The Onyx chapel was purple and gray colored with rainbow stained glass windows. It looked like a church of some sort. It was big and spacious and filled with all sorts of SEGA characters including: Big, Silver, Blaze, Princess Elise, Espio, Charmy, Vector, Jet, Wave, Storm, Aiai, Mimi, GonGon, Nights, Reala, Alex Kidd, Ulala, Pudding, Amigo, Beat, Gum, Tikal, Eggman Nega, and Billy Hatcher. It also had a full reception hall in another room.
Blaze: "It's about damn time! They're a full hour late!" She complained to Silver.
Silver: "Never planned a wedding huh? They take time!" He said back to her.
Blaze: "You were married?"
Silver: "Yes... But I'm not telling you who it was!" He said defensively.
Blaze: "Come on, just tell me her name!" She teased.
Silver has been married to both women and men, he is scared to tell anyone this secret.
Silver: "Don't worry about it!"
Blaze: "Wait, don't tell me! It's a he isn't?" She teased him some more.
Silver: "No!" he yelled to her.
Blaze: "You can't fool me with that look on your face! Tell me about him!"
Silver: "For the last time-" He was cut off.
Blaze: "Oh I bet you're heart broken aren't you? Don't worry I'll find a guy for when we get to the reception ok?" She comforted him.
Silver finally decided to give it up.
Silver: "I'd like that!" He told Blaze. "But please don't tell anyone!"
Blaze: "I love keeping secrets! It's safe with me."
Silver: "You know, if you can't find any guys, find me a girl then please."
Blaze: "Oooh! I will!" she laughed.
Because they were so similar, Ulala, Pudding, and Gum sat together in the same row.
Pudding: "Oooh! Girl, that Knuckles is fiiiiiiine!" She gushed.
Ulala: "Bitch please, he's my future hubby! I can't wait until him and that rabbit bitch break up!" She said.
Gum: "Ok, both of you bitches don't have a chance with him!" She grabbed their attention. "You see that look in his eyes? That's true love! I doubt him and Cream will break up."
Pudding: "Well I'll just have to break them up then!" She said happily.
Ulala: "May the best bitch win!" He taunted to Pudding.
Gum: "Hey I wanna break them up too!"
Pudding: "Aren't you still with Beat?" She asked.
Gum: "Yeah but-" She was cut off.
Ulala: "Then you have no reason to want Knuckles!" she told the girl.
Gum: "What? A girl can't cheat! I've never had the luxury of two boyfriends!" She explained.
Pudding: "Well, don't get mad at us if he catches your ass!" She said with a laugh.
Ulala: "Yeah, cheat at your own risk!" She laughed.
Gum: "Let's work together to break them up, then once he's free it's every man, I mean woman for herself!" She declared.
Ulala and Pudding: "Ok!"
-Meanwhile-
The best man and maid of honor walked down the aisle, whispering thoughts in their heads as the guests stared at them. Jet, Wave, Storm, and Alex Kidd noticed Amy's mouth sore.
Jet: "Damn! Who the hell broke her jaw?" He laughed at her injury.
Wave: "I hate that bitch! That's exactly what she get! Looks like Sonic had to handle his business!" She smirked.
Storm: "Hey Amy-" He was cut off.
Wave: "You idiot!" She clamped his mouth. "Don't yell out what we're saying!"
Storm: "Sorry, I just couldn't help it.." He apologized.
Wave rolled her eyes at her partner.
Alex Kidd: "That bruise looks severe! I think she should get medical attention!" He exclaimed.
Jet: "Oh don't tell me you actually care for her!" He said, trying to make him fell bad.
Alex Kidd: "It's not so much that I care for her, I just hate, hate, hate, domestic abuse. Especially when a woman is being harmed." He explained.
Wave: "Shut your goody, goody tushu ass up!" She taunted at the boy.
Alex Kidd: "We live in America, I have a right to free speech!" He defended himself.
Storm: "Who invited him anyway?"
Alex Kidd: "Eggman, he invited everyone here."
Jet, Wave, and Storm ignored Alex Kidd. He was too proper for them to associate with.
Amy in her head: "Oh shit! I bet they're all staring at this mouth sore. I can't take much more of this shit! The only keeping me going is holding my man's hand. Damn! He so sexy! I swear I'll be in heaven once this wedding getaway is through." She said as completed the aisle with Sonic.
Sonic in his head: "Something's not right with Cream! I mean I'm glad she's really getting into this wedding idea and seems happy, but she hasn't texted me all day... I know she remembers that this a FAKE wedding! She better start talking to me, or some serious shit is gonna be started in this bitch! And so now Tails is over being the best man? Yet he totally cursed me out earlier! I don't know, I have to talk with all these motherfuckers once this is over! And I've been ready to put my shoe up Shadow's ass! I don't know what's going on, all of my friends are all weird as fuck now!" he said while walking the aisle hand-in-hand with Amy.
Sonic and Amy part ways, Sonic goes on Knuckle's side, Amy goes on the bride side. Eggman is in the center, waiting for the rest to make it down the aisle. Vector, Charmy and Espio are the wedding band, playing traditional wedding music. All the guests are quiet and seated in their plush chairs, all expect whispers between Ulala, Pudding, and Gum.
Ulala: "Hey guys, for our first move how about tripping Cream!?" She suggested.
Gum: "Yeah, let's hit this bitch hard!" She agreed.
Pudding: "But just don't get caught!" She cautioned.
Ulala: "Oh, don't worry I've got the perfect plan, I got this!" She reassured.
Shadow Android and Rouge were next to walk the aisle.
