pose.
Amy: "I'm not taking no for an answer!" Amy responded, bringing out her hammer.
Cream: "Cheese, kill her!" She ordered her chao.
The chao spun circles around her to dizzy her out. Then Cream planned to punch her till death.
Amy: "I'll get you little motherfucker!" She yelled swinging her hammer to swat the chao like a fly.
Cheese: "Try to get me you dumb ass!" The Chao taunted at the girl. He also stuck out his tongue.
Amy: "Cream! I hope you have another one of these motherfuckers CAUSE THIS ONE'S DEAD!" She yelled while swinging even harder and faster.
Cream chuckled as her Chao made Amy spin in circles. It was kind of funny of how a little blue thing could make someone so angry.
Cream: "Keep going Cheese!" She chanted.
Cream's plan was actually working for a while, since Amy was slower at swinging in her bridesmaid dress. That was until someone showed up.
Knuckles: "Hey ladies break it up!" He commanded while running in-between the two girls.
Cream: "Tell that bitch she's not in THIS WEDDING!" she ordered her "husband."
Amy: "Knuckles, LEAVE THIS UGLY WHORE!" She yelled back.
Knuckles: "Sorry Amy, but this our wedding and if m-my w-ife wants you out of it then that's her choice." He struggled to say as Amy raised her hammer.
Amy: "I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THEN!" The girl yelled before rapidly swinging her hammer at Knuckles who was in front of Cream now.
Knuckles: "Don't make me hit you! He-y!" Knuckles yelled as he was protecting Cream.
Cream and Cheese screamed very loudly in hallway. Secretly, Cream was loving that Knuckles was protecting her.
Amy swung her hammer very hard on Knuckle's foot. He yelped in pain and Cream and Cheese screamed even louder. He was wearing a durable shoe, which was why his foot was bleeding.
Knuckles: "ALRIGHT YOU CRAZY BITCH! YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME, GET READY TO DIE!" Knuckles got into full fight mode.
He ran full force into Amy, slamming her into the wall and knocking her hammer out of her reach. Amy was now bleeding from her mouth.
Knuckles: "It breaks me to fight woman, but I had no choice!" He yelled at himself, thinking Amy was taken out.
Cream and Cheese cheered him on.
Cream: "Thank you Knuckles! But now I need to get downstairs. We have to hurry or else we'll be late." She said happily, impressed at Knuckle's actions.
Knuckles: "It makes me to make a girl happy, but destroys me to-"he was cut off.
Cream: "KNUCKLES!" she yelled.
Suddenly, Tails picked up Amy's hammer and started flying.
Tails: "You don't mess with other people's feelings and GET AWAY WITH IT YOU FUCKTARD!" He yelled at Knuckles.
Knuckles fell to the ground and stared at the angry fox in disbelief.
-Meanwhile-
Sonic was filled with joy that he was indeed going to be the "best man". He ran to the bathroom stall to put on his tuxedo.
Sonic: "As happy as I am to be the best man, I hate seeing Tails so mad." He said to himself as he was getting dressed.
He was rushing to get dressed so quickly that he accidentally flushed the toilet.
Sonic: "Haha that's funny." he laughed to himself.
He laughed until he heard the toilet making some weired noise as it flushed. He decided to look directly down at the toilet water.
Sonic: "The fuck?" He said as he looked.
Suddenly, covered in water, Tails' IPhone emerges from the toilet. Splashing Sonic with toilet water and hitting him right in the face. It landed on the ground after leaving Sonic's face.
Sonic: "Shit! Damn!" He cursed as he wiped the filthy water from his eyes and face.
"Everything ok in there?" A voice said.
Sonic: "Ummm, yeah, something just flew... Nevermind!" He answered the voice.
Sonic decided to pick up the iPhone even though it might not be fixable at this point. He planned to sell it one day once it dried. He left the stall when he was stopped.
Shadow: "What the fuck were you doing in the toilet? Having toilet sex? There's water all over your face and your tuxedo!" The hedgehog asked.
Sonic: "Mind your own business! And why the fuck are you cleaning a bathroom WHEN GUYS ARE IN IT!? Sorry, but that sounds a little gay." He yelled at Shadow.
Shadow: "I'm a janitor, I have duties you know!" He smirked at Sonic.
Sonic: "Wait weren't you just in a tuxedo in the lobby waiting with Rouge and Eggman?" He questioned Shadow.
Shadow: (looking paranoid) "Ummm, my shift is up, I have to go now! See ya!" He said while edging for the door.
Sonic: "Shift is over MY ASS!" He then followed Shadow out of the bathroom.
-Meanwhile-
Amy is still unconsoious.
Knuckles: "Tails!? What the hell are you doing!" He yelled.
Tails: "Cream, please step out! It's about to get ugly in this bitch! And quit playing dumb you jackass!" He yelled.
