*Ducks and dodges many objects thrown* I know you guys are probably really pissed at me for not updating in a while, but this New Years I swear I'll do my best to update fluently and until this story is finished I won't be focusing on my other stories much. So enough about me on to the story!

-At the house-
(Deidara's POV)

'Angel-chan I'm scared do you think they found out your secret?' I thought to her not wanting to say anything wrong in front of Sasori knowing that he's even more nervous than she and I were.

'I'm pretty sure they did, but I can just erase there memory of thinking or finding out that I'm a vampire' She thought back seriously as she watched Sasori pace back and forth through the living room.

"Enjeru we need to stay low for a few days so no more using your vamp powers unless you absolutely have to, got it?" Sasori said stopping dead in his tracks to look at her.

"Or if they find out I can just wipe there memory and be done with it" She replied nonchalantly with a bored expression.

"Damn it Enjeru! Don't you get it ROOT is located in this village! And Danzo is the head of it, if he gets a scent on if you're a vampire do you know what would happen to you?!" He said slamming her down onto the couch.

"No I don't know what would happen, but if you also have for gotten I have two different spirits inside of me ROOT won't have a chance to get me, now what I want you to do is release me and go run yourself some warm bath water and relax" She said as her eyes turned red.

"... You're right forgive me hime-sama, I just don't want to lose you like I lost my parents" Sasori replied releasing Enjeru from his grip and walking to the bathroom.

Everything fell into an eerie silence until we heard the water in the bathroom start to run.

"Angel-chan?... Um d-do you need me to do a-anything?" I asked her timidly.

"No, not at the present moment, but I will need you to keep our oncoming guest company when they get here, Hm? Don't worry Dei-chan everything's going to be fine *chu*" She told me sitting up pecking me on the cheek before walking towards the bathroom.

"... Yeah, okay" I mumbled sadly.

-In the bathroom-
(Sasori's POV)

I sat in the hot water trying my hardest to relax my muscles, but every time I closed my eyes to indulge in the water an image of Danzo rubbing his filthy hands all over Enjeru's body entered my mind. I balled my fist tightly to keep from punching a hole in the wall, I was so busy trying to keep my anger in check that I didn't even notice Enjeru had walked in.

"Sasori, are you alright?" She asked me making jump slightly.

"Yes, I'm okay" I answered. It fell silent for a few moments before I heard her enter the water, my eyes shot open at the first ripple that hit my chest.

"E-Enjeru w-w-what are you doing?" I stuttered trying to keep my blush down, even though she was in her swimsuit which really didn't do much because it was a bikini.

"Shh just relax, I know you're stressed that's why I came in here to help you get relaxed" She said shushing me.

"Well I'd hate to break it to you babe, but in that the only thing you're gonna help me get is a boner" I told her as my eyes glanced down at her then at the water then back at her.

"*blushes* I swear if I didn't love you I'd slap you and call you a pervert" She said as her hands rushed up to cover her chest.

"You'd do that anyway!" I told her smirking.

"Whatever" She muttered turning away to hide her blush.

"Heh you're too cute" I said nuzzling her neck as I pulled her close.

"You do know you're stark naked pulling me on you right?" She asked me.

"Yeah, what? You scared of what might happen?" I teased.

"And if I am?" She asked looking down at the water.

"I would stop myself and I wouldn't do anything you felt uncomfortable with" I told her before I kissed her on the cheek.

"Really? You'd do that for me?" She shyly asked me.

"Enjeru if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, yes, woman don't you realize that I would die for you even though you can't die, I'd do anything and everything to keep you with me" I told her with half lidded eyes that trailed from her eyes to her luscious lips to her full plump breast. Subconsciously I pulled her onto my lap kissing her full on the lips.

(Enjeru's POV)

My hands instantly started to roam over every inch of his chest, I didn't care that his groin was rubbing against my womanhood I already knew that I was giving my first to this man right here kissing me.

"... Enjeru... Is it okay if I touch you here?" He asked as he lightly cupped my breast. I nodded my head slightly as I slowly dragged my fingers up his chest to entangle them into his wet red locks giving him easier access to them. Seeing that I had gave him the OK, he started to lightly assault my breast. Squeezing them and pulling at my nipples causing me to release his mouth to let out a breathy moan.


-In the living room-
(Deidara's POV)

"Did I just hear a moan?" Neji asked me.

"Um I don't know I didn't hear anything" I answered as calmly as I could. Moan~

"There it is again! Deidara what are you hiding?" Ino my female half said then asked as she glared at me.

"I'm not hiding anything! There's nothing for me to hide" I answered glaring back at her.

"Then where's Sasori and Enjeru?" Sakura asked me politely.

"Taking a bath" I answered.