Rouge in her head: "Oh, where is my Shadow! I need him, oh I need him now! I miss his masculine scent, his beautiful red eyes, his charming smile. I miss his strong, black muscles, the way he took control of things like a man should! Some day this will be me and him at this altar! This metal copy is shit compared to my boo! Eggman can't make a decent copy of someone if it bit him in the ass!" She thought while walking with the Shadow Android.
Shadow A. In his head: "I wonder, does Eggman really value me as a good robot. I mean once all this is over, where does that leave me? Will I just go into his pile of unwanted robots? What's my gain from acting so nice? I feel used, I feel like my only purpose is to serve that fat motherfucker! I was built with a heart, unlike the rest of his creations. Therefore, I deserve to live like everyone else. I will act nice like my creator has told me to, but I have just too much heart to trick all these wonderful into death. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I know that I cannot kill anyone." He thought as ha navigated the aisle with Rouge by his side.
Shadow Android and Rouge part once they reach the aisle, just as Amy and Sonic did.
Tails, the flower boy was next to walk the aisle. The crowd tried not to laugh as he tossed rose petals on the aisle ground. The three monkeys and Beat were laughing the loudest.
Mimi: "So what do we call it? A flower-girl-boy?" She chuckled.
Aiai: "No I was thinking we should call it a flower fag!" The monkey laughed.
Beat: "I mean like, what kind of guy would accept being a flower girl?!" The skater boy asked with a chuckle.
GonGon: "He might as well wear a dress!" The monkey suggested while giggling.
Tails in his head: "Yes, get over it, I'm the flower boy! Damn! I wish these motherfuckers would just let me be who I am! Well I don't care what they say anyway. I'm focused on Knuckles. He was my first love even though we've only been together for a day. I'm crazy about him. I even had a dream last night that him and I got married... He looks so nice in that tuxedo too. But as much as I love him, I can't stand him because he promised me we'd be together when all this was over. He promised that I wouldn't have to compete with Cream. He promised me I could be the best man! It seems like I can't trust a word he says! I swear if he dumps me, after everything's he's put me through, I'll kill Cream and eventually him too. Hey, is that my iPhone in Sonic's pocket?" Tails thought to himself as he skipped down the aisle.
Tails went on the groomsmen side to be close to Knuckles.
Blaze bumped Silver.
Blaze: "How about him? The flower boy?" She chuckled.
Silver: "Hmmmmm... I'll get back to you on him. Keep looking." He responded.
Charmy: "Here comes the bride!" He started singing that song when Cream appeared at the door with Big.
The crowd stood to view Cream's dress. Of course those who were the tallest, Elise, Nights, Reala, and Tikal had the best view. They also had the front row seats because Tikal was Knuckle's cousin.
Nights: "It's a nice dress actually!" She complimented Cream.
Elise: "Ok, first off, it's too big and the pinkness of it doesn't match the theme of the wedding. Doesn't even look a fraction as elegant as the dress I'm wearing right now." The princess explained, of course thinking she was the most fashionable girl in the world.
Reala: "Oh come on, Elise, you shouldn't be so mean! I mean this is probably all she could afford!" He chucked with the princess.
Tikal: "It's not polite to make fun of others!" She said to them.
Elise: (ignoring Tikal) "Oh my goodness, that bee singing is SO annoying! My royal ears will not approve of that singing quality!" She complained.
Nights: "I doubt you could do any better!" She taunted the princess.
Elise: "Hmph! How dare you insult my highness?" She striked at her.
Reala: "Elise, you go up there and take the mic from that screeching bee!" He suggested.
Nights: "No! Charmy already has the gig, he was paid to do it, so he'll do it!" She snapped.
Tikal: "Nights is right, you don't want to crash the wedding do you?" She added.
Elise: "No one tells me I can't do anything! I'm singing right now!" She said as she got up from her golden, royal seat.
Nights: "Oh damn!" She said to herself at the sight of this.
-Meanwhile-
Billy Hatcher and Amigo were in charge of the food for the reception. Eggman chose them because of Amigo's Mexican background and Billy's knowledge of eggs. They are still deciding on what to make.
Billy: "Oh boy! You hear that! They're singing here comes the bride! We gotta hurry!" He warned the monkey.
Amigo: "Ummm, how about tacos?" He suggested.
Billy: "Too plain! Think, what would you serve at your wedding?"
Amigo: "Tacos!"
Billy: "(sighs) I guess it falls on me.."
Amigo: "What falls on you?" The naive monkey said.
Billy: "Nothing! Just shut up so I can think!"
he ordered.
Amigo: "I sorry! Won't make Billy mad again!" He apologized.
Billy: "Amigo, think of foods!"
Amigo: "Paella?"
Billy: "What's Paella?"
Amigo: "A Mexican dish consisting of eggs, potatoes, and cheese all under a crust like a pot pie."
Billy: "Ok I like that is has eggs... And when did you start talking-" He was cut off.
Amigo: "Talk like what? Amigo always talk like that!"
Billy: "Forget it, (laughing) you think they'll like that? Remember, if it's nasty, we get fired from the kitchen. Do we have all those ingredients?"
Amigo: "Amigo says yes! Tenemos todos de Los ingredientes!" (We have all of the ingredients!)
Billy: "Please don't go Spanish on me!"
Amigo: "Lo siento! Peor a veces tengo que hablar en espanol. No puedo haltar. Ahora, Voy a cocinar las paellas!" (I'm sorry! But sometimes I have to talk in Spanish. I can't stop. Now, I will cook the paellas.)
