League of Losers – Chapter 4: Day of Destruction

Urgot woke up early that morning and rushed straight to Ziggs room.

"Ziggs, I've made-"

"Call me Don."

"Don…that's not really the kind of title that fits you, but whatever. Don, I've made my decision now. I want to kill every last one of those little rats."

Ziggs was folding his hands on his desk. "I like your attitude, Urgot. You'll get the honor of being my first bodyguard."

Immediately, Blitzcrank pulled Urgot out of the room, and came running in with tears falling down his robotic eyes. "You said that I would always be your first!"

"Things change, Blitzcrank. This isn't season one anymore and you just aren't really pulling it together as I'd wish." Ziggs pulled out his small drum set to follow up his joke. "Bah-Dum Tshh" Still, the room was dead silent. "Well then...Let's proceed."

Blitzcrank walked out of Ziggs room in shame. Ziggs came out, and showed Urgot more around the place. There were many more champions that had been rejected into the League of Legends, as well as banned out constantly.

"You may know most of these people already from that other day at the waiting line."

"Names Vi, and I'm only here to get my sister back and punish her like the criminal she is."

"You're related to that Jinx girl?"

Vi immediately stood up and growled. "You know her? WHERE IS SHE?!"

"My old team took her under their wing and kicked me out."

Ziggs hurried Urgot out of Vi's direction as she was muttering to herself about her past.

"There are many more people…who don't have weird families here for just revenge. Zac for example."

Urgot saw nothing, but them a slime of goo came down from the ceiling, and melded into a creature like form. "How's it going?"

"Urgot will be joining the league of rejects today as the official bodyguard of me. He's proven to be more than ready to take out revenge on those insects who tried to erase us from the league of legends."

"The name's Zac, Sir. I was banned out of the League of Legends for many reasons, and attempted one last time to join back. I even gave them a musical recital I performed for my old lab, but they said I was too flat! Everybody's a critic…."

"That's neat…let's continue, Urgot." Ziggs looked back as Zac was taking out a violin and violently smashing it against the ground. "I didn't think all my henchmen were this weird. Ah, surely this fellow isn't that strange."

"Aye, Ziggs. Look me in the eyes again and I'll dig your grave."

Ziggs was shaking cold. "y-y-yes…I'm sorry about that."

The ghastly man noticed Urgot behind him. "A new one, huh? I'm Yorick, the gravedigger of the Shadow Isles. I don't really remember why people stopped picking me. It was probably because I always reminded them of their dead relatives…or something along that line. I came here to knock the last breath out of those fools who wish to forget the day of their death."

They went to another room that had tryouts for people who were rejected. It was just a long line of champions either forgotten or constantly sought out on banning.

Poppy, the iron ambassador, was trying to hop over Twisted Fate to see her place in line. "Valoran will know harmony!"

Urgot laughed. "More yordles? You've got to be kidding me."

Urgot was pulled to the end of the row where everyone was sitting down. "Ever seen your soul? Would you like to?"

"Hey, I remember you from Summoners Rift. What are you doing here?"

Thresh looked down. "I got kicked off for making our best adc leave. I want to get back at that brat!"

"YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE!" A giant Minotaur was yelling at all the female rejects and pointing at their boobs. One in particular was Morgana. She put a dark bind on Alistar, but Alistar ulted out of it. "MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HOOOOORNS!" Alistar punted Morgana out of the room, out of the window. "WHO WANTS SOME?"

"Can someone get this freak out of here?" Katarina was sitting with Thresh at the back. Ziggs had to come so that Alistar wouldn't go on a rampage. He pulled out a satchel charge with a picture of sona on it.

"Hey big guy, bet you could milk these, right?"

"YOU CAN'T!" Ziggs threw the charge out of the window, and Alistar followed it. "YOU CANT MILK THOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!"

"One idiot down, I'll have to get someone to interview you rejects later. BLITZCRANK, HOLD THESE WEIRDOS HERE!"

"Beep boop, I am not a robot. Observe my human like mustache. Reserve your spot at reject central today."

Victor was first in line. "Excuse me, Sir; I believe I had a reservation to this-"

"Hahaha…Hahahahaha…." Blitzcrank took off his mustache. "I fooled you into thinking I was human, which was humorous. Hahahahahahahaha."

Ziggs and Urgot slowly backed away, and they went back to his room.

