League of Losers – Chapter 5: Rejects VS Losers

"Welcome to Summoners Rift." The announcer's voice was the first thing that both teams heard as they were matched up against each other. The League of Rejects used the same helmet system as the League of Losers did to get to Summoners Rift. This mean they could interact with each other instead of being controlled by Summoners.

"You have got to be kidding me. I have to deal with another Yordle?" Mordekaiser was taking his team into the enemy jungle to plan a sneak attack at level one. "We aren't going to lose to these rejects if we just stick toge…" Mordekaiser looked behind him and noticed Jinx was missing. "…Where the hell is Jinx?"

Jinx came out of the bush near blue where Vi was standing. "You gonna chase me, FAT HANDS?"

"Jinx, you are SO dead!" Vi used vault breaker to get closer to Jinx, but was caught off guard by Garen and Master Yi camping in a nearby bush, and they took her down together.

"FIRST BLOOD."

[All] Jinx: TRY THAT AGAIN, FAT HANDS!

"Okay we have the early lead, we just can't throw now. Jinx, go to their red. We will take their blue and you can steal their red."

"Gotcha!"

Mordekaiser leashed Master Yi blue buff, and ran to his lane to see the little yordle Ziggs throwing bombs at the minion wave.

"I'll enjoy making you my minion, little man."

"Who you calling little, metal-head?" Ziggs threw a satchel charge behind Mordekaiser and he landed under his turret. "Lights out, metal-head!"

Meanwhile at red:

Zac was about to smite it as Jinx came around with Fishbones on her shoulder.

"Excuse me, that's a nice buff you got there. Can I have it?"

Zac looked away to see Jinx's maniacal but pretty face. "Hey there, hot stuff. You ever been with a man so malleable he can turn into a balloon?"

"That's….really not that cool."

Zac flexed, and posed. "Why thanks, I do work out."

Jinx laughed and took red while she left behind a ward with her name on it.

"Man, I was so close this time…hey what is this?"

'From Jinx, to Green Guy: Call me sometime, I could use an indestructible tool sometime. Also you're kinda cute to be honest 3'

"WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS! YEAH!"

Meanwhile, in bot lane:

"Welcome back, you little brat." Thresh welcomed Jinx back into the lane with a hook across her chest.

"Let go of me, you pervert!" Jinx struggled to get out of the chain, and Garen jumped out of Tri-bush to break the chain.

"Not today, you scoundrel!" Garen looked over his shoulder and smiled at Jinx. "How was that, miss?"

"Oh boy, my knight in shining armor. Why don't you go back to top lane so I can take apart lantern guy myself?"

"At your request, my queen!" Garen TP'd back top and danced at turret while talking about his crush for Jinx. Vi tower dived Garen with Assault and Battery and held him up against his own turret.

"Spill it, Demacia. Where is my little sister?"

"You'll never have any clue where my love is!"

Vi thought to herself for a second. "Hmm…Bot lane?"

Garen was shocked. "Are you some sort of magician? HIYA!" Garen threw a stab at Vi, but she turned 2 degrees to the left to dodge it. "GET BACK, WITCH!"

Vi laughed. "Thanks for the farm, Loser. Time to get revenge."

Master Yi halted Vi on the way as Garen came over spinning while yelling 'DEMACIA.'

"One does not simply go from top lane to bot lane and expect not to get ganked." Vi used vault breaker to get over the wall, and went on to find Jinx. "HEY! I can go through walls too! Just…not without vision…Why am I so outclassed…"

"Look Yi, I'm holding the world up!" Garen was doing a handstand with one hand, and Yi facepalmed as he went bot.

Meanwhile, in mid:

Ziggs started off the gank by messaging Zac. 'Let's show this guy what real pain is, Zac!'

'Yes Don!'

Zac launched himself like a catapult into mid lane and knocked up Mordekaiser, who had to stand still and laugh at Zac.
"You sent elastic man to gank me, Ziggs? The gum under my foot could cc me longer than this man, hahahahaha!"

"Hey pal, I'm right here."