Billy: "Ok, NO UNDERSTANDE WHAT THE FUCKIE YOU SAYA!" He made fun of the Spanish language. "Ah well, you cook the paellas and I'll make the appetizers!" He ordered.
Amigo: "Ok, me da una cuchara por favor, lo necesito para la paella!" (Ok, give me a spoon please, I need it for the paella!)
Billy: "What?! Oh man, this is gonna be fun... NOT!"
-Meanwhile-
The time is now 2:40 P.M.
Cream in her head: "Well this is finally it! Oh my god, I hope these bitches ain't talking about my dress! Well who cares, this is my big day, not theirs. I've been dreaming about this day Since i was a little girl. Today is the day I marry the man of dreams. It's now true to me that he is not Sonic, but Knuckles. Sorry Sonic, but based on your actions and drama, I've lost all interest in you. The only thing standing in my way, is Tails. There is no way in hell I'm letting some gay dude walk away with MY prince charming! I love him! Marriage is supposed to be between a man and a WOMAN! What has the world come to? Sorry Tails, I don't have anything against gay people but, this man is MINE! And I will do whatever it takes to keep him! I'm the one in the dress, NOT YOU!" She thought as she went down the aisle looking glamorous with Big.
Big in his head: "Froggy? Where are you? Boy I wonder what's for lunch, I'm starved! I hope it's not eggs, I can get gassy at times! Haha!" The large cat thought as he walked the girl down the aisle.
Suddenly the bee stopped singing when Cream was a little less than half way down the aisle. Everyone stared at the band.
Elise: "Give me that microphone!" She demanded.
Charmy: "No! Eggman paid me to do this!" He defended himself.
Elise: "Look here, bumble bee, I can be a nice princess and let you live, or I can get 'bad things' done to you!" She threatened the insect.
Espio: "Lookie here you-" He was cut off.
Charmy against his better judgement, gave in and let her have the microphone.
Espio: "Why'd you-" He was cut off again.
When the princess sung, everyone's ears applauded. Despite his slight attitude, be gave Vector the signal to continue the beat. Charmy sat down and watched.
Cream: "Well now that that is over, hopefully I can make it to the altar!" She joked as the crowd stared at her. They laughed with her. "And Elise, you go girl!" She complimented.
Elise gave her a thumbs up while singing the bride song.
Knuckles in his head: "Look at how beautiful she is! I'm starting to believe that this wedding was meant to happen! However, today will not be totally a good day for me! Today I have to choose between the two loves of my lives. To me, this decision really isn't fair, considering I've only dated Tails for roughly a day, and Cream for like 4 hours. It seems like I will be hated by at least one person today. So what have I got to lose? I mean there are pros and cons with every decision you make in life. But this is a very, very tough decision for me. I mean, I already promised Tails my love, but it seems like Cream has stole my heart effortlessly. I've never gone back on a promise before in my life, but why not start? No, I can't bare to see cute little Tails crying his eyes out because his lying ex-boyfriend dumped him. I don't want to be that kind of person! But I don't exactly want to be gay for the rest of my life either. Cream is a wonderful, beautiful, woman who definitely loves me back. I mean she called me baby when we've only loved each other for only hours. What does that say about her love for me? God, I wish I could hide away so I didn't have to decide. I wish I could just say neither or something because I can't bare to see either of my lovers hurt and hate me for the rest of their lives. I want to make everyone happy, but it has become clear to me that that is not possible. I love them both, but I can only satisfy myself, and the only way to fully make myself happy would be to pick-" His thoughts were cut short.
Ulala had tied her shoe in the aisle way, causing Cream to trip.
Knuckles: "Cream!" He screamed as his wife was in the process of falling, he ran as fast as he could, but it was too late. That was also the last word of his thoughts.
It turns out that the Shadow Android sensed trouble coming and quickly teleported to prevent Cream from falling completely. Making it too late for Knuckles to save Cream from falling.
Cream: "Thank you so much Mr. Shadow!" She said.
Shadow A.: "It was no problem!" He assured her.
Knuckles went back to his position. He was glad she hadn't fallen, but he was mad that "he" couldn't have been the one to break her fall.
Cream: "Boy, I wonder if I can make it to the altar alive!" She joked again with the crowd, still looking beautiful in her over-sized dress. She glared back at Ulala and continued to walk.
Ulala: "Damn! That black hedgehog!" She cursed under her breath.
Pudding: "Don't worry, we'll get her next time!" She said with a laugh.
Cream and Knuckles are finally at the altar together. They immediately lock eyes and hold each other's hands and whisper very soft I love you's to each other as they wait for Eggman to start the service.
Eggman: "Ladies, and gentlemen, and monkies. (He chuckled at Aiai) We are gathered here today to seal the bond between these two lovers." He began.
The crowd looked in awe as the couple looked so happy together, all except for Tails and Sonic who were trying their best not to let their attitudes show. Elise had finally stopped singing.
Eggman: "Knuckles, repeat after me." He listened to the doctor. "Cream, do you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband? In sickness and in health? For richer or for poorer? For better or for worse? For ugly or uglier? Until death do us part?" He read aloud.
The crowd laughed at the line "for ugly or for uglier."
Cream and Knuckles looked embarrassed at the mistake.
Eggman: "Oh sorry! Forget that last line!" He corrected himself.
Knuckles: "Cream, do you take me to be your lawfully wedded husband? In sickness and in health? For richer or for poorer? For better or for worse? For ugly or uglier? Until death do us part?" He screwed up again.
The crowd laughed again.
