League of Losers – Chapter 6 Part A: Last Choice

Ziggs fell asleep at his desk that morning while he was fixing his plot for the next day. While he was asleep, he had an interesting dream…

'Bombs…MORE BOMBS...EXPLOSIONS…HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!' Ziggs was walking in an open plane full of bombs, C4, grenades, and more explosives. He dove into a pool of grenades, swallowing many of them, and he spit out the pins when he reached the surface. They blew up in his stomach, and it didn't even give him a scratch.

'This is the kind of dream I could get used to!'

'I'll say…' soon out of nowhere, Jinx came from under Ziggs, and she grabbed him instantly. She threw Ziggs into the air, and then the scene changed. They were dancing in the Palace inside the Institute of War. The pin that Jinx had in her mouth turned into a rose. Right by them, they saw Twisted Fate and Evelynn dancing. Twisted Fate was grinning.

'I may not be picked anymore, but that doesn't mean this old feller can't tango.'

Evelynn laughed, and Ziggs was still struggling to get out of Jinx's arms. He pulled out a walkie talkie from his left pocket, and tried to see if he could contact people. He ping Urgot.

'Urgot…let's blow this joint.'

Jinx got excited once she heard this, and gasped. 'Ziggs…you shouldn't have.'

The vision of Jinx smiling became blurry, and turned into Sion. He was waving his axe at Ziggs.

'WHO IS YOUR LEADER? TAKE ME TO HIM SO I CAN CRUSH HIM!'

'I don't work for anyone, I swear!'

'Shaco, ….do it'

Shaco came behind Ziggs, with his dagger across his neck. 'Now I see you…'

*SHANK*

'Now I don't! WAHAHAHAHA!'

The scene cut at that moment, and now Ziggs was binded to a chair, with Jinx at the end of the Chair with her rocket launcher.

'Tell me where those satchel charges are…OR I'M SENDING YOU TO BOB-OMB HELL!'

Ziggs was anxious when he saw Jinx's Fishbones rocket launcher, but wouldn't talk.

'I'm giving until that clock reach- TIMES UP!'

"NYAAAAAAAAAGH!" Ziggs fell over on the floor, as his door was forcefully opened by Urgot.

"Don, are you awake? You've been asleep for 24 hours."

Ziggs was shocked. "Huh….WHAT? Then that means-"

Urgot cut him off. "Mission day, we all know. Stop wasting time."

Ziggs felt déjà vu when he heard the word time, as if he forgot something important in his dream. He immediately forgot about it, and put on his tux to prepare for the ceremony. Every champion that had been in League of Legends at one point was invited to this ceremony, and Ziggs planned to go in and go out with style. Everyone else also had a Tuxedo, except for Katarina, who was hiding behind a wall because she was embarrassed about how she looked.

Ziggs called out for her. "Come on, get over here!"

Katarina responded back. "This outfit…is ridiculous."

Darius laughed. "It's not like there is anything to look at anyway!"

Katarina shunpo'd behind Darius with her blade behind him. "Say what you want, I know that's not really what you think. If you so much as stare at me, this blade is going to stain that nice tuxedo of yours, Darius." Katarina was in her Kitty Kat outfit, and she wasn't happy with it at all.

Ziggs took the blade out of Kat's hand. "You know the reason I got that outfit for you, so don't complain. You have to do virtually nothing but distract a few of the guards, and the rest of the night is yours." Ziggs took out his blueprints once again. "We have exactly one hour until Zilean will start giving his ceremonial speech, and then BOOM! Down goes the Palace, and then no one will be able to stop us from completely owning the League of Legends!"

Darius nodded his head. "Your profession always was prostitution, right?"

Katarina growled back, but Ziggs took away both her blades. "You won't need these, sweetheart. You're under a 'no stabbing' zone for a few hours until the bombs go off. Now let's get in there!"

Ziggs led the team to the front entrance, where Irelia was wearing a night gown outfit since she intended on leaving once the ceremony started. "Are you all on the list?"

Ziggs nodded.

"You realize this ceremony requires that you bring one other person of the opposite sex, right?"

"….Say what?"

Darius swooped up Katarina in his hands. "You hear that, honey? We finally get to be out on our own for once!"

Katarina forced herself to smile back to make a good appearance. "How lovely! See you on the inside, Ziggs!" Kat then whispered into Darius' ears: "Touch me once, and I'll kill you."

Ziggs' jaw dropped to the floor. After that happened, Blitz swooped up Urgot in his hands after a long while trying to pick him up. "It's not gay if you are a robot because we are genderless. Hahahahaha. Good day."

Irelia gave Ziggs a tired look. "Either you find the nearest broad or you can get the hell out of my sight. Why not that colorful looking one over…there?"

Ziggs didn't want to look back, and he shuddered when he ended up turning his head.

"ZIGGS! I'M COMING!"

Ziggs turned his head back around, and fainted in front of Irelia. Jinx, who sprinted her way towards Ziggs, picked him up and went on inside.

Irelia was suspicious. 'I don't trust either of those lunatics. I better notify Zilean.'

Irelia used telekinesis to send a message:

'You called, Miss?'

'Sir, there's two-'

'Oh I already know, child. Ziggs and Jinx, ahah; I have seen the future of those two intriguing champions. Rest assured, everything is fine.'

'Are you sure, Zilean?'

'Absolutely. Give it some time, Irelia.'

'Understood.' Irelia hung up, but still had her doubts and left her station to go into the palace. Garen stopped her on the way.

"Excuse me, Irelia. Have you ever danced with a man who can lift the world up on one hand?"

"Garen, why are you even here? You weren't drafted, so you should've been kicked out of the Institute of War…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" Irelia ran into the Palace to find Ziggs.

Garen stood there watching Irelia run away from him. "..Call me? Okay, I'll just…wait here…oh hey a bush!"

'I don't care what Zilean said, I'm going to kill that Yordle for breaking our law and coming back here after being banned.'

(Author's Note: HEY GUYS! Sorry for the extremely late chapter, I have been busy with school starting back up and working on other projects. I haven't forgotten about this series, I just haven't had enough time. Next chapter in 1-2 days, so stay tuned!)