"Don, I'm not sure you hired the...best henchmen."

"Neither do I. It's all for payback and revenge, mostly. I know these people are crazy mad at someone or something enough to want to fight for me. Anyways, here check out my blueprints."

Ziggs pulled out blueprints of Noxus, and the Institute of War. He had planned out to plant satchel charges on two pillars that held together the place where they held the memorial of the League of Legends, which was coming up recently.

"My plan is to make those loved champions suffer my pain and be forgotten by EVERYBODY!" Ziggs let out a maniacal laugh. "Anyways, we can do any other precautionary things that come to mind until then. Today is dawn of the first of three days, my friend. What is your command, general Urgot?"

"I want to find the team that abandoned me in ranked and tear them apart!"

"Summoners Rift? Hmm, haven't been out on the ol' fields of explosions in a while. We might as well blow off some steam while we get this operation together. Grab three teammates."

Urgot thought for a bit of the few champions he saw out there. "I'll take Vi, Zac, and...ugh I don't want that ghastly looking guy, but I'll take Thresh."

"RIGHT-O! Let's get 'em in here."

Ziggs called on his intercom. "HEY FAT HANDS, GREEN MAN, AND LANTERN GUY, GET IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!" As they came in, even more champions came in; one of them being Blitzcrank.

"Beep boop, my hands are not fat, Don. Please stop insulting Golems."

"NOT YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE AT THE REJECT INTERVIEW LOUNGE! WHO'S WATCHING IT NOW?"

"The second contestant took over. He was determined to take over my position."

Meanwhile, at the interview desk:

Zilean was next in line. "Can I just get accepted already? Time is wasting, good Sir."

Rammus was holding the line. "Yeah…OK….Hmmm…Right…Uhuh. NEXT….Yeah…OK..."

Meanwhile, back at Ziggs room:

"You call me on intercom, bomberman?" Sion came in abruptly after hearing green man on the intercom.

"WHAT…" Ziggs facepalmed. "I need to learn these names someday..."

Yorick entered after Sion was kicked out. "The lantern guy will dig your grave if you don't figure out my name, Don."

Ziggs was frozen shocked once again after looking into Yorick's eyes. Thresh came over in front of Ziggs. "Excuse me, but I'm the only lantern guy around here."

"Hmph, you sure look like a certain reject from the Shadow Isles, Thresh. I should dig your grave and give you a personal death sentence!"

"Aren't you cute, Yorick? I remember your ancestor gravediggers who tried to take revenge on Hecarim, and they all died trying. Now, you are here trying to revive them from the dead." Thresh hooked Yorick closer. "Nobody can save them, gravedigger."

"W-what?"

"Oh yes, it's about to get much worse. Your mother for example, she was quite ambiguous until she was on her death bed. If you would like, I could get her soul for you…"

"YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LITTLE…"

Thresh opened his lantern, and let out one soul. "YYYYORICK….DDDDONT LISTEN TO THE FOOLS, REDEMPPPPTION CAN BE FOUND INSIDE ONEEESSSSSS PASSSTTTTTT…."

"What does that mean?"

"GGGGRRRRAVE DIGGER, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE TWISTED TREELINE. YYYYYYOUR FATE LIES THERE ALLLLLONE."

"I will make my position known in the Shadow Isles. I must!" Yorick hopped off, as Thresh consumed the soul and laughed.

"The only thing that gravedigger knows will be what ultimately kills him." Everyone's jaws dropped and their eyes were wide as they could be. "Oh, sorry about that. I get carried away sometimes. You called?"

"Uhuh…Yes. Well…We want you for our team, you three. We will take our ultimate revenge in three days, but Urgot has decided we mess spend some time in the Summoners Rift relaxing while we blow the enemies to bits!"

"As long as I can find my sister…"

"As long as I can show the ladies my skills!"

"As you wish, Ziggs. We'll make those fools suffer."

With that, Ziggs que'd up for ranked 5s under the team name 'League of Rejects.'

"I GOT A MATCH! We got…League of Losers!"

Urgot sprang up in the air. "THAT'S JINX AND MORDEKAISER'S TEAM!"

Vi got her fists ready. "Finally, you'll be coming with me, Jinx."

"OH, please allow me to toy with that child before you take her. I want her to suffer."

Ziggs lifted up his bomb. "One at a time, people! Let's get this going!"