-Meanwhile-
Amigo: "Escuchame lentamente! Me da los huevos en tus manos ahora! Necesitamos a ir rapido! Necesito las patatas tambien!" (Listen to me slowly! Give me the eggs in your hands now! We need to hurry! I need the potatoes too!)
Billy: "Look! I DON'T GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!" He said in a burning rage. "WE ARE NEVER GOING TO GET THIS DONE IN TIME UNLESS YOU TALK USING ENGLISH OR I SPEAK SPANISH!" He yelled at the Mexican monkey.
It appears that he can still understand english, but something in his brain won't let him speak it.
Amigo: "Pues, te jodes! Vamos a pedir nuestros trabajos porque de tu! (Slamming his spoon down) Espero que eras alegre! Eres una madre-jodedor tu sabes! No es mi falta que yo tengo que hablar en espanol a veces!" He said get angry back. (Well, fuck you! We're going to lose our jobs because of you! I hope you're happy! You're a motherfucker you know! It's not my fault that I have to speak Spanish sometimes!)
Billy: "I swear if I knew what you said to me, you'd be dead!"
Amigo checked his iPhone and got and idea for them to comminuicate.
-Meanwhile-
Knuckles: "I-I'm sorry it's just-" He was cut off.
Cream: "Yes, I will take you for ugly or uglier! I don't care what anyone else thinks! You're are very handsome to me!"
The crowd applauded at her message.
Eggman: "Ahem, now Cream repeat after me. Knuckles, do you take me to be your lawfully wedded wife? In sickness and in health? For richer or for poorer? For better or for worse? Until death do us part?"
Cream: (Still chuckling at the ugly line) "Knuckles, do you take me to be your lawfully wedded wife? In sickness and in health? For richer or for poorer? For better or for worse? For pretty or prettier? Until death do us part?" She said with a smile.
Knuckles and the crowd adored the pretty line. Sonic and Tails secretly try to whisper something.
Sonic: "Lamest wedding ever! I don't think I could stomach the kiss!"
Tails: "I know right! I wish it never happened!"
Sonic: "And you wanted to be the best man!"
Tails: "I don't care about 'that' anymore.. I've got bigger troubles. Is that my iPhone in your pocket?"
Sonic quickly shoved the phone in his pocket.
Sonic: "Ummm, no unless you dropped it in a toilet." He answered.
Tails: "That's mines! Please can I have it back?" He asked.
Sonic hesitated, he really planned to sell it.
Sonic: "You sure you want it? I mean it probably doesn't work anymore."
Tails: "I'm sure I can fix, give it to me after the-" He was cut off.
Sonic: "Wait, why do you hate their wedding? I only hate it because I want Cream." he quickly changed the subject.
Tails decided to just be honest about himself to Sonic.
Tails: "Because I-" He was cut off.
Knuckles: "You screwed up, but you're lucky because I will take you for pretty or prettier no matter what anyone says. I do!" He said with a laugh.
The crowd adores them again.
Eggman: "Does the ring bearer have the rings?"
No answer.
Cream: "Cheese, come out now!" She called.
Still no answer, the crowd looks distrought.
Cream: "Has anyone seen Cheese?" She asked the crowd.
The crowd: "No, we don't know where he is." They chanted.
Cream: "Cheese?!" Her eyes started to fill with tears. "Cheese where are you?"
-Meanwhile-
The time is now 3:05 P.M.
Lonely old Shadow was still left behind at the hotel. What do you think a black hedgehog would do by himself all day?
Shadow: "I'll teach that bitch to mess with me!" He said to himself while holding Cheese in his hands.
This was his way of getting back at Cream for "breaking his chaos emerald". Even though he broke it himself, he makes it her fault because he would never have broken if she hadn't texted him that night.
Cheese: "Let me go! I'm the ring bearer you know! The wedding's probably-" He was cut off.
Shadow: "Shut the fuck up! You're my Chao now! And I'm making you my slave!" He yelled at the tiny blue animal.
Cheese tried to break loose, but Shadow's grip was far too strong. Cheese was being chao-napped.
Shadow: "Don't even think of breaking loose! You know what? I've even got a cage for you!" He chuckled.
Shadow threw Cheese in a metal cage that Eggman used for his robot monkies. He then went back to cleaning the hotel.
The Chao cried for 5 minutes very loudly until he was cut off.
Shadow: "Ain't nobody got time for no cry baby shit!" He yelled at Cheese and then yanked him out of the cage.
There was no telling what Shadow would to Cheese next.
-Meanwhile-
Amigo: "Billy! Usa mi iPhone! Tengo un appliaccion para ellos que no hablan espanol! Va a traducir para ti!" He said while handing his iPhone over to Billy. (Billy! Use my iPhone! I have an application for those who do not speak Spanish! It will translate for you!)
Billy: "So now monkies have iPhones?" He chuckled while observing the app.
Amigo: "Carajo Verdad!" He yelled with an attitude. (Damn right!)
Billy found out the monkey's idea.
Billy: "Ok! This is the best idea you've had yet!" The monkey smiled. "So huevos are eggs and potatoes are patatas!" He said to the monkey.
Amigo: (shaking his head) "Si... Peor debiste saber patatas porque esas son similar que la palabra en ingles... Me condujes loco a veces... Moviando, vamos a trabajar!" The monkey said while getting back to work. (Yes... but you should've known potatoes because it's similar to the word in english... You drive me crazy sometimes... Anyways, let's get to work!)
Billy: "No te condujo loco!" He said back with a chuckle, the iPhone translated his word for word and told him what to say back. (I don't drive you crazy!)
