Hello everyone! I'm back XD! I was planning to upload last Saturday but my internet crashed and it was just fixed today... I'm so sorry... and I'm also having trouble writing... nope it's not something magnificent like writer's block it's more like I can't connect with my OC she's too whimsical hahaha... anyway guys if you've got time please visit my profile I have a poll there, the "WHO IS XANXUS' RIVAL?" poll! XD of course this is a Xanxus X OC fic but we need a rival right? let's fire up this story whoooohooo!

Response Corner:

ladyimmortal011: KYAA my very first reviewer! thank you very much! I'm so glad you found this story funny.. and yea everyone's really mean to Xanxus XD
.run: I feel loved thank you for the review! haha! you want me? oh no~ what should I do? jokes. And yup the mystery girl is Xanxus' love interest or so I thought. It depends on her, hahaha. And yea tsuna worries a lot right? I think so too. and yup she's no pregnant! I also think that it would be cute IF Xanxus will take care of her but will he?
didip: thank you for the very wonderful advise! unfortunately I don't have someone amazing like a beta reader! I mean if anyone's interested PLEASE HELP ME! I badly need one! and the comm was really helpful! because honestly I'm having trouble with this fic. more like I'm having trouble with my OC why is she so hard to understand? hahaha
TheMcgabster: did I really got their personalities right? really? because this story is focusing mostly on Varia I want to know if I didn't made them too OOC. Because that would just ruin the story ne? Thank you very much! I'll try my best to keep them in line.
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And here comes the never ending and will never disappear DISCLAIMER!:
I don't own KHR I just borrowed them from their respectful owner mangaka, editor and publisher. arigatou gozaimasu!

so if anyone has an idea please tell me! I want to make this story as interesting as possible! I love reviews! I love criticisms and most of all I love FLAMES (really? who knows I might love them)


"Congratulations, she's 2 months pregnant"

... silence engulfed the room...

"PREGNANT?" Tsuna's eyes almost fell out from its socket and he started to panic but reborn as he is kicked Tsuna on his head

"W-What is that for?" even after all this years, Tsuna still can't completely remove his dame dame attitude

"quiet dame dame tsuna"

"b-but reborn"- 'what kind of pregnant woman falls down from a 20 story building? c-could it be suicide?" As realization donned on him he quickly looked at Reborn who had a scowl on his face as if he's sharing the same thought

"n-no way" Dame Tsuna slumped on the couch

Xanxus totally oblivious of what's going on in Tsuna's head just stared at the smiling Doctor who looked really amused with Tsuna's solo antics.

Ah.

As if remembering something the Doctor quickly looked at Xanxus and pats him on his shoulder

"Don't touch me trash or I'll kill you" Xanxus being who he is quickly slapped away the kind doctor's hands

"hahaha no need to be cranky young man, don't worry your WIFE and YOUR baby is fine OTOU-SAN"

Tsuna who is still in his small little world snapped back to reality, his jaws almost reaching the ground

Reborn well being reborn froze for a few minutes and hid the smirk forming on his mouth using his fedora. (you know the tilting it down thingy)

while Xanxus, THE otousan for a second couldn't comprehend what the doctor said

Initiating realization countdown in

5

4

3

2

1

"YOU DAMN FUCKING SHIT OF A DOCTOR!" He shouted at the top of his lungs while readying his oh so favourite gun, the fire spitting one, his scars visible and his flame of rage covering his whole body

"WHO'S THE FUCKING OTOUSAN OF THE FUCKING WIFE AND THE SHITTING BABY?" his gun pointed on the smiling and unfazed doctor's fore head

"X-Xanxus-nii! c-calm down" Tsuna coming back to his senses immediately ran towards the raging Xanxus and grabbed his gun trying to point it anywhere BUT the doctor. They are in a LOCAL HOSPITAL with NO connection to mafias for heaven's sake; they can't just go and kill anyone who mistook them for a father. Though Tsuna's gotta admit Xanxus being mistaken for a father out of all the people in the world, well considering there are three choices, a wimpy looking young lad, a baby, and XANXUS.

"Let go of Me Tsunayoshi! I'll fucking blast away this bastard's brain and burn him to crisp!"

"X-Xanxus-nii! calm down! you said that you're going to CHANGE right?" Tsuna clung to his arms as tightly as he can, but Xanxus just swung his arms effortlessly while taking out his other gun and pointed it to the still unfazed doctor.

"I'm going to fucking kill you!" he smirked, his fingers tightening its hold on the trigger

"Xanxus-nii YOU PROMISED! are you going to BREAK YOUR PROMISE?" Tsuna shouted in desperation they can't and must not kill civilians.

"tsk. fuck" Xanxus lowered his guns and tried to look anywhere but the fucking doctor

Tsuna relaxed and let out the breath he didn't know he was holding "a-arigatou Xanxus-nii" he smiled his ever warm smile which almost almost melted xanxus' anger.

"Go-Gomen *sensei" he proceeded to apologize to the kind doctor 'we almost killed a civilian this is bad, he will know that we're mafia' it's not like its bad that others will know that they're mafia but he just want to live a simple life whenever he's outside the mafia world.

"hahahah don't worry about it Sawada-san" the doctor laughed good heartedly which extinguished Tsuna's worry "Every father gets cranky when they first hear about their wife's pregnancy in an unorthodox way"

'yea pretty unorthodox, I mean falling down?'

"click"

God he forgot, Xanxus is THE supposed father. Tsuna never curse but "shit" he face palmed when he turned and found Xanxus raging, again.

"I don't care about promises I'll Fucking KILL YOU" Xanxus' voice sent chills and his flame of rage purer than ever.

"a-ano" a girl's voice interrupted Mt. Xanxus' eruption

"w-where am I?" the long forgotten woman woke up from her slumber and confusedly stared at the scene before her.


please vote in my poll! and how would you like the OC be? do you want her to be shy? energetic? bitchy or what? you've got a week to tell me by reviewing! thank you very much