Forget my ranting onto the story!


(Sasori's POV)
-At training ground 4-

SXF: BOOM!

'She's finally gotten serious' I thought to myself barely dodging her attack.

"If you don't pay attention Sasori you're going to end up hurt" She said smirking at me as her eyes glowed red.

"Hey that isn't fair I don't have that kind of power!" I yelled at her for using her vamp powers.

"Hm, aw what's the matter Saso-kun wishing you could be what I am?" She teased tackling me to the ground.

"And if I do?" I asked wrapping my arms around her.

"Hm, don't worry my sweet little puppet master you'll have the same exact power that I do in due time, come let's go home the heat is starting to fry my skin" She whispered caressing my cheek before kissing my neck and biting into it, drinking my blood.

-5 minutes later...-

"... Gomene Sasori-kun your neck was just wide open and I was so hungry I just couldn't help myself" She apologized after licking the puncture wound clean.

"No, it's fine it's what you need to survive right?" I told her wrapping my arm around her shoulders.

(Mystery Person's POV)

"Danzo-sama I believe I've found you a new test subject" I told him as I watched the said vampire with her blood donor.

"Hehe excellent" He replied.

"Shall I bring her to you?" I asked.

"Tomorrow night bring her to me, I'll be expecting you with my new subject" He answered before cutting the connection.

"Hmm, interesting test subject" I noted before disappearing.

(Enjeru's POV)

"Hm?... I could've sworn I just saw someone there" I mumbled looking at the tree behind us.

"What's wrong hime-sama?" Sasori asked me.

"Nothing, come let's go" I answered then said grabbing his hand and started towards the house.


-Later that night-
(Deidara's POV)

"Dei-chan can you pass me the salt and pepper?" Hime-chan asked me.

"Here you go" I said passing the seasonings to her.

"Thank you" She replied before putting some in.

"Dinner almost ready?" Sasori asked walking into the kitchen with a towel on his head.

"Yes and go put a shirt on Kimi's coming to spend a few nights with us so you have to sleep in your room tonight" She told him lightly punching him in his chest and going back to the beef stew she was fixing.

"Aw why do I have to sleep in my room?" He whinnied playfully.

"You don't have to sleep in your room, I mean I don't care if you go bunk with Dei-chan, but you just can't sleep in my room for a few nights" She said cutting the stove off.

"Alright, but answer me this what is it with girls and having there friends over?" He asked her slipping on a fishnet muscle shirt.

"I don't know it's just a girl thing that you'll never understand, oh and also no listening in and absolutely NO PEEPING, I will kill you both if you do" She said before wiping her hands on her apron and walking out of the kitchen.

"You aren't gonna listen to her are you?" I asked him knowing what the answer would be.

"Well I'm not going to not listen to her, but there are so many other things that I can do that abide by her two requests and you're gonna help" He said smirking at me.

"You better be so lucky that I like Kimiko" I told him as I sat back down to listen to his plan.

-In her room-
(Kimiko's POV)

"Wait, wait so what did you do?" I asked her.

"Well we talked a little bit and then he pulled me onto his lap and I know you know what happened after that cause I know you heard me from the living room" She said.

"Well yeah of course, with your big mouth everyone in the village probably heard you, but anyway onto the more important things was he any good? Did he pop your cherry?" I told her then asked.

"Okay first of all too many questions and yes, he is good oh Kami! The man knows how to make a woman feel good and he didn't pop my cherry well, not yet at least, but oh the way he fondled my breast I swear just thinking about it makes my nipples hard" She told me as she grabbed her chest.

"You horny little girl" I commented smirking at her.

"Oh really? Am I the ONLY one that's horny? If you ask me I smell a very strong scent of intoxicating virgin juices coming from your lower region, Ki. Mi. Ko" She asked then said coming closer to me before climbing on top of me, starting butterfly kisses along my neck down to my collar bone and back before stopping at my jugular vein and licking it slowly making me moan out loud and squirm a little.

(Deidara's POV)

"What the hell are those two doing?" I asked Sasori while trying to cool my face from hearing Kimiko moan.

"My guess is that Enjeru is getting ready to demolish the demon that haunts Kimiko's dreams; you remember when she demolished yours only she almost died because you were afraid to even let her touch you after I had told you it was alright because it was part of her Jutsu" He answered going back to concentrating on his puppet.

"Yeah, but I was suppose to be the first one she had an intimate event with" I complained.

"Well you lucked out Hime-sama beat you to her and even though she isn't spoiled she always gets what she wants" He replied looking up from his puppet smirking at me.

"-sigh- Well I guess your plan will have to wait until she finished" I said a little relieved.

"Oh on the contrary my friend she's bring us with her" He told me before my world went black.

(Enjeru's POV)

"And then she appears over by the piano" Kimi explained pointing to a piano where a little girl no older than five stood.

