NEW STORY
It was a warm winter's knight in the ville of pone. Nudity fell from the sky like a bass drum on Stab-Day. There was a very unicorn that was intrinsic to the plot of this story, and her name was Tuairitu-kun~. She had a fur.
Twilight (which is the Amerikan Tuairitu-kun~ for those wondering. Like you, sir, in the purple sweatervest with the scent of failure and sharkbait) was in her book-place of books when a melody happened in her head and she fell over on the floor, screaming and writhing in pure, unadulterated (and very adult-ated) ecstasy. Not the drug, the other thing that ecstasy means. She fell over when her slave, a lizard named Spik, went over to her and told her things.
He told to her, "Be a faucet. It is illegal in Germany, but you can write a thesis on how unfair that is to you."
She shot up. Not the drug, but the other thing. "That is an incredible idea," she replied, and fell into a mess of sobbing and blogging and pony-juice.
Suddenly, without a warn, a large orange orange fell through the roof of the tree (holy shit what) and hit her in the head, making her sob harder about things. The orange was a Jew.
The orange was a Jew, so Twilight picked it up and picked it up with her eating-mandibles and sobbed about things and turned into pony-juice. That happened trust me. When she picked it up, it was a Jew and liked the Steelers and word polls like a poseur fucking loser. Don't kill yourself.
She looked at it and put it into her. Then she went home and cried about it into her pillow and then put the Jew orange orange into her pillow. Then the pillow was a Jew. It suddenly was a different story called 'the invasion of the Jews from outer spizz."
Twilight backed herself away from the yarmulke-d mess of Jew in front of her. The Jew was consuming everything, turning it all into Jew like itself. Bangly-dangly-hair-things popped out from various bedroom furniture's ears, and they all grew beards on their furniture-chins. I'm not even smiling. Do you see my wrist?
Anyways, Twilight backed up into a brick wall that she created with her semen and cocaine pallets. She claimed into her Jew-pillow one last time and jumped into the vortex, sending her careening off the edge of the Twix bar into insanity and loneliness, by Djiis the Lonely One, who licks the puppies.
One time Twilight went on 4chan
Anyways, Twilight in this adaptation of the film is being played by Jack Nicholson because he's the best actor.