As promised here is the second chapter! and I tried to make it as fun as I can XD and anyone out there willing to become my beta?

Varia mansion

It's the same old day in the Varia mansion, with Squalo running around the mansion slicing anything that dares come in his way, which are tables and pillars AND tables, Flan taunting Marmon to give him money for hospital bills and Belphegor throwing knives at him while laughing his signature "ushishishi". Lussuria oh well he's inside the lobby squealing like a fan girl while reading an 1827 fanfic with unexpectedly Tsuna as the seme ,and Levi praying in the altar he made for his boss complete with incense and a b picture in a black frame with black ribbons if the varia didn't know better then it would seem like Levi is praying for the soul of his beloved boss. "Levi-chan~ even if you pray to all the Gods out there Boss' soul will certainly go to hell" Lussuria adviced him without looking away from the fanfic.

Today was SUPPOSED to be a normal day but if you squint your eyes and strain your ears you can probably see and hear the tension in the varia members, not only because it is again their awaited day where their boss is in an omiai but also because of their VERY unexpected guess just residing in the guest room playing shogi or is it chess? Or maybe go? Well anyways, if you squint and strain you can feel the tension which they're trying oh-so hard to suppress until HE break it.

"I bet the fake-prince's secret stash of sweets that Boss failed again" Flan, said in a monotone voice as he remove the knives on his head which were immediately replaced by new ones

"Ushishishi don't bet using other people's things peasant" Belphegor said as threw new set of knives at Flan.

"Ararara Flan-chan don't bet on things that everyone knows the answer we should bet on HOW boss ruined his date" Lussuria suggested while putting down the BL book that he's reading

"I bet that boss probably yelled at the whore and left before even finishing anything" Mammon started

"VOIIIIII! Don't talk about the stupid boss like that!" Squalo shouted while swinging his sword at Mammon who immediately dodged "At least make the fucking boss finish his steak and wine before leaving!" Squalo added

"I bet the boss was sleeping when the bitch I mean woman came and she tried to seduce him but the boss couldn't stand her and kicked her in the gut" Lussuria contributed

"DON'T MAKE THE BOSS SOUND LIKE THAT" Levi shouted from his altar which earned him a few glares from everyone

"Do you still believe that the boss can actually get married?" mammon asked while Belphegor is laughing in the back

"ushishishi If anyone can marry the boss then she's either desperate or suicidal"

"Atleast make him break a bone or two before leaving you make boss sound like a wuss" Levi supplied his answer in a mumble. The truth is all the varia members had already given up the thought that their fucking ass of a boss can get married even Levi had given up the idea after the boss broke the bone of the tenth girl.

"But isn't the wussy lousy bunny bun vongola boss with boss today?" Flan asked still in monotone

Right… they all thought. Their boss couldn't possibly do anything too distractive with the weakling with him heck he wouldn't be able to sleep. And that would be a big problem on their part because Xanxus + lack off sleep is never good.

"SHIT" they thought…

"VOIIII! I'm not afraid of him! It's that fucking boss' fault for being so quick tempered!" Squalo waved his sword in his mind he's imagining what he's boss will do to them if only he's not such a jerk then everything would have been finished.

"ushishish…says the one who slices even the tables like an idiot peasant he is"

"VOIII What did you say?"

"I don't think it's because of the boss temper" Lussuria said ignoring the riot happening between Bel and Squallo

"It's because of boss' scary ugly face and rotten than a 100 yrs. Old mango's personality" Flan said in monotone.

"that's why I said that he should just let me hypnotize some girl" Mammon said.

BANG!

As if on cue the door of their house or more like mansion was kicked open by no other than their more than pissed off Boss, they rushed outside to see him seething with unmistakably killing intent that is definitely not because of lack of sleep.

"VOIIIII YOU fucking son of a bitch Boss why did you destroy our door! What the fuck will you do if enemies attack us ha?" Squalo dared to shout at his boss but Xanxus just shot him near the face with his flame of rage.

"Shut the fuck up you fag" Xanxus said as he walks inside, his annoyance level at its peak.

"I'm not a fucking fag you asshole! What happened to your fucking date? Did some fucking whore approach you telling you that you knocked her up with your bastard?" Squalo continued unfazed with Xanxus' annoyance. Xanxus clicked his tongue and was about to shout at Squalo when he felt someone tugging on his coat.

"A…Ano… Nice to meet you" a voice from behind Xanxus spoke and blue hair and eyes came peaking at them from behind him.

"I'm Charlotte starting today until I give birth I'll be staying here with you" she said stepping out from Xanus' back and doing a 90 degrees bow which Flan couldn't resist to imitate.

"Nice to meet you mistress" he said as he bowed, while everyone was shocked in their place who would thought that their boss would have the interest to knock someone and even bring her home.

"B-BOSS Could this be…. LOVE?" that's the only thing Lussuria had to say to make all hell broke loose with the big varia mansion reduced to half of its original glory.

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