Amigo: "Ay dios mio!" He said while sighing. (Oh my god!)
-Meanwhile-
Cream: "CHEESE!" The bride yelled while bawling her eyes out at the altar.
Tails in his head: "Maybe this is a sign you shouldn't get married!" while smirking.
Sonic in his head: "Maybe this is a sign you shouldn't get married!" While smirking.
Knuckles: "Don't worry, we'll find Cheese and the rings I promise!" He assured her while holding her hands. "Everyone, look around!" He ordered the audience.
The entire crowd got on their knees and began searching for the rings and the Chao.
Wave: "Where the heck would a Chao be?" She had an attitude about having to search.
Storm: "What's a chao?" He was still so naive.
Sonic: "Hey Eggman, you aren't hiding the Chao are you?" He asked the evil scientist.
Cream and Knuckles immediately looked at them.
Eggman: (chuckling) "Stealing a little itsy bitsy Chao? That's a new low for me! Why, I think there'd be a better chance of you or Tails hiding it!"
Sonic: "What?! What makes you think that?" He was surprised at his words.
Eggman: "Don't think I didn't see you and Tails smirking as soon as Cheese went missing!" He blamed Sonic.
Knuckles: "Sonic did you?" He asked his friend.
Sonic: "Of course not Knux! I mean, me, Sonic, a Chao-napper?"
Cream in her head: "I bet it was Tails! He is the only one that has a reason to crash our wedding!"
Knuckles: "Sonic, don't lie to me!" He threatened.
Sonic: "Have I ever lied to you?"
Knuckles: "Yeah!" He talked tough.
Sonic: "Name ONE TIME!" He smiled.
Knuckles: "When, when, when..." He was trying to figure out a lie.
Cream: "Hey why don't you ask Tails honey?" She suggested.
Knuckles found Tails looking rather glad that knuckles had talked to him.
Knuckles: "Tails?!" He assumed he knew what was coming next.
Tails: "Really, you really think I'd do something like that? And risk the chance of me and you getting back together?" He tested Knuckles.
Knuckles was reminded of the promise. He decided he couldn't say anything to Tails yet.
Knuckles: "Cream's the one that told me to ask you. But why were you and Sonic smirking when Cheese was lost?"
Tails: (looking the other way) "We have our reasons..."
It occurred to Knuckles that these reasons were quite obvious. He didn't need to here it from Tails' mouth.
Knuckles: "If you or Sonic are lying to me on MY wedding day! I will break both of your jaws! No hesitation!" He threatened.
Tails: "I'd never lie to you. Yet it seems everything you tell me IS A LIE! But this IS a fake wedding right?" He reminded Knuckles.
Knuckles wanted to tell Tails the truth, but he couldn't deny that he still had feelings for him.
Knuckles: "Yeah, yes it is." He lied.
-Meanwhile-
Shadow set Cheese on the hotel's check in desk.
Cheese: "What-what are you gonna do? I want my mommy!" The kid complained.
Shadow pulled out his famous .22 pistol. He figured that to get even with Cream, he had to "break" her Chao.
Shadow: "Since you won't shut the hell up, I'll permantely shut you up!" He yelled smiling with the gun in his hands.
Cheese: "Pl-please S-Shadow! Don't shoot! Think about what you're doing!" He pleaded while putting his hands over his eyes.
Shadow took aim to shoot Cheese in the head.
Shadow: "Yeah, I know what I'm doing! Getting back at that Cream bitch!"
Cream had taken Cheese on the getaway, but kept him in her purse until the weddings began.
Cheese tried to convince him to stop once more.
Cheese: "T-think about it, how would that look in a newspaper? A full grown hedgehog using a gun to kill a little, helpless, Chao!"
Shadow: "Oh, they'll never know! I'm no stupid murderer! I've got a full strategy for your death!" He smirked.
Cheese knew Shadow was crazy enough to do it. He figured that was going to be the end, so he might as well have stalled.
Cheese: "I just turned 8 years old last month! I still have a lot of my life ahead of me!"
Shadow put his middle finger on the trigger of the gun.
Shadow: "Wow. You REALLY think I care? Quit stalling!" He taunted.
Cheese: "So you think, I'm stalling...?" He stalled.
Shadow came closer with the gun to make Cheese stop stalling.
Cheese started to cry, well at least he was going to heaven.
Shadow: "Any last words? You little motherfucker!" He smiled.
Cheese was ready to die.
Cheese: "Just do it! Get it over with!" He managed to say through his tears.
Shadow: "With pleasure!" He sniggered as his finger started to very slowly pull the trigger.
There's a theory that when people die or are close to death that their life flashes by before their eyes. For Cheese, this day had flashed by and he remembered something.
Cheese: (still sobbing) "Hey wait!" He stopped Shadow.
Shadow: "Oh what the fuck now!?" He said annoyed.
Cheese: "How are you here in the hotel, when you were also in a tuxedo at the wedding?"
He put his gun down, unsure of what to say.
Shadow: "Wh-what do you mean?" He played dumb.
Cheese looked very relived as he lowered his pistol.
Cheese: "I just saw you at the wedding before I was Chao-napped!" He explained.
Shadow: "You must be on drugs or something!" He tried to confuse him.
Cheese quickly caught on to Shadow's tactics. He was smart enough to put facts together, he now knew the truth about Shadow.
Cheese: "No! I'm only 8 for goodness sake! And I'm telling everyone that there is a clone of you!" He threatened.
Shadow knew that now he definitely had to kill Cheese now.
-Meanwhile-
The time is now 3:37 P.M.
