Non-Parody AN: I have no idea if Stan has any birthmark or anything in canon. So I'm just gonna say he has a buttmark.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red bats all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with hot pink.
In the cafeteria, I ate some Cheesy Poofs with blood instead of dipping sauce, and a glass of soda. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the soda spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with wavy black hair with purple streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have a blue and red hat anymore (it was gray now) and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Kyle's and there was no mark on his but anymore. He had a sexy voice. He looked exactly like Trey Parker. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Stan Marsh, although most people call me Raven these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love birds." he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Kyle came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.