Deep breaths, in and out. In and out and in and...

"UGH! I can't do this!" I yell completely frustrated. I roll over and stare up at Artie. I scrunch up my -sexy- eyebrows and try to communicate telepathically with the strange but total hot life form on the bed right across from me. Who, by the way, has a VERY nice ass.

"Alfred what in the Lords name are you doing?"

"HA! It works!" I knew I could make him hear me! I just needed to believe! JUST BE MYSELF AND BELI-

"No you did not contact me telepathically you moron, I just saw this concentrated look on your face that you only wear when you're taking care of business in the loo."

The fuck's a loo? What! I'm remembering something...wait...it's coming...it's coming! And...!

*Silence*

"ALFRED! TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST FART IN HERE!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE BEST ONE'S ARE THE SILENT ONES! AND I WAS LITERALLY THIS CLOSE TO YOUR FACE! HAHAHA!"

I tried showing him with my fingers but they were too big. You know what they say about big hands, heh. By the way, I remembered that Brits have a funny way of calling the bathroom a loo. Funny shit right there.

"Artie, I am so bored!"

"Alfred, you've only just started studying. It hasn't even been ten minutes yet, love."

"Whatever, studying is hard and because I'm a super awesome hero, I don't have to!"

"Oh yes you do, I will not tolerate a grown man like yourself without an education."

"But I don't need it Artie!"

"Yes, and that is why we had to go to court and pay our fines for the scene you caused the other day."

"Would ya let it go already! I already told ya it wasn't meh fault!"

"Speak proper English git!"

"Nah, my way 'a talkin' is betta than yours."

"Disgusting! Stop with your rubbish or I'll ask someone else to study with me."

"You. Wouldn't. Dare."

A seductive smirk was thrown at me, clearly knowing he had won. Piercing green eyes smothered me through long, thick lashes, tempting me into accepting the challenge.

"Try me."

Fuck dudes.

I don't how much longer I can last. I haven't touched poor Alfred Jr. in DAYS and every little thing gets me excited. Ugh, I sound like a virgin. I-I mean, not cause I am one, just...

OKAY! So I am a virgin!

And what. ಠ_ಠ

It's not like I need commitment or anything, I just haven't found anyone worth sleeping with! Yeah, that sounds about right!

After all, a Hero needs respect. I can't go around sleeping with everyone, ruining my Heroic reputation! Besides, Artie hasn't brought up the sex so I'm sure he doesn't mind. I mean he loves me enough to wait anyways.

But what if he does mind?

What if he's annoyed that I haven't pulled a move on him yet?

What if he dumps me for the French bastard?!

"Oomph! A-Alfred! Let go! I...can't...breathe!"

"No way, Arite! I ain't never gonna let you go! I love you too much! I CAN'T LET THAT FRENCH BASTARD HAVE YOU!"

I stayed right where I was. Sitting on my butt with my legs and arms encircling Artie in a huge bear hug.

"A-Alfred I-"

"There's no way I'd let him have you, Artie! He's hairy! Imagine all that hair just wrapping around you and suffocating you! You wouldn't like that right?! Look! I shave my whiskers all the time! Touch my face it's a soft as a baby's butt and that's saying something cause you usually you can't find that in this age! If you go to Francis, he'll abuse you! Oh Artie! You'd be whipped and chained and abused with all that kinky shit he's into! And I know you're kinky too but-"

"Alfred."

"Seriously! He'll keep you down in the basement, bound with a ***** stuck in your *** and then he'd stick another one in! Then he'd stop feeding you and keep you naked all the time! Then when he has company over, he'll force you to prance around in a slutty maid costume with a vibrator crammed up your ***. Actually that sounds kinda hot, but that's not the point! You'd be happy with me though! I can-"

"Alfred!"

"No, hear me out! I'd learn to make your favorite Earl Tea and not burn the leaves! And I'll eat all the food you make without any complaints! Except chocolate, because that one time you made a batch of brownies I couldn't leave the bathroom for the whole night! Anyways, I'd make sure to remind you how beautiful you are, or how your so amazing that sometimes I feel like I'm not worthy enough to be your boyfriend! So...so please don't go to him Artie! You mean too much for me to lose so easily."

I clutched his petite hands in my own and leaned in so that our foreheads touched. Clamping my eyes shut, bracing myself for the answer...silence...silence...and then...

Laughter?

I opened my eyes in time to witness one the most beatiful scenes in my life. Arthur's head was slightly turned back, letting the sun hit his hair making it shine that brilliant blonde of his. His mouth was opened revealing a perfect row of straight, shiny white teeth. His cheeks had a pink tint that contrasted beautifully against his milky expanse of skin. And that laugh.

God, that laugh.

It gets to me all the time. Artie hardly smiles and so it's rare to witness a laugh like this. A genuine laugh that shows his happiness to the situation. The most beautiful sound I ever heard.

All in all he was beautiful and I found myself falling in love with him all over again.

Shut up, that's not corny.

Oh Lordy, I am so sorry. It's just with school, and the drama and... and *shot* I apologize so much. I don't deserve your kind reviews :( So if you don't want to review that's okay. I understand. Gomenasai~

-(not)Awesome Empress