Billy and Amigo were getting the wedding food done actually, until they forgot about the cake.
Billy: "Ok, I've finished my deviled egg apetitzers." He looked at the Monkey's finished paellas. "Looking good Amigo!" He complemented.
Amigo: "Gracias! Peor, pienso que necesitar algo mas..." (Thank you! But I think we need something more...)
Billy used the iPhone to translate what Amigo said.
Billy: "Like what?"
Amigo: "Una torta de boda! Y refrescos!" (A wedding cake! And drinks!)
Billy: "You here that?" He peaked in the wedding room. "Something's not right out there, I expected them to be done by now.. You make the cake, I'm going to investigate!" He said as he left Amigo in the kitchen.
Amigo: (Shaking his head) "Espera! No se como hacer tortas!" He yelled as the boy ran off. (Wait! I don't know how to make cakes!)
Billy didn't hear him and was already in the wedding room.
-Meanwhile-
Cream: "IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T FIND CHEESE RIGHT NOW, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!" The bridezilla threatened everyone.
Billy had just came in from the kitchen, he was shocked at what was going down.
Billy: "Beat, what's happening?" He asked the skater boy.
Beat: "Well apparently, she lost her pet thing and he was the ring bearer so not only is he lost but so are the rings.. Therefore, she's a raging bitch right now." Billy looked shocked. "Well, how are things in the kitchen going?" Beat said while searching on the ground.
Billy: "Well Amigo has these weird times when he can only-" He was cut off. Cream had spotted him.
Cream: "BILLY, MY WEDDING DINNER BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN DINNER EVER MADE OR ELSE I WILL STICK MY SHOE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU-" She was cut off.
Billy: "Yes ma'am!" He tried to sound polite and then tried to get away from her.
Cream: "I MEAN IT, IF-"
Beat: "Just because your pet is gone is no reason to make everyone's life hell!" He bravely fired back at the bridezilla.
Cream lost her mind and slapped Beat's face off. That was as nice she could be right now. Then, like nothing happened, she walked away.
Beat: "Ow!" He whimpered in pain. She left a huge red mark on the side of his face.
Blaze and Silver grew tired of looking for the Chao. They were on all fours looking for it.
Blaze: "It's enough that I came here but now I have to look for a Chao?" She complained.
Silver: "Find the lost Chao all over again!" He joked.
Blaze spotted Tails at that opposite end of the room, pretending to help search for the Chao under some chairs.
Blaze: "Look!" She tapped Silver on his shoulder to get his attention at Tails.
Silver looked at Tails like he was a the ugliest man alive. He pretended to not be interested because he was so nervous about making new friends.
Silver: "What about him?" He played uninterested.
Blaze still tried to pair him up with Tails even though he seemed uninterested.
Blaze: "You wanna say hi to him?" She suggested.
Silver: "Why do that?" He said as he pretended to "look" for a Chao.
Blaze: "Well I mean there is no guarantee that he's gay, but I mean it's worth a shot right?"
Silver: "Guess so... Hey have you seen any girls that might like me?" He quickly changed the subject.
Blaze: "Why'd you change the subject so fast? And trust me from Mimi to Elise, you won't want any of these girls."
Silver: "I'll take Mimi!" He lied.
Blaze: "Oh please, you must have better taste than that! Oh, I think I know what you're trying to now! You're trying to hide the fact that you like Tails by saying you like her ugly ass!" She caught on.
Silver: "I do not like TAILS!" He yelled in anger.
Tails did a double take at Silver and Blaze. Thankfully, he only heard his name and not the full sentence. Tails decided to walk over to them.
Silver: "See! Look what you made me do!" He scorned Blaze.
Tails: "Psst! If you're gonna talk shit about me, don't scream MY NAME out to everyone!" He snapped at them.
Blaze: "Sorry Tails, we weren't talking bad about you." She apologized.
Tails: "Then what the hell were you saying?" He fired back.
Silver: "That's irrelevant! We have a right to free speech!" He stood up and yelled at Tails.
Silver and Tails sized each other up while arguing face to face, keeping their true thoughts of each other locked in their minds.
Silver in his head: "Blaze was right, I guess he is my type. Too bad he's straight though. I mean he doesn't look the slightest of a gay man. Boy, what have I been missing! I just hope he makes the first move."
Tails in his head: "If he wasn't dating Blaze and if I wasn't in love with Knuckles, I think he could be Mr. Right for me. A boy can dream right?"
Tails: "I knew you were talking shit about me but I don't care! Ya can kiss my ass for all I care!" He yelled at Silver's face.
Silver: "Fuck you then! Get get the fuck out of my face!" He ordered.
Tails stormed off looking very mad, when he was really glad he talked to someone he liked a little.
Blaze: "I'm sorry, this is all my fault-" She was cut off.
Silver: "Don't be, you were only trying to help me- and help me you did!" He smiled.
Blaze: "So you DO then huh?" She smiled.
Silver ignored her because he saw Cream coming over to them looking very mad.
-Meanwhile-
Shadow had no choice to but to kill Cheese to protect Eggman's plan.
Shadow: "This will be real quick, shut your mouth!" He said, re-aiming at Cheese's head.
Cheese in his head: "What is it, national kill me day?! I mean if Amy's hammer wasn't enough, Shadow would surely execute me then huh? Well it seems like I was meant to die today... Well I had a good life overall..."
Cheese tried to make a bargain with Shadow.
Cheese: "Ummm, how about, you let me live and I keep your clone a secret?" He offered.