Cream: "No! This is my wedding day! I'm doing what ever the hell I want!" She thundered back at him.
Tails: "Ok, ladies first then." He said while swinging the hammer over her head, just missing by inches.
Cream and Cheese staring screaming again until Cheese spoke up.
Cheese: "If you want to kill me, then do it! I'm willing to die for my mother!" He said angrily while flying around Tails, trying to dizzy him out.
Knuckles: (now very mad) "YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING SICK! TRYING TO KILL A WOMAN!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" He barked at Tails while trying to fight him.
Tails: "NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED, HAD YOU MADE ME THE BEST MAN! I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S SHIT ABOUT ANYONE!" He yelled at Knuckles.
Knuckles: "YOU STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!" He said clinging on to Tails' foot.
From the combination of Knuckles and Tails' fighting, Cream was knocked unconscious by the hammer while it hit her forehead.
Cream: "AHHHHHH!" The girl wailed in pain.
Knuckles immediately rushed over to her, where she whispered in his ear.
Cream: (whispering) "I've been hit pretty hard, but I'm just playing dead so he will leave me alone. Please Knuckles, I mean baby, (she risked calling him that) kick his ass for me! I love you!" She said and then went back to playing dead.
Tails: "I'm not sorry, that's just the fucking product of his dumb ass!" He yelled while rising the hammer once again to swing at Knuckles behind his back.
Knuckles: "I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS NOW!" He barked while getting in a fighting pose.
Tails: "No, baby, I don't want to fight! I just want you!" He said angrily trying to trick Knuckles, still swinging the hammer.
Knuckles: "I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE! YOU JUST KILLED A MOTHERFUCKING WOMAN!" He was now throwing jabs at Tails now.
Tails: "This all goes back to you not choosing me as the best man." Tails said, now above Knuckles trying to fight.
Knuckles: "IF YOU WOULD HAVE READ MY TEXT YOU WOULD KNOW YOU DUMB FUCK!"
Tails: "ARE YOU FUCKING HIM? SHADOW? WHO ELSE!" he bellowed while getting hit by Knuckle's punches.
Knuckles and Tails have gone out of control with their fighting now. Amy is starting to regain conscious and Cream is still playing dead.
Cheese: "I'm late for yo Gabba Gabba!" He complained above the fighters.
-Meanwhile-
Rogue: "Damn! How long are we gonna wait for them?" She complained while leaning on the lobby counter.
Eggman: "I don't know, but they better as hell be hurrying up! I don't have all day! It's already 1:27 P.M.!" He responded.
Rogue: "I'll text Cream." She volunteered.
Eggman: "Alright. Shadow Android, are you ready to be nice?"
Shadow A.: "Yes, doctor. But I've gotten a text from the real me and he says Sonic is getting suspicious of him. What should we do?" The robot asked.
Eggman: "Tell him to use chaos control to lose the blue motherfucker!" He instructed.
Rogue on her phone: "What's taking so long girl? Everyone's waiting!"
Cream on phone: "Ok, I'll tell everyone to finish up."
-Meanwhile-
Knuckles was just about to deal the final blow to Tails when he was interrupted.
Cream: "Stop it! " She yelled at the fighters.
Knuckles: "Why? I was almost kicking his-" he was cut off.
Cream: "We have a wedding to get through, now I want everyone to just leave this silly fight where it is and we will finish later!" She ordered.
Tails: "But I love Knuckles! He will be mine after this wedding right?"
Cream: "Who the fuck said that? Knuckles is MY MAN! Did you see the way he stood up for me? That's real love right there! He was about to fuck you up last time I checked!" She yelled.
Knuckles just listened to them fight over him.
Tails: "I thought your ass was dead! And what happened to you liking Sonic?"
Cream: (ignoring Tails) "Knuckles are you gay or straight? Because we both have strong feelings for you!"
Knuckles just glared at them.
Tails: "He already promised me-" He was cut off.
Knuckles: "I will decide after the wedding, until then this stays between the 3 of us you hear!"
Tails was heart broken that his there is a chance his lover might dump him. However, he goes along with what he says to get on Knuckle's good side instead of letting his true feelings show.
Cream has lost all feelings for Sonic. She doesn't know how or when she will tell him once the wedding getaway is over. She's officially fallen in love with Knuckles.
Cream and Tails: "Yes sir!" They were now competing for him now.
Amy finally woke up.
Cream: "Ok Amy, for the sake of having a decent wedding day, you should be in it. I'm only allowing this to get rid all of this drama." She explained to Amy.
Amy: "That was ALL you had to do the FIRST TIME!" She said with an attitude and then went to the lobby.
Knuckles: (chuckling) "Good thing she didn't hear us!"
Tails in his head: "I wish she would have heard. Then she'd know what was and tell everyone else his "secret"."
Tails: "Hehe, I know right!" He lied to Knuckles.
