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Alright guys so this is how it went for the rest of the month. Me and Artie would wake up in each others arms and kiss passionately. Then we would rid ourselves of our cursed 'morning wood' if you know what I mean *Wink Wink*. After that, we would go to our classes and after we would meet up for a date. And finally the day would end with some rough and hot sex!

GOTCHA DUDES! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so bad! But anyways bros, that is how I wish it went. It didn't, not by a long shot but hey! A Hero can dream, right? Fuck yeah they can, there the awesomest people on the planet! Maybe in the universe! Whoa dudes, I almost brain-fucked myself! Too much awesomeness!

Yuck, I sound like that Prussian dude that always hits on Macais? Marty? Mathias? I don't remember his name, but he was that one shy dude that talked to me on the first day. That albino dude was a complete weirdo! And not in the good way...

He'd always loudly claim he was 'awesome'. How annoying! Especially because he copied my way of doing it! And since Martin? Micheal? Mark? sat next to me, I had the misfortune of hearing those lame pick up lines the dude used. Like, dude no. Just no. But it got worse! What's-his-face actually FLIRTED BACK! Guess he's into the annoying type, huh? I don't know how he didn't fall in love with me seeing as I was the Hero.

But I really couldn't care less about that Canadian's type. I cared more about Artie's type. Which was obviously my type. The strong, brave, heroic, hansome, daring, BIG, American type. Hopefully not those slutty, flirty, unabashed Frenchies! Remember the first day? Well I told you dudes that there was a French guy a seat in front of me? Yeah well I don't like him.

For your information Frenchie, you don't have to be hairy to get the girl!...Or guy in my case. I mean I have hair! Not so disgustingly much as that guy but enough that you could tell I'm a MAN! Okay dudes, I lie...The first time I found a hair on my chest I shaved it off...and it never grew back. A moment of silence if you please.

-.R.I.P. ALFRED'S CHEST HAIR-

Anyways back to the point, the stupid French guy would always pull the moves on Artie! And not the 'Hey, I just met you but I'm in love with you. And I hope we can become something more because I know I'm never going to met someone like you.' No dudes, that was the line the Hero (me) was destined to use on Artie. His flirting was more along the lines of 'Your hot, I'm hairy, so lets fuck.' At least in my mind.

Stupid Frenchie always had his hands all over MY property! A.K.A. Artie's sweet ass. I mean, he himself belongs to me but DAT ASS. I'm not surprised he's got a little pervert after him. If I wasn't the Hero and didn't have the patience of a God, I would of already claimed that ass. Seriously bros, I even took a picture of it!...No that is not weird, that is love!

I have to say though, I'm making awesome progress between me and Artie! We go out together! Well...it's not just us...other people come too. It's kind of like a group gathering...B-but that's not important!

The important part is that I go out with Artie, and that is good enough for me! The only thing that I find weird about Artie is that I never see or hear him masturabate! And we've been together for like, YEARS! Okay I lie again...it's only been a month...But still! No guy can be able to hold out on the awesome pleasure that is sex! Unless...he's fucking someone! Or the other way around!

Dudes...friends...bros...That can't be true right? I mean all I've been doing was for nothing? What the fuck is this shit? I have done many things to grab his attention. Most of them of accident...I tried though bros...:(

Whoa dudes! Whoa! I actually put a sad face! Le gasp!~ Anyways let me entertain you about all the things I have done to Artie, and there is a LOT.

There was that one time in calculus that I went up in front of the class to present my work. Well, coincidently he had just finished his oral presentation...heh oral...ahem. Anyways on my way up to the front of the class, Mathias (an overgrown manchild) stuck out his foot and tripped me. So down I went. But seeing as I am the Hero I had awesome herioc reflexes! I stuck out my hand to grab something, and success! I got a hold of something!

Too bad it was Artie's crotch...Yeah that didn't end well. I pulled him down with me. Heh here's where the expression 'He had him by the balls' makes sense. Though I grabbed his dick...

Anyways after that little adventure, I noticed my pull had given Artie a little..er..problem! And I have to say I couldn't stop the smirk that came up when I heard a small moan. He got so red! Then he just excused himself from the classes. But damn I caused that reaction? DAMN STRAIGHT!

Then when we had to work on a science project together, I had two beakers in my hands. I was trying to carefully pour one into the other without the whole classroom blowing up and I was doing such a good job! But then Artie dropped his pencil and without shame, bent down. Showing off his cute, round ass to me.

Seems that fate hated me because the stupid pencil had to go under MY stool. As in the stool I was sitting on. By then Artie was on his hands and knees RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! I pictured a very erotic scene in my head, so then Alfred Jr. started getting a little excited. Oh but ladies and gentlemen, it gets better.

I'm guessing Artie was finally able reach the damn pencil because he pulled his upper body up, leaving him kneeling in front of me. And you may be thinking 'Geez this fucking dumbass is so damn perverted that he gets excited for ANYTHING!' Well shut the fuck up! Because you weren't there! And you aren't crushing majorly on your best friend! And your not the one who had said best friend's face right in front of a boner he caused!

Yeah that's right! I said it! Stop laughing your asses off cause the story ain't over yet! Anyways, so his head was in between my legs and I popped a boner. WONDERFUL. So I was looking at him trying to see if I had screwed up anything we had, and he was looking at Alfred Jr. like 'Did I cause you?'

Since we were so caught up in the akwardness of it all, I wasn't watching the potions. And pretty sure you can guess what happened after that.

Student Name: Alfred F. Jones
I.D. #: 0006969 Bio: Honor Student, Football Scholarship
Reported: Blew up Mr. Radsforth science labroom
Punishment: $1,000 in payment for reconstruction