"Together?!... Well that explains the moaning" Kimi freaked then said calmly smirking.

"What? Why are you smirking like that?" Tsuigetsu asked her.

"Heh why do you think I'm smirking like this?... Oh come on! You guys are teenagers now, Sasori's nineteen and Enjeru is getting ready to turn sixteen what do you think they're doing in a bathroom by there selves?" Kimiko answered simply, man she's hot when she acts like that.

"... Y-y-you mean they're-" Tenten started.

"They're having sex?" Lee asked.

"Well I'm not for sure if they'll go all the way, but I'll find out tomorrow or if he's as good as he sounds I'll find out after they're done" Kimi answered then said.

"You guys can't stay on track for one second can you? We're here to find out the real reason why Enjeru's teeth were so long" Shikamaru said.

"Yeah why are her teeth so long?" Choji asked me.

"She told you why, when she was younger she used a kunai to sharpen her teeth and if you don't believe me here's the kunai she used to prove it" I answered tossing to the kunai to him.

"Here kiba sniff" Shikamaru said handing it to kiba.

"*sniff* *sniff* Oh yeah that's her lilac mixed with lavender and blueberries" Kiba said confirming it was her scent.

"Told you" I retorted.

"That may be true, but I wonder what that other presence was inside of her?" Sakura wondered rubbing her chin.

"Who knows" I answered, leaning back and wrapping my arm around kimiko's shoulders causing her to lightly blush.

"Ooh looks like there's another couple forming" Ino giggled.

"... T-t-t-there's no w-w-way that I-I-I'd p-p-p-pair w-w-w-with a-a-a guy l-l-like him" She stuttered, she's just too cute.

"Aw come on babe you know you like ripped guys like me don't go into denial it doesn't suit you" I said grabbing her hand to drag it over my abs.

"Deidara if you don't let go of my best friends hand I'm gonna murder you" I heard Hime-sama say, I turned to only find that she was in some short shorts and a tube top as she finished drying the last part of her hair before letting it fall down her back in thick curls. I looked over at the guys just time to see them all have gushing nosebleeds even Sasuke and Neji.

"Such a beautiful young flower!" Lee and guy-sensei said with tears and blood streaming down there faces.

"Angel-chan go put some clothes on!" Sakura yelled blushing while trying to divert her eyes from Enjeru's chest.

"No, I'm going out to train and it is still about 95 degrees out there, so, later guys! Oh, bye boys" She said to the girls before flirtatiously saying 'bye' to the guys. I knew she didn't mean it I cause I heard her burst out in laughter as soon as she closed the door.

"Saku don't hate me for this, but that girl is way to hot to be wearing clothes like that" Sasuke said pointing towards the front door.

"Dude what are you saying?! All of these girls need to follow her example!" Kiba interjected.

"Yeah, but all of these girls don't have a hot body like hers either" Shikamaru said lazily point to Sakura and Ino.

"True true, but what really set me off were her gigan-" Naruto started before he was cut off by a possessive and angry voice.

"I hope you boys weren't daring on talking about my hime-sama were you?" Sasori asked sending a death glare at all the other guys making them break out in a sweat.

"Saso-kun don't be mean, besides I don't mind them talking about how hot I am, so long as the girls don't let it go to talking about screwing me then I mind" Angel-chan said as she slowly snaked her arms around his neck causing him to relax.

"Damn dude you're totally whipped!" Kiba said laughing a little.

"I'd rather be whipped than single and jerking off to fantasies" Sasori shot back.

"Damn I can't even tell him that was mean even though it was" Enjeru said.

"Excuse me if I'm rude, but why are you still here? I thought you left" Hina said then asked.

"I did, but I came back so I could do this!" She answered before snatching off Sasori's shirt and running out the door.

"Damn it Enjeru give me my shirt back!" He yelled before strutting out the door.

"Hm? Wow and you girls were jealous of her now look at you" I commented.

"But Sasori is straight ripped!" Ino squealed causing shino to possessively wrap his arm around her waist.

"Well he was gonna be ripped whether he wanted to or not" A familiar deep yet scratchy voice said.

"Gaara! Hey man long time no see!" I greeted standing up to bump fist with him.

"Yeah, where's Hana-chan?" He said then asked.

"Out training with Sasori" I answered.

"Are they finally going out now?" Kankuro asked me.

"Yeah after 10 years of living together they finally have decided to date each other" I answered with an I-know-right? Face.

"Well it's about time they started dating, I mean who waits until they're fifteen to start dating?" Temari said.

"I didn't wait until I was fifteen miss smartypants I was thirteen when me and Sasori had made it official secretly, then when I turned fourteen Sasori went to my father and told him that he was dating me and knowing my over protective dad he beat the crap out of Sasori almost killed him, but seeing that he wasn't going to give up or that if he killed him I would have never forgiven him he stopped and accepted the known fact and then when I turned fifteen I told the rest of you, some sooner than others" She explained.