"What does she say after appearing by the piano?" I asked.

'Come play with me, come play with me Kimi-chan' The girl said making me stiffen.

"What do you do when she asks that?" I asked her turning to the girl to make sure she stayed in place.

"I usually just stand here and then sometimes I walk over to her, but every time I get ready to take her hand I wake up to see you slightly shaking me with a worried gaze on your face" She told me also glancing at the girl.

"Have you ever tried to say 'no' before?" I questioned again.

"Tried saying 'no'? No I haven't I never have enough courage or I'd always wake up before thinking of doing that" She answered.

'Kimiko come play with me' The girl said again.

"Why don't you try it now, I promise I won't let anything happen to you" I suggested to her.

"Okay; no I don't want to play with you" Kimi told her.

'No?, what do you mean No!? You ungrateful little brat! Even if I have to kill you I'm going to have your body!' The girl said then yelled enraged finally showing her true form.

"Hate to brake it to you, but no one but Kimiko is taking over this body besides you're the kind of demon that would destroy a whole village and not care" I told her stepping in front of Kimi.

"Tch, it's you again, what do you want? This girl is mine" She told me, caution rising in the air.

"Nothing much just your body laying dead on the ground so my friend can stop having these ridiculous nightmares and so she can finally be happy with Dei-chan!" I told her summoning my scythe.

"Heh even if you slice me in half I'll just mold back together" She said smirking smugly.

"Kimiko are you still afraid of her?" I asked putting myself on high caution.

"Y-y-yes" She answered.

"Kimiko, I told you if don't stop fearing her she's going to get stronger and eventually take over your life and I know for a fact that you've been wanting to date Deidara since he stepped in to stop those drunks from hurting you" I said to her with a pleading look in my eyes.

"Yeah, but what does that have to do with her?" She asked me.

"Well to put it bluntly she's the reason why you and Dei-chan aren't dating yet" I answered before feeling my own scythe plunge deep into my back.

"Hee hee your too late girly or should I call you by your true form you blood sucking brat!" The demon said forcing the scythe farther into my body causing me to let go of it and transforming into my vamp form to ease the pain pulsating through my back.

"Damn it Enjeru why can't you ever just summon me before you undergo battles like these" Atsui complained as she kicked the girl away from her before pulling the scythe out of her back and licking the blood off.

'Sorry I thought I could handle her' I told her.

"Yeah well you didn't handle it all too well, but that's okay it just means I get to have some fun before throwing her into demon land" She said turning back to the girl as she smirked sadistically.

"Angel-chan you're a... You're a... Vam-pire?" Kimi said then asked.

"Man that hurt a lot more than I thought it would; yes sweetie I am a vampire, but I am nothing like the villagers describe our race some of us can get like that, but that's because we were either attacked or frightened; Kimi I promise you that I would never hurt you and you know that" I explained turning back to her.

"Yeah I do and actually I think it's really cool that my best friend is a vamp even though I didn't want to believe you were one in the first place" She said smiling at me.

"Aw well isn't that touching is the vampire and my meal getting along? It's too bad if you aren't cause either way I'm gonna rip you guys to shreds!" The girl mocked before lunging at me and Kimiko.

"Kimi stay back Atsui will handle this" I told her before letting Atsu take control again.

"Okay! You go get her! Cause I am pissed I could've been had my blonde haired hunk and she was keeping me away from him" She yelled giving the air one good punch.

"Heh will do kid, will do" Atsu told her before going into battle mode.

'Watch your foot Atsu-chan' I told her as she dodged the swipe at her leg.

"Thanks; you know I'm getting really irritated with you you demonic dreaming brat!" Atsu thanked then yelled lunging at the nightmare monster slicing her in half.

"*cough* *cough* Damn you you brat" Nightmare cursed.

"Tch, Doom Portal open" She said opening the Doom Portal and kicking her in.

"Bye-bye! Demon girl" I said changing back as the portal closed.

"Angel-chan!" Kimi squealed as I turned to catch her in a hug.

"Hehe you're welcome and now that that's out of the way, let's see what this dream was originally" I said snapping my fingers to erase the darkness that covered the beautiful... Ballroom?

"Wow! It's been so long since I last saw how I had decorated this place!" She said with a shocked yet happy expression on her face.

"Yeah it's cool and all, but why a ballroom? And why color it white and orange?" I asked her as I walked to the stage.

"Well since it had been a certain someone's birthday and another certain someone was out on a mission and wasn't able to attend I thought it'd be cool if I set up another party so I could celebrate with him" She explained.

"So you set all this up for Deidara?" I said unsurprised.

"You know you can be so unsupportive sometimes" She stated.

"Hey I try okay and I didn't mean to sound unsupportive it was more of unsurprised" I told her.

"Oh well still you could've been more supportive" She said.

