Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Wandering in Life's Void
By VesperiaX
Chapter 2: Awakening in a New World
Author's Note: First off I want to thank Lady Monoplist for the tips for my writing style, so for this chapter I'm going to work around my writing style and change it into something less jumbled up than the last one. So if this new style works out I'll re-write the first chapter in that it so my story isn't complete crap, but I might work on my other chapters before doing so though. Anyway before I write type this up, I want you to picture this world of Pokémon. Unlike the original spin-off's settings, I'm making this world a bit more like the human world, in a technological, social, and even religious standpoint, though it's not too advanced. This world is in between the 70s & 80s, so yeah, there are Pokémon driving cars, making movies, and ect. … Yeah I know it sounds very dumb, but bear with me please.
"Okay… calm yourself. I'm obviously having a hallucination and I just need calm down and bash my head on something hard for the next ten minutes, yeah that'll fix this!" I was in an unrealistic panic, I thought someone drugged me and after slamming my head against that theory went out the window faster than my brain was healing. "O-okay… new idea, don't be a dumbass and remember what the hell happened… alright, I was with the others, I got those games, and that light…" I quietly thought to myself, wondering what had happened to the others, I hoped they were alright. Then I saw another Pokémon running around freaking out.
"WHY THE HELL AM I A BLUE AND WHITE OTTER! LUNA! ALBERT! SOMEONE HELP ME!" The second I saw this Oshawott I knew who it was, Oswald had become a Pokémon too, and the little bugger bumped into me. "Oh crap… I-I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T KILL MISTER BLACK FUR CLAW THING!" 'Mister black fur claw thing'… What the hell is wrong with you Oswald?
"Oswald shut up! It's me Scott!" With my statement I socked him upside his tiny head.
"Ow! You jerk, I have no idea what's going on, there's no reason to hit me moron!" We argued for about two minutes before some kind of police unit came by, consisting of a bunch Magnatons and a Magnazone.
"YOU TWO, STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE PASSED THE BORDER!" The Magnazone spoke in an angered tone, like we had robbed bank or something.
"What? No we don't have any business here s-sir, we just got here somehow!-"
"THUNDER WAVE!" And with that I was cut off and my movements just slowed to a crawl and speech was gone. "Take these two to General Verosa on the double!" We were dragged onto a van like vehicle and driven through a huge desert area, nothing for miles. Until we saw a city, it felt rather old in a way, like it was years behind our own time line.
About an hour later we got to a station with a huge number of Pokémon working around the clock, until we got to what I could imagine was an interrogation room. There we were healed of the paralyzed state and asked to take a seat, and only an Aegislash stood in the room with us. "Do you two need any before we begin?"
"N-nothing much really, just water or something!"
"Scott! GAH, listen we don't need water, we need to know why the heck we're here!"
The Aegislash just set a few glasses of water in front of us and back off. "My apologizes young one, I cannot explain much of what has happened, since my job is just to make sure you to don't go and murder each other."
Me and Oswald just gulped at what this things cold words, so we just sat there and waited for what was going to come. As we sat there a giant Panda with a twig in his mouth walked in with a Gardevior… with glasses? "Keep quiet you two, I've had a rough day… Rosaline give me the details on this."
The Gardevior got out a folder and scanned it. "Just some illegal trespassing sir, other than that they haven't done anything else at the moment."
The Panda just sat down on a chair and stared us down. "I'll give you boys thirty second to explain why you're on this side of the border."
"Sir, umm… you see we don't have an explanation to your question, your laws aren't familiar to the both of us, so if you can explain that part we'd give a better answer." Oswald tried to tell him the best he could.
"You're telling me you don't even know the most common of laws! GRRRR… Please explain to these punks the law they broke before I break their spines!"
"Calm yourself Vesora. Listen you two, for the past 15 years other Pokémon have started spawning around our country, so our leaders of our country made a law to keep out intruders from other areas unless they have passports or reasons for entering."
'Wait, do they mean some kind of version of the Mexican border?' I thought to myself, and spoke up. "I understand what this law is, but we… errm… Okay this is going to sound stupid, but we are not of your world."
… Absolute silence. No one said a thing until Panda got up, and completely crush the table before us. "You… EXSPECT ME TO BE THAT KIND OF BULL SHIT! I'D BELIEVE DIALGA AND PAlKIA HAD A DAMN CHILD TOGETHER YOU LYING LITTLE TWIT! I OUGHTA THROW YOU IN A CELL RIGHT NOW!"
"I'm not lying! I don't even know the name of this planet, let alone your laws damn it! Listen all we want is out of this damn place so we can find a way back to the human world!"
"… Did you… just say 'human'?"
The Panda paced the room for a few minutes, until he stopped. "Rosaline… take them to a room for the night… I need time to think."
The Gardevior directed us to a room with a two beds and television. "You well have to stay here for a while until General Vesora cools off, please do not cause any problems or I will have to use force."
And from there we just laid down, trying to wrap our heads around what happened. "First I get turned into a Sneasle, after that I get arrested, and now I'm feeling like I'm on death row already... Oswald how long do you think we'll have left to live?"
"12 hours… 14 tops, uhhh, my head can't grasp this mind numbing craziness!"
"Oswald before we die I want to you to know I thought you and Luna were related…"
"Scott I stole one of your games while you weren't looking and broke it by accident…"
"… Oswald, you better make sure they kill you first before I do!"