Cream in her head: "Shut the fuck up! Trying to flirt with MY MAN!"
Cream: "Ok, we better get going!" She said finally making her way towards the lobby.
Knuckles: "Isn't bad luck for the bride to see the groom though?" He said.
Cream has already left, ignoring Knuckles.
Knuckles: "And why didn't you read my text?"
Tails: "I've got four words for you. YOU BETTER PICK ME!" He threatened and then went to the lobby.
Knuckles in his head: "Oh god..."
-Meanwhile-
Sonic is still chasing Shadow through the hotel.
Sonic: "Something's up with you! So just tell me!" He yelled while pursuing the black hedgehog.
Shadow checked his iPhone while running and he received a text.
Shadow A's Text: "Use your chaos control!"
Shadow stopped in his tracks and started to take out his chaos emerald. He then remembered that he had broken it the night before, trying to save Cream.
Sonic tackled Shadow and pinned him to the ground.
Shadow: "Get the fuck off of me! Mind your own fucking business!" He screamed at Sonic.
Sonic: "Just tell me what's going on! YOU SMELL LIKE DEEP FRIED ASS!" He yelled at Shadow.
Shadow: "Look, I'm a JANITOR! Janitors don't smell like fucking Beyonce! Why do you care what I smell like anyway?" He yelled back.
Sonic: "How the hell did you from a tuxedo to your janitor clothes with the wedding starting any minute!?" He asked, holding Shadow down.
Shadow: "Ok, you have two choices motherfucker! Either get off me and go to the wedding that is starting right this minute. Or I can just tell Amy about you and Cream last night!" He threatened.
Sonic: "What the-" He was cut off.
Shadow: "How do you think she got from under the covers?" He smirked.
The Shadow Android had explained everything that has happened to Shadow, Rouge, and Eggman.
Sonic: "Alright, you win this one! But it's not over yet!" He yelled while running to the lobby.
Shadow: "Dumb ass!" He chuckled as he left.
-Meanwhile-
The time is now 1:54 P.M.
Everyone was now finally in the lobby.
Eggman: "It's about time! Now follow me to the Onyx Chapel. Your guests have been waiting all day."
Cream: "What guests?"
Eggman ignored her and led the crowd outside the hotel. Until he realized something.
Eggman: "Tails? I though you weren't going to be in the wedding-" He was cut off.
Tails: "I changed my mind!" He yelled.
Cream: "Well the only position left is the flower girl! Cheese is already the ring bearer." She laughed.
Tails: "I'll do it!" He was desperate to be included.
Everyone laughed at Tails except for Knuckles. They thought it was funny to have a boy-flower girl.
Amy: "Well, Cream you have a flower boy!" She chuckled, trying to make up with Cream by making small-talk.
Cream: "I guess so!" She laughed back.
After this, Eggman continued to lead everyone to the Onyx Chapel, once they got outside Eggman gave everyone a position. The guests were already seated and growing impatient.
Eggman: "Ok, Knuckles you sneak around the back and be at the altar." He ordered.
Knuckles: "Gotcha doc." And he left.
Eggman: "Amy, Rouge, you two will walk down the isle with Sonic and err, Shadow."
Sonic: "But who's going to walk Cream down the aisle?" He said, hoping he could be the one to do it.
Amy: "HE SAID ME AND YOU HAVE TO WALK THE ISLE TOGTHER! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT THAT!" She yelled right in Sonic's ear.
Shadow A.: "Please refrain from using such language in this setting."
Sonic in his head: "And he's back in that fucking tuxedo again! What the fuck!"
Cream: "Shadow is right, quit it with that bad language." She said to Amy.
Amy: "Bit-" She was cut off.
Tails: "Don't start this again you two!" He cut Amy off. "Let's have a GOOD wedding!"
Amy in her head: "You just better make sure you wash your ass! You two tailed motherfucker!"
Eggman: "Ok, as I was saying, the bridesmaids and groomsmen will walk down the isle together." Amy smirked. "Big will walk Cream down the aisle."
Everyone: "Big?!" They were shocked he was here.
Eggman: "I know he's one of the guests but he's the perfect man for the job. He'll be sitting close to the door way when we get in."
Cream: "Who else is at my wedding?"
Eggman: "You'll find out soon enough! Anyways, once Cream gets to the aisle, our flower-boy (he chuckled) will pass out flowers while skipping!"
Tails sighed as everyone chuckled.
Eggman: "And then the ring bearer will bring the rings following Tails." He explained.
Cheese: "Chao, chao!" He said while holding the box of rings.
Rouge: "Alright motherfuckers! We've waited long enough! Let's get this show on the road!" She announced to everyone.
Everyone but Shadow laughed at her and went to their places.
Shadow A.: "Rogue, please refrain-" He was cut off.
Rouge: "I'm sorry, now take my hand!" She yelled at him.