"Sweetie I'm a vampire you aren't going to get much emotion out of me unless it's something that really intrigued me" I told her bluntly.

"Ha- fine how's this for intriguing?" She asked spinning turning her pjs into an orange ball gown.

"Very intriguing, but please tell me you're not going to put me one of those things I've been in one I know how to breathe with a corset on but I hate those things!" I answered forming an 'x' with my arms.

"Well that's too bad I already designed your dress" She told me before spinning me changing me into a very comfortable mini ball gown, it was colored silver with blue hemming along the edges.

"Hmm, lucky design, I love it and it only looks like I have a corset on, damn that thing hurt at that party, but it still beats having a full on kimono bought and put on me by my mother it's like trying to slip my whole body in through a ring" I said shivering at the thought of my mothers vice grip on my obi. Before glaring at the curtains hearing the light snickers of Sasori and Deidara.

"Angel-chan what are you glaring at?" Kimi asked me.

"Two idiots who are laughing at the pain and suffocation I went through for festivals" I answered getting an even more confused look from her not wanting to confuse her further, I used telepathy to push the curtains out of the way revealing Sasori and Deidara.

"Ooh that's who you were talking about" She said looking at the two boys that were in fishnet tee shirts and ninja pants.

"You're real dense sometimes you know that?" I stated more than asked.

"Yeah, yeah I know, but everyone has there blonde moments so its no big deal; now onto a real issue you boys are not dressed correctly for this party you look like you just took a shower after coming from a training session with angel-chan" She told them.

"Heh that's ironic cause I did just take a shower after barely surviving a torture session with that woman... The brat" He said with a smug expression on his face.

"Bastard, hmph" I mumbled back knowing he heard me as I twirled making sure that I flashed him before snapping my fingers making them change into suits and judging by Kimi's squeal I chose the right style for them.

"You just can't keep me out of a suit can you?" I heard Sasori whisper in my ear as he wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Look who's talkin' at least I can keep my lips to myself" I told him turning around to see that he was in an all white tux with a blue dress shirt and a white tie, looking over at Deidara I saw that his colors matched that of Kimi-chan's dress.

"Oh really? So your saying that you don't like my kisses?" He asked teasing me.

"I didn't say that you just like to misinterpret things, alright Kimi are you gonna get this party started or what?" I answered him before asking Kimi.

"Let's get started! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY DEI-KUN!" She answered before shouting out a happy birthday to Dei-chan.

-2 hours later-
(Kimiko's POV)

"Um Dei-chan, I... Want apologize for my rude behavior towards you when you only wanted to be near me and I keep pushing you away so-...!" I started before he shushed me with a kiss and judging by the squeal of 'aw my little Dei-chan is growing up' I kissed him back.

"Trust me, you don't have to apologize I know about the demon that was slowly taking over your body, really I do angel-chan almost died in her own jutsu because of me" He told me after we pulled apart.

"Okay" I said breathily as I bit my lower lip to try to hide the smile that spread across my face.

"Judging by your reaction that was a good first kiss" He said amusement evident in his voice.

"Uh-huh" Was all I could say I was still a bit dazed from the kiss.

"Alright I think you two love-birds have had enough fun for one dream" She said snapping her fingers to release the Jutsu.

-Back in reality-

"Ugh why do I feel like I guzzled down six cases of sake?" I asked aloud.

"Because you're a human and humans don't take well to vampiric energy mixed with chakra, it's like a lithe poison if it enters your body; even with me suppressing Atsu's vampire energy it still can have a deadly effect on others; thank god I was able to suppress it long enough for you to wake up" She answered sighing in relief.

"Wait, but what about all the other times when you were around the others?" I asked her becoming highly confused at what she just said.

"I just finished using my mothers family ability and the seal has weakened so it takes all lot more of my energy to suppress her power until I can get my hands on Sasori" She said staggering to the door slightly opening it only to see that Sasori was standing right there to catch her before she fell.

"Hurry up and feed you've used too much of your energy trying to keep the jutsu under control" He told her as he gave her more access to his neck, so she could get some blood into her.

"Thanks" She said before sinking her fangs into his neck, a grunt escaped from him before his stature relaxed and his eyes drifted to a close. A few moments later angel-chan released her hold on his neck gently before shoving herself away from him as she gripped herself tightly as if trying to keep herself in check.

"Enjeru! What's wrong?" Sasori and I asked worriedly.

"...Get out of-of... Here... Before I-!" She breathed out tightening the she grip she had on herself.

"Sasori! The seal its weakened and so you-know-who is trying to break free, we need to get to the hokage tower and contact Konan-sama" Deidara said bursting into the room.

"Okay let's go Kimiko you're coming with us you know that Enjeru is a vamp now we'll let you come with us" Sasori said grabbing my hand and running at full speed out of the house causing me to add chakra to my legs in order to keep up with him.

Well... That was interesting Ja ne