Sasquatch

by Two Guns and a Knife

Just a little quirky winter tale about, you know, the usual stuff. No animals were harmed in the marking of this 3-chapter story. HEA, of course, is a must. Theme Song: Walking in the Air from the animated film The Snowman. and oh BTW, be afraid, Cupcakes, be very afraid...

5. Do You Know What A Drop Bear Is?

Do You Know What A Drop Bear Is?

~Meanwhile In An Alternate Universe~

"What the Hell?" Stephanie yelled with her mouth full of blood.

She spat out her broken tooth.

She stared at the bloody ring.

She widened her eyes.

She stared harder.

Realization hit.

"Cupcake, will you marry me?" Joe Morelli smiled his charming smile. Joe Morelli dropped onto his knee.

The love of my life, Stephanie.

The universe burst.

The world blackened out.

Joe Morelli, now unconscious, horribly bruised, lay on the floor. Unmoving.

The ring smelled of blood, tomato, basil, and Parmesan cheese.

Stephanie, still breathing hard, blinked back a sudden tear.

Ranger tried not to laugh. "Babe,"