League of Losers – Chapter 7: The Grand Chase

Zilean set his clock to 1 hour. "Phase two: The Grand Chase. You have 1 hour remaining. Win this, and the prize is yours. Let's begin."

Ziggs got out of Ahri's hands, and woke her up. "Hey, you can sleep if you protect me. I'm your pillow right?"
"Uhh…Who is it now?!" Ahri looked over to see Vi rushing towards Ziggs. "Hey there, hot stuff!" She blocked Vi with her own body, and kissed her.

"Nice try…" She punched Ahri over. "But I'm LESBIAN!"

Ahri laughed as she came to her feet. "Hmm! My favorite!"

Ziggs grabbed Ahri's hand, and ran away. Jinx was behind them, and she gave her sister a fiendish look.

"Come on, Fat Hands! Let's make this round 2, winner takes all."

Vi cracked her knuckles. "Just how I like it."

'Alright, rejects, this will be your last mission, and then you are free to go. I need Darius to take care of the reinforcements, and I need Katarina to take care of Vi and Caitlyn.'

'Understood, Don. Let's make this quick.'

Ziggs and Jinx were already outside of the Institute of War, but the chase was on. Katarina was waiting for a perfect moment to cut off the two.

"Just a bit closer…" Kat was about ready to pounce, but she was pulled backwards by Ahri.

"Why don't we finish where…*hiccup* we left off?"

"How about after you take care of those two over there? Then I'll do whatever you want." Katarina pointed out Caitlyn and Vi. Cait was setting her sniper on a truck aimed at Ziggs while they were climbing up a hill.

"Sure thing, sweets!" She threw her orb of deception at Vi, and it ricocheted back to hit Caitlyn and knock both of them to the ground.

Katarina called Darius to see what he was up to back at the Institute.

'Darius, have you gotten rid of those reinforcements yet?'

'I'm holding off, but there are even more than I expected….HYAH DEMACIAN SCUM!'

'What's going on over there?'

'These aren't ordinary police officers and enforcers, it's Garen and…some other champions I've never heard of…HEY GIVE ME THAT BACK…DEMACIA! …..KABOOOOM!'

Katarina hung up. 'Fool. Once he's done with, I just have to complete this mission, and I'll take the reward for myself! Now to check up on…what the hell…' Katarina came out behind her hiding spot to see Ahri making love to Caitlyn while Vi was shackled to the truck. "Why don't we go for another round of shots, Cait?"

Cait looked over at Vi. "Vi…HOW DID YOU GET SHACKLED BY A DRUNKEN FOX?!"

Vi looked the other way. "Author's choice."

"Enough is enough, you fools. Our mission is elsewhere now." Mordekaiser came with Master Yi, and Morde picked up drunken Ahri and carried her on his shoulder.

"I'M NOT….DRUNK! GUh…okay maybe a little bit hehe…"

Cait got up, picking up her gun and glasses. "Who do you think you are, waltzing in here and casually giving us orders?"

"The one who just saved you from getting violated by a drunken sex demon. Maybe you would like her back?"

"N-No...not necessary. I want to get down to the deal…what is in it for us to listen to you."

Master Yi snapped at Cait. "There's no time to waste any longer, women! Someone has already stolen the cash prize from Zilean and the Institute. If we fail now, then the whole reason we all came here tonight will be said and gone!"

"Oh fine. I just want to make it clear to you to boys." Cait leaned up into Mordekaiser's face. "I…don't take orders…from anyone..."

"Hmph, we shall see. Unshackle the lesbian and let's hurry."

Mordekaiser and the gang went back downhill towards the Institute of War where they would receive further instructions. Ziggs finally came out behind a big rock so that he wouldn't be seen by the gang. He went straight to Katarina.

"I don't think they're after me…there's no way that they would just all leave suddenly."

Katarina looked all around. "Where is your girlfriend, Don?"

"She said she would be back in a min-"

Ziggs was immediately caught off guard once again by Jinx. "IM BACK! What did I miss?"

Katarina noticed a turquoise glow coming out of Jinx's backpack as Jinx was hugging Ziggs hard. She also noticed a pocketknife in her hand. "GET DOWN!" Katarina threw her two blades at Jinx, one taking out her backpack and the other aimed at her pocketknife. Ziggs came flying out of her hands.

"HEY, watch it! You could've….hurt someone…OOOH I LIKE YOUR STYLE."

"Cut the small talk, you brat. What the hell is in that backpack?"

Jinx harmlessly picked it up and laughed. "This old thing? A few gadgets and gizmos and what-not…something that you shouldn't be messing with."

Katarina grew closer. "And what is that one near the bottom giving off that glow?"

"Uhh….Turbon defibulator?"

'I knew it! She's hiding something. A girl like her wouldn't know any crazy lingo. She's up to something, I can smell it. Maybe it's that one…'

Katarina grabbed Ziggs, and put her blade at his throat. "Want to tell me what your boyfriend over here means to you? What if I cut his neck right here?"