Shadow: "Why should I risk you telling them when I can simply kill you and secure the secret?"
Cheese: "Because if you kill me, you will kill Cream too. She can't live without me and her emotions would lead to a suicide. And if someone were to find out that you did this to me, you would die also. So basically, you killing me= killing her= killing you." He tried to convince Shadow.
Shadow: "But still no one would find out! And I'd love to kill her too!" The evil hedgehog responded.
Cheese: "Yes they would!" He yelled back.
Shadow: "Tell me one way how and I'll let you go!" He bargained.
Cheese: "When a Chao dies, he has a chance of being resurrected if he was raise with love. And of course I was raised with plenty of love, so I'd probably come back within a day or two. In my new body, I would no longer be the Cheese that everyone knows and loves, but I would still have all my knowledge and skills I learned while in my previous life! By then Cream, will probably be dead too, then a murder scandal will have surfaced. Then I'd get you convicted... So the choice is yours!" He threatened Shadow.
Shadow thought long and hard about what he should do next.
Shadow in his head: "I really have to give it to that motherfucker for fighting for his life! I mean he really thinks I'll believe this bullshit he's telling me. But, wait, I remember that once in Sonic Adventure 2 that I did in fact kill a Chao and after it died, it kept haunting me in another body... Damn! Looks like I'll have to settle with him.."
Shadow: "Damn, you're good!" Cheese smirked as Shadow lowered his gun. "So if that's true then you are really some other Chao's soul?"
Cheese: "Well, according to Cream I was bought on sale at the black market, so I'm the first of my generation." He clarified.
Shadow: "So when a Chao isn't raised with love, he just dies completely?" he smirked.
Cheese: "Unfortunately, that's true..." he looked down. "Why would you want to know that?"
Shadow: "No reason... Anyways, I know you have to be at the wedding and all so let's talk." He said to gain Cheese's attention. "So I give you the price of life, instead of testing my luck with how much love you've been raised by. For you to keep my clone secret! Right?"
Cheese raised up from the desk and started to fly in the air.
Cheese: "Yes, you see, tick for tack!" He said while edging for the door.
Shadow: "Wait! If I get ANY indication that someone else may know about it, I will Chao-nap you again! And raise for you a few years with no love what-so-ever so you DIE PERMANENTLY!" He threatened.
Cheese just wanted to get to the wedding as fast as possible.
Cheese: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, I gotta go! See ya!" He said as he left the hotel.
With Cheese gone, he had nothing left to do.
Shadow: "Sonic is suspicious! Wait, that was before Cheese found out! Well, I guess I'll read up on how to raise a Chao so I know how to eliminate all love from it!" He said and left the hotel and went to a book store.
-Meanwhile-
Amigo had googled a wedding cake recipe on his phone, however it wasn't turning out right. Billy had came back into the kitchen, scared by Cream.
Billy: "What the hell kind of cake is that?" He looked at was supposed to be a vanilla classic wedding cake, but looked more like a camel shaped, red velvet cake.
Amigo: "I follow recipe correctly..." He spoke in English.
Billy: "Yay! You can speak ENGLISH for a minute, quick before your spanish syndrome comes back, we need to GET A CAKE!" He yelled with glee.
Amigo: "But me like this cake!" He complained.
Billy: "That's looks like a fucking camel! Maybe you can eat that by yourself, but that's gonna get us fired! Come on, think quickly!" He rushed the monkey.
Amigo started to cry; he worked very hard on the camel cake.
Billy: "Oh come on! This is no time for crying! Our jobs are at stake!"
Amigo is still upset with Billy's, words. He gets an attitude.
Billy: "Oh! Will you just grow the hell up!" He complained.
Amigo: "Ok." He said, hiding his true feelings, he was going to play it safe right now. However, he was going to get Billy later on.
Billy: "Alright! At least we are on the same page! So let's find a cake recipe, and THIS TIME it will be made right." He commanded.
Amigo: "Ok."
Billy: (reading the iPhone) "How about this gorgeous lavender cake?" He suggested.
Amigo: "Ok." He went with the flow.
Billy: "You know, you don't always have to say ok." He offered.
Amigo: "Ok." He said while getting a cake pan and taking his cake from off the counter.
Billy: "No, I mean really-"
Amigo: "Ok."
Billy: "Well, go get the the butter and eggs." He ordered.
Amigo smirked while getting the eggs. He gathered 4 for the cake and slid 6 of them in his pocket.
Amigo: "Ok." He smiled to himself.
-Meanwhile-
The time is now 3:49 P.M.
Eggman had an announcement to make.
Eggman: "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, my guests. This was a very unfortunate lost and all, however, I'm sorry to inform you that if this wedding ceremony doesn't end at 4 o'clock, then we will have to end the service altogether. I apologize, but we've already started late and the time slot maximum is until 4pm. Once again, sorry to all." He announced over his microphone.
Everyone goes crazy, especially Cream.
Cream: "IF I CAN'T HAVE MY WEDDING, I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU BITCHES!" She said with evil remarks. She has officially turned into a bridezilla and it seems like she could blow fire out of her mouth at any second.
The wedding room is trashed with all of the chairs being flipped over. The guests try to avoid Cream at all costs.
Knuckles: "Ba-baby, we don't need those stupid rings to prove that we love each other." He tried to calm her.
Cream: (Spins her head a full 360 degrees) "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! I WANT THOSE FUCKING RINGS RIGHT NOW! AND CHEESE!" She yelled at her husband.
Knuckles backed away from her in fear.
Suddenly, Sonic got idea, but he had to discuss it with Amy first.