"Hana-chan" Gaara called.

"PANDA-CHAN!" She squealed glomping the sand wielder.

"Heh I missed you too, so you been keeping that puppet kid in check?" He asked after she loosened herself from the hug.

"Yeah he's been a good boy overall, but he may need his butt kicked for about an hour because he said he could beat me in a Taijutsu only match" Enjeru told him as she smirked at Sasori.

"Gaara don't you dare, man! Put me down!" He warned before Gaara picked him up by the legs with his sand.

"I'll put you down after you apologize to my Hana-chan for saying that you could beat her" Gaara said with that stoic look plastered on his face.

"Grr... Damn you Enjeru, fine I'm sorry for saying that I could beat you in a Taijutsu match" He growled out.

"Hm, okay you're forgiven alright Gaara you can set him down now, gently I do plan on having at least one child when I get married" She told him then Gaara as she released him.

"Okay this is starting to get old why are you two still here? I thought you went training!" I yelled at her.

"Haha gomen, gomen I felt his chakra and we came back" She told me scratching the back of her head.

"Oh yeah I've been meaning to ask you this Enjeru, but why do you call Gaara panda-chan?" Tenten asked her.

"Hm, now that you mention it I think I might have forgotten why I call Gaara-kun panda-chan, Hm... Oh yeah now I remember! I call him panda-chan because he looks similar to a panda!" She pondered then answered happily pointing towards Gaara's eyes.

"But panda's are fat, fluffy and vicious the only thing Gaara and a panda have in common is the vicious part" Naruto said aloud.

"Actually little brother panda's are not vicious they merely attack when they feel threatened or in danger and besides that my Gaara-kun and panda's are the cutest things in the entire world!" Sinnamari Naruto's older sister said appearing out of no where.

"You people are hopeless Enjeru are you and Sasori going to go train or what? Not that I mind what you're wearing, but if you stay here any longer I think the guys little friends might wake up and honestly it would be to troublesome to deal with their girlfriends yelling at them" Shikamaru said then asked.

"Yeah we are alright Sasori c'mon I don't wanna give the guys a boner, laters!" She answered walking out of the door with Sasori behind her.

"Okay now that she's gone lets get down to some serious business, what kind of party do you guys have in mind for angel-chan?" Temari said then asked us as she sat on Shikamaru's lap.

"Costume party" Kimi answered simply.

"Costume party? But isn't that for Halloween and things like that?" Choji asked.

"Yeah, I gotta agree with Choji on this one this is her sweet sixteen plus her golden birthday we're talking about!" Ino pointed out.

"Kimiko's right Enjeru would love a costume party I know this because I've seen her room, the girl shrouds herself in mythical creatures everything from A to Z" Sinn told them leaning into Gaara's warmth.

"I think a costume party sounds lovely for angel-chan" Hinata piped in.

"Well, then I guess we're having a costume party, awesome! Now we need to find costumes for us, then we need to find the perfect outfit for angel-chan, then plan the guest list, find the perfect decorations and so on and also we have to get started now her birthday is in four day's" Ino said naming off everything we needed.

"Oh oh and we could learn monster talk! You how Enjeru sometimes says things like 'vamped out' and 'furrific' stuff like that" Naruto said excitedly.

"That's a great idea Naru-chan! And we can even coordinate the party like this: 'unless you look like a scary cool monster you may not enter'" Sinn added.

"Good idea we wouldn't want strangers getting in" I commented looking thoughtfully.

"What's wrong Deidara?" Kimi asked me.

"Nothing, I was just trying to think of someone who me and Sasori know and trust to be the body guard" I answered her.

"Um hate to break the good streak, but where are you going to put the party, I mean your living room is huge but knowing Ino plus all the people that Enjeru knows this room won't be big enough" Neji inquired.

"In the basement we have nothing down there and it's twice as big as the living room" I answered without a second thought.

"You youthful children have a basement?" Guy-sensei asked me.

"It's the last door on the right that leads to the basement" I answered pointing down the hall.

"... Let's go check it out!" Sakura said dragging Sasuke with her.

"Be careful Enjeru put a seal on it and I have no idea how to unlock it" I told them as I laid down on the couch placing my head onto Kimi's lap.

"And who gave you permission to lay on my lap?" She asked me.

"No one, but your legs are comfy and I'm tired I just came back from a mission yesterday so c'mon let me take a nap" I answered then said wrapping my arms around her waist.

"-sigh- You so better be Lucky that I think you're cute go ahead and take a nap" She complied as she started to slowly comb her cold fingers through my hair, I sighed in content before drifting off to sleep.

And on to the next one!