"You…wouldn't…" Jinx instantly pulled out Fishbones. "EVEN…DARE!"

"Oh, would that get in the way of your plot, JINX?"

"DROP HIM OR I'M FRIGGIN KILLING YOU!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, should I say…Psycho Arsenal #6?"

Jinx gave Kat a blank stare. She dropped Fishbones, and clenched her stomach. "What did you just call me…"

"I know all about your little background, Jinx. Being away from the League of Legends really turned me into a big hunter for classified files and backgrounds. You just had the most interesting of them all."

"NO….No…no…no…"

"What were you going to do with Ziggs?"

"No…NO!" Jinx threw everything she had in her backpack on the ground out of anger. "Those files were never to be seen by ANYBODY EVER! You really picked a #1 spot on the death wish list, Katarina."

Katarina knew that Jinx was about to get aggressive, so she ran towards the Institute with Ziggs still in hands. "WHY DON'T YOU TELL US MORE ON THE WAY?"

"I can't believe it…I'm really going to kill you…"

Ziggs was in disbelief. 'Wow, I knew she was crazy, but this is a bit overboard!'

Jinx was about to fire off her minigun, but she hesitated. Katarina continued to run off into the distance. Jinx sat on the ground. "You're lucky Ziggs is in your hands, lucky bitch. She'd be dead right now if he wasn't in danger of getting shot."

Once Ziggs and Katarina got down the hill, they were halted by Garen.

"Madam, and…yordle…we need your direct attention. The League of Losers has united with the League of Rejects for a short period of time. There's two suspects at the moment: Sion, and Jinx.

Sion was yelling in the background while Mordekaiser was coming out of the Institute of War with him in chains. "Sion crushes noob for BREAKFEST!"

Garen looked back around. "Yeah, not sure why we guessed him. Jinx most definitely stole it."

Katarina shrugged. "Knew she was hiding something. Why would you work with such a little brat, Ziggs?"

"She may be a weirdo, and a brat, but I don't think she's a liar."

"Oh? Want to guess what the hell that explosion was while she was gone?"

"Uh…" Ziggs scratched his head in disbelief. "Why would she do such a thing?"

Katarina picked up Ziggs once again. "She's a con artist that just wants to use you. Can you not understand this?"

"She's the only one that ever noticed me…or knew my name…or liked me."

Garen laughed and pulled out the world's smallest violin. "Let me play you a tune, yordle." Garen played the main League of Legends theme song. Then, Jinx came by and shoved Garen to the ground. She extended her arm to Ziggs.

"Ziggs, let's ditch these losers!"

Katarina stepped in front of him. "Over my dead body!"

Jinx laughed and pulled out a Swiss army knife. "That can be arranged!"

Ziggs sat and watched as two girls fought each other for him, with knives nonetheless. He can't say the past few days had anything ordinary in them at all.

"You fight like a girl."

Katarina swung back. "You fight like a lab experiment."

Jinx growled. "DIE!" Jinx stabbed Katarina in her right shoulder, which knocked her over. Jinx looked over, and ran quickly to Ziggs. "Come on, she's not going to be able to walk!"
"Jinx, are you not telling me something?"

"Me? Lie? PFFT! Why would I need to lie to YOU?"

Katarina got up for a split second. "I get it now. Ziggs is an explosive expert…that bomb that you used to crash into the Institute of War, and the one in your backpack. You're using him not because you like him, but because he would be to your interests."

"I said…DIE" Jinx was one swift strike away from ending Katarina, but Ziggs halted her.

"You lied to me, Jinx. You were one of the first champions to have a similar interest with me. The whole time…it was just a lie?"

Jinx stepped back, and saw the entire League of Losers along with Vi's enforcers. Garen took the megaphone out of Caitlyn's hands. "Jinx, you're under arrest. In the name of Demacia, surrender!"

Jinx sighed. "Ziggs, this is our last chance. I don't want to leave you here."

"Not if you don't tell me what you're hiding from me."

"JUST TRUST ME!"

"I don't know who to trust anymore…"

Jinx shed a single tear, and fell to the ground. "They finally caught me."

Vi held up Jinx, and hand-cuffed her. "You'll have enough time to think about it behind bars."

'She surrendered?! Was she serious, or did she really have feelings for me?'

They took Jinx away, but she stopped moving at one point. "Can I say one last thing?" Jinx looked back, her face still red and full of tears. She blew a kiss to Ziggs. "I'm sorry for everything I've put you through. I did lie to you, but when I said I loved you, that wasn't a lie…Goodbye."

Ziggs wanted to stop them. "WAIT!" Mordekaiser grabbed him before he could run off.

"Listen Ziggs, that little girl is dangerous. You need not waste any more time in the past like me and my crew. None of us are fit for this place unfortunately."

