I woke up, sweat dripping from my anus.

Ever since that dream I have been working... Thinking of a way to get there IRL, so I designed a portal...

It was done, the final peice of the puzzle.

The final pony figurine was placed apon the shelf, adorning my finally complete collection of every OC ever created.

It was done.

Nothing more could delay this shit more.

Then I took my Ipod out of my pocket and played T-bone by The Shit Crew.

"I WILL FOREVER SUCK DICKS, I PUT EEEEEVVVVERRRRYYYY LYRIC FROM THE SONG TO LENGTHEN MY STORRRRRYYYYYYYYY!"

"YEA YEA YEA"

Then something magical happened and the shitwaves from my Ipod vibrated into the portal, like my ass after eating 5 pockets of hot.

God help me...

God. Help. Me

Only Jesus himself could explain the shit that was going on, for I won't.

I woke up in the middle of a forest, the sunbeams glistening off the sweat casually dripping off my neckbeard, I made sure to not leave my fedora at the door, sticking a few pins as I was going to go to bronycon to see if I could get some whale pussy, i never did.

I got up and got out my lvl 100+ katana that is enriched with my powers to shoot shit out of my mouth, the goverment did it, let's leave it at that because i'm too half assed to explain how neckbeard mcshits got powers, so i'll just use goverment experiments.

Just then I saw something fly from the sky, flying faster then your dick to MLP porn, yes that fast. If you could get fit off of masterbating, you'd be a gold star olympian.

Using your super speed powers, you fly through the asstrosphere into the crater yourself.

Inside the crater you see... A HUMAN?!

Indeed it is Fatty MCwhiteknight, the ravager of all sex pillows in the universe, you hit it off almost instantly when he gets a chub boner and plays Star Wars with you, and you learned of his intense boner for The Shit Crew's song "I FUCKING LOVE SHITS"

"God knows your shit does stink, God knows I wanna smell it!"

"Who cares if your white or black, or if your fat or skinny!"

"I DO, CHECK YOUR PRIVELAGES!"twilight spickle yells out as she busts into your peaceful abode with Fatty MCWK.

"OI GET OUTTA HER YA CUNT" You begin to yell at her.

"Don't worry twilight pickle, Obese Mcshits is just jeaslos of your swag, because crush kill destroy swag is still a meme guys! RIGHT ITS A FUCKING MEME? RIGHT?"

Then Fatty MCWK ran off with twlight sparkle shitting all over your MLP shirt.

You will have your fatty rage, but when.

If you're just joining in, Obese Mcshits has created a portal to the Twilight Zone. And when he got there, he has found Fatty MCWK, the most famed pillow fucker in all of japan. Just as he got to know Fatty MCWK, titty pickle interrupted and, being the gentleman he is, Obese Mcshits told her politley to get soon as he uttered FUCKING WHORE, Fatty Mcwhiteknight slapped his shit, shit on his shit, and ran from his shit with tits mczickle.

Will Obese Mcshits get it together? Probably not, who fucking cares?

Let's see next time in chapter 3 the asshole wettens

God knows you asshats are masterbating to this.