Mordekaiser slammed his Mace at Zac's face. "I'm sorry, let me give you more attention." The Mace came right off of Zac's face but left no imprints or wounds on Zac.

"Sorry bud. I may bend, but I don't break." Zac jumped high into the air and became a balloon filled with Ziggs bombs. "INCOMING!" SPLOOOOOOOSH. Morde, along with his turret, got raided from the Ziggs Zac wombo combo expolosion.

"MUHUAHAHAHAHAHA! EXPLOSIONS!"

Urgot messaged Ziggs after the kill. 'Hey Ziggs, throw a bomb in the bush to your left.'

'Really? What for?'

'Just do it.'

Ziggs did as he said, and threw a bomb in the bush. Garen came out screaming like a little girl with his cape on fire.

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

Urgot came out of the right jungle. "You're not as clever as you think, Garen. If you aren't on the map, you're in a bush, and you always loved to gank Mordekaiser's lane so you could run and yell 'DEMACIA' everywhere. Unfortunately, not today."

Meanwhile, in bot lane:

"Look over there Heimerdinger! Looks like an explosion just went off…I feel like my wits are tingling with interest for once in my life!" Jinx was pulled towards the explosion.

"Wait…Our turre-EHHH." Heimerdinger tried to stop Jinx, but was hooked mid-sentence. As soon as the hook ended, he was slammed into the ground by Vi.

"Where did she go, gramps?"

Heimerdinger, feeling like he had broken every single bone in his body, slowly pointed towards mid.

"Follow me, Thresh."

Urgot tried to stop Thresh from leaving. "He's my ADC, you brat!"

"No, Urgot. I want to see that little girl suffer at my hand." Thresh went off with Vi to the mid lane.

Back in mid:

"ZIGGS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME BACK FOR ME!" Jinx picked up Ziggs and hugged the living hell out of him.

Ziggs was trying to talk, but was being chocked by Jinx's hug. "P..please….let….me go…."

"Tell me Ziggs, what are your favorite kinds of explosions?"

"U…rrrrghhhhhh." Ziggs reached into his backpack, and threw his Mega Inferno Bomb into the air. It landed on top both of them, and Jinx was laughing hysterically. "I love those too! You're too cute!" Jinx kissed Ziggs, who soon regretted his decision while he was struggling to get out of Jinx's arms.

"Let the yordle go, you freak." Vi came out of the jungle, with her fists ready to give Jinx a beat down.

"Pfft, look who's calling who a freak, FAT HANDS!" Jinx threw Ziggs to the side, and took out Fishbones. "I've had it up to here with you and hat lady, Vi. Piltover wasn't fun enough to ruin so I decided to become a champion. If anything, I did you a favor, and now you are pointing your fists at me aimed to jail me for my 'crimes' because you have nothing better to do. WELL I'M DONE HERE FAT HANDS!" Jinx launched her missiles right at Vi, who crushed every single one.

"You seriously need to come up with a better insult, sis." Vi cracked her knuckles and got ready for more attacks.

"Vi…You're so boring! I mean, even hat lady has some stupid pun that I can make fun of. Oh, look at me, I'm on the case."

Vi chuckled and impersonated Caitlyn herself. "But Jinx, wouldn't you care for a spot of tea?" She grabbed a teacup out of nowhere, as both of them laughed.

Thresh was pissed at the sight of them laughing together as if they weren't just in the middle of a fight. "I wanted to see some police brutality, not some sister on sister love garbage!"

Vi threw her teacup at Thresh. "Put a dent in it, lantern guy!" Jinx laughed at Thresh, who was disappointed once again. "It's good to see you smiling for something not maniacal Jinx. I remember when you were little you used to be so creative. I think now is a great opportunity to ask why you…well, became a criminal?"

"Piltover started boring me, and I didn't like how you wouldn't let me join the police force. You always told me it was too dangerous and the best are already hired. You know, Vi, for a moment I thought I was actually an independent individual, but I realized really soon…" Jinx started crying as she hugged Vi. "…I was just a shadow of what you were…WHY CAN'T I BE COOL LIKE YOU?"

"That's really deep, sis."