Sonic: "Amy, I have an idea, how about we let Cream and Knuckles use our rings? I mean just to get on with the wedding..." He suggested.
Amy: "Are you FUCKING serious!?" She said as she slapped Sonic across his forehead.
Sonic: "It was just a suggestion!" He said while rubbing his head.
Amy: "You know what that tells me? That tells you that you don't GIVE A FUCK about our wedding! How in the MOTHERFUCKING, blueville avenue are you going to ask some stupid shit like that!?" She cursed him out.
Sonic now regrets even talking to Amy in the first place.
Sonic: "No, I mean, I just wanted us to get away from here for our own safety..." He lied. "I was going to ask Eggman for more rings for our wedding!" He defended himself.
Amy: "Why would you ask him, when he's fucking right here, watching Cream go crazy? It doesn't fucking look like he has anymore rings does it? Dumb ass!" She angrily yelled at Sonic.
Sonic decided to sneak away from Amy.
Sonic: "Oh boy, Cream looks like she's gonna have a fit, I'm gonna see if I can calm her..." He said while leaving.
Amy: "Bitch! Get your ass back here!" She bellowed while running after him.
Cream was now yelling at Aiai, Mimi, and GonGon.
Cream: "THE FUCK ARE YOU APES DOING TO HELP ME?!" She yelled.
Mimi: "We-we are doing everything we can to help out the situation." She lied to calm the bride.
Aiai: "Yeah, we just started a search party for Cheese!"
Cream: "I DON'T SEE NO FUCKING SEARCH PARTY! EVERYONE IS STILL HERE NOT DOING A DAMN THING, WHILE MY WEDDING IS ABOUT TO BE CANCELED BECAUSE SOME JACKASS STOLE MY CHAO!"
GonGon: "We are very sorry but-" He was cut off.
Cream: "IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT!? YOU FUKCING LITTLE MONKIES STOLE MY LITTLE CHAO DIDN'T YOU!?" She said as she went ballistic.
Aiai: "Why-why would we take a Chao? Unless he had some bananas?" He tried to reason with her.
Mimi: "Yeah, you are falsely accusing us of chao-napping!"
Cream had no one to blame for Cheese's disappearance so she blamed who ever she saw first, which were the monkies.
Cream: "HEY! EVERYONE! THESE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT STOLE CHEESE! KILL THEM!" She yelled to all of her guests.
Elise, was now taking to Gum, Ulala, and Pudding.
Elise: "She's taken it too far, falsely accusing random people.." She insulted the bride from afar.
Pudding: "I know right! Well, I guess we didn't even have to do anything to wreck this wedding!"
Elise: "You were planning to wreck it?" She said in disbelief.
Ulala: "Well, we really didn't want to wreck the wedding, just the marrige." She explained.
Elise: "Why? What do you have against them?"
Gum: "Nothing, it's just that we ALL want Knuckles. And we won't let anyone get in our way!"
Elise: "What if I were to tell Cream that you guys are trying to steal her man!" She threatened.
Pudding: "Well, you see, you wouldn't do that."
Ulala: "Because then we'd have to whip some princess A-S-S!"
Gum: "You value your face right? I hope so." All three of the girls threatened Elise.
Elise backed down even though she was not intimidated by the other females. She planned to smile in their faces and stab them in the back later.
Elise: "Of course I won't tell, I mean I couldn't possibly risk my health over this..." She lied.
Pudding: "Well good! Hey it's 3:55! And you know what that means!" She smirked.
Ulala: "This wedding is OVER!" She yelled with cheer.
Gum suddenly saw a tiny blue thing, she thought it could be a balloon she decided to take a closer look.
Gum: "Cheese?" She asked to make sure it was just a balloon.
Cream heard her because of her long ears and came stampeding over to Gum.
Cream: "WHERE IS HE!?" She bellowed.
Gum fell down as a result of the speed at which Cream ran.
Cheese: "I'm right here! Damn!? What the hell happened to you?" He questioned Cream while turning his back.
Cream: "Hush your mouth! You aren't old enough to use those words!" She scorned him.
Cheese: "I'm sorry-"
Cream: "Where were you? Were you Chao napped?"
She cut him off.
Cheese: "I-"
Cream: "Wait there's no time for talking! Come on!"She pulled him into his position.
Cream: "EVERYONE! BACK TO YOUR SEATS! WE'RE GONNA FINISH THIS WEDDING IN 5 MINUTES!" She yelled with cheer while hugging Cheese.
Eggman: "We'll have to hurry! Only 4 minutes left!" He warned.
Everyone hurried to get the room back in order in about 2 minutes, leaving Cream and Knuckles only 2 minutes to finish the wedding.
Eggman: "Now!" he chuckled. "Will the ring bearer bring the rings?"
Cheese flew down the aisle at record speeds.
Sonic: "Dang, that was fast!" He joked.
The crowd laughed at Sonic's remark.
Knuckles and Cream quickly exchanged rings with just 57 seconds of their wedding left.
Eggman: "I now pronounce you egg and wife! I-I mean husband and wife! (He corrected himself) You may know kiss the bride!" He announced with a smile.
Cream and Knuckles pressed their lips together with a true passion that was adored by all. Except of course Sonic and Tails, who still had hatred in their hearts.
The crowd stood up clapping their hands and cheering in respect for Cream and Knuckles.
Cream and Knuckles held hands and had to run very fast down the aisle. They even had to literally fly over the broom, instead of jumping over the broom.
And then, with 10 seconds left, everyone had to get out of the wedding room and into the dinner/reception room starving. All except Eggman.