BPOV

It's official my life sucks. Living with guards from the Volturi sucks. Overall my life has gone in a downward spiral and hit the bottom with blinding speed. They fallow me every were,even in the bathroom. I mean they have supper hearing its embarrassing when I have to pee and I like to sing in the shower that's an intimate part in my life. The other day Angela came back from her Thank you for buying me a house vacation to Fiji. And to make matters worse Jake was with her and lets just say a couple vases, furniture, and holes in my walls appeared, try explaining that to the handy man that had to come and fill them in. Jasper and Emmett thankfully were there to restrain him from possibly getting himself killed.

Angela was freaking out looking at the 3 dark cloaked figures standing on the top of the stairs analyzing the scene playing out before them. Edward also followed me making sure Jane, and Alec didn't hurt me. Felix on the other hand was great we had gotten close since they first arrived. He was like another Emmett, hard intimidating on the outside and soft and fluffy on the inside, like a teddy bear.

Alec and Jane were not happy about this development and glared at him when they passed in the house, but he didn't care he was like my second big protective brother. We had pillow fights and played pranks on the witch twins now and again. One time we replaced Alecs shampoo with green hair dye and his soap was injected with orange paint.

After he came out of the bathroom and we saw him it was amazing he looked like a gothic umpa lumpa for the movie Charlie and the Chocolate factory and to make matters better for us and worse for him we were actually watching the movie when he came in. To say he was pissed would be the biggest understatement of the century. I thought that day I saw Janes lips twitch up when she saw Alec.

To bad for her, she didn't know she was our next target and we had help from everybody including Alec, which was a total shocker. The day that we had made the plans for it to happen, Jane had just come back from a mini mission Aro had sent her on. We were all in our places and Jane walked in the door. Jasper had made the system himself, first gallons of honey dropped onto her then we had bags filled with feathers and that dropped next.

The guys said that was enough but I had to add my own personal touch. I called up some of my people and got connections to deliver 125 pounds of rotting chicken guts. That would come after she was covered in honey and feathers just to complete the look. It was perfect and her mouth was open so a lot of the guts got into her mouth. She didn't talk to anyone for weeks and she couldn't harm any of us with her power because Aro gave her an order and she new anyone in here would tell if she disobeyed him.

As the days went on Alec joined our pack and he also became my best friend. The only one that was still cold to me was Jane well I shouldn't say cold she has gotten better being around me but we aren't friends more like acquaintances. Since Alec and Felix became like family to me they had appointed themselves my new bodyguards because of the mishap that happened last week with he crazy fan. They both took there job seriously and even got little uniforms. Every event that I had to go to that included crowds they put on all black with aviators. Felix wanted to get a machine gun but I had to put my foot down on that one so we settled for a small hand gun even if I wanted a taser, but nooooooooooo we had to get guns because they looked cooler than a little spark on strings. Oh and lets not forget the protective brother speech they had to give Edward. I didn't enjoy that one either because Edward wouldn't touch me until I ponced on him and dragged him into my room when my 2 boys went hunting. I actually approved of there hunting methods which was switched to animals instead of humans since they couldn't stand the looks that I gave Jane when she came back with bright red eyes.

Jake also came back once he had gotten under control of fazing because I think I would run out of lies by the time he got it under control by coming here everyday even if he wasn't positive he could keep the fluffy monster at bay. So here we were out in the back yard covered in camo playing paintball the best sport america has to offer (and for all my readers if you haven't tried this get your gear on and get messy because this is some adrenaline rushing shite). The team were split up into spouse against spouse. My team was called Pink Nation while the others were the Ballers thanks to Emmett who was team captain. In the game everything goes there are no rules expected the common sense of don't kill anyone or injure them so badly they have to go to the hospital and the also no blood being spilled since we still have vampires who aren't in the best control *cough* Jane *cough*.

"B" Felix grabbed my attention by waving his finger towards the east were we could clearly see Emmett and Alice making there way through the brush. I turned away from Felix and to Alec who was on my left giving him the signal to immobilize the enemy. Black fog swirled out of his finger tips and crept through the undergrowth and quickly to them. Once they had their senses cut we opened fire. We shot ball after ball at them and when we ceased fire they were covered head to teo in pink liquid. They were out. The war went on for 45 more minutes till we had our final face off or sudden death as Em likes to call it. Alec and I were the only ones left because we had mad skill and Jane and Edward were also the only ones left on the Ballers. The last round consisted of us having no amo when starting and with all of it collected in a bucket in the middle of us. When the whistle blows one of us stays behind while the other runs at human speed to grab as much amo as possible and start firing at each other if you don't have any you just signed your paint ball loser certificate. The whistle blew and Alec cut of their sense but lost the connection once Jane used her power (for anyone who doesn't know her power it's the worst pain you ever experienced in your life!) on him. I was five feet away when I literally had the bucket in my hands and it was ripped out and I looked at Edwards grinnning face. Oh hell no he didn't, I cradled my hand as if it was hurt really badly, which caused Edward to drop the bucket trying to get me to show him my hand. This gave Alec enough time to cut off Jane and load his gun to take down his sister and Edward. Victory was ours!

AN:

Sorry for the late update i know i hate me i'm not going to update till after the 24th of june because of finals and i need to pass them all or my mom will kill me. REVIEW!

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