Garen threw his sword on the ground. "I can't believe I got caught up in this mess. I could have been number one!"

Master Yi put his hand on his shoulder while laughing. "Good old times a few years ago, Garen. We're old and washed up now."

"Wait…I GOT IT! We should all join the police force and deliver justice in reality!"

Mordekaiser walked away, and the others soon followed him. "We shall see…"

Ziggs was the last one standing there, and Blitzcrank came. "Sir, are you ready to go back home?"

"No Blitz…I'm not sure where to go from here. Everyone in the League of Rejects is gone, the League of Losers gave up on ruling Summoners Rift, and you are the only one I have left..."

"Are you proud of me, Sir?"

"No."

"That hurt my human feelings, Ziggs. I am quite unhappy with your response. Sniff."

Vi came back out behind Ziggs. "Chin up, bud. You caught one of the biggest criminals in history, and with it you get the bounty that was on her head."

Ziggs was still lying in the ground. "What's the point? I have nothing left to spend that money on…" He took Blitz and left.

Vi was unsure what Ziggs was thinking. Ziggs was finally on his own, and didn't have to deal with anyone but himself. He intended on blowing up the Institute of War for being banned from the League of Legends, but decides there is no point left. He packed his bags with Blitzcrank being the last person by his side. Before he left, he made one last visit….

(Jinx is sleeping in her prison cell thinking about the days when she would run freely around in Piltover)

"Now I've got nothing to do in this dump!"

Vi opened her cell. "Morning, sis. How's the cell treating you?"

Jinx shrugged and looked at the wall. "Hmph."

"You've got a visitor, so cheer up."

"W-what?" Jinx hadn't expected to get anyone visiting her since nearly everyone hated her. It came to no surprise the person visiting her was Ziggs.

"Jinx? I wanted to talk to you about something."

"If it's about earlier, you don't have to be sorry about anything. It was my entire fault for getting you nearly arrested along with me."

"Well, I wanted to know a few things before I get to what I wanted to say. What was it that Katarina was talking about?"

Jinx sighed. "I thought it would come down to that. I am not actually who you think I am. Jinx is just my regular nickname because I never got a real name…I was an experiment in Zaun that went terribly wrong, and I left for Piltover where I lived for a while with Vi. My selfish personality got in the way of being able to be a normal person, and I just went crazy. My whole life I've been running away from a horrible past that I don't want to be reminded of…and I never could find a stable setting."

"That's harsh. It's weird because your past sounds a lot like mine, minus the experiment part."

"I always looked up to you for being able to be so confident in yourself, Ziggs." Jinx laughed under her own breath. "Well, look down I guess. Sorry about that, I couldn't help myself."

"I get that enough. Now that you got your short joke in, there's something I need to know before I make this decision."

"Hmm?"

"Do you really love me? And if so, why?"

Jinx gave Ziggs a serious look. "Yes…yes I do. Why, well I guess it's because there was nobody left in my life I could say I had feelings for. I never got along with my 'sister,' I never had friends growing up, and no one shared my weird interest of blowing stuff up. Even though I know you probably don't share the same feelings, the answer is yes."
"If that's true, then that's all I need to hear. You had a huge bounty on your head, and with it I had nothing to spend the money on, so I guess I'll use it to bail you out."

"Huh, really?"

Vi took off the shackles from Jinx, and let her out the door. "Maybe this time you'll play nice."

Jinx looked at Ziggs, almost tearing up from how happy she was. "Ziggs…no one has ever done something so kind for someone like me. I feel totally lame, but I think I'm love."

"Go ahead, let it out."

Jinx smiled, and grabbed Ziggs one last time. "You're the only person to make me cry and feel happy…without killing something."

Vi also smiled. 'It's been so long since I've seen you smile like that, little sis. I think you can finally have the childhood you wanted.'

And so from there, the infamous reject Ziggs went on vacation with his newly acquainted girlfriend Jinx. Ziggs decided to host a pool party, where Zac came, along with many others, once again to try and hit on Jinx, but failed to his disappointment. The League of Losers declined the invitation, as they were working on their own case now being in the Police force. Urgot got bored one day, and decided to go on his own vacation. He was deserted on a stranded island, and instead became a crab. Darius went back to Noxus with Katarina where they soon got hitched after having a bloody hot fight. So far, everyone had a happy ending, but what happened to Garen?
"Dear diary: I am not the champion of the year, I am not a hotshot on the fields of justice, I'm not even a fry cook under the sea. However, I am UNLEASHING JUSTICE IN THE REAL WORLD NOW AS A DEMACIAN POLICEMAN!"

"Garen, quit acting like anyone gives a damn about your life! We have a mission!"

"Who is our next opponent?"

"Not one, but five. They call him…Bronzodia."

Garen put his hand in the circle of them. "Let's do this for good old times."

"Ahh…fine. One..Two..Three…"

All at once: "DEMACIA!"

THE END.