"Get a room you two!" Thresh was still watching as he waited for Vi to turn around and punch Jinx, but it never happened.

"Hold on one sec sis…" Jinx turned around with a half angry half sad face. "BYE BYE!" Jinx sent out her Super Mega Death Rocket at Thresh, and it obliterated him. Jinx didn't even blink before turning around back to Vi. "Now…oh yeah, I felt like I would never be greater than you, so instead I guess I just…started rebelling against you."

"I can't understand why you would think that, sis. You were the top of your class at elementary school, and you'd always come home with the coolest gadgets ever! You were easily the smartest girl in Piltover by far, and that could've taken you somewhere."

"Well…now that I think about it, why did I even want to become a policewoman in the first place? I mean, how boring could a job get?"

"You can't say it's boring unless you try it, you know."

"Meh, there's no room in this life for me to try it. Instead, I just blow everything up. Anyways…yeah I'm not sure where to go from here."

"Can you come back to Piltover at least? The whole town is worried sick."

Jinx eye's shined for a bit. "Well…maybe I will." She extended her hand out to Vi.

"Good to have you ba-"

"SIKE! HAHAHAHAHA!" She slapped Vi's hand with C4, and ran off. "Sorry sis, but you and Dumbover really bore the living crap out of me sometimes. Maybe if I could become a demolition girl, I might even think about that worthless town, but until then ENJOY THE EXPLOSIONS, FAT HANDS!"

"You little brat Jinx!" Vi tried to get the C4 off her hands, but she had to throw them aside before her own hands were caught in the explosion.

"Guess this means we're enemies again, huh?"

Jinx smiled back. "I wouldn't have it any other way."

"Me neither." Vi let Jinx escape this one time, and things went back to normal once again.

Meanwhile at the Nexus:

[All] Ziggs: YOUR TEAM NAME SURE FITS YOUR WIN RECORD, LOOOOOSERS!

[All] Vi: Yeah! Teamwork!

[All] Zac: JINX YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER!

Once they got out of the game, it was already midnight.

"Good work today, team. Looks like day one has passed by and there are only two days left until demolition day in the Institute of War. I know you're probably all just sooooo excited, but please just wait a little longer…"

Zac slingshotted out of the window. "I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, JINX!" Vi chased after Zac. "HEY, SHE'S MINE PUNK!" Thresh left with the door wide open. "I quit." Urgot was still there at Ziggs front desk. "Well you still have me!"

Ziggs sighed in disappointment. "Looks like we're going to need a few more people to help us out. You don't have to worry about it today, but look and find some good champs tomorrow. I'm getting tired of throwing so many bombs!"

Urgot agreed. "I'm sure the final day of entertainment will be more than those scum could give us on Summoners Rift."

Rammus, who was still at the interview lounge at the time, ended up making a lot of people leave, except for two people: Katarina and Darius. The two were bickering at each other for failing to represent Noxus on Summoners Rift.

Darius was more aggressive than Kat. "Even TALON got a spot that you could not get!"

"I got drafted at first, but no one picked me up. People don't even LOOK at your stupid portrait, Darius!"

"OK!" Rammus came in between the two champions like a wrecking ball. Behind Rammus came Blitzcrank. "I always get replaced…Seeing as you two are the last, feel free to stay in the rooms of those who left."

Katarina threw a dagger behind Darius, and went off to her room. Ziggs came out of his office, and he saw the entire thing play out. Darius was still angry, but Ziggs calmed him down. "Look Darius, both you and Kat are some of the biggest forces to be reckoned with for our little mission, so unless you two settle differences I'm going to be very upset. You won't like ol' Ziggs when he's upset. Understood?"

Darius nodded. "Understood, Don."

"Now get some sleep, tough guy. We still have more time to work out the kinks for the mission."

All of them went asleep, and Ziggs stayed up that night working on his plot. "I have to totally rework how I want to do this plan now that lantern guy and fat hands aren't here." Ziggs looked over to his closet, where he had his secret weapon. He opened the door and had a huge grin on his face.

"Rest assured, you'll come in handy in a couple days…Hehehe…HAHAHAHAHAHA!"